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Foursome Between Reader, Taleisin, Alex, and Callon

Otherwise known as non-edited eebee gooning for 4K words

Tags/Warnings: Bisexual MMMF, squirting, group sex, sharing/swapping, unprotected sex, dom/sub dynamics, praise, frotting, face sitting, sort of cucking but not rly? Idk man I’m gooning.

It started as a joke.

You and Taleisin had hooked up in one of the practice rooms, only to find Alex and Callon doing the same damn thing. The first time you had all walked out at the same time with tired expressions, it was nothing less than awkward. Yet by the third time, it was hard not to find it funny.

“At this point, we might as well just all be in the same room,” Taleisin joked. He didn’t even realize the connotation behind what he’d said until the words came out of his mouth.

Callon seemed unphased, “I’d be into it,” he said with a casual shrug.

Of course, it wasn’t that simple. For one, just finding a time everyone’s schedules lined up was trickier than anticipated, especially when Callon’s job seemed to have him ‘on-call’. The next challenge was figuring out how a foursome between you, two bisexual men, and (presumably) a straight man would work.

🔵: Tali do you like boys

🧡: uhhhhhh

🧡: I mean idk I’ve never really thought abt it and I’ve only ever dated my girlfriend

🔵: mmk let me rephrase that

🔵: tali do you wanna fuck me

🧡: UHHHHHHHH

You didn’t want Taleisin, sweet innocent Taleisin, to do anything he was uncomfortable with. However…you did kind of want to see him rail his femboy best friend.

🩷: If you wanted to, I’d be okay with it. But you don’t have to

🔵: ya idgaf either way

🔵: it kinda just determines how many condoms we need

🔵: I don’t want your girlfriend to get an infection

🔵: it’s not like porn where you can just go back and forth

🧡: ohhhhh

🧡: uhh can I think about it

🔵: yeah ofc

🔵: and if you wanna stop at any point that’s totally fine

🩷: maybe it’s best if you got fucked last?

🔵: maybe, idk

🔴: My thought is start with everyone with their respective partners just so everyone is comfortable, then maybe try swapping if Tali was into it, then we can try more adventurous stuff. I know Callon likes being the center of attention, but I think it’d be best if me (and potentially Tali) fuck him last

🔵: oh bro has a plan

🔵: I can’t believe you did your sex homework that’s crazy work

🔴: shut up

🔴: but physiologically speaking, Tali and Callon should last the longest

🔵: ‘physiologically speaking’

🔵: you and your big words 💙

There were plenty of ideas, and so long as anyone that fucked Callon used a condom, you’d be able to take anyone you pleased.

🔵: just because I haven’t topped in forever doesn’t mean I can’t fuck the shit out of you

🩷: no offense but

🩷: I severely doubt that LOL

🧡: I have decided

🧡: I am going to give it a shot 🫡

🧡: idk if I’m into guys but like I’ve never tried it so I guess we’ll find out??

🔵: not sure if that’s how that works but ok!

Soon enough, the four of you were in a hotel room with a king size bed, unsure of what to do. It was awkwardly silent at first, no one wanting to be the first one to make a move.

“Well,” Callon awkwardly cleared his throat, “wonderful weather we’re having.”

“Shut up,” Alex mumbled, pinning Callon to the bed and starting to kiss him, the sound of Callon laughing slipping out between kisses.

You took a moment just to watch, as if to study them. Both of their eyes closed, yet their hands knew exactly where to go. You turned to Taleisin, pulling him in for a kiss. You were close enough where you could feel his heart beating, nearly the same speed it had when you first slept with him. He laid back on the bed next to Callon, and you leaned down to kiss him, grinding your ass against his cock. Even though he was nervous, he was already hard.

You pulled away, starting to undress him as you took his belt off, pulling his pants and underwear away.

“Holy fuck, that’s…” you heard Callon speak up, looking over at Taleisin’s hard cock.

“What?” He asked, confused.

“I think you’re the biggest out of all of us, I didn’t expect that to be honest,” Callon laughed.

Taleisin wasn’t sure how to respond, but you made sure he didn’t need to, sucking on the head of his cock as you slowly took all of it in your mouth, bobbing your head back and forth. He let out a hesitant moan, still a little shy as you sucked him off in front of his closest friends.

While you continued to please him, Callon and Alex undressed, each stroking each other’s cocks.

“You know, I don’t think we need lube just yet.”

Callon’s eyes widened, “yeah, I dare you to say that again.”

“Shh, just be patient,” he said, caressing his face before walking behind you. As you dutifully sucked Taleisin’s cock, he pulled down your skirt, feeling your wet pussy through your panties. He grinned, pulling your panties down and rubbing the head of his cock against your wet cunt. You felt his hand move toward your neck, pushing your head down further onto Taleisin’s cock. “You just keep doing what you’re doing,” he whispered before pushing his thick cock inside you. You let out a muffled moan, feeling yourself adjust to its size. Alex pushed your head back down again, “don’t stop, keep sucking him off.” He started to move, and focusing on blowing Tali’s was getting more and more difficult.

Callon watched as Alex fucked you, the way each thrust pushed you forward. He stroked his own cock, wet and dripping with precum. He turned to Tali, listening as his moans slowly got louder; he was starting to relax. “Tali,” he said in a whisper, trying to break his attention.

“I…huh?” He could barely focus, the feeling of your mouth intoxicating.

“We can make out, if you want. We don’t have to,” Callon asked, continuing to stroke himself off.

“Yeah, sure,” he answered with little hesitation, and Callon placed his lips upon Taleisin’s, both moaning into each other's mouths. It was a lewd sight, the way their tongues brushed against each other while you sucked him off, all while being taken from behind.

You could feel yourself getting close; even if you hadn’t been touched too much, the situation itself made everything more sensitive. Your moans got louder, your pussy tightening against his cock.

“You cum as much as you want, go ahead,” said Alex, his voice gentle as he whispered in his ear. You weren’t sure what it was, but the way he spoke, the tone of his voice, that alone was enough to send you over the edge, cumming onto his cock. Alex pulled your head up off of Tali’s cock, making sure everyone in the room could fully hear your moans.

He pulled out of you, walking back over to Callon and rubbing their cocks together, your juices making it easy for them to move against each other. Callon had been stroking his cock for so long, just watching, feeling Alex’s warm, wet cock against his drew a whimper from his lips.

After your first orgasm, you needed another. You climbed on top of Tali, sitting on his cock with little warning. You took it with ease, stretched out and wet.

Tali broke his kiss with Callon just to let out another moan, feeling your warm pussy take all of him as he watched you ride him. He moved his hands to your sides, and you took your shirt off as you bounced on top of his cock.

Alex laid down next to Callon, moving his face towards him and kissing him, all of his attention on his partner after fucking you. He stroked Callon’s cock, rubbing the tip with his thumb as Callon fucked into his hand.

You could feel yourself getting close, leaning down and kissing Tali as you felt him move even faster. He held you down on his cock, slamming into you. “I…I’m gonna cum,” he mumbled between kisses. Before you could respond, you felt him cum inside you, letting out a loud moan as he reached his climax.

At the sight of Taleisin’s orgasm, Callon couldn’t hold on any longer, cumming all over Alex’s hand and himself. If the situation were different, it might’ve been disappointing; yet Callon and Taleisin were both elves, and could potentially cum just as many times as a human woman could, depending on the circumstances. Still, that didn’t mean they’d be able to jump right back in immediately.

The only person who hadn’t cum yet was Alex. You got off of Taleisin, laying back down on the bed as your cum dripped out of him. Alex looked back towards you before whispering in Callon’s ear. “I want to see you fuck her. Think you can do that?”

Callon nodded his head, still overwhelmed by his last orgasm. Callon moved next to you, licking and sucking on one of your nipples as Alex held his waist, slowly getting his cock hard again.

Taleisin looked confused, watching the scene unfold next to him. “What…what do I do?”

Callon giggled, still playing with your tits. “Whatever you want to do.”

He started licking your other breast, and you let out a moan as you felt both of their warm tongues glide across your nipples, sucking on them playfully. You watched as Alex started to play with Callon’s asshole, using his own cum as lube. You listened to him moan, before watching Alex get up to grab a condom, opening it with his teeth before sliding it onto his cock; he might want to fuck you again later, after all.

Callon got up, moving between your legs. He had talked a big game earlier, but now seemed nervous, letting out a sharp inhale.

Alex stood behind him, running his hands down Callon’s body, grabbing his partner’s cock and rubbing the tip across your clit. “Come on baby, you can do it,” he said, encouraging him. He let out a whimper, his lip quivering as he felt your messy pussy. You only now realized that Alex was already inside of Callon; he would fuck Callon, while Callon fucked you.

He thrusted inside of Callon, pushing Callon inside of you. Having both his asshole and his cock played with was overwhelming, his face flushed as he started to move.

Taleisin had stopped playing with your tits, watching Callon fuck you with curiosity. His cock hard once more, he knelt in front of your face, not even saying a word; yet you knew exactly what he wanted. You started to suck Taleisin’s cock once again; something about sucking his cock while being fucked felt different; it was like you could turn your brain off, allowing yourself to focus only on pleasing the cocks in front of you.

