#i'm just going to sit here and sip my drink and think un-Christian thoughts

[ingravinoveritas]

So, in honor of David hosting the BAFTAs this year, The Guardian is soliciting questions for him to answer, and I just needed to share a selection of them...

(Sharing this last one only because the secondhand embarrassment is so strong, and why would you even ask David this. Also agreeing with someone else who said this question is so clearly made for Michael Sheen...)

[ingravinoveritas]

"David Tennant and Michael Sheen embrace"

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turquoisedata replied to your post "Oh my God, Michael. Please...”

@ingravinoveritas he knows EXACTLY what he's doing. Surely?! I mean he's not known for his lack of understanding of subtext is he 😂

You know, it's funny. Here I am on a lovely Sunday morning...the weather is nice out, and oh, I think I'll cook some tasty breakfast potatoes. And then this happens...

The thing is...there was an hour in between when he posted the selfie and when he posted the follow-up tweet. So this wasn't some random feral tweet made on the fly. This was something Michael sat there and thought for a whole fucking hour before adding it to the first tweet. And we know Michael likes to play with the fandom, we know he's an instigator and a rouser of untold rabbles, but the fact that he put such an amount of effort into finding the best possible way to convey his love of having phallic things in his mouth is...really quite something.

So I really do have to believe Michael knows what he is doing here, because how on Earth could he possibly not. But if there is another way to read this that I'm somehow missing, I am happy for folks to comment on here letting me know....