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茶の魔手: Tea & MagicHand
咖啡凍奶烏 // QQ普洱 // 布丁奶普
荔枝香妃 // 椰果紅茶 // 檸檬梅子
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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules
Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day
#maccadam#transformers#prowl#tf prowl#there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit#and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it#but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus#Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand#Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah#lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick#Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right#but there’s two bots instead of one#back on the base humans look at the new guys and like#Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure#and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet#agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot#damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him#but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage#against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals#and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know#yea kids would haaaate him so much#he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that#he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights#and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking#bc Nemesis blocks them#He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy#they would be such a menace together#man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop
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lu guang’s bridon arc fit means everything to me
#link click#lu guang#cheng xiaoshi#shiguang dailiren#yingdu#bridon arc#my art#not only is it cute but it’s THE BOYFRIEND SHIRT#I like to believe the entire outfit belongs to cxs and lg is so whipped he wears it the whole time#on their homoerotic bizarre adventure in fictional London#just findihed rewatching the bridon arc in end dub now my life feels empty I need need more shiguang..#I love the bridon arc for giving Lu guang so much more depth and personality#I love him 394859358t935 times more now#thought the first doodle looked too sad on its own so I drew a light hearted one after ur welcome#they would be the type to fly across the world and and STILL drink boba tea
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GOD it must be so difficult for Bashir being the only bitch serving this level of ✨CUNT✨ on DS9








i need that Sudanese-English doctor in a way that violates the Prime Directive :))))))

#only four eps in. i Just started TONIGHT. i’m no better than Garak#bro said ‘yeah spies are homosexual’ and RAN WITH IT#IM SLIGHTLY TIPSY I COULDNT HANDLE THE FIRST FUCKING EP WITHOUT A DRINK BC GODDAMN#the other 90% of this show is going to be me reblogging my newest favorite littlest guy I want to inflict pain on (/lovingly)#i took one look at those gorgeous doe puppy dog eyes and went ‘oh you’re gonna be a problem for me :)’#IM GOING TO BITE HIM#IM GONNA LOCK MY JAW ON HIM AND THRASH HIM AROUND LIKE A FUCKING RAGDOLL#there’s very few blorbos that I adore and love so much that I want to inflict pain onto them (Paul Dano is now one of them)#(blame the testosterone idk) (I WANT HIM)#big beautiful brown eyes I’m gonna snap your spine#SIBLING. S I B L I N G I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IT#SHUT THE FUCK UP#BIG BEAUTIFUL AMBER HAZEL BROWN EYES#WHAT EYESHADOW DO YOU USE BASHIEEEEEEEEEEE#BASHIE PLEEEAAAASEEEEEEE GIVE ME ONE CHANCEEE#IM SO TALL AND STRONG AND WOULD LISTEN TO YOU ALL DAAAYYY#i bet he smells amazing he looks like he smells amazing#the brain woirms. they’re consuming me.#I love him so so much already I want to protect him forever I want to make him cry WHOOOOO SAID THAAAAAAAAATTTTT#DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT MUSTVE BEEN THE WIND IDK#SIBLING 🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻#star trek ds9#st ds9#deep space nine#deep space 9#dr bashir#dr julian bashir#julian bashir#mew mew#Star Trek
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#selfie bee#good evening friends!! how are you doing! C:#I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself#I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose#I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years#thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!!#not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲゚*#but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint#he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it#my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago#as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds#he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where#I think tattoos are super cool (´。・v・。`) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo#it was heath ledgers face as the joker#at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years#a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡#I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets#can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street?#I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet#he might have special abilities#I hope you're having a good day friends!! C:#I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week#miss you!! ♥♥♥
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Early morning at the Kitty Cafe!
I had a lot of fun playing with this one. Hermits and kitties, what else do you need in life?
Close ups under cut!
