#i hate copilot

[mad-cosmos]

𝐒𝐞𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥, 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐧𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥, 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐧𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥

"The proverb and the image are often used to refer to a lack of moral ȑ̸̡̜̤̱́e̵͚̯͖͗̊̚͠ͅs̴̡̲̦̽̒͗͘͝ͅṕ̸̼͓͔͌͒̈̍ô̸͇͘n̷̻͝ͅs̴͎͔͚͛a̶̡͉͈͓̋̋b̸̢̝̄ị̶̧͙͑͜l̷͖̬̭̽́i̶̦͂̀̄̚t̵̹̝͌̔y̶̲͗ on the part of people who refuse to acknowledge impropriety, looking the other way or feigning ignorance."

Meaning behind these arts :) MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!!

The blue hands represent Jimmy's hands and they are installed on places where the crew got hurt or places that killed them.

Daisuke got one of his eyes lacerated because of the axe, Curly got his ears torned off in the crash and Anya had blood under her mouth when she overdosed.

Plus the "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" represent how they couldn't see/talk about the assault on Anya.

She couldn't speak about it (hands on mouth), and when she did, Curly listened but didn't do anything, so in a way he refused to acknowledge/listen to it (hands on ears) and Daisuke couldn't see anything about it, he even didn't know (so hands on eyes).

[adziedoodle]

can some plz point a gun at my head politely stand near me to make me apply to jobs

[micro-meltdown]

Jimmy with his hair put up nicely

He can look presentable if he wants to.

Only if he wants to. Which is never

[jjinpang]

[thatlittledandere]

Attended a semi-optional short webinar on generative AI at work and was legitimately quivering in rage when they outright recommended using AU to write fanfiction. Because stories with open ends might be distressing for some autistic people apparently. So you can ask an AI to finish the story for you. I wanted to break something

[roxanneraptor]

Hmm, what an amazing looking game! The image looks great, and the words on Chica's bib are so clear, and the skeletons don't feel random. Let's see what the game is about.

Welcome to *ShowBiz Pizza Fiesta: Night Shift*, a text-based fan game inspired by the thrilling mechanics of *Five Nights at Freddy's*! Step into the shoes of the night security guard at the once-beloved *ShowBiz Pizza Fiesta*, a family-friendly pizzeria filled with animatronic characters. However, as the clock strikes midnight, the animatronics come to life, and your survival becomes the ultimate challenge.

Gameplay Overview:

You must survive a single, intense six-minute night (in real-time) while managing limited resources and outsmarting the animatronics. The game combines elements from *Five Nights at Freddy's 1* and *2*, including door controls, lights, a Freddy mask, and a music box. As time passes, the animatronics grow more aggressive, and your decisions will determine whether you make it to 6 AM.

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Key Features:

1. Resource Management:

- Energy: Use energy to power doors, lights, and cameras. Manage it wisely, as running out of energy will leave you defenseless.

- Music Box: Wind up the music box to prevent a specific animatronic from leaving its box and attacking you. Let it run down, and you'll face an instant game over.

2. Defense Mechanisms:

- Doors and Lights: Close the left and right doors to block animatronics, but keep an eye on your energy consumption. Use the lights to check if an animatronic is lurking outside.

- Freddy Mask: Put on the mask to fool animatronics that enter your office. But be careful—some animatronics aren't fooled so easily.

3. Cameras:

- Monitor the animatronics' movements through a network of cameras. Use the cameras to track their locations and plan your defenses.

- Each camera provides a text-based description of what you see, such as "The animatronic is in the hallway" or "The stage is empty."

4. Dynamic Difficulty:

- As milliseconds and seconds pass, the animatronics become more aggressive and unpredictable. Their behavior changes based on the time elapsed, making the game progressively harder.

5. Real-Time Survival:

- The game runs in real-time, with six minutes representing the full night. Every second counts, and you must act quickly to survive.

6. Text-Based Immersion:

- The game uses descriptive text to create a tense and immersive atmosphere. From the eerie silence of the pizzeria to the sudden sound of footsteps, your imagination will fuel the horror.

7. Extras Menu:

- Unlock additional content, such as animatronic lore, behind-the-scenes information, and custom night challenges.

How to Play:

- Use the menu to interact with the environment:

- 1, 2, 3, 4: Switch between cameras to monitor animatronics.

- Doors: Close or open the left and right doors to block animatronics.

- Lights: Check the hallways for animatronics.

- Mask: Equip the Freddy mask to hide from animatronics in your office.

- Music Box: Wind up the music box to keep a specific animatronic at bay.

- Keep an eye on your energy levels and the music box percentage. Let either run out, and you'll face dire consequences.

Story:

You’ve taken the night shift at *ShowBiz Pizza Fiesta*, a once-popular pizzeria that has seen better days. The animatronics, once the stars of the show, now roam the building at night, driven by a mysterious force. Your job is simple: survive until 6 AM. But as the night progresses, you’ll uncover dark secrets about the pizzeria and its animatronic inhabitants.

Why Play?

- A unique text-based twist on the *Five Nights at Freddy's* formula.

- Tense, real-time gameplay that keeps you on the edge of your seat.

- Strategic resource management and decision-making.

- A nostalgic yet terrifying atmosphere inspired by classic animatronic horror.

