#hyperbole ofc
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ooo you like poetry because of the feeli- no I like poetry because I count syllables and accents in my head when I read and I love when it is all in a neat structure of sounds : ) and especially when there's a rhyming scheme that's hard to figure out it's like a puzzle for me : ) I don't give a shit for the inherent emotion behind it I just like structures and rules
#[.txt]#hyperbole ofc#I just think the most fun bit of poetry is metric and rhyme structure sorry for being correct about everything ever#it's why I don’t get that like. poetry without a scheme style.#i dont think theres anything wrong with it i just dont see the point in making it a poem if its not going to have a structure#“It is SUBJECTIVE. this is a hyperbolic SUBJECTIVE post. On God
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i have to stop using this eye cream. i could put it halfway to my chin and itd still tickle my optic nerve
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Ik there are usamericans following me I have a question for yall , what the fuck do y'all even eat . Like . The typical huge greasy American breakfast has to be an exaggeration but I really can't think of meals that don't contain stuff exclusive to my country and do you guys even have that honestly
#no dulce de leche ... no pepas .... no milanesas ......#what a sad life#/j ofc im being hyperbolic but fr what#I mean this as in like . what you usually have in your main meals not something specific#also let's not even talk about the hours y'all manage im going to get sick . dinner at 6 pm ??? ong no honor to the merienda ...#Domingo a las 5 de la tarde#completely random post but im just really tired my brain doesn't work very well
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Oh dear the spread on this poll….
We’re more split in this fandom than the current American political system 😭
Sokeefe is objectively the best kotlc ship
#hyperbole ofc#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#Sokeefe#obv I’m a strongly agree person#actually who even submitted this ask??#is objectivity even a thing in shipping?#sophie foster#keefe sencen
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every fanfiction ever to ever exist ever
#being hyperbolic ofc BUT#I can't even be mad... Peter just cares for him who am I to stop him✋🙄#spiderdads#atsv miguel#atsv peter b parker#peter b parker#miguel o'hara#across the spiderverse#spiderverse#spiderman#atsv#ignore Peter's wacky hair. I drew this while I was still getting used to his features#2024
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AYS showed us yet again that those 10-15 minutes compilations of only Jikook during memories or any other dvd/show, would've in fact been hours and hours if it wasn't for the editing and just the general OT7 idea of the products. Because they do in fact never ever spend time apart. Just 24/7 attached everywhere.
Like of course we already knew this to an extent but people give each other space sometimes you know. But these guys? Nuh uh nuthin'
Can't get enough of each other.
#this is also hyperbolized for the joke cause ofc they'd give each other space if needed#jikook#kookmin#are you sure?!#jikook travel show#september 2024#thoughts on km
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on the topic of headcanons, do you have any you’d wanna share? :-)
You. This made me so happy we are frolicking in a field of gold/ref,, I do!! Forever. I think
IM NOT TOO GOOD W WORDING STUFF SO BARE WITH ME HERE...Probably gonna be majority squid cause he's on the brain @'u'@
Errmmm here's misc stuff off the top of my head—
• He wasn't born with as many TRPV1 receptors as your usual yokai, so he's got an unusually good spice tolerance methinks. Only time this would kinda suck for others is when he has to work at the restaurant and something with 'a little kick' ends up incinerating someone's taste buds 💔
• ALSO!!! (Projecting) Peripheral neuropathy in left arm, probably due to not keeping track of an attack during player char's first fight against him or something,, caused some nerve damage;;; it was probably something more along the lines of a fire or electric elemental! do with this what you will :)
• Kinda inspired by an ask I got a WHILE back from a friend, but if he played an instrument he would like the accordion. Why? Streeetch □[||||||]□ and their sound is something I think he'd like to listen to!!
• I disregard ykw4's canon for him cause it STINKS!!! He's willing to try and be Nate/Katie's kid's friend (due to how popular player char. most likely got (bc watchholder!! Word gets around) their kids also being able to see yokai would be relavant) i imagine he figured it'd be a way to in a goofy roundabout way get closure? Just cause he seemed to be in the way to not despising humanity as much after ykw3's one quest post-game.