Callon lost himself in your pussy, fucking himself on Alex’s cock every time he moved to thrust in you; Alex hardly had to move at all, feeling Callon’s tight hole grip him, he knew he couldn’t hold back much longer. Callon moved faster, “I-I can’t keep going, I’m gonna cum,” he said between moans, slowing his pace.

“Just hold on a little longer,” he said, grabbing Callon’s sides and moving faster as he plowed into his asshole. He threw his head back, cumming into the condom and pulling out of Callon.

Callon pulled out of you before Alex reached around to stroke his cock, whimpering and moaning as Alex brought him to his second orgasm, pointing his cock right at your pussy as he came over your cunt. He breathed heavily, Alex kissing his neck and running his hands across his chest as he stood over you.

You weren’t sure if you could go on, you pussy stretched out and used. Taleisin pulled out of your mouth, petting your head as you took a moment to rest.

“Yeah I’m out for like, the next twenty minutes at least,” Alex said, taking the condom off and throwing it out before laying back on the bed. “Don’t let me stop you, though.”

“I might need a bit of a break,” you said in an exasperated tone, your body sore, your pussy throbbing.

“We…” Callon took a deep breath, “we can stop then, if you guys want.”

Taleisin spoke up, “I can keep going.”

You were a bit surprised at his forwardness, reaching up to slowly stroke his cock. You moved onto your knees, kissing the wet tip.

Callon crawled forward, kneeling next to you. He watched you run your tongue up and down his shaft, biting his lip. He looked back at Alex, as if waiting for approval. He nodded his head, and Callon looked up at Taleisin, “can I help?”

His tone was sweet, his phrasing innocent. “I…” Taleisin bit his lip, letting out a quiet moan. “Yeah, sure.”

Callon smiled, joining you in licking Taleisin’s cock, mirroring your motions on the other side. He started to suck one of his balls, and you started to take the head of Taleisin’s cock in your mouth. The sight of two people playing with his cock, licking, sucking, worshipping it, was unlike anything he had ever imagined.

Alex moved behind Callon, petting his hair and kissing his back as he pleased Tali. “He’s good at it, isn’t he?” Alex said, speaking of Callon as if he were his pet.

“Uh, yeah, it…it feels really good…” he mumbled, trying to hold back another moan. He breathed slow, closing his eyes for a moment as if to center himself.

Alex moved under Callon’s legs, making sure his cock didn’t go without attention. He licked the tip of it, tasting you on him before taking his cock in his mouth.

Callon moaned on Tali’s cock, and you started to move your head faster, wanting to make Tali cum again. You heard Alex slap Callon’s ass as he sucked him off, only encouraging Callon further as he sloppily licked Taleisin’s balls. You moved off of his cock and over to his balls, Callon taking your place as he moved his head back and forth.

“Good girl,” you heard Alex say, pausing from sucking him off and moving back behind him. At first, you thought he was talking to you. You looked to your side, watching as he pushed Callon down on Taleisin’s cock the same way he had to you earlier. He wasn’t talking to you, he was talking to Callon.

You listened as Tali’s breath hitched, still sucking as he came down Callon’s throat. Neither you nor Callon stopped as he came, listening to Taleisin’s whimpers.

“Fuck, fuck, oh my god,” he mumbled, Callon finally pulling away as cum dribbled from the tip of Tali’s cock to Callon’s lips. “That…that was incredible.”

“I know,” Callon smirked. “Still want to keep going?”

You moved next to Taleisin, wrapping your arms around him. “It’s up to you,” you whispered.

“Yeah…I do,” he nodded, recovering quickly. He seemed much more confident than before, maybe even excited.

Alex sat back down on the bed, and Callon laid down on his lap, Alex caressing his shoulders as Callon spread his legs, showing off his hole, stretched out and wet with your juices, his own cum used as lube.

You stroked Taleisin’s cock, guiding him towards Callon’s hole. You pulled away, kissing his neck as he rubbed the tip against his entrance.

“Go slow, I…” Callon trailed off, “yeah, just go slow.”

Taleisin slowly pushed inside, and you kissed him, feeling him moan into your mouth as Callon cried out. “That’s it,” you said between kisses.

Callon let out a moan, feeling himself stretch to for Taleisin’s cock. “Oh god, it feels so good.”

Alex leaned down, holding Callon’s hands as Tali bottomed out inside him. “Good girl, you’re taking him so well,” Alex whispered, leaning down to kiss him on the forehead.

“Now go slow,” you gently commanded. Tali nodded, starting to thrust in and out of him as Callon’s asshole gripped him tight. You moved beside them, starting to stroke Callon’s cock as Tali fucked into him.

Callon moaned, and Alex shushed him, as if comforting him. “You can handle it,” he purred, kissing him once more. Alex looked over at you, “go faster.”

You had no reason to say no, so you obliged, stroking Callon off even quicker.

“Can-Can I go faster? Please?”

Callon didn’t respond, whimpering and moaning as Alex whispered something into his ear. “Go ahead. He can take it,” he said, speaking for him.

Taleisin gripped his legs, moving faster as Callon cried out once more. “Fuck! It’s so…fuck, it’s so big.”

“Uh, sorry,” Taleisin mumbled.

“Don’t apologize,” you turned to kiss him again. “I think he likes it.”

“I think he does too,” Alex remarked, looking back down at Callon. “Do you like it?”

“Yes! Tali please don’t stop, fuck it feels so good!”

“You’re so loud, why don’t we put that mouth to use?” Alex said before looking over at you. “Come here, sit on his face.”

You gave Taleisin another kiss before crawling over, straddling Callon’s face before slowly lowering yourself down. You might’ve been sore, but the feeling of his tongue desperately moving along your cunt sent a wave of relaxation through your body.

You were now close enough to hear all the things Alex whispered to Callon. “That’s right, say thank you. She didn’t have to share him with you. Let him fuck you with his big, fat cock. Say thank you, baby.”

“Thank you,” he sputtered out, his later moans muffled by your pussy.

Taleisin’s moans we’re getting louder and louder, “I’m not gonna last much longer, where-”

“Cum on his cock,” Alex said. “Let’s see how many loads he can take.” He turned to you, “come here, I want him to see Tali cum on him.”

You nodded, moving off of him and sitting next to Alex, kissing him as Tali came all over Callon, his breathing heavier than last time as he shot white ropes across Callon’s cock and stomach.

“Can I…Can I cum? Please, please let me cum,” Callon begged, nearly in tears from pleasure.

“Go ahead, make a mess.”

He allowed himself to cum, adding yet another load to his stomach. “You know,” Alex said, petting his hair once again, “I am curious how long the both of you can go until you’re actually spent.” You always knew elves were capable of multiple rounds, but you hadn’t even seen Taleisin go for more than three at most. How much could he withstand? You weren’t sure if you could take anymore, but…you were willing to just watch.

It was fascinating, watching Taleisin lose himself in pleasure. You touched yourself, watching as Taleisin plowed into Callon yet again. Never did you think you’d be so turned on watching your boyfriend fuck his best friend, but it wasn’t necessarily the act that turned you on; it was the look of overstimulation, watching the tears fall down his face as he used Callon’s body with little abandon; just as Callon wanted.

“It’s fun to watch, isn’t it?” You heard Alex say quietly as he stroked his own cock. “It’s almost like a strange sense of pride, watching him.”

You were Taleisin’s first. He was always so sweet, so nervous. Now with the challenge of going until they couldn't anymore, he seemed desperate, drunk on pleasure. The difference between how he fucked you and how he fucked his friend was clear; he loved you. He cared about you. He wanted to make you feel good. Yet with Callon, he was nothing more than a flesh light to him. He didn’t ask if it felt good, or if he was okay. He simply fucked him, gripping onto his body tightly and taking as much of him as he could.

Perhaps you’d be able to convince him that sex didn’t always have to be sweet and loving. Perhaps you could convince him to treat you like a useless whore, just for an hour or two.

“Yeah, it is,” you said softly, your breath hitching as you played with your still sensitive pussy.

“Something tells me we might be here awhile longer. Might as well be comfortable,” he smiled.

You moved closer to him, spreading your legs further as you both touched each other. You stroked his cock as you felt him gently rub your clit.

“Maybe…one more round?”

You smiled, moving between his legs before lowering yourself down on his cock, facing away from him. “One more.”

He moved slow, still rubbing your clit as you watched the others. “Why don’t you remind him who he belongs to?”

You watched as Taleisin fucked him from behind, cumming inside him. “Taleisin, come here.”

He didn’t even question it. He pulled out of Callon, leaving him to fall back onto the bed, desperately stroking his own cock as Taleisin abandoned him to approach you. He looked up at you with obedient eyes as you sat on his friend’s cock. “Yes?”

“Please me.”

He hesitated for just a moment, before leaning forward and licking your clit as Alex slowly started to fuck you. You truly didn’t think you could take another cock in you, your body aching, but the pleasure was enough for you to ignore the pain.

Callon crawled forward, as if not wanting to be left out. Both boys licked at your pussy and the base of Alex’s cock, both drunk on lust.

Alex started to fuck you faster, your pussy so wet and messy you were already about to cum. You felt the heat beneath you, the feeling of release getting closer and closer. You let out a moan, and Alex only went faster.