#hermitcraft#hypnotizd#xbcrafted#xisumavoid#zombiecleo#joe hills#joehillstsd#hermitcraft fanart#stranger's sketches#lil details for anyone curious:#The cat between Hypno and XB is Max.#the orange cat next to Cleo is Atlas#Joe is reading Moby Dick (there's a lil whale on the cover)#also Juppet is sitting on Joe's chest. he's reading to him#also also Cleo is drinking hot chocolate because they've said they don't like coffee or tea.#it's got lil marshmallows in it#i had so much fun with this one. it took me so long#i also had to kinda learn how to draw cats but hey i think i got better!#i also tried to mimic the minecraft cats#so the one in the one napping in the cat bed is Jellie. i would have added Gladios but i was too late in the process when i remembered Cleo#had a second cat#rip#art#my art
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YOU LIKE AKEKITA?????? OMGGGGG HAND IN MARRIAGE PLS
do u have any art to share?
YESSSS I AM THE ONLY AKEKITA TRUTHER LEFT ON THIS SITE I FEAR 😔😔💔 we are an endangered breed.....also ofc i have art!!!!!!!
#this is from some time back i forgot to post it LMAO ty for this ask bc i would not have remembered 🫡#broooo akechi yusuke friendship could have SAVED this game#like im being so fr i rotate that one offcial art of both of them drinking starbucks in the cuntiest outfits ive ever seen in mind EVERYDAY#think about the implications#artist and their charismatic muse……..who also happens to wear the charming personality as a facade…..#yusuke actually says in one the anthologies that when he paints akechi he can’t bring himself to draw him with a happy expression#i think about that a lot#he literally knows 😭😭😭😭#god i wish they had interactions together they would’ve loved each other#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#yusuke kitagawa#goro akechi#akekita#lotus’s asks#lotus draws
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Rewatching “The 12-Step Job” and actually processing that Hardison and Eliot in the end are arguing who has to sit in the middle/next to happy pills Parker.
#you know Eliot probably had to sit in the middle#one to keep the peace#two because he could not win against Hardison’s ‘you’re shorter’ argument#because we know Eliot could grumble but keep calm sitting next to Parker and just deal#but Hardison would loudly complain the whole time#about how squished he was and how long his legs are#and Eliot would tell him not to kick him#and Hardison would be so polite to Parker sitting next to her he would love it#but would love messing with Eliot more#and they would be fighting in the back seat#Parker still on pills telling them to talk through their emotions#Sophie silently stewing at Nate still in the passenger seat#and Nate ‘I need a drink’ ford would not even stop the car#and instead just bodily roll out of it while it was still moving#just to escape these thieves who chose him like a herd of cats#leverage#the 12-step job#the 12 step job#inde rambles about leverage#inde gifs#inde gifs: the 12-step job
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Before Zosan got together, Sanji would watch Zoro get flirted with pretty obviously at the bars the whole crew would stop at. Either Zoro would give in to the flirting for the free drinks or he'd slink off with the guy for a while up to whatever they were up to, but no matter what Sanji would be feeling this cocktail of emotions he couldn't identify. Seething in his seat at the guy hogging all of Zoro's attention and didn't understand why (yet).
Then like 3 years into their relationship, Sanji shoots up in bed and shouts "I WAS JEALOUS" and Zoro is groggily like "you hwha?" But Sanji can't talk right now, he's kind of having a crisis right now realizing he liked Zoro much earlier than he thought he originally did.
#i imagine the first time sanji felt this way was when they were all sitting together maybe this before Loguetown#so sanji would of only joined like a week prior#but this guy comes up hes got shoulder length blonde hair pretty average height and weight looks like hes around his mid 20s#and he just casually leans on the table not so subtly flirting with zoro#and zoro takes his offer of a drink happily nami and usopp whistle after him as he leaves with the guy#while luffy complains about zoro having fun without him#sanji is sitting there confused about feeling kinda angry about the guy? nooo no that cant be it because why would#he be angry about a stranger#why would he be angry about zoro leaving with a stranger? shouldnt he feel more concerned and cautions considering hes a pirate#and the guy could be a bounty hunter?#one piece#one piece headcanons#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#zosan#zoro x sanji
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Rubatosis;
The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat
•Captain Curly x reader
Chat bare with me I'm trying out a new aesthetic because I'm sick and tired of my blog being UGLY and CHAOTIC so I'm using dividers and sticking to a color scheme for the first time don't judge me pls
Summary; Winter storm, blackout, no heater; the worst things that could've happened on your only weekend off. Luckily, your boyfriend Curly knows how to keep you warm.
