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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences
dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that
#mine would be a coordinated museum heist utilizing the lifetimes of experience and diverse expertise of my fellow nursing home residents#also there's Karl the orderly. his skill is he drives the shuttle van#technically he shouldn't be enabling us but he thinks it's a good enrichment activity#heck debra hasn't been this excited since her son flew in from australia.#plus Karl figures formulating an elaborate heist is better brain exercise than the puzzle books they keep in the resident lounge#all the sudokus are half finished anyway#update: upon consideration my second choice is just. MASSIVE credit card fraud.
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This is a subject that really interests me because I (28 years old) had computer classes in grade school where learning how to efficiently type was a big focus. As a result I have a very high WPM (words per minute) count and am an excellent touch typer.
However, I've heard that they started phasing out computer classes in a lot of schools because it's assumed that kids/teenagers already know how to use a computer in this day and age. But smartphones are more popular than computers now, and as result a lot of Gen Z/Gen Alpha kids are able to text very quickly but their typing skills aren't as good.
#I'm terrible at texting because I grew up with computers and didn't get a smartphone until I was like 15#plus I prefer to be on my laptop when I'm at home#if the message is too long I literally text people through my computer instead of using my phone#because it would take FOREVER for me to text it#poll#my polls#technology#typing#computers#tumblr polls#1k#5k#10k#most popular
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i think maybe one of the funniest things to happen during the catilinarian conspiracy is when a couple of the conspirators planned to assassinate cicero but somebody warned him ahead of time so he foiled their plan by simply not opening his door. imagine planning to kill a guy but when you get there he just locks the door so you're like welp. pack it up boys
#(it's a little more complicated than that obviously. plus the plan had been to kill him during a salutatio)#(but it's funnier to imagine some scooby doo ass “uhhhh....nobody's home!” skit)#tagamemnon#queueusque tandem abutere catilina patientia nostra
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Doctor Megalo? More like Doctor Slay
She's so cool
UHMM ANYWAYS DO CHECK OUT THE DR. MEGALO AU IT'S VERY COOL, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO DRAW HER FOR A LONG TIME
#undertale#undertale au#alphys#doctor megalo#dr megalo#I LOVEEEEEE her design#It reminds of dr octopus a lot and that's great#plus she looks amazing#ALPHYSSSSS#ALPHYSSSS COME HOME#I just realized I forgot the stripes on her tail........oops.....
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me when this fuckass scholar keeps sending people to my peak attempting to let them experience worldview shattering misery and despair under the wishful guise of enlightenment
i did it i did the thing again i put an absurd amount of effort into a shit post,, kill me on the spot before it happens again

^original
#eauhj#i dont wanna look at this anymore#this was originally just gonna be tr and sm BUUTTT i wanted to draw sage of truth and i think it fits. heart emoji#sm and tr would have been really funny though because the dialog is interchangeable LMAO#art#anyway this is also an offering. TRUTHLESS RECLUSE COME HOME PLEASE IVE DRAWN YOU FOUR PLUS TIMES... MY WIFE PLE#crk#crk truthless recluse#crk shadow milk cookie#crk pure vanilla cookie#crk sage of truth#shadowvanilla#shadow milk x pure vanilla
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I DID IT I GOT MY PINK HAYATE now I am never doing that again!
(at least until they give me, like, a frilly unicorn Kamui or something)
#art#ride kamens#last note#i did this SO fast i'm sorry#i was just so excited i actually managed it!#look as a super casual f2p player who has never made a chaostone higher than a+#350k points is a frikkin ACHIEVEMENT#but how could i say no when i got lucky enough to pull the fancy ribbons-and-lace birdboy#and then they tell me i can turn him pink on top of that?#(i'm definitely not still bitter about missing out on a certain other card in another game NOPE)#plus. i mean. i also just kinda wanted to see if i could.#but now i have pretty pink perfume hayate on my home screen and i am Fulfilled#i haven't even read the story yet because i've been so focused on grinding out tickets i have NO context for why he is so fancy#now i have literally thousands of event seals i have to figure out what to do with in the next few hours. hm.#i also have to keep telling myself to save my diamonds and not do just oooone more pull to see if i can get a shion to turn blue...#it's not going to happen and it's not worth it#but whaaaat iiiif...
