#i know my girlfriend. is a. WITCH. 🎵

[virginyathevamp]

the (a)lonestead. ✨

[destinygoldenstar]

Funny BOTC ‘Last Words’ in our games

Context: We are theatrical people. What we do is we go to our own rooms at night. We ALSO have these grey bands on our heads so everyone knows who is a ghost, so when a character canonically 'dies', the storyteller slips the band under our doors and we have to come out in the morning with them so everyone can see we're 'dead', and when we vote a player for execution, we have a ‘crowning’ ceremony in the center of the circle so the storyteller can put the band on and have them play dead.

Let’s just say, that last part leads to some pretty funny ‘last words’. (I’ll tell you which ones are mine and leave the rest blank)

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(Storyteller) "Any last words?"

"...last words."

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"I just want you to know that before I die, I hate all of you and I hope my death spawns the plague in this town."

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"YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!"

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"I am not a demon. I am, in fact, an ANGEL."

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"Tell my girlfriend I love her!"

"I love you too!"

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"NO *****, YOU CANNOT HAVE MY LAPTOP!!!"

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"Banana."

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"On my will, I shall give my life savings... to the garbage bin."

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"Can I get some water before I go?"

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🎵"WAKE ME UP INSIDE! CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK-"🎵

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"Wait, you're killing me?"

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"My ravens are calling me!! C'CAW!!!! I'M HOME KIDS!!!"

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"I like eating people. I don't know what I did wrong."

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"Oops! I'm stupid! Oh well! Bye!"

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"Tonight, ***** will die! I don't make the rules."

"WHAT?!"

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(Me) "Wait! Hold on! I need to finish my Cheeze-its before I die!!!"

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"Alright pass the ketchup around, let's pummel em with it!"

"Yes please!"

(Me) "Then mustard."

"OH GOD PLEASE NO!"

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"You'll all pay for this!!! Seriously, you still owe me those ten dollars *****, what the hell?"

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(Me) "My last words are- BLEUUUUUUEEGGHHH!!!"

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"You people, are some of the ugliest and stupidest townsfolk I have ever met. I'm out."

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"Heaven is where Demons go, right?"

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(Me) "I have no strings! I HAVE NO STRINGS!!!"

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"Hey I think your execution thingy is broken-" *dies* "-oh wait, there we go."

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"According all known laws-"

"NO."

"Of aviation."

"KILL HIM."

"There is no way a bee should be able to fly-"

(Me) "KILL HIM!"

"Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."

"BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!!!"

(Storyteller) "Nah, let him finish the script."

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"I SHOULD HAVE BACKED OUT AND PLAYED MINECRAFT!!"

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"How to avoid dying 101! STEP ONE-" *dies* "-oh would you look at that, I failed step one already."

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"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and you... you're fine. But mostly fuck all y'all."

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"I have your clothes by the way! I can take them off before I-"

"NO!!!"

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*the finger*

*dies*

"That's it?! That's her last words?! 😂"

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(Me) "This is the story of how I died."

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"Damn! I didn't even get paid for this!"

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"Since I'm drunk, can someone get me a beer? I wanna be even more drunk so my death is less painful."

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🎵"Ding dong! The witch is dead!" 🎵 "Which is what I would say if I was actually the witch."

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"Wait, if you kill someone, they die???"

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(Me) "Huh, my hair seems to be changing color, I wonder if it's the light I'm seeing... oh wait, I'm DYING!"

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"Can someone hold my hand?"

"No."

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"I'm coming for you next. Sleep with one eye open tonight!"

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"The best way to accept your own demise is to dab."

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"You sir, are a massive piece of-" *dies*

"Einstein's brain? Is that what he was gonna say?"

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"MWAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! By the way, I'm a good player."

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"I WISH FOR WORLD PEACE!!"

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"All I see in your brains is filth anyway."

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"My darling grandchild, if you're watching this... I made cookies in my home! They're cinnamon!"

"EW!!!"

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"WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY."

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(And my favorite)

"YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!! I WILL RETURN!! I WILL CLAIM YOU ALL! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!"

*dies*

(Storyteller) "And the game continues."

"...WAIT I'M A LUNATIC?!?!"

😂😂😂

(Seriously, we were all laughing hard for a solid minute at this one)

[thatonefrenchwitch]

Reiji and Josephine’s Playlist

🎵 An Unhealthy Obsession- The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra

🎵 The Masochism Tango- Tom Lehrer

🎵 Anything You Can Do- Bernadette Peters, Tom Wopat

🎵 Strange Magic- Electric Light Orchestra

🎵 Kiss me You Animal- Burn The Ballroom

🎵Line Without a Hook- Ricky Montgomery

🎵 When He Sees Me- Kimiko Glenn, Jessie Mueller, cast from Waitress (totally not Josephine falling for him)

🎵 Happy Together- The Turtles

🎵 Sway- Michael Bublé (i’m sorry i just see it)

🎵 Merry-Go-Round of life- Howl’s Moving Castle

🎵 Stalker’s Tango- Autoheart

🎵 Just The Two of Us (ft. Bill Withers)- Grover Washington

🎵 My Girlfriend Is A Witch- October Country (had to)

🎵 Lovefool- Scott Bradlee’s Postmodern Jukebox

🎵 My Eyes- Neil Patrick Harris, Felicia Day

🎵 The Night- Voltaire

🎵 High School Sweethearts- Melanie Martinez

🎵 Choke- I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

[randomfandomimagine]