Tw/cw; Afab!reader, pre established relationships (you guys are dating), cursing, the word 'radiate" is used like 20 times don't mind that chat, no use of y/n just curly calling you various pet names, no prep like at all(slight fingering????), curly whimpers, the smut is actually really unnecessary but ignore that too, piv, pwp??, unsafe sex, cumming INSIDE!!!, praise kink, curly talks you through it (I think)
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You curl up with as many blankets as you can, shivering and watching your breath become visible from the cold. You can feel your body go numb as all you can do is wait for your power to come back on. It's been out for the past hour, and with the awful snow storm that just rolled through your town, you can tell it isn't coming back on anyime soon.
Sounds come from outside your window, sounds that you can barely hear over the cold chattering of your teeth. A car parking in your driveway, a car door opening and closing, and heavy feet making their way to your front door, shaking the doorknob while trying to open it.
The door creeks open, followed by the sound of heavy winds. You can hear footsteps walk into your house, closing the door, and walking towards the bedroom you now reside in.
"Sorry about the wait, love. I tried to leave work as soon as I heard about the power outage, but thought it would be best to stop somewhere to get some things to warm you up." It was your boyfriend, Curly, who you had no idea was coming over. Yet here you are, shaking in a cold bed as he roots through the bags he brought with him.
As he digs through the bags, seemingly looking for something specific, he throws miscellaneous items on your bed. Chocolates, a candle, a box of matches, more chocolates, and a bottle of wine. "Since we're basically trapped in here till the storm is over, I thought we could make the most of it. Have a romantic weekend or something.. I tried getting things I knew you'd like."
Just then, he finds what he was looking for; hand warmers. Ripping open the packaging, he walks to your side of the bed, handing you all that was in the box. The heat radiating from them was almost hurting you, but burning doesn't feel so bad when you're freezing.
Curly leaves the room for a moment, coming back with two wine glasses in hand; placing them on your bedside table. He takes off his work uniform, leaving him in only an undershirt and pants. You hold out your arms to him, signalling that you want him to be in bed with you. He smiles, lifting up the blankets and laying next to you.
You shiver, feeling his warm hands touch your cold body. "Poor thing.. I wish I could've been here sooner, maybe prevent you from getting to this state." He says softly, kissing your forehead as he raps his arms around your waist, pulling you into his chest.
"I'm glad you're here.." you say, dozing off. The warmth Curly radiates was more than enough to make your body become less tense. Your hands make their way to his chest, pressing gently as you bury your head in the crook of his neck.
"I know you are, love, and I'm glad to be here, too." He whispered softly, hands traveling from your waist to your hips. He lifts your shirt up slightly, moving his fingertips to your now exposed skin. "Fuck, you're freezing." You could hear the concern in his voice, switching from just his fingertips to his whole hand. "Does that feel better? Are you warmer now?"
You nod. Everything about him was warm, a stark contrast from how cold you currently are. Any part of him that was directly touching you was doing wonders for your current state. "Use your words, love." Even when you're freezing, Curly will still find a way to tease you. This world is so cruel.
You sigh, "yeah, that feels better. Thank you." He smiles, happy with your answer. He pulls your body closer to his, your chest flush against his own. His fingertips move in a circular motion, trying to keep you calm. Which, to his credit, is working.
With the warmth of your beloved boyfriend mixed with the light musk scent of the cologne he always wore, you were falling asleep quickly. He could feel your eyelashes flutter shut against his neck, followed by your soft breathing hitting his skin. He presses a small kiss on your forehead, pulling you just the slightest bit closer to himself before dozing off.
Your eyes slowly open, groaning out as you realize it's still cold in your room. You try to back away, but Curlys grip on you tightens. He shifts slightly as he begins to wake up, hands moving from your waist, to his eyes, to your waist again. "Good morning, beautiful.. lovely seeing you here." He says in a raspy tone, indicating he just woke up.
You smile, curling back into his grasp. "Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up." You say in an almost hushed voice. He chuckles, placing a small kiss on your cheek.
