#ididot

[t0rn4d0273]

headcanon: team hero and team dark all made bets on sonadow

(sonic walks in)

Tails: so, how’d it go

Sonic (slightly stunned): he said yes

Tails: (holds out his hand)

Knuckles: (angrily hands over his five)

(shadow bursts into rouges room)

Shadow (panicking): rouge help

Rouge: how was your meeting?

Shadow (gay panicking): I said yes to dating him.

Rouge: (pauses) omega owes me a 20

More because im bored (they progressively get more shitposty)

(after a fight, sonic stumbles slightly. shadow immediately scoops him into his arms and bridal carries him to a nearby rock or smt so he can sit down.)

Rouge (smirking): tails.

Tails: (hands over a five, annoyed)

(Sonic bothering/flirting with shadow while he’s at his desk, trying to do paperwork or smt)

Rouge (standing and observing): how much for shadow flirting back?

Towers (“getting some water”): $10 says he doesnt

Rouge: you’re on

(She won)

(movie night at the wachowski house. midway through the movie, Sonic buried himself in shadows shoulder and fell asleep)

Maddie (putting her hand out): pay up

Tom: (sighing, he pulls out his wallet and puts down a five)

(At the other side of the couch)

Knuckles (holding out his hand): HA.

Tails: (slips him a five, annoyed)

(JOKE ONES)

(At one of Amy’s party’s, the two step outside to go get paper towels or something)

Rouge: five dollars says I walk out there and they’re making out

Amy: you’re on.

rouge (joking): sooo, how does Sonic taste

Shadow: good.

(Rouge chokes on her drink. Beside her, omega slides a five down the table to shadow)

[arthur-lesters-spinal-cord]

A smoking gun drawing I did on new years eve. There was meant to be an Arthur dying in the corner while they were snogging silly style, but i forgot.

You can blame @allseeingharlequin for this one. Sorry i never got round to finishing it but heres the husbands <3

[brodyfoxxsmassivetits]

he's smarter than he looks! but he don't look so smart.

drew punk Jon a bit ago but found art n made final passes of it 2day :3(also some doodles...some more rough then others </3 :( )))

I really like!!! Having two versions of finished art just so I can do whatever I want with one n mess around x9!

that new(I think) that handsome devil album is rlly good

[skelieology]

⁉️ Postman making lil’ postman art? In 2024? Remarkable❗️

Postman & Aaron O’ Nare dialogue snippet under the tab 👍

Aaron O’ Nare: “Oh I love surprises, let me see!”

Postman: “Oh woah- hey!”

Aaron: “‘And there, sat ever so cutely on top of an envelope like a puppy in a tea cup, was’ -my friend- ‘Postman, being held by a much larger Postman. This tiny one that caught the bigger Postman’s gaze was somewhere around the size of a stamp.’ What a neat little surprise! Oh I do wonder how this little guys story will unfold…”

Postman: “Me too. Since you’re so good at stating the obvious though, do you mind telling me what he’s doing in my mailbag?”

Aaron: “That, I cannot answer. I do find it unfair however that the creator gave you a mini version of yourself but not me. Don’t I look so marketable with my shiny green tie and hat?”

Postman: “… I seriously don’t see what’s so cool about my wall that you have to stop and wink at it whenever you make a witty joke, but if it keeps you in the post office longer, then flirt with it all you’d like.”

Aaron: “It’s quite an enjoyable activity actually! I wouldn’t suggest you do the same though, the little you leaped away out the window while you took your eyes off him.”

Postman: “Sure ma- Sorry what was that last part? … Are you kidding the little guy was right here!”

Aaron: “Better go look for hiiiiim. Who knows, he might be eaten by boxhawks!”

Postman: “What?!”

Aaron: “It’s time to live up to your card description! I’ll see you there.

‘And Aaron disappears before Postman could say another word’.”

Postman: Sigh… “If only being a town hero was a part of my pay.”

[eclown4hire]

weird little thang

[random-remzy]

It happened again-

Chat, it happened again...

i got emotionally attached to 2D fictional boys.

now the show's over and i donæt want it to be.