💫 AU | 🖤 Angst | 💚 Angst With A Happy Ending | 🎄 Christmas | 🐻 Familial | 🌟 Fave | 💛 Fluff | 🎁 Gift | 🎃 Halloween | 💙 Hurt / Comfort | 🏳️‍🌈 LGBT+ | 👤 No Reader Insert | 🌼 Platonic | 🌈 Pride | 🎵 Songfic | 💕 Soulmate AU | ❗ Trigger Warning | 💘 Valentine’s Day

Series

Soul of a Warrior [Jaskier x OC] [Finished] 🌟

Geralt of Rivia

Gif Imagines

Geralt Noticing You’re Jealous 

Not A Monster 

Ficlets

Not A Hero 💙

I Don’t Need You 🖤

Drabbles

Much Better 💛

Headcanons

Dating Geralt (And Being Plus Size)

Being Like A Sibling For Geralt 🌼

Geralt And Kids 👤

Geralt’s Warrior S/O Getting Hurt 💚

Geralt Frenemies With Witch!Reader 

Reader Flirting With Geralt 

Geralt & Reader Arguing 

Geralt & Reader Wanting Privacy 

Being Geralt’s Soft Spot

Geralt Reuniting With Warrior Reader

Prompts

“You couldn’t stay put, could you?” “And let you have all the fun?”

“Y/N, you’re back. How…?”

“I told you to wait for me“

“I will protect you from humans” 💙

“Kiss me again, like you mean it”

“You could have died” “I don’t deserve you” 💚💙

Jaskier de Lettenhove

Gif Imagines

Wandering With Jaskier

Jaskier Holding Your Child 

Jaskier Playing With Your Hair

Being A Lost Princess & Falling In Love With Jaskier

Meeting Jaskier On A Halloween Masquerade Ball 🎃

Reuniting With Jaskier

Jaskier Singing To You When You Can’t Sleep 💙

Jaskier Giving You A Locket

Wearing Jaskier’s Shirt

Coming Out To Jaskier As Graysexual 🌈

Jaskier Finding Out You Like Women 🌈

Comforting Jaskier After The Mountain

Ficlets

Closer 💚💙

What Would Do You Without Me? 💙💛🌟

Little Bard 💙💛

Light Of My Life 💛

Shower Day 🎵💙🖤

I Still Love You 🎵🖤

Friends 💚💛

Under Your Spell 💚💛

You're My Heart 💛🖤

Drabbles

New Look

Save You 💚💙

Headcanons

Dating Jaskier

Falling In Love With Jaskier 

Spending The Night With Jaskier 

First Kiss With Jaskier 

Reader Soft For Jaskier 

Jaskier Comforting Reader 💙

Jaskier & Paintress S/O 

Jaskier & Shy S/O 

Reader Comforting Jaskier 💙

Jaskier & Reader’s Rivalry 

Jaskier & S/O’s First Big Fight 

Jaskier’s Trans Male S/I Insecure 🏳️‍🌈

Jaskier’s Strong S/O 

Jaskier Seeing Reader Getting Hurt 

Jaskier Surprising Reader On Valentine’s Day 💘

Sleepy Cuddles With Jaskier 💛

Prompts

“Louder, love, I can’t hear your beautiful voice”

“It’s none of your business” “It is my business when I’m the reason you’re crying” 💚

“Did you really think I was into Geralt while I was mesmerised by your songs?”

“I won’t let anyone hurt you, you’re safe with me”

“Please don’t cry” “I like playing with your hair” “Let me hold you for a bit longer”

“You just saved my life” “You’re hurt, let me do that for you” “I guess... we should kiss now”

“Seems like you fell for me, Y/N”

“Why so much make-up?” “All that matters is that you’re here” “I know you’re strong enough to do this on your own”

"Is that my shirt you're wearing?" "You look beautiful" "Don't give me the puppy eyes"

Aesthetics

Hufflepuff!Jaskier

Slytherin!Jaskier

Cirilla of Cintra

Gif Imagines

Befriending Ciri 🌼

Being A Werebear And Transforming To Protect Ciri 🌼

Ficlets

Acquaintances 

Headcanons

Dating Cirilla Of Cintra [Witcher 3]

Game!Ciri’s Male S/O Meeting Yennefer And Geralt 

Yennefer of Vengerberg

Gif Imagines

Yennefer’s Lesbian Bard Companion Confessing 🌈

Drabbles

In Your Head 🌟

Headcanons

Dating Yennefer Of Vengerberg 

Prompts

“I shouldn’t be in love with you” “Are you jealous?” “I’m so scared” 🌟

Aesthetics

Slytherin!Yennefer

Triss Merigold

Headcanons

Dating Triss Merigold [Witcher 3] 

Renfri / Shrike

Gif Imagines

Lesbian Relattionship 🌈

Headcanons

Traveling With Your Girlfriend Renfri

Cahir Aep Ceallach

Headcanons

Cahir Falling For Reader

Misc

Gif Imagines

Jaskier Flirting With You & It Annoying Geralt 🎁

Triss & Yennefer Getting You Ready For Your Wedding With Jaskier

Being A Seer & Meeting Geralt & Jaskier 🌟

Drabbles

Powerful [Geralt & Jaskier] 💙

Unwanted [Geralt & Jaskier] 💙

Headcanons

Traveling With Geralt And Jaskier 

Powerful Beneveolent Overlord S/O 

Geralt Being Jaskier’s Wingman 

Reader Reminiscing With Geralt & Jaskier 

Geralt & Jaskier As Parents 

Geralt & Jaskier Both Crushing On You

Halloween In The Continent 🎃

Oneshots

The Ballad Of Y/N [Geralt & Jaskier] // Part 2 💚🌟