“Cum all over them. They’ve earned it,” he whispered before biting your neck.

You squirted all over their faces, watching as they held their tongues out once they realized you were coming. They kept going, licking your clit as Alex moved faster; he wouldn’t last much longer either.

You listened to his moans as he came inside you, Callon eagerly licking up the cum that spilled out of you.

Maybe Taleisin and Callon could’ve gone a bit longer. Maybe not. But with the bed soaked, and half of you definitely down for the count, it was time to call it a night.

———

There were many benefits to Taleisin having a rich friend, but one you hadn’t thought of was staying in absurdly fancy hotel rooms. The four of you sat in the large, hot-tub sized bathtub, looking out the window to the city skyline.

“Can people like…see us, from here?” Asked Taleisin as he held you. You were all already naked, the question a bit late.

“No. It’s one of those like…we can see out, they can't see in, that kind of deal,” he shrugged.

“And your dad owns this hotel too?”

“Yeah. He just doesn’t come to this one as often, since it’s on the other side of the city; which is why I picked it,” he shifted onto Alex’s lap, letting out a quiet wince. “Tomorrow’s gonna hurt like a bitch…” he mumbled.

You were inclined to agree; the last round might’ve been pushing it.

“Sorry,” said Taleisin. “I might’ve gotten a bit carried away.”

“Yeah, that’s an understatement. Fuck, dude, you’re a god damn animal.”

He let out a nervous laugh, “I don’t know, I kinda just…locked in, I guess.”

You all cleaned up, and the rest of the night felt like any other hang out. You ordered food, you watched shitty movies on the couch, and thankfully, nothing felt awkward or different.

The suite contained three bedrooms; the decision early on had been made that one room would go to each couple, while the remaining room would act as ‘the sex room’; given the extent of your activities, it was a smart idea in hindsight, laying on clean sheets once you went to bed.

The two of you were now alone, laying together in bed. “So…what did you think?”

“Like, about the whole thing?”

“Yeah.”

“It was okay,” he shrugged.

“Just okay?” You laughed, playfully teasing him.

“I had fun. It was…a lot, and I’m not sure if I’d do it again, but…I enjoyed it. I don’t have any regrets.”

You smiled, trailing a finger down his chest. “So, when are you going to fuck me like that?”

He seemed confused, “like what?”

“Like how you fucked Callon. It was hot, seeing you like that. I’d love to experience it sometime.”

“I don’t know, I love you. I don’t want to hurt you, or like, disrespect you.”

You laughed, “but you’re okay with disrespecting Callon?”

“Yeah. He can be kind of annoying sometimes, so…” he shrugged. “It worked out, I guess.”

“Well, I’d love to experience that from you. Maybe I want you to disrespect me,” you spoke slowly.

“Like…like right now?”

“Maybe not now, but…tomorrow?”

He smiled, wrapping his arms around you. “Yeah, tomorrow.”

I gooned out

Kinda wanted to write more of tali and Callon fucking bc the idea of two bottoms fucking each other crying and covered in each others cum is rly hot to me. But idkkkkkkk

Hope you enjoyed it!! It was fun, especially after the gangbang scene where I didn’t rly know as much abt the other characters at the time other than reader and tali. So that’s fun

Yippee

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My name is Sharksa Shivers or Tiff, whatever, either works lol and i am migrating here now. I still have a twitter (i am not calling it X, fuck that lol, you know it's a twitter) The muskrat has been fucking up alot of shit over there so uhhhhhh might as well make another page online so people can find me cuz idk how long a burning building can stay standing so yknow...

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--- Kidnapped revolves around The Trio, a team of 3 demon fighters in training. Consisting of Sharky Sharkson, Max Bone and Kristy Miller, these 3 teenagers work towards the goal of defeating a genocidal immortal cult leader shadowdemon known as Demon Drop whenever he comes back from an alternative dimension. Training The Trio, powerful fire mer Orange Hair does her best to provide The Trio with the skills and resources they need to take down Demon Drop when he returns...Why is it called Kidnapped then? Because Orange Hair kidnapped Kristy to make this team happen and that's when our story begins, with Kristy having to come to terms with all of this...

Roomies --- Skylar is a loud and asshole-y chameleon with dreams of becoming a musician. Axel is a very nerdy and nice dog dude whos trying his best to live a good life. Together, these 2 are polar opposites and roommates...Maybe even something more in the future if Axel can figure out his true feelings for Skylar over time. These 2 get into quite alot of shenaigans and have to deal with whatever life throws at them both.

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Uhhhhhrm, will update more later lolololol

If you needa contact me, hmu lol (tho i am usually easier to reach later in the day/at night tbh...Ima lil night owl buttttttt sometimes i do have to get up earlier so yknow, i could surprise ya... XD I am in the central US timezone for ref as well...

Dividers are NOT MINE; Go check out cafekitsune for these, they got some really pretty ones lol Link to the galaxy banners: https://www.tumblr.com/cafekitsune/727305515676418048/%F0%9D%90%8F%F0%9D%90%80%F0%9D%90%93%F0%9D%90%93%F0%9D%90%84%F0%9D%90%91%F0%9D%90%8D-%F0%9D%90%81%F0%9D%90%80%F0%9D%90%8D%F0%9D%90%8D%F0%9D%90%84%F0%9D%90%91%F0%9D%90%92-galaxy

Commissions? Nope, not atm. Idk if i will ever do those tbh lol... Art trades? Depends on the timing but hmu and we'll see!! Usually I'll say yes cuz it's p fun lol. (I would prefer to know the person/be mutuals tho so i am not doing free art for Johnny Mcrando yknow?) Gift art? I am always open to peeps making art for me so you can if you want. On my end, depends lol...Maybe if i'm up for it. Do you ever do fanart? I would do so much Regular Show fanart if my brain was not fried 24/7 with Kidnapped stuff so...dfhjfdhjfdhfd I wouldn't follow me for the hopes of that alas but perhaps someday, i have done it before!! :p When tf you gonna upload you twat?? Whenever i have stuff, do not stress me plz, i beg lol. I do gotta draw, it keeps my mental health stable but also uhhhhhhhhh it's done when it's done babycakes uwu

[sohotthateveryonedied]

Fic Writer Interview

thanks @allthebooksandcrannies for tagging me!!

How many works do you have on AO3: 160!! yes i have a problem

Total AO3 word count: 844,446 oh god

How many fandoms have you written for and what are they?: 5 i think? dc comics, young justice, voltron, the teen titans cartoon once, and that one tiny fic i did for the lunar chronicles which is the only time i ever strayed from my fic-writing comfort zone lmao

Top 5 Fics (by number of kudos): the #1 fic is "obedience" with 3395 kudos, #2 is "don't touch me," #3 is "no pain, all gain," #4 is "hi bi, i'm dad," and #5 is "the same mistake twice" with 1353 kudos

Do I respond to comments, why or why not: i tried to respond to all of my comments at one point, but it was a lot of work to keep up and eventually i just gave up after a month of that. nowadays i try to respond to the longer comments that people put actual effort into or if they have a question or something

Do I write crossovers (and if so, what is the craziest?): nope nope nope. it's just not my thing (unless you count the ones where i give characters plots or traits from other forms of media like my "tim sees ghosts" au but that's about as crossover-y as it gets) (also julie and i come up with crossover ideas all the time but for my real, public writing, it's a hard no)

Have I ever received hate on a fic?: oh gosh so so SO many times. it's never fun

Do you write smut?: nah, it's not my thing. i've thought about it sure, just to branch out my writing style and to see if i'd be any good at it, but it doesn't match my audience so it's a no for now

Have you ever had i fic stolen: i hope not? i actually don't know what that means but it doesn't sound fun

Have you ever had a fic translated: yep! a couple have been translated into different languages and a few awesome people have done podfics for my stuff :)

Have you ever co-written a fic before: sort of? sometimes julie or i will write stuff together, but it's usually in a way where one of us will write a fic based on headcanons we've come up with together and then we'll credit the other when it's posted. there have been a few times when we've written actual fics together in the same document and everything, but i tend to step back and let julie do most of the work because i'm inherently bad at working with others and my instinct when partnered with other people is to shut down and let them take over everything 🤷‍♀️

What’s your all-time favorite ship: i don't know actually?? i'm sure i have one, but as far as writing goes, i tend to mostly lean on ships like jayroy, timsteph, spitfire, and birdflash occasionally. there are plenty of other ships that i care about way more than those four, but most of them i just haven't written for yet so yeah. for someone who's obsessed with love and romance, i'm pretty lukewarm on most ships

What's a WIP that you want to finish but probably never will: oh gosh. oh man. foster dad bruce au, my beloved. i love that fic with all my heart but like icarus, i forgot my sunglasses and rocketed straight into the ball of burning gas. this fic gives the phrase "bit off more than you can chew" a physical form. the fourth chapter has been sitting in its document half-written for months now and i know i vowed to never ever ever ever EVER post a fic and never finish it because i always hate when people quit on fics i like,,,,, there's a 50% chance that i will get back to that fic. it's just too long. i've only finished 3 out of 7 chapters and already it's at almost 59,000 words, i'm TIRED okay i'm sorry guys maybe one day i'll reclaim my braincells and finish that fucking thing

What are your writing strengths: i'm good with the mechanics and stuff, like the way my sentences are arranged and thought-out, but this is also my biggest weakness, which sucks. it's like in monsters university when mike spends so much time studying the technical aspect of scaring but he can't do it naturally like the other monsters can? yeah. i'm so focused on the mechanics of my writing that it's hard for me to let loose and actually let myself think and go loose with it. the only times i can really WRITE without one hand tied behind my back is when i'm overly tired or caffeinated. i have a feeling i'll be one of those writers who can't write anything of value without a bottle of wine lmao

What are your writing weaknesses: see above

What’s your thoughts on dialogue being written in other languages in fics: i don't know what this means?? is this asking whether i approve of dialogue being written in other languages?? or is it asking how i want it formatted?? what does this mean?? sometimes a story requires dialogue in another language, idk what to tell you man

First fandom you wrote for: oh god. don't make me think about my fanfiction.net days. i'm not strong enough (it was batfamily btw because what else do i write)

What’s your favorite fanfic you’ve written: my young justice gsa au <3 my pride and joy <3 that au was when i truly peaked as a human and it's only downhill from here <3

tagging uhhhhhh @damthosefandoms @haljordangreenjedi @catboykonel and @magebirdi because i have very few friends

[aces-to-apples]

Tagged by @inqorporeal!