[agenderboy]

going to bed GOODNIGTH. thinking about my galactic yuri. and wren in general. hate that idiot

[noxx-33i]

YOU. YOU GET ME. YOU FUCKING GET ME. I have this playlist for when I play phighting cause I developed the hbait of muting the game and listening to Spotify from my Be A Parkour Ninja era and I literally have the entire punk tactics album in it/srs IT IS MOSTLY PUNK TACTICS THEN SOME WHOKILLEDXIX STUFF AND SONGS FROM TMNT THAT'S IT AND I LISTEN TO THAT PLAYLIST RELIGIOUSLY.

I like to think Kill Bill is them singing about Katana cause of the "KILL BILL SAMURAI RUNNIN' RIGHT THROUGH YA!" fjfkkskfkfkskkdk

It's gotten to the point where If you played a random song from that album I could probably guess which song it is. I'VE WOKEN UP WITH THEIR SONGS PLAYING IN MY HEAD WAY TOO MANY FUCKING TIMES THEIR LYRICS AND BEATS LIVE RENT FREE IN MY HEAD AND IN TURN SO DOES RGB TRIO IT'S INSANE.

— absolutely definitely not @spiderwebd (trust trust)

oh my god I USED TO MUTE MY GAMES TOO JUST SO I CAN LISTEN TO MY PLAYLISTS i cant do it on phighting tho... the songs r too good to miss out

WHOKILLEDXIX IS SO BASED!!!!! KILL BILL MENTION??? WITH KATANA RAAGGHHHAH ur so right. ARAHAHHHHHHHHH IM SO GIDDY

[nofr1lls]

yeah ofc they fucking made a girlpower barbie movie and everyones fav character is ken. fuck everyonw

[naive-petals]

Small size never but friendly remindwr if your muse gets close to Rose, assuming she has a mom in said verse ever this idiot will call you aunt/uncle

[queerponcho]

literally same-

When you realize that the current toxic relationship in your life is…your place of employment

[god-offical]

Hi. I am an asexual.

On befalf of like. literally almost every other ace person (except for that one ididot apparantly) I sincerely apologize for that one persons behaviour.

I'd like you to know that a lot of female-aligned asexuals are also lesbians and a lot of asexuals are also trans. So please don't let that one annoying indevidual sour your view of our small corner of the queer community.

(i myself am unlabled and genderqueer, but thats beside the point)

I am also religious, and like. I have absolutely NO problem with the fact that you run this gimmick blog?? Like. that is an... interesting thing to be upset abput???? You're funny? people don't like humor?????

But regardless. I love your blog. I know there are a ton of other people who also love your blog! Dont let one pretentious bastard ruin your day. Its Ides of March FOR YOUR SAKE!

But uh- yeah.

Lots of love from (at least one) asexual!

Thank you <3333

Have uhm.

This photo I took of my ramen water boiling

Yes, that’ll be a good gift 👍

[kanroji-san]

Kyojuro!Y/n AU

Jack: *Smilling going to training grounds to see his lovers*Hey just double checking you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night, right? Im dying to go to that new place-...

Her&Kyojuro!Y/n:*Head empty-No thoughts, Blinking one eye at a time, looking happily at his face and smiling like ididots*...( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

Jack: Oh right, sorry-*Coughs and with a baby voice, rubbing his belly*DINNER?~

Jack:*Showing calendar day for tomorrow with his phone, still using baby voice*TOMORROW?~

Jack:*Pointing at self*ME?~-

Her&Kyojuro!Y/n:*Eyes light up and jumping towards him* YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

[bunnybunbun0]

Our love is god|Homelander x Reader

Warnings: Canon typical violence (though i could easily classify this as yandere homelander,but again,its homelander,we know how pookie is), reader gets SAd (booty slap and unfortunate comments),murder,they kiss in a sweet way,ididots in love,reader sort of let herself be tainted to be like homelander.

Summary: On the thrill of your new dream job,being closer and closer to homelander himself was not on your mind. Sooner rather than later you realize that for him this isn't just about attraction. Maybe you realized it too late.

A/N: English is not my first language so be kind! reader is coursing pharmacy in this because thats what im coursing and us pill making girlies dont get the attention we deserve. also this is being typed from the computer lab im supposed to be doing my capstone project in. Im too much of a theater kid to let the chance of writing this slide.

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That wasn't supposed to happen. It wasn't how it started and it was definetely not what you expected to happen after your last talk.

Let's get it from the begining shall we?

After being accepted into your dream pharmacy college, getting an internship at Vought labs was the best news of your life. You didn't even cared about looking like a rookie, putting on your best pair of pants, slicking your hair back on a neatly perfect bun,and even cracking up your brand new lab coat your mother gifted you,your full name beautifully embroided on the breast pocket.

