#i have a particular set of skills

[broken-risk-assessment-module]

My gift for the 2024 MBD gift exchange!! This is for @silverstreams , the prompt was "Murderbot and ART get into an argument over something silly/stupid, and the crew is trying their best to not get pulled in but get pulled in anyway," which made me think of one thing: the classic wicked witch of the east audio.

[ivycorp]

Breasting Boobily (7708 words) by IvyCorp Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Elita One & Megatron & Optimus Prime, Elita One/Megatron/Optimus Prime Characters: Elita One (Transformers), Megatron (Transformers), Optimus Prime, Dorothy "Dot" Malto, Twitch Malto Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, the Non-Con tag is there for the following reason:, Consensual Non-Consent, it's in the last chapter, otherwise it's just, boobs, just titties being appreciated, Bondage, Rope Bondage, Milking, Sticky Sexual Interfacing (Transformers), Hucows but make it Robots, Sub Megatron (Transformers), Bottom Megatron (Transformers), Because yes, mention of voyeurism, Taking photos, induced lactation???, if you squint?? - Freeform, Gags, Blindfolds, sort of??, riding a Sybian Series: Part 2 of TFE Megs with titties Summary:

set right after 'Accidental Accuracy'

 The aftermath of the discovery of a surprise addition on Megatron's frame

That's it. It is what it ways on the tin.

  Chapter 1: The first time (titties get played with) Chapter 2: The picnic (titties get tied up) Chapter 3: The experimentation (titties get milked)

@transingthoseformers you are one of the few that I am blaming for this, because I have seen this yesterday at the wee hours of the morning and could not stop thinking about the one version of things where I DID give Megs titties

[theaologies]

Should I even do my other interviews. I got hired on the spot officially and start Thursday and yeah this is the job I want

[drewthelocalnerd]

Funniest if it an atlas and they’re using a magnifying glass

[antidiluvianobservatory]

Jonathan "Anime Protagonist" Harker continues to befriend everyone he comes across, even while in the grips of "violent brain fever".

[roennq]

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want... But I will look for you, I will find you, and I will boop you."

[thattransmuffin]

Yeah? Well, I can feralize him.

I can domesticate him.

[faxeysama]

Heismay is my favorite character now.

[roguelov]

Don’t tempt me

K.kkkkk I've had a delicious Thot. Imagine cockwarming dream on his throne just relaxing, and either his subjects or people from other realms come in for an audience unexpectedly and he just has to deal with whatever they're here for, listening to their complaints/requests/monologuing all while having you wrapped around him so nicely

NOT GONNA LIE THIS IS MY FAV THING

Like it started out as a little fun until Dream said he must deal with requests so you try to leave (thinking that’s what he wants) until he grabs your hips and sink you down on his cock

“No, you can stay right here, my love,” Dream purred.

“Dream,” you gasped as he adjusted him.

Your back slumped into his chest. Your head dropped back onto his shoulder as you tried to calm your racing heart.

“Relax,” he whispered into your ear. He smirked to himself seeing how responsive you are. “Subjects will be here soon.”

Your body flushed thinking of people seeing you. You squirmed. Dream’s hands gripped your hips tightly.

“Don’t worry, no one will see a thing. All they will see is their king and his precious mortal on his lap.”

You let out a shaky breath.

“Now, behave and sit still, yes?”

“Yes,” you whined.

“Good girl.”

[pinehutch]

Feel like there's a type of fun I've forgotten to be having!

[theaologies]

POV you manage an Irish business on st Patrick’s day

[melkior]

Yeh yeh, you speedrunners may be able to PLAY VIDEO GAMES REALLY REALLY FAST AND KNOW THE INTRICATE METATIMING TO BREAK ARBITRARY CODE but see, see I possess the singular quality of

being able to flawlessly play sega dreamcast fishing games.

[dystopicjumpsuit]

DJ stop hunting for gingerbread Oreos and write your damned fic challenge: impossible.

[warriorprincesstramp]

that movie put me in such a good mood. damn I liked it a lot. fuck

[risingsunresistance]

was looking around at some stuff on skycrypt... WHY WAS I GOOFING OFF DOING THE CAMPFIRE CHALLENGE ON RESISTANCE DAY 😭

[activemagnesiumcream3000]

me, perfectly breaking slices off a loaf of frozen bread with my bare hands to prove to potential mates that i am a competent spouse:

the grocery store cashier who makes minimum wage watching me do this: sir i have asked you multiple times to leave the freezer section,