"No worries, love. Just more time I get to spend with you." He chuckles, burying his head in the crook of your neck; kissing every bit of exposed skin he could in the process. You laugh, squirming in his arms, but his grip on you only tightens.
"Curly- stop-" you get out between giggles.
He lays one final kiss just below your ear, letting out a heavy sigh; now out of breath. He places one of his hands on your chest, just below your collar bone. His fingertips trace up the skin of your neck, stopping to grab your chin, lifting it up slightly.
Your eyes meet with his and he leans in for a kiss. It was soft, gentle, everything he was condensed into a simple act of affection. It was perfect. His hands fully cupping your face, pulling you in so he can deepen the kiss further.
Your hands their way to his scalp, his hair curling between your fingers as you gently pull. His mouth opens for a split second, letting out a small whimper at the new sensation. His kisses become slightly sloppy as he begins to sit up, flipping you so your back is now pressed against the bed. He places himself between your legs, breaking the kiss so he can trail small kisses and nibble down your neck.
As his hands wander down your chest, to your waist, and eventually to your hips, he sings small praises to you in-between each mark he lays on your neck. His fingers go under the seam of your panties, slipping them off of you with ease. With one hand keeping your legs open, the other traces up your inner thigh, slowly inserting one of his digits into your aching heat.
"Curly~" you gasp, your hands locking behind his neck as a way to ground yourself. Just then, he slips another in. The feeling of his cold fingers curling inside of you sent shockwaves through your body.
Curly takes his fingers out of your cunt, lifting his head from your neck to lick off the slick that remains. You whine at the empty feeling, small tears forming already. "Crying already, love?" He says with a smile. He lines his cock to your entrance, the tip prodding at your hole. He lowers his body back down to yours, "forgive me, dear. Sorry if this hurts." He whispers in your ear.
Your hands go back to his neck, going up to grab his hair again. You cry out as you can feel him stretch your insides, pulling at his hair even more in the process. Curly grips the sheets beneath him, his hand quickly moving to your waist to hold both you, and himself down.
As he can feel you reach your limit, he stops, holding still for a moment. "Are you alright? You're not too hurt, are you?" He says, raising his head to look at you.
"Y-yeah.. it just hurts a bit.." you trail off. He sighs in relief.
"I know, love. It's going to. I wish there was more I could do, but I promise it'll be worth it. Alright?" He smiles, kissing away the small tear lines on your cheeks. You smile back, coming your fingers through his hair gently before moving your hands to rest on his back instead.
He takes a deep breath, slowly moving his hips backwards before meeting with yours again. His steady thrusts help you adjust to his size better, but it only leaves you wanting more.
"I'm gonna go faster, alright?" He says, nearly out of breath. You nod. He increases his speed, going faster than you had anticipated. You cry out his name, digging your nails into the skin on his back. "I know, love, I know." He whispered.
More tears stream down your face as the pain quickly turns into pleasure. You moan with each thrust, nails still digging into his back. Curly whimpers at the feeling, "fuck- just like that, you're doing amazing, love~" he says in a soft, out of breath tone.
You can feel yourself getting closer as your legs instinctively close around his hips, inadvertently pushing him deeper inside you. You try to speak, but the words just won't come out. "Curly- I-" you stutter, not being able to think straight because of the pleasure.
His pace doesn't falter, though. His hands move to your thighs, holding onto them with force in an attempt to not go any rougher than he already is. Your cries and moans become louder, chanting his name as if it were a prayer. You feel the knot in your stomach come undone, your back arching and head thrown back. With one final moan, you can feel a wave of pleasure wash over you, followed by your slick soiling the sheets beneath you.
"Just a little longer, love. You've done so well for me this far, I'm sure you can hold out a bit more." Curly praised, continuing his pace. His hands grip your thighs tighter, leaving crescent shaped marks on your flesh. With one more deep, rough thrust, he moans out your name, releasing inside of you. He collapses on top of you, his head resting on your shoulder as you both try to catch your breath.
"Are you.. still cold?" He whispered softly.
You smile, "no. Not at all."