Your stomach burned with cold waves of nervousness on the walk through the sterile white halls that connected the lab with the rest of the building. Ashley, the CEO who gave you the tour,walked fast, making it hard to keep up the pace,that was until a strong earth breaking call of her name stopped her dead on her tracks.

From the corner of the long hall, a red white and blue shadow struted to the tall woman next to you like a raging bull, angered by something you couldn't quite comprehend,since all the words coming from his mouth,fell silent on your ears. Now, you weren't the type to swoon over blonde muscular super heroes, but seeing THE Homelander in person standing in all his glory in front of you was a complete different experience.

The sparkle in his cerulean blue eyes was much more shinier, his hair was flawless even in its messy hairdo, the tight material of his suit making his already toned chest and thighs the much more visible. You only snapped out of your haze when you realized he was also staring at you.

"Well? You're not gonna introduce us?" he asked Ashley, now in a polite tone, hands neatly crossed in his back,never taking his analizyng gaze off of you.

"The new intern?" She asked with surprised confusion, his sudden interest in someone other than himself being foreign to her.

"A new addition to the ever growing family huh? Welcome sweetheart! I'm sure i don't need presentations,and your name is?"

Being Homelander's new sweetheart protegee was not in your bingo of things you'd face on this internship,however,being the only female in the lab crew was expected as it has happened a lot more than you'd like. Only this time it was far worse than the last few.

You were used to being treated like a small little thing who couldnt lift heavy boxes of chemicals,or the constant help offer when dealing with machinery,what you hated the most was definetely having all your calculus double checked or being treated like a human dishwasher when it came to the time of cleaning up beckers and tube tests. but this time they have gone way too far.

It was Kurt. Always fucking kurt. He noticed you from day one,plaguing you with suggestive jokes,whistles,and not so subtle glances at your behind when you bend over to check on something.

You could relevate it,turning a blind eye to that,thinking only about the stable payment,and how bright your curriculum will be with Vought labs experience in it. But having your behind smacked because "Sorry sweetheart! Couldnt help having a feel with such a juicy peach around all day,it was bound to happen sometime huh?" as Kurt laughed and so did his equally idiotic mates,that was where you drew the line!

After the initial pang of shock dissipated all you managed to do was excuse yourself and sprint out of the lab,followed by the laughter and whistles mocking her reaction,still in gloves and a hair net,running up the halls to the breakroom;she shut the door tightly leaning on it sighing her frustrations out.

"Hey" the overly enthusiastic salute from the blonde snapped her back to the present moment "you look different,did something new to your hair?" he asked with a grin,messing with her about the safety gear still on.

"very funny!" you retorted ironically,the sound of latex gloves being snapped off filling the room as she slumped on the couch "what are you doing here anyways?" she asked.

"I was waiting for you." you blood ran cold.

Your feeling for him have been on a constant growing tanget;his daily good mornings,good afternoons and good evenings,always accompained of an overpriced coffe or a sweet treat,the way he'd walk you from the parking lot to the lab each morning,and from the lab to the parking lot after your every shift.

"what for?"

"we need to talk; I need to talk to you..." oh god it's happening,it's really,truly,undeniably happening right in front of your own two eyes.

"right...what is it you need?" you kept your voice steady besides the shaking on your leg.

"I...youre a very different person...from anyone ive ever met..." confusion took your features,were you being called weird again? He was quick in reassuring you, realizing you were getting the wrong idea.

"i mean it in the sense that you make me feel different...more..weak...pathetic..." "soft" you mirrored the voice coming from him.

To say you were surprised would be the understatement of the century. Nerdy girls like you don't have their feelings reciprocated so often,specially not by muscular prince like super heroes,it felt like something was cosmically out of place,your ever so rational brain would have detect something was fishy,had your horrible day not clouded your mind leaving you desperate for a hero.