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POV you’ve informed the Queen and the Court’s Sorcerer of something and they very clearly know something that they’re not letting on
#hehe just a silly doodle#Gwen’s great at subtlety so would this even happen? debatable#just feel like they’d definitely get up to magical shenanigans post-canon#plus there were enough things in the show that could make a reappearance#Lady Vivian is visiting? Oh no is she still under the curse??? D: *cue mutual looks of alarm*#(it’s okay she’s not. justiceforvivian2024)#but anyway STILL they’d definitely go sneaking around in the vaults or library to find answers to the latest Situation tm#like yeah magic is legal and Guinevere is literally the queen#but that doesn’t stop them from shiftilly snooping!! shiftilly snooping just Happens when ur friends with Merlin#it’s like enrichment for them#ANYWAY yet again I have NO idea what proper anatomy is and I did not use a reference for Merlin and only glanced at one for Gwen so#sorry I cannot do u justice merlin + guinevere </3#my mom once glanced at one of my doodles when I was home and she was like why does Merlin look like a monkey#WHICH WAS KINDA OUT OF POCKET TBH 😭😭#but maybe one of these days I’ll actually learn drawing-related things so I can better spread my beloved post canon Merlin agenda#Merlin#Gwen#merlin fanart#bbc merlin#my art#art#merwen#EDIT: fixed up the colouring bc it was bothering meee rip
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Anyway here have some sketches!
Mostly just me actually drawing this man with a ref instead of from memory to relearn him a lil
#plus his secret call audio was so...fucking cute#I wanna hug him so tight yall dont understand#He's just a little darling#my darling#ANYWAY#nfjdjfndmms here take these cause i aint gonna finish them#welcome home#wally darling#welcome home puppet show#welcome home arg#wally darling fanart#wh wally#my art#sketches
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Hotel Fenton
Red Hood stared at the building that seemingly appeared out of nowhere in Crime Alley. Below his mask his eye twitched at the very elaborated and very bright shining and blinking sign on the buildings wall spelling out 'HOTEL FENTON' though it looked like the word 'HOTEL' had only been added recently. The building in itself was also strange. Red Hood was pretty sure no one would actually willingly step into a building like that.
"Are you seriously expecting to investigate this shit?" He muttered into the coms, knowing perfectly well that his brothers were watching through the integrated helm camera.
"Yep. You lost the draw." Nightwing sang from the other end of the com line. Red Hood was going to glitter bomb his Appartement later. He grumbled something inaudible once more before taking another step towards that strange building. But froze before he even set his foot completely on the ground.
A scream echoed through the building. His hand instantly went to the gun buy his side. Then a crash. Wide eyed Red Hood watched how a chair came sailing out of one destroyed window. More shouting followed now clearer. Someone was complaining loudly and...
He took a step back from the building as fire sprouted out of the broken window but before he could even tell his siblings to send back up the fire got extinguished by a sudden block of ice growing out of the window. Red Hood blinked, muttering a half hearted "Did you guys see that too..." Into his coms before the slam of the entrance door to the Building caught his attention and he came face to face with a little girl that had obviously slammed the door she was leaning against.
They stared at each other for a moment before the girl dusted herself off and grinned.
"Hi! Welcome to Hotel Fenton the place to stay for Ghosts, Shades, Undead and More! We are a little preoccupied with a some of our current guests but I am sure there is still an open place for a fellow undead and halfa in the making!"
Red Hood's eyes narrowed under his mask but before he could ask anything, a fucking man that had vague similarities to Bruce crashed through the wall cool-aid way with a good damn Talon in his arms that was obviously trying to gnaw on the arm holding it, a second man followed close behind floating and shouting vehemently that "JACK THAT IS NOT PLAY FIGHTING YOU DUMBASS! IT'S TRYING TO MAIM YOU!"
There was only one thought went through Red Hoods head at that moment, his sibling perfectly echoed over the coms.
"What the fuck?"
#dp x dc#dpxdc#crossover#dcxdp#danny fenton#fenton family#jack fenton#ellie phantom#dan phantom#vlad master#Meddie Fenton#jason todd#In which the Fentons plus Vlad fled their home dimension because of the GIW#They fled together with their entire house#and opened a hotel for the undead in the middle of Crime Alley of Gotham#It goes as well as you can Image#The talons are one of their first guests staying over....#Crack prompt
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Will Solace is gonna be in s3 of pjo disney guys im so fucking emotional somebody hold me I’m shaking
#I cannot make this up#SOLANGELO COMING HOME😭😭😭😭#ACTUALLY COMING HOME#pjo hoo toa#percy jackon and the olympians#solangelo#will solace#nico di angelo#pjo live action#disney plus
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I was trying to eat noodles neatly and for some reason I got sad midway. So I drew them messy eating a biscuit and a strawberry to combat sad noodle blues.