Anyways!! The guy!!! Horray :)
#I probs have more but this was already getting long#Doesn't help with my tendency to overexplain wahaha!#But I had fun with these....guehehe#Spice tolerance of utter despair#Maybe they made it kind of a challenge there for funsies#Y'know those restaurant challenges where you have to eat [thing] in [amount of time]? Like that#But it might give your tongue a third degree burn#BEING HYPERBOLOUS BUT YKYK...FOR FUNSIES GUEHEHE....#OKOKBYEBYE!! :)#●posts from yomakai#□ yolo watch 2!#Screw the public these are getting tagged/j#♤ resident rambles#yokai watch#Excuse my wording in the last paragraph especially I am tired....z.z.z.z..z.zzz.zz.zzz......#Oh. Edit yomakai here btw in case it wasn't obvious! For the last tag or two ofc ofc
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Everyone always steals their fic titles from the same 3 musical artists. I wanna see more creativity. Go niche with it. Don't be shy. Use music that gets like 5 monthly streams I'm so serious
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excessive internet use during times of social isolation is what caused so many people to think that theyre autistic/adhd and instead of changing habits/analysing their internet use people just turned around and said "actually i was always mentally DEFECTIVE its not enviromental factors my BRAIN has never worked actually. i cant change this fact about myself" and made a diagnosis 80% of their personality and pathologized every aspect of thenselves as if thats a good thing and not what the state wants you to do. but whatever download that adhd app that instagram is marketing to people who have learned helplessness thru psychiatry and diagnosis
#sorry if this is incoherent i just had to say this#i hate psychiatry so much and what it has done to people#mental illness 2020 tiktok ruined society in ways we Need to address#ofc this isnt just tiktoks fault im just being dramatic and hyperbolic#i mean. Exclusively tiktoks fault theres other factors
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#vent post#cw dysphoria#cw ed#today had such good potential to be a relatively relaxing and decent day where i could rest and recover a bit#aaaaand then heRE COMES DYSPHORIA WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!#sitting here stress-eatinf cookie dough and crying over the fact that my fat stomach and hips will never let me pass#even in the worst depts of my disordered eating and restriction and exercise i still couldnt rid myself of them#i can bind and pack and wear different clothes but i cant change my face and my body shape#well ofc its technically possible but it isnt within the realm of whats realistically possible for me#'youve just gotta make your shoulders wider to even things out' ok how 'just go on T and diet and exercise for 5 years! 😁'#'oh yeah this advice assumes that you have the ability to safely procure a T prescription and can pay for it and the regular appointments#to monitor your hormone levels. and also it requires you to have an able body without chronic pain that prevents you from exercising!'#ok thanks guess ill die then#for legal reasons that was hyperbole#the answer to so many of my problems is just Lose Weight! as if i javent been trying and failing to do so for more than half of my life#'plenty of cis men have wide hips! all you really need to pass is a masc face and well-fitting clothes!'#okay. i have a fat baby face capable of producing approx. 15 chin hairs & when i wear fitted clothes i look like a pixar mom w/ a beer gut#tfw the hormone disorder makes u look like a person with a hormone disorder and not like a conventionally attractive cis person 🫠#man i had such a good long streak of body acceptance and then out of fucking nowhere i hate everythign about it#this is ghe last goddamn thing i need on my plate right now.#now ive wasted the entire afternoon and evening shopping for things to help and i ultimately bought nothing and just upset myself worse#fucked my back and leg up yesterday and so today i struggled to even balance and walk. man i cant Lift Weights i need physical therapy#and now on top of the mental anguish and physical pain and hatred of who i am as a person i Also hate my body again !#genuinely what is the fucking point. im so tired#anyways. itll pass or whatever. time to eat a dinner i dont need and try to fill in a coloring page or some sort of harmless distraction#how the fuck is it already almost 10. maybe ill just go to sleep
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idk maybe i’m just kind of a bitch in general but every time i have People Time when i’m supposed to be having Alone Time it makes me want to blow something up.
#my ramblings#hyperbole ofc but like. i can feel myself becoming meaner when i have people time when im not supposed to.
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11 feels like the oldest creature on earth and 12 feels like he just dropped out of college yesterday to start a band
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i love da internet. i am mutuals with ppl who want me DEAD !!!!
#nnstuff#rambling#and its usually not even on purpose. there are ppl i follow who once i realize we're mutuals i want ot UNFOLLOW#cuz i like their shit but i dont want them to see me#but then im like. shit. what if htey notice. oh well#being hyperbolic ofc but like.
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nagi facing actual consequences for his lazy genius characterisation is making me mad abt shikamaru again. he shouldve been the team healer
#if u were gonna appropriate that entire teams trauma for him at least make him earn it and do it well#ino knowing healing does nothing for her#if anything it does negative things for her. why is there a montage of her learning healing with sakura under tsunade. why is it that easy#to get mentored by the hokage and yet her healing isnt that advanced or whatever#the rookie nine having the all female healer lineup was so bullshit. kibas sister is a vet and shinos whole thing would translate so easily#to healing#and shikamaru can actually earn the fact that tht entire arc revolves around him. bc HE'S the one who failed.#but no let's make ino catch one million losses with no wins in return. its totally more important to have her on screen crying over sasuke.#(hyperbole ofc but my shaky memory of tht arc remembers ino being treated as useless. could be wrong but i dont wanna reread Again)#txt
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when a lot of your mutuals join new fandom together, one day you wake up to a lot of new urls on your dash that are just 'wannablorboscock', 'blorboname' , 'blorbohasbestpussy', 'pussyblorbo', 'givethatblorbococktosuck' and you know what you love them even more
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All that art and love for the alternate mark variants but not an ounce of appreciation for the man who brought them to us in the first place
I have to do everything around here myself *kisses him*
#idk where im going with this#just got more invincible variants x reader on my dash and. eugh#i dont want those twinks I WANT THE INSANE MIDDLE AGED MAN WHO BROUGHT THEM HERE#no shame to the ppl who like the variants ofc im just being hyperbolic#Angstrom Levy#Invincible#Invincible selfship#Invincible yumeship
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