"wow i...i never expected to hear something like this...specially from you...i thought...i thought i was delusional for catching feelings so easily" you chuckled shyly avoiding his gaze from your blossoming cheeks.

the blonde man's ears perked up at hearing your mention of feelings,that was all he needed to hear to ignore the trivial worries about feeling too much "human emotions",all he cared about was that you felt it too,and now he had a green light.

he grabbed your chin with a gentleness foreign to him,lifting up your head so you could look him in the eyes,the few seconds you spent looking at each otheer felt like hours,until the thin glass wall broke and he sealed both your lips. the kiss was slow,love and adoration dripping from the way he touched you, thumb circling your hips on a sweet caress.

okay, that kiss was definetely not on your bingo, but that doesnt mean you didnt liked it. teh two of you felt closed off in a small world that only fit you two eye to eye, two smiling idiots who took to long to kiss and had no idea on what to say to each other.

"yknow being here with you like this...it makes me nearly forget the crappy day i had today" you say in a low dreamly voice,that shiny glint in your eyes.

but johns smile faltered for a moment. he was not happy at all to hear you had a bad day, in his eyes, his perfect angel deserved nothing but absolutely perfect days 24/7, even if he had to make sure of it himself.

"what do you mean crappy day? what happened? are you okay?" he pulled away from you slowly to look you up and down to make sure you didnt have any injuries or any visible issue.

at his concerned look, you knew you fucked up. its not that he was a bad person,really, but when people he loved seemed to be in tough situations he tends to...take things a bit too far...maybe way too far sometimes.

"im okay dont worry,its just...being the only girl in a lab full of men can be more challenging than i thought" the ache in your heart didnt allow you to lie to him about what truly occured.

"what have those fucking nerds done to you?! i swear baby theyre just jealous of how much brighter you are that they could ever be!" he holds your face with both his hands; its impressive how fast his mood soured and how passionate he could be about defending you, yet none of this could let you not sense the hidden compliment in his words.

he found you smart. a man. *the* man. he found you smarter than any other scientist on the lab; smarter than any other *men* in the lab.

"you...you really think im that smart?" you asked softly, feeling truly appreciated since the first day of this god forsaken job. his eyes softened once again as he stroked your cheek with his thumb.

"i think youre the smartest girl in the whole wide world...and i think those idiots deserve to be punished..." both his voice and eyes darkened at the mention of it.

"what do you mean? youre gonna fire them?" concerned laced your voice,although you loved the thought of those disgusting pervs getting what they deseve, you cant help but worry about their oblivious wives and children at home relying on their monthly paycheck.

"we could make them think i will" he said with a malicious grin "if i give them a talking to stern enough im sure theyll never dare say a word to you anymore" he inched closer to you,rubbing your cheek once more with pure adoration in his ways "they made you cry...but that will end tonight"

when you re-entered the lab saying all the lab staff had been called up to the roof of the building,you felt like playing a high school again after all these years. like an evil prom queen being mean to the nerds on the science club.

on the elevator ride tall figures with lab coats still gribbed devilishy while looking at you, as if sensing the humiliation radiating from your body,the only thought conforting you for being in a situation like this was the thought of homelander being upstairs to defend you.

like a damsel in distress you kept your head down the whole elevator way up,sighing audibly in relief when the doors slide open to reveal the roof and of course the man you were craving to see standing there,on his back,imposing as ever with the american flag swaying on his big broad shoulders.

he turned around at the sound of your arrivals, smiling fakely like all the tv presentations hes ever done.

"ah! just the people i wanted to see! the big brains in the building huh? hows my favorite lab rats doing?" he asks moving theatrically,patting the back of the very confused men that looked around trying to understand what the hell was going on.

"so, it has come to my attention this lovely lady right here" he stood tall behind you rubbing your shoulders,his imponent presence nearly engulfing you whole "has been having a hard time when it comes to peacefully doing her job while sharing a lab with you" his fake smile not stopping the sense of an over laying threat behind those words.

kurt was yet again the first one to retaliate.

"shes having a hard time?" kurt scoffed "think about trying to focus on dammed pills while shes in there with us,am i right?" he trid to evoke a commotion amongst his peers,not as succeful as it was in the lab now that it was common knowledge that the homelander himself was not on board with you being picked on.

"i beg you pardon?" asked john,voice a bit more menacing now that he had a suspicion of what was really going on.

