#however due to temporal constraints the colour taste and texture of the icing are open to interpretation

[wretchedamaranth]

Schrödinger's unwashed ass: VegasPete edition

[yujeong]

#vegas had his cake and ate it too #however due to temporal constraints the colour taste and texture of the icing are open to interpretation #in addition to which the use of barrier contraceptives was selectively applied to penetrative sex but omitted for analingus #so in your opinion #what kind of cake did vegas eat? #what flavour was the icing? #was the flavour enhanced by an extract of sti or intestinal parasite? Well, my dear friend. I feel that if I answered the question the way I wanted to, I'd make the readers of my post vomit lmao. But oooohhh, what an intriguing question. The potential for Pete to harm Vegas in a way he didn't expect, or could prepare for, or stop from happening, is so, so juicy as a concept and I'm all here for the immense guilt he'd feel because of it. And oof, what glorious potential for a sick fic, I have to say. This whole thing has me going feral, as always with your ideas 😌😌

Schrödinger's unwashed ass: VegasPete edition