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[venomremmy777]

PLEASE

I just realized how fucking HILARIOUS the KiriBaku subsubplot in the MHA Two Hero’s movie is like-

Think about it. Let me get something out of the way first- There is no heterosexual explanation for them in this movie. Yes, friends can share hotel rooms and attend banquets together, but I’m pretty sure they don’t share hotel rooms with roses and candy hearts, and attend banquets in matching suits courtesy of one guy who someone knew the others exact body measurements- WITHOUT ASKING HIM. Another note- This movie is canon and takes place before the Baku rescue mission/Summer training camp arc.

Now, now that that’s out of the way- Let me explain what I find so fucking funny. As far as I remember, according to the timeline, this is the FIRST romantic thing KiriBaku has done, from what I know. So this would be pretty much like a first date for them-In certain terms. Except the funny thing is the idea of what they should DO for said alone time obviously isn’t mutual. They have different plans, and are oblivious to what the other is putting down.

Let’s start with Bakugo-

He was the one who got the tickets, and invited Kirishima with him. Out of anyone. Invited him on a trip ABROAD to a famous island, so he obviously had some sort of plan. And if he didn’t before he DEFINITELY did when he decided to book them a love suite hotel- I mean, I could only IMAGINE the receptionists face. There is no excuse for the room to look like that- NONE. He had to have done that on purpose and HECK- I bet the love room cost even MORE- So this ain’t even a matter of saving money. And what are love hotels for? Spending ~quality~ time together 😏-

Er, of course- In the most teenage PG manner, considering they are highschoolers. Maybe kissing? It’s up to the imagination but bottom (lol bottom) line, Bakugo wanted to be in a hotel ALONE with Kirishima, a love hotel mind you. Knowing Bakugo he probably didn’t inform Kirishima of this fact (tsundere) , so it was probably a suprise

Now Kirishima-

I can’t remember if he had the knowledge there was going to be a banquet beforehand but I’m going to presume so. When knowing he was going with Bakugo to I-Island, this bruh didn’t even hesitate before buying them suits- Matching ones, may I add. And he SOMEHOW knew Bakugo’s exact measurements without asking him. Either Kiri is a creep or he knew Bakugo’s measurements before this event- Which STILL doesn’t heterosexually explain anything, because why would Kiri ask Baku for his measurements and WHY WOULD HE ANSWER HIM. And Bakugo obviously didn’t know about- Which means it was a surprise.

So let me get this not straight- Bakugo wants to spend alone time with Kirishima in a hotel room, and Kirishima wants them to attend a fancy dinner party together- Simultaneously, WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS DOING. Kirishima wants them to be at a party, Bakugo wants them to be in a hotel room, Kirishima wants them to be together in public, Bakugo wants them to be together ALONE- He even tried rejecting the idea of them attending the banquet, obviously finding every excuse not too- Not bringing fancy clothes, complaining. He was obviously upset at the fact Kirishima bought suits for them, meaning he’s going to have to go with him now (because he’s a freaking simp). Which means plans, ruined. Not for Kiri tho!!

I see a lot of people mention the fact that Bakugo is letting Kirishima lead the way- Which makes this even MORE hysterical- Is this his attempt at trying to salvage more alone time with him? I’m pretty sure Bakugo could find the way, but no, he’s purposely letting them get lost so he can have more time with him. And I bet you Kirishima is feeling awkward he can’t find the banquet to make whatever moves on the Pomeranian this disaster gay has planned, and probably thinks Baku is annoyed because he’s “wasting his time” (Little does he know).

SO JUST IMAGINE BAKUGO TRYING DESPERATELY TO GET KIRISHIMA ALL ALONE BUT KIRISHIMA WANTS THEM TO GO TO A BANQUET AND THEY’RE BOTH OBLIVIOUS TO EACH OTHERS VERY OBVIOUS ATTEMPTS AT FLIRTING, PROBABLY THINKING THE OTHER EITHER DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT, OR SEES IT AS A FRIENDLY HANGOUT.

AND IT IS THE MOST HYSTERICAL THING EVER.