"hey,i get it man,man to man,ill lay off" kurt really didnt knew when to shut his big mouth did he? "lucky you to that all that for yourself" he motioned his hands in your reaction, referring to your body as if it was a product to be auctioned off. "i mean,id be mad too, if i founbd out someone took a feel of my girl's peach yknow?" she said with a low ironic chuckle.

okay,maybe it was your fault,maybe you should have been more direct as to what happened earlier,maybe you should have taken it to maeve or even ashley instead of him,or maybe you shouldnt even have mentioned anything to the blonde,but now it was too late for any of that.

you could feel his chest get tougher behind you as he inhaled sharply trying and failing to control his anger towards the imprudent man; next thing you could feel was a warm feeling by your right year,as if the sun had changed positions just to warm you up,turns out it was john,seconds before turning kurts head into a pile of blood and brain mush.

guts spilled evrywhere,and besides the yelling all around and the fact you could feel a piece of someones previous cerebellum stuck to your cheek,you felt frozen,as john chased the remaining of the scientists likie a mad man.

chris and brandon were now nothing but bodies on the roof,one propped up on tha wall gurgling on his own blood as lots of it were draining from the whole on his throat,as the other had his neck bent in such an inhuman way he passed with eyes wide open.

enraged and with glowing red eyes the supe approached trent, the last man alive as he crawled pathetically on the floor covered on his peers blood and guts, while his own wounds left him on the break of death.

"I DONT UNDERSTAND!" trent screamed,seeing as the number one role model americas hero just brutally murdered threee people in front of him because of some woman.

"we can start and finish wars,so dont go around starting what you cant finish" he got dangerously more close to the frightened dying man that "you see" he continued,surprisingly calm for someone commiting horrid acts "the dinosaurs choked on the dust,they died because god said they must...and so will you

"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN ME-" trent didnt have a moment to finish his sentence a red laser bean crossed his heart apart.

it took moments of silence for you to register the whole thing was over,that everyone you worked with tha past few months were now dead,and that the man you le was the responsible one for all of that.

a horrid and late scream of fear and anguish left your throat caughting johns attention, he approached you in a much calmer way he had the men before crading you in his arms as you shook in confusion.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?!"

Following the sound of your horrified voice he peulled to look at you,bloodstained hands caressing your cheeks.

"I worship you" he muttered with as much sincerety in his heart as he could have "i'd trade my life for yours. And now that they disappeared,we can raise our new lifes here. i can make it so that youre the new head of the labs,would you like tha,huh? my smart girl,the head of vought labs,doesnt that sound beautiful?"

It did sound beautiful,your name ,as the head of the biggest pharmaceutical industry in the country,maybe of the whole world, and the men that tormented you everyday would never do it again, to you or anyone else. Aand youd do all that with the man you loved the most by your side everyday.

The entirety of the situation wasnt feeling as bad anymore, the red on your clothes being nothing but a sticky,crinsom act of love.

"Honey don't you see it? with your brains and my strenght, we can do anything we desire,we'll build the world again! Honey..." he looked so deep in your eyes it got you dizzy for a while "our love is God"

Yeah that was it. Im on that phase of my life where i hate everything i write but at the same time i wanna try so eeehhh, thank you for reading it! i was proofreading it but got lazy midway so sorry for any mistakes!

[petrow1tch]

to build a parasocial relationship you need a parasocial relationbrick.... just one. did you fucking think we're building ships out of bricks? no. ididot. we're gonna fondle it

[amybizarre]

Priest (Room For Rent P1)

(No angst in this one. Priest is just being a wholesome guy, who's always happy to help a college student. :)   ) ________________________________________

You were both: Distraught and angry. Perhaps you were also greatly disappointed in society and the people you were supposed to call superiors. It has been proven to you, that even ididots can make their way to high-ranking positions. Through an epic failure of course.

Perhaps the biggest failure in all of college-organizing history. Well, your personal history at least.

You had applied for a college course in literature and creative writing in this town. Which meant you had to move out of your parents' house. Buuuut you didn't have the money for an apartment yet, so a dorm room at college would have to do.

Except some useless twat had fucked up your papers and the organization. In your acceptance letter they had promised you a dorm room at campus. But when you had arrived at your new college, luggage in tow and excited to start the next day, the staff had told you there was no room available under your name. First you had thought it was a simple spelling mistake, which rendered them unable to find your name. Sadly that hadn't been the case. They downright forgot you. And all dorm rooms were full. No capacities for you.

Now here you were. In a strange town, on the street with your heavy suitcase. Not enough money for a hotel room. And the sun setting behind the buildings.

Honestly, you wanted to cry. Instead you forced yourself to stay calm as you called your mom for advice. Otherwise the poor woman wouldn't understand you through your histerical sobbing and call the emrgency hotline for you. The phone rang a couple times, before she picked up.