#Ugh I could've made it messier though.#I tried looking at how the strawberry juice look as it's getting bitten. But looking at a closeup of a mouth eating is kinda uncomfortable#I would need to be paid to look at that again. I dropped it and just winged it. Lol#Hm. I should've at least looked up how goopy it should look. But eh. Drawings finished.#I heard wild strawberries are sour? But these ARE giant strawberries. So this might be a special special kind of strawberry.#I'm not like other strawberries. 😤🍓 Lol#I can't remember what an actual strawberry taste. People made it look pretty good though.#Then again people also made dragon fruit look tasty and it turned out it just tastes like a very very desaturated pear. Lol#Hmmmm but also then again. They also make cherries look good and I LOVE cherries. 🤷♀️#That ain't the giant Crumbl cookie if anyone's wondering. Connie would probably never spend money on a Crumbl. That's a home made biscuit.#Bruh I can't spell biscuit#I watched someone biting on what I think is a Crumbl and they spit it out. And the pieces sounded like concrete as it hit the table 😆😆😆#connverse#connie maheswaran#steven quartz universe#Lion SU#su#steven universe#skedoobles#Ah. Also scribbling this because I needed a break after burning out 3 hours of a commission's allotted time just figuring out what pose#to settle on. So like I only have five hours left to work on their piece. 😬#my shiz#Waitaminuteee in case I unintentionally relayed it wrong. I'm not going to actually just make that allotted commission time just 5 hours no#I recognize not being able to settle a pose for THAT long in a commission is skill issue on my part so I'm not going to carve out 3 hours#Plus at least now I have poses that I *could* make a YCH out of. The body measures are going to be limited however 🤔
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- James Wright, A Blessing
@lokiusweek 2025 - Day 3: Longing (insp)
#lokiusweek2025#lokius#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#mobius#loki#(eta pretend i didn't add the wrong version of the first gif before bc i'm making these in total delirium 🙃)#okay yes i use the first shots constantly#but that's on them for looking so breathtakingly relived to share each other's company again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#the contrast of how their entire being folds into such a comforting touch -#verses the tension in how they hold themselves now that they know what's missing drives me insane 😭😭#shoutout to work and multiple home repairs for not getting the memo about lokius week btw#been making gifs day of so that plus wet owen on this week's ep of stick made these dangerously close to not getting done lmao#a girl's only got so much brain capacity and y'all know the latter still managed to take up most of it 😅#owen wilson#tom hiddleston#marvel#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs#flashing cw
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I love BratFeen fanfiction that's basically like:
(Sorry for the bad doodle. I have so much art ideas rn that I feel like I'm going to explode if I don't do all of them.)
#art#drawing#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#mia fey#aa trilogy#aa miles edgeworth#aa phoenix wright#aa mia fey#ace attorney trilogy#plus points if Diego is still alive#any recs?#its like a teenage daughter bringing home her bad boy boyfriend#uh oh is that how i made them out to be#mia acts like a big sister in every fanfic like this its actually adorable#i love mia fey
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Got a lotta people saying my kofi link doesn't work so I'm placing it here and pinning it too aahdjaf ;-;
https://ko-fi.com/hg_aneh
any tip, big or small, is a good tip ;_;/
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
#I'm trying to earn enough for a mini fridge hehe#or a scooter cuz 14 soles to go to uni and back home is horrible in this economy:(#plus i rlly wanna give my mom rides so she doesnt have to walk anymore#shes getting old im gonna cry#mercurio talks
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at this point if i couldnt draw noivern from memory it’d be embarrassing
#like fr ive drawn it like 300 plus times lol i know her shes me. i love her. noivern is brain#noivern#pokemon#pkmn#my drawing tablet is at home so we’re back to basics in more ways than one!
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HOW TALL ARE MOB??!?}!?!1!2!1!2?


All of the mobsters are their canon/original heights 😔🥄
#I remember when making Wally I was contemplating making him taller#But then I felt it wouldn’t be Wally anymore- just some dude-#Plus there is a charm with Wally being really short that I enjoy lmAO#Though feel free to headcanon him whichever height you feel (the shorter the better)#Welcome home mob au#welcome home wally#wally darling#Welcome home
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