#how can this be a saga...

[mishkimish]

Please I know I am behind on posting FE race results. But I have too much work rn.... + I got logged out of my work account on my laptop and our IT guy with the new password does not want to send it to me. So no adobe at home for me 😭

[zhoras-bitch]

"average greek pisses off 3 gods and demigods a year" factoid is actually just statistical error. average greek pisses off 0 gods and demigods per year. Odysseus of Ithaca, who is just going home & making a mortal enemy of yet another olympian each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

[messymoonmad]

Oiled up Telemachus when

Never. anyways-

Femboy telemachus my beloved (i like to think he had long hair when he was 18)

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

[nixthelapin]

I find this dichotomy so funny:

Odysseus, who has been in war for years and is quick to be crafty and trick his enemies: *laments and mourns giving up mercy and being forced to become the monster*

Telemachus, the one with a reputation of being small and weak with a good heart: *kills a man from behind while they’re distracted without any hesitation or remorse*

[captivatedbyurhubris]

the fact that at "never once has he cheated on his wife" literally everyone turned to Zeus' actor & his reaction to it is sending me

[edwardsdeathcabcd]

i've said it before but it will forever and always make me insane that jacob's ending is to join the cullens for the sake of bella not having to give anything up. they find out jake will be immortal & tied to renesmee forever, so bella gets to smile & say "my family is finally complete! ^-^" but jake already HAS a family. he has a father and 2 sisters. quil, embry, seth and sam are like his brothers. jacob and leah were planning to run away together. he's always been welcome in emily's home, sue has been a family friend since before his birth. bella abandons her mortality by choice because she feels no connection to the people around her, but jacob has really strong bonds. it's clear that every character we meet in la push is like family to him, he's an active member of the community. jake would've graduated high school and been a mechanic, would've grown into a young man. a good friend, a fun uncle, a present son. he's set up to have such a rich life. and he's just magically compelled to give that up. beyond his control, he loses sight of everything, because his high school crush's baby is now the singular most important thing to him. he's perpetually 18 with his perpetually 18 year old girlfriend, running around vancouver or alaska or wherever with the girl who friendzoned him at 16 & her in-laws (who were antagonistic to him for months). and i'm just supposed to say omg yay now he doesn't have to let go of bella! everyone is happy! it's complete madness

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I

(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a TikTok that like 60% shaky cam where he saw Steve minding his own business and decided to attack him.

He gets Steve to the floor and pins him down. Steve’s clearly having fun being straddled when Eddie shoves his phone in his face, “Sttttttevie. Guess what? I figured out Google’s problem.”

Steve laughs, “what is it?”

“You never come to my stuff,” He says in a voice so whiny, Steve starts laughing again. “Google doesn’t know who you are.”

“Google knows me!” Steve scoffs. “I won an award. It was the paper. And I go to events! I went to the last one.”

“You wanted to see Chapelle Roan!”

[bigfatbreak]

"with everything you've done, how will you sleep at night?"

"next to my wife."

dam ody go off king

[argonblue]

Historia Viventem

[adam-scott]

Tom Burke as Praetorian Jack & Anya Taylor-Joy as Furiosa FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA (2024)

[vintagepen]

I love how the ithica saga listening party became a full on performance at some points but one of my favorite moments is Jorge holding Mico in “just a man”(and also the part where they all just give him their glasses)

[im-gonna-explode]

Since you all seem to love my last Odypen post I figured I should post this too

[capsizedskeleton]

i okay. the thing about athena is she sounds so much more mortal this saga. the oooh i pushed you too hard and the you're a good kid, not to mention how pleading she is in all of god games. she's acknowledged her faults and how she has a second chance. how she can give that to odysseus. fuckkkkkk it reminds me of how people have historically liked greek gods because of their humanness, their fallible and fickle nature. athena is more human because of her ability to grow

[technikki]

"luigi, you know it's not your fault. yes?"

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YUUUP this is fanart for one of my good friend @skopostheorie's awesome fics which you should go read right now <3

[chickensauras]

I never know the 'best' way to post these, but: 5 page comic. Thorfinn 'no you!'-ing his way into a regular gig

Vaguely a stream of consciousness and tonally inconsistent continuation off this other comic