1. why did you choose your url? My ao3 was already TheAceApples (which iirc i chose semi-randomly) so when i decided to try switching from thefreelancerdivision (god that’s a fucking throwback, no one check what this blog’s original purpose was, it’s embarrassing) i decided to base it off my ao3 while sort of riffing off that game apples-to-apples? and now it’s My Brand™

2. any sideblogs? yeah one for the umbrella academy before i decided that i don’t actually give a fuck about incest/incest-adjacent shipping on main, one for back when i thought i could actually do longfic and planned to do that for a genderbent anakin dimension-hopping fic, and same for the time-travelling bitty clones.

3. how long have you been on tumblr? oh uhhhhhh. i think 2014 maybe? something like that?

4. why did you originally start your blog? ah fuck. i used to be part of a big fic collab and started this blog when i was bored (painfully understimulated, rather) because there was no tumblr blog for the fic despite it being.......probably pretty popular? i honest to god don’t even remember.

5. why did you choose your icon? twitter was being especially heinous and panphobic so i asked the maulrex circus if anyone happened to have a pic of maul on a pan flag background. one person drew it for me (this one) and one person photoshopped one for me. i love them both, they’re insane.

6. why did you choose your header? title card of that “true crime” or whatever show “snapped” about people absolutely losing it and murdering people or something idk i was in a mood. i think that’s when a bunch of JAcist shit was happening and i was feeling super salty?

7. what’s your post with the most notes? probably still the john mulaney hanleia post although it might be the “geralt and princesses” post.

edit: just checked and yeah the geralt and princesses post has like 3k more notes now lmao wild.

8. how many mutuals do you have? i actually have no idea how people have any idea who they’re mutuals with.

9. how many followers do you have? 1490

10. how many blogs do you follow? 243

11. have you ever made a shitpost? have you met me? sure, plenty.

12. how many times do you use tumblr a day? i am, as the kids say, terminally online. (and also currently unemployed.)

13. have you ever fought another blog? not quite sure what “fight” here means although i will cop to deliberately posting anti-bait every once in awhile just to feel something. definitely had hostile back-and-forths with people but i block and move on once it gets boring.

14. how do you feel about “need to reblog” post? the guilt-trippy bullshit can fuck off. have been known to reblog, like, fairly urgent political stuff though.

16. do you like ask games? yes even though i’m a fickle bitch who doesn’t always respond promptly (or at all :margehiding:)

17. which of your mutuals do you think are tumblr famous? i know deadcat’s pretty ubiquitously known on the internet but other than that iyam pretty oblivious.

18. do you have a crush on a mutual? aroace thank you we don’t do that here.

Tagging: anyone who wants to play, don’t ask me to use braincells again after this.

[scribblesonmapleleaves]

Thanks for the tag @astral-almighty

Name / Nickname: I’ve got a lot..... Crane, Megs, Megoosh, Muggish McTuggish... just call me whatever the hell you want - if it starts with an M, I’ll probably answer.

Gender: Nonbiary I guess? Pronouns are she/they

Zodiac: Libra

Height: 5’4”

Time: 19:11

Birthday: Oct 7th

Favorite Bands: The Amazing Devil, Robert Hallow and the Holy Men, and Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit

Favorite Solo Artist: uhhh idk I guess Jason Isbell cause he also does solo stuff

Song Stuck in Head: surprisingly? Nothing

Last Movie: Howls Moving Castle

Last Show: Bridgerton

When You Created This Blog: like.... October? maybe?

How It Started: one of my ao3 readers asked if I had a tumblr and I didn’t want to disappoint

How It’s Going: I mean, I’m enjoying myself. I still haven’t gotten around to posting fanfiction for anything.

What I Post: Whatever I’m thinking. It’s mostly the Witcher, but I might pop a poem or an artwork in there occasionally

Asthetic: I’ve been told dark academia? But also sort of dark naturalist? Idk I like black a lot but I also like frills and flouncy skirts

Last Thing I Googled: fancy daggers eBay

Other Blogs: none

Following: like basically just anyone who’s posted once about the Witcher and also people who are nice to me

Followers: the count says 20 but when I count I’ve got 18 so I’m not sure why that’s happened

Average Sleep: probably 7 hours

Lucky Number: 27

Instruments: Flute, Piano, Guitar, and Clarinet (all mediocre)

What I’m Wearing: A tank top, a light sweatshirt, a heavier sweatshirt, sweatpants, and socks (pjs, basically)

Favorite Animal Noise: That little huff thing that horses do

Random: What’s up, Im Jared, I’m 19, and i never fucking learned how to read

Dream Trip: Budapest with some of my friends

Dream Job: Math teacher!

Favorite Food: Vegetarian sushi

Last Book I Read: This is a lie but I’m gonna say Red White and Royal Blue cause I don’t want to admit what I’m wasting my time rereading right now

Top Three Universes to Live In: Hands DOWN Howls Moving Castle (honestly if you didn’t pick a Ghibli movie you’re lying), Red White and Royal Blue (duh), and uhhhhhh The Witcher even though it would probably suck (but only if i was a Witcher or a close friend of one cause I don’t wanna get eaten)

I’d love to see @kueble @thefandomchic and @nillssonn do this! But everyone else who sees this and is interested! Tag me! I wanna see

[mckinlily]

tagged by @void-tiger (thanks for the tag <3)

roses or daisies:

uh...both? Idk, I’m kind of a wildflower or at least variety kind of girl. Mixing big flowers with little flowers and other florist type stuff? Go for it. My team at work got me flowers when I had surgery last year, and they were really cool and sort of autumn-y but I know nothing about flowers so I have no idea what they were.

classical or lofi:

uhhhhhh...so I had no idea that lofi was a thing until just now. I know enough about classical music to appreciate it as an art form, but honestly my taste in music is super basic and just...bad. Music for me is mostly just background stimulation so I can focus on something else, so super predictable, all sounds the same pop music? Exactly what I’m here for. Won’t distract me.

sunrises or sunsets:

Sunsets. Does anyone really like sunrises better who isn’t trying to hard? (don’t answer that, I think I have members of my own family who do). But I love the spontaneity of a good sunset. Being able to just glance out the window and see a wonder of nature while you’re cooking dinner or whatever is great. Also sunsets are warmer.

honey or lemon:

Honey. It’s just so pretty and a unique color and watching it drip down all viscus and smooth...

coffee or tea:

I actually don’t drink coffee, so this is a pretty obvious tea. But I especially like herbal teas in the winter because they’re hot and just holding the mug is comforting and warms your up, but they don’t have all the sugar and richness of hot chocolate so they feel refreshing too.

enemies to lovers or friends to lovers:

Seeing as my favorite ship dynamic is “1000% committed to each other forever and no matter what + Mutual Awe/Respect” and THEN a dose of “Wait, what, you like me back????” I am definitely a friends to lovers girl. Honestly, stories that skip of the establishing deep friendship part often just feel off to me.

I don’t really like enemies to lovers if they’re actual enemies. But like, mutual irritants to lovers? “I started out annoyed with you but now we’ve gotten to know each other and oh crap, I think I have a crush”? THAT I can get behind.

rainy days or sunny days:

Sunny for sure. I don’t like when the sky feels too close and confining when it’s raining. And I just need the sunlight to feel like...awake and like a human haha. But I do like a big, powerful thunderstorm with warm rain. Unfortunately, we don’t get those where I live now. Just cold rain storms that feel like spikes of ice.

jupiter or mars:

SATURN. This answer is informed entirely by 3 year old me who read a “our solar system” book and immediately started making up fanfic about it  got really into the solar system and cemented Saturn as my favorite planet. I was really angry as a 3 year old that Jupiter beat out Saturn as the biggest planet, so Jupiter is forever on my “bad” list. And Mars is just dry and boring. No, I have not updated my opinions since I was 3 years old.

aphrodite or athena:

Athena, obvs. Most my life, my goal has been 1) be the smartest person in the room and 2) know EVERYTHING. I’ve only recently learned the value of say...be kind. Which is actually FAR more important, but I still really like knowledge and learning everything I can.