A/N; this would've been out two days ago but the new stardew valley update came to console and I've been GRINDING that shit. Also, the title was supposed to make an appearance in the fic. Right before the smut starts, when curly puts his hand on YOUR 🫵 chest, I was gonna add some dialogue like, "your heart is beating fast.. do I make you nervous?" But I thought that was cringe and cut it out.
#mouthwashing smut#mouthwashing x reader#captain curly x reader#curly x reader smut#curly mouthwashing#curly x reader#mouthwashing#this made me realize how much i hate writing one shots#sometimes when im writing smut i forget what words are publicly acceptable to use#so i just get vague or use words i THINK would be publicly accepted#i like drinking white milk does that make me weird#it might#does anyone read these?
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Younger Steven and Mclooy Rudboys lore because they're my faves and I love them dearly
#thats not my neighbor#tnmn#steven rudboys#mclooy rudboys#tnmn fanart#i want what they have (a healthy loving father-son relationship)#mclooy to me seems like the type of dad who cares deeply about his son#but also would let steven have his first drink of whiskey as soon as he was old enough to ask what papá was drinking#bc he “wants his son to be A MAN!!!!!*TM*”#he has old fashioned values but his heart is in the right place#he's very proud of steven even though he doesn't always say it out loud#hc that his own papá was the one to give him his buzzcut when he first joined the airforce so he was very proud to do it for his own son to#oh i love them so much
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Something to wonder about:
Amarantha, planning and inviting all the High Lords and their Courts to her party, to show them she has changed and wants to mend things with them. Even though she has been for centuries an enemy/evil for all of Prythian to see.
Rhysand, asking for a High Lords meeting, to form an alliance against Hybern and to show them that he's an ally, not an enemy. That he has never been one. He had only been "playing a role/wearing a mask". Even though he had been evil and horrible for more than 500th years, for all Prythian to see.
Tamlin, watching them both from the sidelines, being the only one who warned the High Lords - at both these instances - to not trust Amarantha/Rhysand, only to not be listened.
We know how it ended with Amarantha, I wonder how things will go with Rhysand... Who now is whispered to become the High King of Prythian... Sorry, what did Amarantha declare herself as, after that party? MHM.
#So much to wonder don't you all think?#Amarantha and Rhysand being a 'find the differences" and you find none#Tamlin side eyeing both of them#This time with Beron drinking the tea bc he DOESN'T LIKE RHYSAND#What if he doesn't actually want to conquer spring but has secret meetings with Tam#That would be so good actually#Anyway... Tamlin spoke truth once and no one believed him and now the same is happening again...#And I wonder how much was actually Rhys under Amarantha's thumb... mhm...#AND! It's strange how Beron is the only HL who had participated at the treaty between fae and humans...#Thesan became HL after the war and the treaty if my memory doesn't fail me right?#Anyway about the treaty... Isn't it strange that it says that “humans can kill any and many fae they want without punishment”#mhm#so many thoughts#tamlin#pro tamlin#Anti rhysand#me ranting and rambling
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Need to see more Yandere! Batman content from you. Everyone is so delightfully weird and unsettling. Tim and Dick in particular, what a duo of freaks (affectionate + derogatory)
i just covered dick but fjkdlsjfkdsjfks jkl tim drives me crazy in a different direction,,, i think most of bruce's orphan collection would be fairly good at hiding their freak flag until they've got you more-or-less trapped, but not tim. he's bugging your phone day one. he's got cameras in every room of the apartment mysteriously offered to you by the wayne enterprise affordable housing initiative. he's leaving board meetings without warning to watch live footage of you masturbating and wishing he was your hand. and it never occurs to him to actually talk to you until jason pulls him aside to be like 'i know i'm a criminal drug lord but this is felony shit dude'. his greatest desire in life is to stare at you unblinkingly from the other side of a small room and unfortunately that rarely ends well for you.
