#hyperbent

[icestardragonhc]

today is the best day of my life

[keptfatkepthumble]

TW: HyperBator

[hiveswap]

I left both my laptop chargwr and my earbuds at home and i have exams so i WILL commit murder this week. Sorry (<-hyperbole. Hyperbole. Hyperb)

[kragehund-est]

one of my favorite tropes is "weird unruly house pet that's obviously a demon/alien/monster and it's owners are either oblivious or in denial"

partially because it's funny to watch people say "we think she's a pug/greyhound/chow mix :) she can get a bit fiesty, but she loves cheez-its and belly rubs!" about a rat demon from the 3rd circle of hell.

partially because i'm convinced 7th dimension hyperbeings are observing me pet pippi like "LOL how does she think that's a dog? that's clearly a bloodsworn bat homunculus. it is kinda cute tho."

[balenciagaextensives]

'once effectice change factor of a Tenyure/Hyperbeing/Singularity idc & why99%.&if1%+1%=200%..

[kmp78]

"I think their entanglement is far from over more like it's hyperbating HYBERNATING right now."

Ugh I'm too stupid to type today.

Gotcha! 😂

[agentparkman]

Triloshark

22: Skytek x Bluewear Hyperbe all Living Organisms on Earth

[pronouncingitwang]

[ID: 11 Screenshots of Reddit post titles. They read: I was playing Hide and Seek with my son and told him to count down from a hundred. However, I forgot to tell him to stop at zero. He's now reached negative 243 million. It's been 22 years since we started. He won't stop counting. What do I do? My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause. Should I be worried or is it just a phrase? My daughter told me she now identifies as gender fluid and I was fine with it. It was getting cold out so I turned on the heater, now she's become gender gas and can't return to her liquid form. Any ideas on how I can get her back to normal? The grass is always greener on the other side. I'm twenty-five sides in and holy fuck this is green as shit my dudes My doctor gave me a year to live. So I killed him and the judge gave me 20 years. How else can I prolong my existence? I decided to visit Rome, but all roads lead to Rome, so when I try to leave Rome I end up in Rome again. How do I get out of Rome My (101010M) child is now identifying as non-binary. I want to be supportive but wtf is a 2 I wanted to pour a root beer into a square cup to get beer, but didn't realize that cups are cubic. I now have hyperbeer that really wrecks a human being. Trying to sell it for as much as possible before governments ban it. You're stuck in 2nd person and you can't get out. Help you. Help you. Please. Help you. You won't BELIEVE who cursed me to speak only in clickbait headlines! Night after night, a jackal-faced god invades my dreams and whispers eldritch secrets. He gives me the instructions to build a grand tomb, an eternal stone monument of death like the pharaohs of old. He makes some good points, but I'm worried it's just another pyramid scheme. What should I do?

/end ID]

I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

[babyawacs]

@ajnews .@kingsalman @presstv @sputnikint .@dw .@israel .@haaretzcom @thehague #thehague @scotusblog @law @harvard_law  aha #thehague #court tries to protect the civillians but doesnotbelieveitself in genocide hyperb oly. itis an unprecise verdict atbest. hamas is not a legitimate warparty: targetting civillians expending own civillians ha s no right to call the court. proxies calling the court for them is illegitimate. anyoperation against such a group is not gen ocide. any procedure to protect the civilpopulation declinates from this.

@ajnews .@kingsalman @presstv @sputnikint .@dw .@israel .@haaretzcom @thehague #thehague @scotusblog @law @harvard_law aha #thehague #court tries to protect the civillians but doesnotbelieveitself in genocide hyperboly. itis an unprecise verdict atbest. hamas is not a legitimate warparty: targetting civillians expending own civillians has no right to call the court. proxies calling the court for…

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[keptfatkepthumble]

X: HyperBator

[6qubed]

you are trying to be him and you cannot

anyway time to use my best attack, hyperbe-!

[lp-23]

'All Terran Super & Hyperbeings create History in their own image

[kmp78]

"Please explain how you know they didn't spend 24h on Feb 14 virtual-sexting? 🤔"

I think their entanglement is far from over more like it's hyperbating right now. But do you see JL as being the kind of guy to keep texting/sexting with his girlie? 🤔 I like to think he's more the ghosting - out of sight out of mind kinda guy. Who will slide in (your DM/messages) when the circumstances fit again. In their particular situation when she's outta Myanmar and he's done with VanCOver! During VK's reign, it would have been a different story but I really don't see it happening much with GTGT. He's too meh about her IMO.

No one could possibly know if they are still in constant or semi-constant virtual contact... 😏

[agentparkman]

Hyperbeings stimulating Hyperbeing

[luetta]

okay since 1 person asked me about this it's time to take you bitches to school cis coworker style. but before that, there's a few facts we need to understand first 1. all animals have endocrine systems. these systems produce hormones which affect the sex characteristics

2. males don't just have male hormones and females dont just have female hormones, the sex is determined by differing levels of these hormones

3. all animals are sexually dimorphic, which means there are differences between a male and a female 4. some animal's endocrine systems have the ability to produce the hormone levels of the opposite sex, which changes their sex

5. humans are animals. we are not something distinct from animals.

most animals lack the ability to have their endocrine systems start producing the hormone levels of the other sex. we're not all blessed with the powers of the snail and the starfish. but, we still have endocrine systems, they are still inside of us and our bodies still reach to hormones.

that means, if the power of the snail is artificially activated with outside hormones, it functions exactly the same. the endocrine system will, with it's new hormone levels, change the sex of the animal into the other sex. every organ and every cell will be affected. every animal is a dormant hermaphrodite, perpetually waiting for a 4th dimensional hyperbeing to press a secret button and have their sex rearranged.

the only difference between humans and animals is that we are that hyperbeing, and we've found the secret button. it's called hormone replacement therapy. we can simply insert outside hormones and block the production of others and it literally changes our sex. my skin is the skin of a girl. my liver is the liver of a girl. my penis is the penis of a girl. i am biologically a girl in every way shape and form. this is not some new weird science, this is ancient knowledge. the effect of hormones and the ability to change them has been known for millennia, because it's something innate to us as animals. transitioning is not a bug, it's a feature

lowkey i am waiting for one of my new coworkers to ask me about my transness because im going to fucking obliterate their feeble little minds&eyebrows by telling them that humans, like all animals, are hermaphrodites and that i am biologically female now