Also, I love pretty and beautiful things, but sex and romantic love aren’t really my thing haha

rome or greece:

I’ve always gravitated a bit more towards Greece. Rome feels just too bureaucratic and “rigorous engineering” to me. I like the more open ended science-y and artsy vibe of Greece. But then, I’m a woman so I’d probably hate actually being in either ancient society. Instead I’ll just study it from a nice, safe, several centuries distance.

sun or moon:

Oooo, both are good but probably the sun. It has so much COLOR to it and so many interesting properties and mysteries (How is the corona so hot? What exactly cause sun spots? What’s up with the magnetic field). And like again...COLOR. Did you know that the element helium is named about helios because it was first discovered as mysterious lines in the spectrum of the sun. We didn’t find helium on earth until much later. Spectroscopy is awesome.

1920s or 1990s:

well I existed in the 1990s, so clearly that makes the 90s much better. Also, I never quite got what was the appeal and glamour of the 1920s. I will say the 20s fashion is better than the 90s fashion so there is that.

blizzard or thunderstorm:

Oh boy. So blizzards SOUND cool, but then it’s cold and I think about having to DRIVE in the blizzard because this is Colorado and what, you think we’re going to close for a silly little thing like snow? The after effects of the blizzard, when it gets all quite like it only can when there’s lots of snow, and the streets have cleared off enough but most the snow is still untouched? That is much better. And sorta magical. Although still cold.

I...think I like thunderstorms. I did as a kid, but it’s been a while since I’ve seen a good one. Also high winds freak me out now, which is new. Idk why.

midnight memories or made in the am:

[googles] Ooooooh, so these are One Direction albums? Uh....I’m trying to think of what One Direction songs I like, but I’m only thinking of That’s What Makes You Beautiful which kinda annoys me these days so idk

sage green or vanilla white:

...are these more albums? Screw it, sage green. Although not my favorite shade of green, it is my second favorite color so there.

folklore or lover:

Like the Taylor Swift albums, right? Honestly, for a while I couldn’t get into lover, but I listened to folklore for like a month straight. betty made me literally stop the car to listen because “wait. is this about what I think it is??? is it?????” I also really like cardigan, and I listened to seven on repeat for weeks.

But I recently--like just two weeks ago--started to listen to lover, and I like it too. The Man is just on POINT. I like the miss americana song and nice to have a friend. 

Really, it just depends on the mood. Lover is more peppy and bubbly, and folklore is more low key, almost melancholy, and little waves lapping at the beach.

told you my taste is basic

croissant or macaroon:

Croissant. I like the idea of macaroons, but I haven’t really loved them in practice. On the other hand, flaky conduit for butter and carbs?? Sign me up!

ballgowns or pantsuits:

I would LOVE a ballgown if I had a place to wear it to. Why do we have fancy things to dress up for anymore? I want swishy and curvy and soft fabric and jewels.... 

I can not honestly see myself ever wearing a pantsuit.

hades or zeus:

I’m pretty hooked on Lore of Olympus right now, so Hades. But then, even in the source material, all the gods are jerks but Zeus makes them look like model citizens, so definitely Hades. 

platonic love or sensual love:

[squints] “sensual love...” is this an allo thing??

Ahem. Platonic love. Emotional connection. That’s what I’m all about. I want it SO BAD and to see it portrayed in deep, loving detail in movies and books ALL THE TIME. Also, theoretically I like the idea of like cuddling and hugs, but some of my family really HATE it, so I find it hard to be touching someone and not worry they’re hating it or that I’m invading their space.

light academy or cottagecore:

I....what? I have no idea what this is. Is this a home aesthetic?

Fun fact: despite considering myself a fairly artistic person, I SUCK at interior design. I try and I don’t know what it is, but I am SO BAD at it. If someone could decorate my room/house to look better than if a 9 year old went at it, I would so grateful and it would a VAST improvement. 

please help me

[altcvnningham]

1, 3, 5, 15, 18 and 20 😳😳😳😳

thank you for the ask!!! (also superior url omg 👁👄👁🤲🏻)

also my answers here are suuuuper long, because i’m a rambling idiot who’s way too involved in my OC’s. so uhhhh sorry in advance,,,,,

1. what radio station(s) do you listen to?

Vana’s a Samurai stan. She wishes she wasn’t. But, y’know, Morro Rock it is. Once upon a time when she was an even angrier teen, though, she’d listen to shit just like Ritual FM.

(My music taste is all over the place, and though blues is technically my fav bc i love old music, i never listen to it in 2077. So I switch between Body Heat, the Dirge, Vexelstrom for like 2 songs, and ofc, Morro Rock. But of all stations, there’s at least one song that i HATE so I can never stick to one for a whole ride sknsksjsjs)

i think i got the names right?? Idk yall i dont have it in front of me ndndndndhjs

3. how did you feel about Johnny that first night in the apartment, and how does it differ from what you feel now after everything?

so i’m gonna cut a read-more here because i decided to just lore dump Vana x Johnny here so uhhhhhh rip also //SPOILERS//

Vana is an extremely, seriously private, guarded person. Before Johnny, Panam, Kerry- Jackie was the only person she’d ever truly let near her, to get to know her. So obviously waking up to someone else living inside her fucking head was one of the worst things that’s ever happened to her. Her past is also something she’s not particularly proud of, so Johnny getting to witness all that is traumatising. Getting Johnny out of her head was priority number one, even if digging the chip out would kill her.

But after getting fucked over by the VBs, and both of them thinking she was gonna die, Johnny takes her to that abandoned hotel in Pacifica- it’s the first time he’s given her even a sliver of kindness, and the first time she’s ever openly expressed her fears to him, even if he could already sense them before. Oaths and promises are something she holds to incredibly high importance, so obviously when Johnny gives her his dog-tags, ‘proof of my promise’, she never, ever lets them go, never takes them off. (she still doesn’t. they keep her grounded. holding them to calm herself has become a reflex, for whatever reason.)

Everything just seemed to slowly change after that. For two people who hate vulnerability, it’s the only thing that helped them actually see each other. As the Relic continues to take over, they both understand each other more, feel each other more- and eventually it becomes hard to discern where Vana ends and Johnny begins. In cliché Johnny x V fashion like yeah duh it goes further,,,, cockwhore!Vana,,,,,, but with that they also start to become extremely possessive and jealous over one another- Johnny immediately on the defensive about whoever comes close to her, Vana selfishly hiding and keeping Johnny’s existence to herself, even if it slows the hunt for a remedy to the chip- to the point of seriously toxic co-dependency. It’s full of volatile ups-and-downs, fights and make-ups, and Vana almost comes to like the fact that she never has to explain nor hide what thoughts and feelings pass through her mind, no matter how dark or vulnerable. She prefers most things to remain unsaid, but values the fact that they both have a clear, transparent understanding of each other regardless.

But there's also... softer moments. When Johnny puts aside his ego for once, he learns to like the quiet that Vana does, brief as it can be sometimes. He'll sort of just... stay around the room, even if just to procrastinate retreating back into her head, because they realise they like each other's silent, wordless company. He'll wake her up from nightmares, hold her neck and kiss her back to sleep, or until the sun comes up, if she can't. It's all tender things they often pretend doesn't even happen, out of pride, I think, but they both know deep down that those are really the best parts.

Comes to a place where she suddenly hits a wall, and realises, I don’t want him to leave.

She’s never the same again after Mikoshi.

(But uhh anyway fuck V I’m horny on main for Keanu so i was here for the whole riiiiiide yeeeeeee)

5. how do your loved ones (LI, found family, etc) feel about you being a merc? or if you’ve given up the life now that everything’s finished, what was their reaction?

Vana grew up in a rich corp family, and after all the shit she’s endured just to appease her father, don’t think anyone could hate corps more than she does (some details of her past here!!) So when Arasaka kicks her out and Jackie finally convinces her to start merc work, it’s amazing how quickly she slips into the role, almost like she was made for it- an anonymous face within the city, free to roam and drift as she wants, relying on herself and herself only.

Vana works quickly and quietly enough (though not at all with clean hands), relying on stealth and netrunning, so she doesn’t cause too much of a noise that’d have her loved ones (rare as they are) all too concerned. Judy isn’t scared Vana’d be caught in gunfire, because when Vana works, her targets rarely know she’s even there. She’s smart, cunning. Panam appreciates that these skills have helped her out, so she can’t complain. River- who is unfortunately more fond of Vana than she is of him, given that she’s not too comfortable at accepting affection- isn’t too happy about the life she leads, but hey, it’s her skills as a merc and as one of NC’s most adept netrunners that he even stood a chance of finding Randy as quick as he did, so he feels indebted to her for that. Kerry thinks it’s fuckin awesome that she gets to do as she wants and provides for herself, bestieeees

Given she isn’t all that close with many people- keeping her distance and all- the only people who seriously worry about her are folks like Vik, Misty, and Mama Welles, especially the latter two, who knew how much Jackie meant to her, and how easily she cracks under the weight of grief. The only thing, really, that concerns everybody around her, is how insatiable her bloodlust becomes, and how much she'd throw away just to try and quell it.

