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sl-vega · 1 year ago

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how does one do...

words?

#vee's rambles 🩷#how do words #how does one #write #(says the fanfic author)

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god-has-entered-my-body · 1 year ago

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how does one fuck a man rotten @toomuchracket

#tutorial when #shut up lena #no actually i need to shut up tell me if this is weird #ITS ABOUT THE MADS MIKKELLSEN POST or however you spell his name #how does one #fuck #a man rotten

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angelbvn · 2 years ago

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errrr so how do i function again?

#brainrot.txt #i’m being tasked with finding something to eat #um #i mean i’m kinda hungry (not for human food tho)#but like #how does one #cook?#without? dying?

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swan2swan · 1 year ago

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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crimsontideee · 11 days ago

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god i’m so good at spending $40 that i don’t have

#diary #july 2025 #how does one #not go out and get food all the time #asking for a friend #i just love it so much #literally a hobby #why can’t wages equate to prices

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yayness-consumes-me · 1 month ago

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Happy pride month to my best friend who found out she was a lesbian a year ago and then remembered to tell her besties yesterday lmao

#bro how did u forget #how does one #simply forget #im in awe tbh #lesbian #pride month #lgbtq

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hornfritters · 4 months ago

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id be thinking about plans

#how does one #acquire a vgen code #uhh #idk #its really funny #its really funny if i get a code here

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batcavescolony · 1 year ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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kuronekoartsblog · 7 months ago

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He likes ‘em strong ☄️

I said I’ll draw them and I did😌

The intention here was making it look like a variant cover, I recently discovered my love for this field so I wanted to try something for fun sjksk

Hope you like it!

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stealingpotatoes · 7 months ago

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the illness post is still getting notes (???!! <3) and that means people are still telling me to get better soon, which is really nice but im gonna be too powerful if i get any better

#IM STILL SHOCKED AT HOW WELL THAT POST IS DOING LIKE 150K????????? I LOVE EVERY ONE OF YOU #lady normalgirl and her eunuch #it is rlly sweet that everyone says get better soon but i posted that at the tail end of being sick so its also comedic LOL #the tags on these posts always feel super empty bc i dont use my usual art/fandom tags so im just gonna write some random shit #btw tucker can and does stand at windows like that #i have picture evidence #hes a very long boi #my doods #10k

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ratbuchet · 8 days ago

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inspirations & adjacents

#that college friends au #frisk is less inspired by the personality in some of these cases #more like the concept of an indomitable and knowledge thirsting protagonist spirit #oddball that does strange things out of free will #love how the chara ones are all bitches who hate the world #and the frisk ones are ones who love and embrace it #theyre meant for each other bruh

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ayzaart · 17 days ago

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yoshiki, hikaru, and hikaru

#The summer hikaru died #tshd #yoshikaru #hikaru #yoshiki #yoshiki tsujinaka #hikaru indou #tshd spoilers #yoshiki tshd #hikaru tshd #art #my art #love this show so far and am excited to see how it goes! was on my to read list for years but never got around to it. imagine my surprise #when I found out it was getting an anime #like I was so happy but also #fym I procrastinated reading this so long it actually got an anime adaption #do you ever wonder if yoshiki wonders if the original hikaru never loved him the way this new one does #do you wonder if that adds to his already persistent guilt about his feelings and who he is #do you wonder if sometimes a small voice in his head that isn’t his and he doesn’t truly mean #if that voice asks him he’s glad hikaru died #he isn’t. but do you think that voice haunts him nevertheless #is it the original hikaru who loved him already or did the monster that took over fall in love with another monster like itself #(yoshiki in the manga from what I know seems to think of himself as a monster bc of his attraction to hikaru/men #) my poor boy #also the handwriting is SHIT because i normally write in cursive and am not used to writing in a legible way so sorry #not even cursive imagine if a doctor wrote in cursive that’s it #so really this shit handwriting is the best i can do </3 #also in this comic. in case it’s one of those things only apparent to me in my head. you is the current hikaru. ‘you’ is the original. but #they’re interchangeable as yoshiki’s feelings about the whole thing as a whole oscillate #difficult situation. he doesn’t know sometimes

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artkaninchenbau · 2 years ago

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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.