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anglerflsh · 2 years ago
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ooo you like poetry because of the feeli- no I like poetry because I count syllables and accents in my head when I read and I love when it is all in a neat structure of sounds : ) and especially when there's a rhyming scheme that's hard to figure out it's like a puzzle for me : ) I don't give a shit for the inherent emotion behind it I just like structures and rules
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orange-lover · 4 months ago
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i have to stop using this eye cream. i could put it halfway to my chin and itd still tickle my optic nerve
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saturday-byte · 1 year ago
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Ik there are usamericans following me I have a question for yall , what the fuck do y'all even eat . Like . The typical huge greasy American breakfast has to be an exaggeration but I really can't think of meals that don't contain stuff exclusive to my country and do you guys even have that honestly
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myfairkatiecat · 1 year ago
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Oh dear the spread on this poll….
We’re more split in this fandom than the current American political system 😭
Sokeefe is objectively the best kotlc ship
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gimpgompwompwomp · 6 months ago
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every fanfiction ever to ever exist ever
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thoughtsonkm · 9 months ago
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AYS showed us yet again that those 10-15 minutes compilations of only Jikook during memories or any other dvd/show, would've in fact been hours and hours if it wasn't for the editing and just the general OT7 idea of the products. Because they do in fact never ever spend time apart. Just 24/7 attached everywhere.
Like of course we already knew this to an extent but people give each other space sometimes you know. But these guys? Nuh uh nuthin'
Can't get enough of each other.
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residentialsinyomakai · 2 months ago
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on the topic of headcanons, do you have any you’d wanna share? :-)
You. This made me so happy we are frolicking in a field of gold/ref,, I do!! Forever. I think
IM NOT TOO GOOD W WORDING STUFF SO BARE WITH ME HERE...Probably gonna be majority squid cause he's on the brain @'u'@
Errmmm here's misc stuff off the top of my head—
• He wasn't born with as many TRPV1 receptors as your usual yokai, so he's got an unusually good spice tolerance methinks. Only time this would kinda suck for others is when he has to work at the restaurant and something with 'a little kick' ends up incinerating someone's taste buds 💔
• ALSO!!! (Projecting) Peripheral neuropathy in left arm, probably due to not keeping track of an attack during player char's first fight against him or something,, caused some nerve damage;;; it was probably something more along the lines of a fire or electric elemental! do with this what you will :)
• Kinda inspired by an ask I got a WHILE back from a friend, but if he played an instrument he would like the accordion. Why? Streeetch □[||||||]□ and their sound is something I think he'd like to listen to!!
• I disregard ykw4's canon for him cause it STINKS!!! He's willing to try and be Nate/Katie's kid's friend (due to how popular player char. most likely got (bc watchholder!! Word gets around) their kids also being able to see yokai would be relavant) i imagine he figured it'd be a way to in a goofy roundabout way get closure? Just cause he seemed to be in the way to not despising humanity as much after ykw3's one quest post-game.
Anyways!! The guy!!! Horray :)
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rochenn · 1 year ago
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Everyone always steals their fic titles from the same 3 musical artists. I wanna see more creativity. Go niche with it. Don't be shy. Use music that gets like 5 monthly streams I'm so serious
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snailgrls · 4 months ago
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excessive internet use during times of social isolation is what caused so many people to think that theyre autistic/adhd and instead of changing habits/analysing their internet use people just turned around and said "actually i was always mentally DEFECTIVE its not enviromental factors my BRAIN has never worked actually. i cant change this fact about myself" and made a diagnosis 80% of their personality and pathologized every aspect of thenselves as if thats a good thing and not what the state wants you to do. but whatever download that adhd app that instagram is marketing to people who have learned helplessness thru psychiatry and diagnosis
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seventh-district · 9 days ago
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#vent post#cw dysphoria#cw ed#today had such good potential to be a relatively relaxing and decent day where i could rest and recover a bit#aaaaand then heRE COMES DYSPHORIA WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!#sitting here stress-eatinf cookie dough and crying over the fact that my fat stomach and hips will never let me pass#even in the worst depts of my disordered eating and restriction and exercise i still couldnt rid myself of them#i can bind and pack and wear different clothes but i cant change my face and my body shape#well ofc its technically possible but it isnt within the realm of whats realistically possible for me#'youve just gotta make your shoulders wider to even things out' ok how 'just go on T and diet and exercise for 5 years! 😁'#'oh yeah this advice assumes that you have the ability to safely procure a T prescription and can pay for it and the regular appointments#to monitor your hormone levels. and also it requires you to have an able body without chronic pain that prevents you from exercising!'#ok thanks guess ill die then#for legal reasons that was hyperbole#the answer to so many of my problems is just Lose Weight! as if i javent been trying and failing to do so for more than half of my life#'plenty of cis men have wide hips! all you really need to pass is a masc face and well-fitting clothes!'#okay. i have a fat baby face capable of producing approx. 15 chin hairs & when i wear fitted clothes i look like a pixar mom w/ a beer gut#tfw the hormone disorder makes u look like a person with a hormone disorder and not like a conventionally attractive cis person 🫠#man i had such a good long streak of body acceptance and then out of fucking nowhere i hate everythign about it#this is ghe last goddamn thing i need on my plate right now.#now ive wasted the entire afternoon and evening shopping for things to help and i ultimately bought nothing and just upset myself worse#fucked my back and leg up yesterday and so today i struggled to even balance and walk. man i cant Lift Weights i need physical therapy#and now on top of the mental anguish and physical pain and hatred of who i am as a person i Also hate my body again !#genuinely what is the fucking point. im so tired#anyways. itll pass or whatever. time to eat a dinner i dont need and try to fill in a coloring page or some sort of harmless distraction#how the fuck is it already almost 10. maybe ill just go to sleep
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starmagnets · 19 days ago
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idk maybe i’m just kind of a bitch in general but every time i have People Time when i’m supposed to be having Alone Time it makes me want to blow something up.
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macbethz · 1 year ago
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11 feels like the oldest creature on earth and 12 feels like he just dropped out of college yesterday to start a band
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nerves-nebula · 8 months ago
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i love da internet. i am mutuals with ppl who want me DEAD !!!!
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violetnaps · 2 months ago
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nagi facing actual consequences for his lazy genius characterisation is making me mad abt shikamaru again. he shouldve been the team healer
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bidisasterevankinard · 2 months ago
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when a lot of your mutuals join new fandom together, one day you wake up to a lot of new urls on your dash that are just 'wannablorboscock', 'blorboname' , 'blorbohasbestpussy', 'pussyblorbo', 'givethatblorbococktosuck' and you know what you love them even more
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frostkittenz · 2 months ago
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All that art and love for the alternate mark variants but not an ounce of appreciation for the man who brought them to us in the first place
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I have to do everything around here myself *kisses him*
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