Wow, what a descriptive description that certainly doesn't sound like it was from Copilot.

[odericevertz]

quick excerpt from pacrim wip under the cut in hopes it will motivate me to keep hacking away at it

The water a clear, sparkling teal. From up here Kai could see that the cliffs went deep, deep down; beneath that it was too cloudy to make out anything else except the large, indistinct shadow that lurked under, spreading from the easternmost cliff formation like an ink stain. His throat tightened.

“Found it while diving a few days ago,” Joao said quietly. He had come up behind Kai and was staring at it now, too, with that mix of fear and wonder that people always wore when they saw a Jaeger for the first time. The memory hit Kai like a slap, then: Julian in the hangar, looking up and up and up at Cherno, dappled in shadow by the floodlights, that same look on his face. Is she ours? “It’s a small miracle, that no one’s found it yet.”

Miracle implied that Kai had some sort of divine favour on his side, which he found so amusing that he smiled despite the ache in his chest. “Can you take me to her?”

“Of course,” Joao said immediately, kicking off his slippers and turning an expectant look on Kai.

Kai blinked at him, uncomprehending. “What?”

Mischief crept onto Joao’s face, a much more familiar expression than the solemn, quiet look he’d worn the whole walk here. “Kai,” he said. “You have to jump.”

[ficklesprite]

Just about lost it when they advertised an AI art generator at the superbowl

[arkon-z]

Because Microsoft apparently just can't help themselves, you have to pay extra if you even want to use Recall, and by paying, I mean 'buying a new computer'. From the article:

As you might imagine, all this snapshot recording comes at a hardware penalty. To use Recall, users will need to purchase one of the new "Copilot Plus PCs" powered by Qualcomm's Snapdragon X Elite chips, which include the necessary neural processing unit (NPU). There are also minimum storage requirements for running Recall, with a minimum of 256GB of hard drive space and 50GB of available space.

So if you don't have the fancy computers with hardware that supports it, it seems unlikely that you're going to have to deal with this feature. That's good news, but don't let your guard down. They'll probably try another way.

I think every computer user needs to read this because holy fucking shit this is fucking horrible.

So Windows has a new feature incoming called Recall where your computer will first, monitor everything you do with screenshots every couple of seconds and "process that" with an AI.

Hey, errrr, fuck no? This isn't merely because AI is really energy intensive to the point that it causes environmental damage. This is because it's basically surveilling what you are doing on your fucking desktop.

This AI is not going to be on your desktop, like all AI, it's going to be done on another server, "in the cloud" to be precise, so all those data and screenshot? They're going to go off to Microsoft. Microsoft are going to be monitoring what you do on your own computer.

Now of course Microsoft are going to be all "oooh, it's okay, we'll keep your data safe". They won't. Let me just remind you that evidence given over from Facebook has been used to prosecute a mother and daughter for an "illegal abortion", Microsoft will likely do the same.

And before someone goes "durrr, nuthin' to fear, nuthin to hide", let me remind you that you can be doing completely legal and righteous acts and still have the police on your arse. Are you an activist? Don't even need to be a hackivist, you can just be very vocal about something concerning and have the fucking police on your arse. They did this with environmental protesters in the UK. The culture war against transgender people looks likely to be heading in a direction wherein people looking for information on transgender people or help transitioning will be tracked down too. You have plenty to hide from the government, including your opinions and ideas.

Again, look into backing up your shit and switching to Linux Mint or Ubuntu to get away from Microsoft doing this shit.

[enbyorge]

Hey, how about we all just collectively decide to reject Microsoft entirely until they make it free again to edit your own files?

They deserve nothing and we could all just bully them into pretending they have the capacity to be sane.

I’m not paying for that nonsense, I literally could not care less if they went bankrupt, they’d deserve it. They’d have more money if they didn’t waste it on shoving half-baked ai nonsense in the faces of everyone who told them we hate it.

[crimsoneveline]

ugh, if I see another dumb-as-fuck anti ai post!

"it doesn't have a soul" what are you, catholic?; "kids are using it for their homework/essays/tests" ah,yes! the sanctity of homework, which we all looooooved doing as a kid and which tooooootally serves a purpose (other then busy work/whatever); "but but but copyright!" not pro piracy anymore, are you?

[kashas-stuff]

This is not going to be on most Windows 11 PCs as it requires specific hardware.

[writing-slanted]

I hate microsoft copilot so much, when i go into a word document I am preparing myself for greatness, not your sorry ass begging for me to numb my brain with your automated document writing. Let me write in peace.

[wisteriaclaw]

yeahhh so. just uninstalled ms paint. i was gonna draw a little doodle but this is fine i guess

[voidddrifter]

something i just found out today was that if you have that fuckass copilot key on your computer and you hate it, there's actually an option to remap it to the windows search bar

i'm on tumblr mobile so no pictures BUT.

1) go to your settings

2) type "copilot" into the searchbar in the top left

3) click "copilot hardware choice"

4) scroll all the way to the bottom

5) there's a setting called "customize copilot key on keyboard." click that dropdown menu to the right and select "search"

6) copilot key is now windows search bar

i dont know if this has ever been posted but here it is for anyone that wants to get rid of it but doesn't want to mess with powertools ^^

[risingshards]

mrw copilot popped up on my word