#i havent slept hi

[jackalsraised]

listen man in any game ive played w guns that also has the throwy splosions, i can aim, i’ll get a headshot on a zombo no fucking problem, why are they so eager to not give me ammo and give me a zillion grenades??? i have headshot aim i do not have throwing aim do i LOOK like a bitch that can throw i dont do sports i dont football dont expect me to throw things just give me the little shooty pills so i can zoop zoop the monsters brains out i dont want to throw things leave me alone

[hinamie]

mentor

[choiyeonjuns]

forehead + hands

[tuckedawaytulip]

What if Jon was left handed until his hand ended up burned by Jude Perry and he was forced to end up using his right hand because his left never quite worked as well after as it used to? Like his ability to use his hand is just another part the fears have taken from him

[umnokorito]

do u think striker splurged his perjury dosh on a new fit or did andrealphus put him in clean clothes bc his regular ones smell like horse hay and unpaid water bills

[ethicallyethan]

leon kennedy texting headcanons

11 pm thought dump

leon re2 (og) – all caps on accident [phone is too old and cant type in lowercase, then he gets so used to it that he cotinues to text in all caps on a newer phone]

leon re2 (remake) - types normally, has autocapitalization on ALWAYS. will unintentionally keyboard smash because his thumbs are too big for the keyboard

leon re4 (og) - prefers calling, doesnt usually have time to text

leon re4 (remake) - doesn't text , won't call , probably broke phone by sitting on it

leon infin darkness - texts with autocapitalization and occasionally correct punctuation , will use "👍" to say yes when possible . adjusted to texting but still prefers calling

leon re6 - normal, punctuated and grammatically correct messages. convo is 90% "Can't talk now." and 10% genuine conversation

leon vendetta - only like 8 people have his number and its DEF not you 😭

leon death island - sending you vine links that dont work anymore with "🤣🤣🤣." no actual conversation happening , his excuse being "we know each other in person so why do we have to talk through the phone." he will fall for using your temu codes

[xpiester333x]

Following up to my Haurchefant post (and continuing this rabbit hole I've fallen down), Zenos is the exact opposite.

Haurchefant sees you as a hero regardless of anything you may have done. He sees all the good in you.

Zenos sees all the "bad". He sees the parts of you that enjoy battle. The parts of you that kind of like the chaos. He sees the adventurer inside of you that's constantly pushing forward, hungry for new challenges even after the last ones threatened to destroy you and everyone you love.

Unlike Haurchefant he doesn't care for the good in you. He doesn't care if your role is hero or villain. But like Haurchefant, his interest and respect in you has absolutely nothing to do with your accomplishments or how you can serve a greater cause. Zenos' interest is purely in you.

Haurchefant and Zenos might be the only two who see you not as the Warrior of Light, but as the person you are, for better or worse.

And they BOTH die. The two people who saw past your title and to the core of your being leave you behind. And that's why I think, while Zenos was selfish, childish, and dangerous, it probably really hurt the WoL to lose him too.

[tomurakii]

I like bloodweave. Okay. But I DON'T like the version of them in fanfic where Astarion is a dick and Gale is like. Whining and pleading for him to be emotionally vulnerable (or just. Nice to him) prior to the relationship being established. Because that is just not accurate. Gale needs the player to express interest in him during his weave-teaching scene before he even considers hitting on them properly. Gale is entirely resigned to his fate and needs someone else to pull him away from it. Gale only starts being sweet and romantic and devoted after you accept his love confession and give him hope for the future. Gale says fuck all and then slinks away to cry privately if you break up with him.

Like he isn't chasing after people lmao. He isn't dropping to his knees and crying about anything much less this dickhead he met a week ago. He is overwhelmingly passive about literally everything personal to him up to and including his own death (provided there are no casualties/there is a good reason) until after the player expresses that they care about him. Astarion is not doing that in any of these fics.

Like Gale is friendly and a dork and doesn't wanna get murdered but he fully has a suicide plan. He thought the artefacts would help him survive but he didn't believe he'd ever truly live again. If Gale confessed and Astarion said/did like one (1) mean thing afterward Gale's romance is closed off forever. He's wandering into the forest to cry. He's killing himself immediately. His fragile ego and self worth can't take it. You have to understand that when we joke about him being pathetic it's not bc he's like. Sopping wet and chasing people down and begging for a scrap of attention. It's because he craves affection but would literally rather die than ask or even hope for it until someone else forces that hope back into his serotonin-deficient tadpole brain.

[hinamie]

sidelong

[itslilacokay]

Favorite underrated ava/AvM character go!!

UHHH UH UHHH UUUUHTHIS GUY WITH THEIR SILLY DRAWINGS

love that guy. hes so silly

havent done a design for em but i kindof want to now

[saturnniidae]

How am I meant to think Hiccup doesn't have self destructive tendencies when he canoncially never fucking takes his prosthetic foot off to, at the very least, go to sleep

[faaun]

i feel like my life is falling apart and then my friend makes tiramisu and gives me some and asks if i wanna come to the little gathering on wednesday i feel alone in the world and then another friend asks if i want anything i feel unloveable and then we gather in my room with candles and blankets to watch a film all together until midnight it all becomes so much warmer w friends

[laswells-ashtray]

When someone makes a comment about his mum, Simon gets the urge to swing at them because he just can't accept that one parent being worse doesn't make the lesser evil a good parent.

[fishcheesenoodles]

hi I drew my dog is she stupid

[thursdaymorningchild]

This isn't the last time we're seeing them

It's not , it's not, its not.... Daniel is the first one to not get bored of him ever

[moonbugs9058]

"That was nice" "No it wasn't"

do you guys think that Shawn and Gus kissed once in like Middle School or something and that was when Shawn officially realized that he liked men too and it was also when Gus became the straightest man alive (bonus points if it was just a completely random thing with no feelings whatsoever they just. impulsively kissed)

"Wow, that was actually kinda nice feeling, I think I like men too" "You didn't brush your teeth this morning, Shawn, and now my lips taste like old pineapple. That's disgusting. I'll stick to women, thank you very much."

(now Gus has to deal with all of Shawn's obnoxious man-crushes.)

(Lass is one of those obnoxious man-crushes)