Johnny’s just in it for the ride. Rather she work for herself than a filthy corp, anyway.

After Mikoshi, losing Johnny, making it to the major leagues, she fuckin... just doesn't care anymore. She hates the big glass house that was practically forced onto her (reminds her too much of her stifling corp childhood), she hates that she has 20 cars that clog up her garage and not just her trusty red Yaiba Kusanagi, hates that folks keep giving her all this shiny golden shit that she doesn't want, like any of it's worth a damn. Since then she's hardly in one place- never at home if she can help it, and either wanders aimlessly around the streets and crashes over at Kerry's to sleep through grief. It isn't the merc life she wants to leave, but major leagues turned out to be a glittering pile of dogshit she wants no part in. She only really stays there because Jackie would've wanted it.

(i’m a lazy bitch like i don’t wanna be a merc. i wanna be one of those cute npc’s with the glowy earrings and bunny backpacks and skimpy plastic skirts, who picks up noodles on the way home to go watch watson whore. in my ideal life i am NOT the main character snnsmsnsks)

15. which NPC is your bff?

Kerry. Kerry is Vana’s ride or die. No fucking questions asked. Kerry’s the only person (besides Johnny, i guess) as close to her as Jackie was. He’s really the only person that ever gets her to smile, like really, stupidly, goofily smile, and despite being almost complete opposites, they just understand each other so well. Whenever they need something, they're the first person they'll call. Happens so often that just as Vana sifts through her contacts to find his, Kerry's already calling for her first. They're practically joint at the hip.

They both live loud, fast lives, but also know how to make time for silence and introspection, something they both need to stay grounded. Vana doesn't buy into his zen-wellness-yoga crap, but sure, she tries copying a couple moves while he's doing it on a lazy afternoon, before scoffing how this is fuckin' dumb and retreats back to the couch. Also, as much as she hates being reminded of the wealth that came with her corpo upbringing, she loves using up all his expensive products, and tends to klep a bottle of his shampoo when she runs out. Cute how she thinks he doesn't notice.

After what happened in Mikoshi, she practically lives at Kerry's place, just dozing away miserably as he lounges by the pool, or curl up on the couch to mindlessly watch his old Samurai tapes (he doesn't like it much, but if it helps her through whatever shit she's going through, he's not gonna take that away from her). On better days, when she actually pulls herself out of bed, he teaches her to play guitar, slipping in a couple tricks Johnny taught him. Funnily enough, the whole thing helps him find some closure too.

( me,, I need a girl like Panam in my life to endorse all of my stupid ideas )

18. what’s your dream cyberware (either something that was shown in lore that wasn’t available in game or mental creation of your own)?

I don’t have access to the tabletop lore stuff rn so i’m gonna pull this out my ass jsjsns

Anything that helps Vana become more deadly at stealth and netrunning. The most eddies she’s ever blown are on increasingly powerful cyberdecks, cooling systems, netrunning gear she can comfortably slip on under a jacket and boots- she likes convenience and functionality, but she needs it to be comfortable, too. She’d fucking kill for anything that lets her scale silently up walls and across ceilings, though- like a spider- and anything that lets her get her hands reeeeal bloody, but quietly. Guess that’s just called a knife, though.

(Me?? Fuck uhhh man i just want synth-skin that looks normal but also shimmers all pink n cute. Literally wanna be an edward cullen sparkly lookin mf. Also, i’m sorry but scanning shit w Kiroshi’s are so dope that’s literally all i want?? Idk i’m boring and mantis blades freak me out uhh)

20. is there anyone you’re crushing on that’s unavailable? (yes this is the “what romance option(s) are you foaming at the mouth for” question)

Answered here :)

(And i’ll say it again, PLACIIIIIIIDE,)

[vincent-mango]

Tag Game

Tagged by @fatal-blow

1. What songs have inspired your WIP?

aaaaaa many! Mainly I listen to /alot/ of 80′s music though so thats the main inspiration for my art

2. What trope(s) are you dying to use, but just haven’t found a place for it?  (Alternatively, what’s your favourite trope)

- I just....... I love enemies to reluctant allies to friends to crush to lovers.... give me slowburn.

-I also am a big big fan of unrequited love/they havnt realised they are in love yet. in case u cant tell i love love :’ )

3. If your OCs were animals, what would they be?

HMMM Ill use my main 3 atm Simmard, Ana Sophia, and Soleil

Simmard= a seal or maybe a polar bear, something that swims alot but has a strong connection to land

Ana Sophia= Labrador dog!

Soleil= a horse :0

4. Greatest writing accomplishment?

I passed a college level exam with an 87% when my highschool AP class was practicing for their exam ( highest grade in class, though i ended up not taking the exam as u had to pay for it)

I have also written one(1) fanfiction in my entire life. Other writing stuff uhhhhhh I write dnd campaigns, specifically horror games and I had a group of about 6 people so scared and worked up over a scene they attempted to barricade my front door with my couch.

5. Favourite settings to describe?

any sort of summer setting i suppose

6. Fight scenes: do you love ‘em or hate ‘em?  Why?

Love em! I get so amped up seeing them/reading about them! I have not tried to write any before so idk how ill feel i f i do :P

7. What always shows up in your WIPs without fail?

lesbians

8. What are your greatest strengths in your writing?

Im a really good worldbuilder, I love creating new societies, cultures, religions etc

9. Five facts about your favourite OC that you’ve never mentioned before?

Simmard 1. He comes from a quite wealthy and large family but you wouldnt know it based on how he lives 2.  because ive used him in so many dnd gamse/other projects they have all become canon through reincarnation each version of him is still him 3. he has a dog! named duchess, she is a great dane 4. his flirty nature is over compensation for how lonely he is, he has lived and will live a very long life due to being an elf and he has had many a friend and lover die infront of him 5. he wants kids!

10. Opinion on romantic subplots in fiction?

absolutely, as long as they are thought out and well written dont give me that bruce banner x natasha romanov bs. give me chemistry! give me passion! give me good romance!

11. If your main character was a pokemon, what would their type be?

water fighting

im gross and am not gonna add more questions or tag people TvT

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Tag muns you want to know better; repost - don’t reblog.

(I don’t have a mun fc so have a pic of my boy instead)

What inspired you to try/create that muse/s: I’ve talked about this a little bit before;essentially I created this AU first and then the blog was sort of a way to get my ideas out. I considered writing a fic but I don’t really have the time or focus and i’m not enough of an artist to draw it out. (although I still want to sit down and sketch some designs at some point)

Uh as for what inspired the AU itself? A few things. Watching BNHA, it never really made sense to me that Izuku couldn’t be a hero without a quirk. It felt very much like “telling not showing” story telling bc while the characters kept insisting it was impossible, all evidence shown says the opposite. We constantly see Izuku doing great things without using OFA and we also see some pretty irrelevant quirks. Is the guy who can stretch his fingers or the one who can pull his eyeballs from his head really better off than Izuku. I mean, really?

So I was thinking about that a lot and I kept seeing quirkless villain AUs where Izuku is really capable, like essentially the perfect enemy. But no quirkless hero AUs. I saw a couple posts mention liking the concept but no fics, no fanart, no headcanons. Basically I was hungry for that content so I made it myself lmao. No regrets.

You will pry the concept of quirkless Izuku from my cold, dead, hands.

What is inspiration for that muse/s: I mostly try to draw from canon, to the point where this is probably better described as ‘canon divergent’ than an actual AU. I try to keep all major events the same and my headcanons are all based on stuff that has happened in canon as well. Whenever I need inspiration to write, re-reading chapters of the manga or watching some of the anime usually does the trick.

Most of Izuku’s gadgets are based on video games or other anime that I like. His arsenal of arrows is based heavily on the Legend of Zelda series and his coil-rope is based on a few anime.

There is a fair amount of drawing on my own experiences as well, for the parts of his anxiety and autism. As well as a lot of research. I spend a lot of time reading up on things like psychology as well as biology and physics bc uh Izuku is one smart cookie and I am not. Sometimes it will take me hours of research for one reply, because Izuku is uh,,,,a fucking nerd.

Thread/AU that made you really happy: Hmmmmm, I have a lot? 

but uhhhhhh I tend to really really enjoy threads that are plotted out with my partner. Not necessarily beforehand but at some point. Sharing headcanons and knowing it’s going somewhere make me a lot more excited than one-off threads (which I still enjoy, don’t get me wrong!) tbh the more we interact OOC, the more i’m going to enjoy our IC interactions.

I also really like doing random dash shennanigans! those make me super happy!

Something really special on your wishlist: Uh i’ll make a proper post about this at some point but I’d really love to explore Izuku facing off against one or more of his classmates for some reason and them essentially realizing how fucked they are/that it’s a good thing he’s normally on their side.

It being some sort of class exercise is good but also uh mind control would be cool (not like Shinsou’s quirk, something more where he’s acting independently but the quirk is influencing him to attack? idk) and uh yeah basically I just live off of people realizing how capable Izuku is

Something you are looking for in short future for your muse: I’m really looking forward to developing him more on the emotional side. I think i’ve focused too much on the practical “how would this work” side of this AU but now that i’m somewhat happy with the timeline i’d like to return to his actual character arc.

