#hockey for ts

[msmargaretmurry]

sorry to the 2014 third overall pick, whoever that guy is

[moregraceful]

one thing i love about the new jersey devils, as a sharks fan, is no matter how happy i am to see timo meier, nico hischier always looks happier. no matter how much i love timo meier, nico hischier will always love him more. i feel like every tiktok they're in together you can just see nico with hearts in his eyes like that's my BEST FRIEND and i get to DO STUFF WITH HIM. i love it. timo makes me happy but he will always make nico happier... that's what it's all about

[baiyunli]

get hornier or die trying: new jersey devils kink meme

in the spirit of this post, here's a low-stress, low-commitment kink meme for the devs :) the prompt meme is open from now until the end of 2023. go crazy, and please prompt responsibly!!!

leave your prompts or claim them HERE.

some ground rules:

prompts should feature at least one player who has played for the devils at any point. they can be as fun, filthy, and/or outlandish as you'd like!

if you have a devs fic that you'd like to include in the collection but that doesn't fulfill a prompt, you can claim the first prompt (empty) and post it to the collection!

claim as many prompts as you would like. get hornier or die trying!!!!

you can choose to post anonymously or not - if you'd like it to be anonymous, either shoot me a message with your username or add it to the anonymous collection on ao3. prompts are posted anonymously by default.

tag appropriately and/or use choose not to warn.

have fun!! please direct any questions or concerns to my askbox.

[sidmalkin]

my pens didn’t make the playoffs... but the lightning, islanders, bruins, and rangers were eliminated in the first round so

[blusical]

quick question for hockeyblr. what does "ts" mean? i keep seeing it be used in certain tags and i havent gotten a clue on what it means.

[squidsquadlove]

I drove home from Canada last night, right during the Wild-Kraken game (oh, MAF, I love you, but why us why us) and it was all worth it for the little clip in the middle with Mike Benton, hero of my heart, pinning Shane Wright down in an interview and getting him to admit that a.) the first Kraken to text him with congratulations was Matty and b.) Matty looked good in the Team Canada jersey, it suited him well

[lewisiopsis]

seen in the wild

[puck-luck]

Come awn🤤🤤🤤 the stache & the nose & the lips nooo someone lock me up

[nottodayjustin]

April 24th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

[thehuggybearslover]

Mother reinforcing my obsessions

[quinnylouhughesx43]

i never had him but he’s still the loml

[msmargaretmurry]

panthers/oilers stanley cup final feels like the final season of a tv show where online fans have been cyberbullying the showrunners about their ship for years

[moregraceful]

shakir mukhamadullin is the bashkir sweetheart of the san jose sharks organization and i'll die on that hill | "yttrium" by mary soon lee from elemental haiku

for @simmyfrobby's nhl periodic table poems 🪐

[baiyunli]

Yun!! You can't just drop this in the tags and then not explain yourself.

THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS HOW DO YOU KNOW! 😭 why are they the way they are

they were holding hands!!! ref - in this video on twitter around 1:18 you can see them do their little handshake and then they just don't let go??? this angle is great for seeing how jack looks up through his lashes at nico but less great for actually seeing their handshake. i stumbled upon the video this morning and literally had to watch it four times to figure out if they were really just Holding Hands outright.

[sidmalkin]

how tf do we have a league leading 6 shutouts lol

[squidsquadlove]

And now Lars isn't on the bench?

...Vince sparked his own heat with that fight last night and his "lower body injury" is related, Lars had to see to him, it's the only explanation I will accept