"Hey honey! Did you arrive well? Is your college room nice?"

"No! These idiotic fools forgot to give me a room!" So much for staying calm.

"What?"

"I'm on the fucking street, mom-"

"Don't fret, love. Get a hotel room for tonight," she advised.

Unfortunately you had thought of that already.

"I already called the open ones in town. They're all too expensive." Your voice wavered a little, threatening to break.

"Oh no-," was all she could say, followed by a beat of silence. You heard her fumble with a few things.

"Honey, there's a church in town, right?"

"Yes..?" You were unsure about where this was going.

"Try ask them for assistance. They're usually very hospitable."

Your jaw almost hit the floor. Of course she would suggest the church! She always had been a very religious person.

"I'm sorry, what? The church is probably closed by now! I'm not gonna find them-"

"Now, now, honey. Each church has a rectory. If the priest isn't in the church, he'll be there."

"Is that, like... His home then?" You felt incredibly awkward just thinking about knocking on a stranger's door, asking for a place to stay.

Your mother hummed in confirmation. "That's right. A rectory usually holds the offices and living quarters for the church staff. Try talking to someone there. If they can't help you, call me again and I will pick you up and get you home."

"Ermmmm... I dunno about this one, mom..." You chewed your lip nervously. You rathered her to just pick you up either way. 

"You'll be okay honey. Give it a try now, before it becomes too late. Love you." With that she hung up on you.

You lowered your phone and stared at it in disbelief. Okay, not the best thing your mother has ever done. You sighed in exasperation.

What now? Should you actually follow her advice? Church staff usually is very friendly, right...?

Thankfully you wouldn't have to search for long, because the local priest was coincidentally strolling down the street you were loosing your mind on. He was just on a casual evening walk, when he saw you on the other side of the street, suitcase by your feet.

He wondered why you seemed so distressed. Being the helpful citizen and responsible priest he was, he crossed the street to talk to you.

Noticing a stranger approach you, you looked up alarmed. You eyed the man cautiously, subconsciously grabbing your luggage just in case. He was dressed entirely in black. First this was alarming to you, but then you noticed his dress shirt had this typical collar priests wore. Plus: There was his golden necklace with a pretty elaborate looking cross on it. You raised an eyebrow at him. He however just smiled patiently and introduced himself.

"Good evening, my dear. My name is Wally Darling. I'm the local priest."

Yeah, you kinda guessed that, based of his appearance. Then again, you could never be sure, if you ran into a fraud or not. Trying your best to be polite, you also introduced yourself. Mr Darling nodded and smiled.

"You have a wonderful name, dear. It suits you well."

You smiled back at him. Maybe he wasn't so bad. "Thank you, sir."

"I noticed you were looking a little stressed out here. And I thought I'd come over and talk to you to see if you need any assistance?" He tilted his head slightly, a worried crease appearing between his eyebrows.

You sighed before telling him about your dilemma and how you would like to strangle the collage staff right now, guesturing along to your explanations. He only got more worried as you did so. Especially at the strangling part.

"That's a.... Very infuriating situation to be in," he admitted after you were done, shifting his weight onto the other foot, "And your mother advised you to ask me for help?"

You nodded with a solemn expression. "Yup. Sooo... Got any ideas on what I can do-?"

He thought for a moment, tapping his chin. "Mh... In terms of theoretical advice... Not really. In terms of practical help? Maybe? Depends on how comfortable you are with my suggestion."

"Go on..." You prompted him, honestly growing a little desperate to get out of this misery of a day you were having.

"I have a guest room at my house, that's always free for people in a pickle like you. It's not much, but cozy. You could sleep there for tonight or as long as you need to."

Housemates with a priest, huh? Sounds like a reality show waiting to happen, you thought to yourself.

Naturally you weren't keen on sleeping at a stranger's place. Then again, what other options did you have? Going back home and missing the first days of college? Hell nah. You were way to excited for this course.

Mr Darling noticed your hesitance and quickly held up his hands. "Look, I know this sounds a little sketchy. How about this? I can show you my home and said room. You can take a look and back out at any time you'd like. I promise I won't feel offended!"

You squinted your eyes at him. He seemed to be genuine... With another sigh you agreed to his offer. "I guess taking a look won't hurt."

He smiled and his shoulders relaxed.