Share something related to your muse!:

um i’m not sure what this exactly means but uh, have one of my favorite manga panels?

Izuku? immediately caving because a Ochako said something nice to him? it’s more likely than you think. and honestly? mood.

What do you think about character’s design/how do you came up with this:

I make fun of Izuku quite a bit but I actually love his design. It really highlights his personality. The wild hair, the big eyes, the adorable pinch-able cheeks. I love how dorky looking he is lmao and honestly I get upset when people try to make him look more suave. Stop it. (i’m looking @ you anime where are my boy’s tacky t-shirts)

His hero costume though? I hate it. So much. Especially the alpha version. But the beta and gamma aren’t much better. 

What your muse taught you: I know a lot of irrelevant shit I didn’t know before that’s for sure like how a quadratic function can be used to calculate the trajectory of projectiles and how genetics work/how genetics would affect quirks. Like I mentioned before, a lot of research goes into writing this boy.

On the sappier side? Izuku really goes to show being a kind person doesn’t make you a weak person. I faced a fair amount of bullying and abuse as a kid myself and it kind of turned me into an asshole. As a way to ‘protect’ myself. And the whole world kind of acts like being nice is a bad thing. The whole nice guys finish last nonsense.

Izuku learns to stand up for himself in a way that isn’t mean or cruel or hardened. He’s still incredibly soft and empathetic. He still cries at the drop of a hat despite being strong emotionally and physically. And god, I wish I could be more like him in that regard.

What is roleplay for you: Hnnnn does it sound bad if I say ‘a hobby’? I enjoy it, and like with all hobbies it’s a great way to meet like-minded people and make friends. But it’s not my job, and I don’t plan on becoming a professional writer or anything. It’s all for fun.

Just say something nice about other mun!: 

Honestly if I talk about all the people on here I love we’ll be here all fucking day and no one wants to listen (read?) to what I have to say (write?) for that long. so just suffice to say I love every single one of you god bless.

Tagged by: @steelhardpecs

Tagging:  @amplifyingtrace @heroicquirk @urxvity @superrncva @attractquirk

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Tangled AU Sailor Moon

For the anon and @coredesignixandnekonee (and my own indulgence haha) this is just a list of stuff I have so far, but I really wanna make more doodles and maybe write a fic idk who knows. I'm on Mobile so idk how to do a read more, but I'll tag this as a long post because it will be!!

Okay so! This would focus on the first season enemies with Beryl and the others.

Beryl takes princess Serenity while she's young. Not an infant like Rapunzel was, but when shes around 2-3 and wipes her memories. She renames her Usagi and of course, keeps her locked up in the tower. She's never around, so Usagi kind of thinks she's her mom, but mostly thinks of her as the person who keeps her fed.

Usagi has the classic Udango hair style to keep the growing hair out of her face as she grows up.

Much like Pascal, Luna is ilher companion in the tower. Still figuring out how she made it into the tower. I'm kind of thinking she used to be baby Serenity's pet/advisor (because magic still exists), but Beryl also wiper her memories when it was discovered that Luna had tagged along. Idk. More to come on that.

Floating lanterns would go out on her birthday each year, and she dreams about going out and seeing them, along with meeting new people and making friends.

Mamoru would be "Flynn" and when he finally meets Usagi, he is the dashing Tuxedo Kamen, on the run from the kingdom for taking the silver millennium crystal (because of course he's the thief of the AU). As they get to know each other, he confesses that his name is actually Chiba Mamoru.

On that topic, they absolutely do not get along at the start of the journey. He constantly makes fun of her hair and they always bicker.

They do eventually learn to get along after a particularly rough chase they went through and they start to open up more. Chiba opens up how he lost his memories when he was younger, but has flashes of the castle and the crystal, which is why he stole it in the first place. He was trying to get his memories back.

Usagi tells him how she's been in the tower for as long as she could remember, and he finds that extremely odd.

As they get closer to the kingdom and the castle, Luna starts remembering stuff that had been wiped from her memory, but keeps it to herself so not as to shock Usagi.

In the kingdom, Usagi meets some younger girls who braid her long hair into double braids with flowers and stuff in it. Like the movie but double the braid lmao. Usagi hears a faintly familiar melody and that leads into a kingdom exploration/dance scene before the lantern part.

Of course the other Sailor Senshi are there as the queen's guards. They had sworn to protect the princess, but after their failure, they now go out to search for her/extremely guard the queen. The girls are scattered around the kingdom, with the outer planet scouts on the outside of the kingdom and the inner scouts the ones guarding the queen. Because of Chiba's current position as thief.l, he is able to get past all of there sights, which is why none of them are able to see Usagi for more than a couple of seconds, if at all. Also, Luna has disappeared at this point, but usagi is too preoccupied to notice her disappearance.

Its finally time for the lanterns and it's just as beautiful as in the movie. I really wanna be able to flesh out this scene so I dont have a lot on it rn. I just know that Chiba is probably starting to remember some memories at this point of being a prince from a different kingdom, already betrothed to Serenity when they get older (for the peace of the kingdoms sort of stuff)

After the lanterns, Beryl kidnaps Ussgi away from Chiba. Chiba immediately goes into action trying to get her back. Also Ljna is back, but this time with the Queen and guards! Since Luna remembers, she's able to bring them all to the tower, and they meet with Chiba for a large battle against Beryl to get their princess back.

Usagi gets flashes of images from before she was kidnapped, and is able to activate the crystal to defeat Beryl. She doesn't fully remember everything, but she goes back with Chiba, the guards, and her true mom back to the kingdom and there's a huge celebration (possibly a wedding celebration/return celebration idk).

That's all I have for now, but uhhhhhh feel free to send in some headcanons or stuff that should maybe be added. I'm still wanting to add stuff/really flesh this idea out in a story and doodles and stuff so don't be surprised if I post more stuff about it!!

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Tag Game

‘Cuz I really need to be more active but I hit an art block. Consider yourself tagged if you’re reading this <3

Tagged by @deidadadorable (sort of, fyi I’m cool with being tagged in stuff)

Last: drink – Pineapple juice call – My ma song I listened to – Spliff by Bilderbuch time I cried – March??? I think??? What is crying??? Seriously, I cry maybe once or twice a year, so I don’t know

have you ever: dated someone twice – Nah been cheated on - I have no clue, I’ve dated only three people kissed someone and regretted it –  Lip virgin here lost someone special –  Idk what this means. I guess friendship-wise, yeah, tons of times. Death? Nah been depressed – I’m not sure I could be diagnosed with depression, but who knows? been drunk and thrown up – I don’t drink, I hate the taste and smell of alcohol

in the past year, have you? made a new friend – Yep fallen out of love –  Can’t do that if you don’t fall in love laughed until you cried –  I think so met someone who changed you –  Probably, that’s not something I always notice found out who your true friends are –  Not in the past year, no found out someone was talking about you – No, but I wouldn’t be surprised if people were

general: how many people on tumblr do you know irl –  Four or five do you have any pets – Fishies do you want to change your name –  That varies; sometimes I hate it and sometimes idgaf. I personally don’t like to say my name out loud, and I really hate having to deal with the mispronouncing and ‘oh like Miley Cyrus???’ time you woke up this morning –  I woke up at 9 this morning because I went to bed at 4 in the morning, normally I wake up at 7 though what were you doing last night - Watching Law & Order name something you cannot wait for -  Star Trek Las Vegas Convention (because Karl Urban that’s why) have you ever talked to a person named tom –  I don’t think so  what’s getting on your nerves right now – The fucking heat nickname –  I refuse to acknowledge my dad’s nicknames for me zodiac sign –  Leo pronouns –  I respond to she/her but I really don't care what you guys call me fave tv show – Star Trek, Supernatural, Law & Order, Almost Human (because I can’t pick one) college –  Community college hair colour –  Dark brown do you have a crush on someone – Aromantic here, but if celebrity crushes count: Karl Urban (duh) what do you like about yourself – Eh idk, I guess the fact that once I’m interested in something I do a lot of research on it, so if you talk to me about something I was interested in at one point or another I definitely know what I’m talking about righty or lefty – Right

firsts: surgery –  A month and a half ago, cryosurgery piercing – Ears  best friend -  Um... honestly, I’m not sure how to answer this. Are they really your best friend if they lie to you the whole time and then stab you in the back? Yeah I’m a bitter bitch. And I’m paranoid so I don’t want to jinx it with my current friend vacation –  February 1999, Disneyworld (I wasn’t even one yet) pair of sneakers – 6th grade, Mizuno brand

random: eating –  Not eating right now, but now I’m hungry, so a sammich  i’m about to –  Read some Avengers fanfic because I really hated Civil War and need to feel better about it (wtf were you thinking Steve you’re an idiot) listening to –  Hairpsray soundtrack want kids –  No fucking kids. I love them but my family has a history of being terrible parents so I’m stopping the cycle with me get married –  If I ever get married it’s for tax benefits career – Hopefully Radiation technology/therapy, that’s what I’m on track for right now

which is better: lips or eyes – Eh it depends, I’m not that picky hugs or kisses - Hugs definitely shorter or taller – I’d probably have to say taller because it’s hard to be shorter than me anyways older or younger – Older. I’m always attracted to older men (there’s at least a 20 year age difference I’m not joking) romantic or spontaneous – Uhhhhhh... idk sensitive or loud – Both hookup or relationship – I honestly have no clue trouble-maker or hesitant – Hesitant

have you ever: kissed a stranger – Nope drank hard liquor – Nope lost glasses or contacts – I didn’t lose my reading glasses, someone actually stole them the little fucks. How I know? I put my glasses in my case before I left for school but didn’t take them out all day. I come home and I need to use them; I open the case and they aren’t in there. sex on the first date – If I wasn’t aro ace it would depend honestly. I’m pretty sure if you were really attractive with both personality and looks (sometimes I find someone physically attractive no matter what if I really like their personality) and you made a move I’d reciprocate broken someone’s heart – I have no clue honestly, no one likes to tell me anything and I’m an oblivious person been arrested – No, and probably won’t be in the future turned someone down – Plenty of times fallen for a friend – Nope

do you believe in: yourself – No miracles – No love at first sight – No

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Do you have any art tips?