#and absolutely no one asked#but i think tim's general voyeurism thing and absolute loser virgin energy#would equate to him asking steph to top you while he listens from a room over to make sure your intimacy needs are taken care of or somethi#bonus points if its prior the kidnapping too#a cool blonde woman built like an olympic gymnast hits you at the club#but she's got this weird damp cat of a man kinda just trailing behind her and drooling over your half finished drink so#it's a mixed experience#personal#anon ask
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good morning. thinking about getting fingered awake by a pretty dom fem while she sucks on ur nipples and she’s just teasing you the entire time like ‘aw I know you’re awake gorgeous, just open your eyes’ ‘you’d feel so better if you’d just come already’. and her normally soft(ish) voice is all raspy..she’s nibbling at your ear about to drive you crazy—
#cherry chats 🍒#I need a fucking sedative#I’m like that one gif w the dude tryna drink water while the bottle is shaking#this was totally abt mikasa btw#sasha and robin too#waking up w bullshit on my mind#and I’m not mad#black fem reader#fem x fem#mikasa ackerman#mikasa aot#even better if she stops halfway through her lil taunts to lean down and spit on it#it’s sum abt these three lord#Sasha would be so much fun like I just know it#I love tumblr#only hellsite I can get on and post debauchery at 11:49am#and nobody is bothering me
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DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN | 1.09
Karen arrives.
#Daredevil Born Again#ddba spoilers#Frank Castle#Matt Murdock#Karen Page#Daredeviledit#Daredevil Spoilers#Kastle#Karedevil#Not Revolution#GIF set#Mine#This show ACTIVELY fights me in photoshop#And I had to move them closer together in that 5th one because they were trying to not in the same frame and it was annoying.#I can understand they had limited time - limited budget - but STILL this scene and#the one preceding it with Frank and Matt fighting together... could there not have been more of THAT?#GIVE ME THE THREE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE (that you've not killed so you can continue to torture them) AND LET THEM HANGOUT FFS#I like that one swing from a building was the limit for Frank. Give him a gun. A knife. Something to hit people. He's awesome.#Throw him off a building so he can land on a nice soft car - no thanks.#And were they just going to walk home (to Franks's)? Or like steal a car?#And there was a guy in the car they landed on/next to and nothing happened there. Was he just a bystander?#Does Matt have insurance? And does it cover his secret lair/costume room?#Did Karen drive straight from the airport?#And Frank just STARING at Karen is perfection. Like he needs to drink her in.#And THIS is the moment I thought Matt first noticed something was up with their heartbeats - just the way he swung around to Frank#I'm picturing Karen moving her seat forward to give Frank some more leg room. Her eyes flicking up to the rear view mirror as she tries not#to grin. Coz they're injured. And on the run. She can enjoy being home later.#And I imagine Matt's slowly assembling some thoughts here about why Frank didn't say Karen called... when that would be obvious.#But also being slightly distracted about now being homeless.#And the relief of Karen being back.
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satoru is a sappy drunk — smau
a/n: as someone who doesn't drink and instead watches over her best friends who get super clingy and cute when drunk, i imagine satoru to be like said friends
satoru is typically not one for alcohol; it impairs his abilities, and he most definitely does not like feeling out of control
the idea of a hangover also just sounds extremely unappealing to him, so why bother?
so when he's drunk—a rare sight, as we have established—you know that he's comfortable around the people he's drinking with
there is also the fact that he is a lightweight.
a HUGE, sappy-when-drunk, clingy-towards-anything-with-a-pulse, lightweight.

he comes home red, giggly, and shit faced drunk, clinging to you as though you're gonna disappear if he lets go (after you and suguru pry him off his best friend, of course)
he regrets his choices deeply the next morning.
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#⋆.�� s writes!#— jjk!#i wrote this idea in my notes app months ago#and i intended to turn it into a little fic#but i thought i'd switch things up a bit#do i like this. i can't tell if i like this.#anyway lolz#i don't think suguru would drink very much#tho i also think he could hold his alcohol very well#i think he'd just be there to make sure everyone gets home safe and that no one kills themselves on accident JSKJGKSN#very much inspired by my friends#lol i love them#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#jjk smau#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujustu kaisen#jjk#jjk x reader#jjk headcanons#jjk gojo#satoru gojo#jujutsu satoru#jjk satoru#satoru gojo x reader#gojo x reader#jujutsu gojo#gojo#jujutsu kaisen x you
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