"Wonderful, dear. Come now, it's not far." He began leading the way.

You grabbed your suitcase and followed him. He glanced over his shoulder and saw you struggling with it.

"Ah, my bad- Here, let me help." He offered to help you with your luggage, which you accepted.

"Thank you, Mr Darling."

"Oh dear, please! Don't call me that. Wally will do just fine."

He had to assure you multiple times, that it was okay, before you reluctantly gave in.

After roughly 30 minutes of walking, the two of you reached a cozy looking house. Sure, it was a little "old-timey" and on the smaller side, but definitely had its charms.

Also, the church was right across the street.

Okay, noted.

Wally went up the steps to the front door and fumbled around with his keys. You found yourself wondering what a priest's house would even look like. Would there be religious items in every room? Or just a couple?

Your unspoken questions were answered soon, when Wally unlocked and opened the front door for you. Helping you with your suit case once more, he beckoned you inside.

Curiously, you entered his home. The interior was as old fashioned as the exterior. (Meaning it reminded you of your granny's house.) The dark, wooden floors and floral wallpaper, coupled with vintage furntiture and plush carpets however, gave off a very homely feel.

You liked it.

Didn't seem to be the kind of house, where people got kidnapped in-

"Your house is very nice," you complimented the space, while taking off your shoes.

This made Wally very happy. He practically beamed as he closed the door.

"Thank you, dear. I'm glad you like it. This house has been in my family's care for generations now. Not every visitor is appreciative of its style. So, I'm relieved that you are!"

You smiled back at the happy priest. Behind him, you saw a cross right above the front door. Ah, there's the religious decor you've been wondering about. He followed your gaze and chuckled.

"Yes, this house is protected by our loving God. Home."

"Home?" You asked in return. "Haven't heard of him yet."

"Ah, no shame in that, dear. We are a fairly small community after all." Wally waved it off. "I could tell you all about him though, if you're interested?"

You shrugged. "Sure why not? Just... Later, maybe?"

He nodded. "No problem at all. I should probably show you your room first, hm?"

Wally brought you upstairs, where the bathroom, master bedroom and guest room were. You stepped into the guest room and inspected it, with Wally watching you curiously from the door.

The room's style fell into the same category as the rest of the house. All complete with a bed, bedside table, lamp, desk, closet, a plant and a shelf. The window looked out at the church. Perfect opportunity to stalk the church goers on Sunday mornings, you noted with a chuckle. Another thing you noticed was the lack of religious decor. Probably to keep anyone comfortable, who wasn't religious.

"What do you say?" Wally asked after a few moments.

"I like it." You admitted. "And it's really okay if I stay here for now?"

Wally smiled once more. This time with a warm glint in his eyes. "Of course it's okay, dear. As a priest, I am always happy to help those in need." He told you, placing a hand on the cross around his neck.

"Right. There's just two last things I'm worried about." You glanced at him sheepishly.

He nodded, a bit more serious now. "Tell me about it. I'm sure we'll be able to find solutions to each problem."

"Well, first of all, I'm not religious at all."

"Oh."

"And, uhm, I'm not sure if that poses a problem to you..."

He scratched his neck. "Well... To me it's not a problem. I cannot and will not force you to participate in my beliefs. I will however carry out my usual prayers and routines in my house. I guess the question is if you have a problem with that?"

You quickly wave your hands in front of your chest. "Nono! Not at all! I'm fine with that!"

"Then we don't have a problem, dear." Wally concluded.

You were relieved.

"The second thing I'm worried about is rent. How much do I have to pay you per month?"

Wally hummed. "How much would your dorm room have cost you?"

"1.200 bucks a month."

His eyes widened. "1.200?? Per month? For one measly room?"

"Yep. And it would have been a shared room, so the college would have earned  double per room and month," you deapanned, making Wally shake his head.

"That's hardly acceptable!"

"Tell me about it."

He sighed. "I'd say we keep it simple, but calculating this won't be simple for me. If you want to stay here, we just split the bills and I'll be happy."

"Soo, that means means half the costs for electricity, water and food?" You asked to make sure.

"Yes. And you help me with household chores every now and then."

You pondered the offer for a little, before nodding. "Sounds fair to me. I'm in."

Both of you shook hands and it was a deal. You officially moved into a priest's house and were his... Roommate? Housemate? Housemate. You were his housemate now.

This surely would be an interesting experience to make.