Uhhhhhh Funk im not The Greatest Artist ™ but I’ll try to bestow some Wisdom on you. Keep in mind Art is Subjective and I’m no expert and all that so take everything with a grain of salt but that being said I’ll try to give u Tips and Tricks

-listen so if you have a boring class at school just draw in it. School is great because you have 1. Access to paper at all times 2. Incredibly boring lectures. If you have a study hall that’s the Drawing JACKPOT. Basically what I’m saying is practice all the time when you have energy but like that’s such boring art advice. It’s important but “practice! uwu” is like what people with Natural Art Talent say when they didn’t have to figure everything out from the ground up so it’s kind of aggravating

-There’s gonna be people better than you. Chances are you have a friend who’s better than you because this is Tumblr we all draw. Try Not To Compare Yourself ™ which idk how to do but it’s bad don’t do it

-unless you find a terrible person with worse art than you in which case FUCK DUDE COMPARE YOURSELF TO THEM! THEYRE HORRIBLE AND THEY CANT DRAW FOR SHIT LOOK WHOS LAUGHING NOW!

-“work until your idols become your rivals” is absolute bullshit because your idols are working at it at the same time you are. You fool. You imbecile. I feel like this works better for writing when your idols can become irrelevant or straight up die between you being an aspiring author 8 year old and a tired 30 year old who just wrote The Great American Novel ™ or just kind of. Leave the fandom if you’re writing fanfic. Anyway

-ok that’s all the preachy shit, time for Real Art Advice ™. Keep in mind I do digital cartoony shit with Strong Lineart and cel shading for the most part and I pretty much only draw people so my knowledge is limited to that. if you wanna be a professional artist maybe do other things and Expand your Abilities ™

-Ok first off if you’re using Gimp or Photoshop please love yourself and download Firealpaca or illegally torrent Paint Tool Sai or something. I swear by Firealpaca it cured my depression but like. Photoshop is Trash for drawing. Get Firealpaca it has Line Correction ™

-Keep Line Correction ™ at like. A 5 when you’re sketching and at a 19 (the maximum) when you’re lining, coloring, shading, highlighting, doing literally anything that isn’t sketching

-Sketching digitally can be hard if you’re used to sketching on paper and I find it easier to do a sketch on paper, take a picture of it on my phone or scan it, and line/color it digitally. You do you and figure out what works best

-speaking of which I refused to use sketchbooks until I was Worthy ™ of not drawing on notebook paper and uhhhhhh that’s dumb just get a sketchbook they cost a little more than a notebook at Target it’s not super expensive. Although if you’re not financially in the position to buy a sketchbook anyway, just hoard notebooks from school that you didn’t use much. Bam, that’s your new sketchbook

-the Head Circle Cross Thing and the Spheres For Shoulder, Elbow, and Wrist Thing are good and important and will save you

-hands are hard so use references but bullshit your way through it. eventually they’ll look good (I haven’t gotten there yet)

-HAVE FUN WITH NOSES OH MY GOD. Noses are super fun and cool because there’s, like, infinite variety with them, they can be as long or short, thin or thick, rounded or pointy as you want, you can make them be, like, triangles or circles or more squareish or diamond-shaped, the base of the nose can be about as high or as low on the face as you want, you can make the nostrils prominent or not really there at all, they can add another Layer to a character’s design, oh my goodness noses are so fun. They’re like, severely underrated and oh my god I could gush about how fucking fun noses are

-same with facial expressions. Where you put the pupils and how big they are, how much of the eye is covered by eyelids, the way the eyebrows are, the mouth, tons of other shit. There’s loads of variety and so much you can do and honestly having fun with the facial expression is The Best Part. There’s tons of Face Art Chart Memes floating around, you know the ones, save it to your phone/computer and practice those on your own time it’s fun

-if you don’t know how to do something, avoiding it won’t help you. Just kind of draw around with it in your sketchbook or in a “I’m not posting this” file until you feel confident enough to do it in your Real Projects ™.

-Ok for lining did you know..… it isn’t illegal to erase parts of the lineart to clean it up.… just be careful and draw it back in to the best of your abilities if you erase too far and use a smaller eraser brush/lining brush for this… I know it’s tedious nobody likes lining it’s okay you can do this put on some good music

-use mcfucking references

-eyedrop character’s official colors but adjust said colors based on the color of your background to make them look less funky is my general rule for clothing, I usually pick the hair/skin by myself or from something I’ve already drawn though

-for flats, make sure your lineart is all closed off and there aren’t any “holes” cuz that’ll mess up your coloring

-so how I do flats is I use the magic wand tool to select whatever I want to color, expand selection 3 pixels (in firealpaca you can set it to do this automatically), pick the color I need, turn up the brush to as big as possible, and color it in. It saves the time you’d spend with cleaning up where the color gets outside the lines

-you can do the flats on one layer, but I personally like to do every Object on a different layer so when I do shading, I know what goes on top of what

-if a color is darker than the lineart it looks ugly so pick your line color with caution (or just use black! Unlike shading black lineart tends to go with pretty much everything)

-SHADE YOUR GODDAMN ART. Like, what makes people go “wow holy shit that’s good!” is the shading + highlights, don’t be lazy ya fuck.

-I’d take a break before shading to Refresh Your Eyes ™ but also I constantly forget this is a good idea

-don’t shade with black oh my god. Unless you’re doing Strong Punchy Dramatic Stuff or monochrome black and white stuff, don’t shade with black, and if you’re doing that it’ll probably be drawn into the lineart. Don’t shade with black please we can tell you’re doing it and it looks bad

-highlighting with white isn’t too bad though, especially with the eyes, but it might look too strong in some places

-As a general rule, shading is darker and more saturated, highlighting is lighter and less saturated. Whether it gets warmer or cooler depends a lot on what color or thing you’re shading or what you want the feel of the picture to be and I’m not 100% sure how to do it myself so uh. Trust your gut and change the color if it looks wrong I guess.

-where exactly the shadows or highlights fall depends on lots of things, just kind of. Look at how things work irl maybe? This is the kind of thing that you just have to practice, and it’ll look like shit until suddenly it doesn’t sorry I’m not sure what to say

-One Medium Sized White Dot on a layer above the lineart where the pupil borders the Iris (or the whites of the eyes if you’re like me and you make the pupil and Iris one thing) works for a glint in the eye that makes a person look less dead and more cute. How big you’re gonna make it depends on how adorable you want the person to be

-SMOOTH BORDERS FOR THE SHADING ARE REALLY IMPORTANT IF YOURE DOING CEL SHADING which is why firealpaca is my best friend thanks line smoothing. If you’re doing like. Soft shading or painterly shit or other kinds of shading it’s less Super Important but like. Still be sort of neat. Unless being really messy and sketchy is what you’re going for but even then you still need to be sort of careful

-for simple backgrounds, it’s like. Easy to make it interesting. Add polka dots to the background or a big old square or a gradient or a cloud filter or something the possibilities are endless. Another option is to straight up make it transparent and write a secret message in white on the side. But uhh never do a blank white background at the very least fill it with a solid color

-ok style is kind of hard because I never had to struggle to find my style? I just “drew in my handwriting” so to speak and then if along the way I realized something looked shitty I just changed how I drew it slightly? I guess a thing you could do if you’re in tune enough is look at the styles of things you do like and things you don’t and figure out why you do and don’t like it. “I like how *2010s cartoon* does Eyes!” great take that general concept. “I hate how this shitty yaoi has enormous hands!” great then don’t do that. It’s all Personal Preference my dude style is Your Own Thing

-notes aren’t everything but fuck do they feel nice. Self reblogs are fine but don’t overdo it, I’d say reblog it Twice to account for time zones and tag it as self reblog so as to not be a dick

This got long whoops. That’s all I can think of but I hope this helps it’s All I Know

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Rules: Answer the questions and tag 20 blogs you want to get to know better!

Tagged by @grotusque

Nickname: Morty

Star sign: Virgo sun/Aries moon/Gemini rising

Height: 5'6″

Time right now: 2:14 PM

Last thing you googled: Jisho (lmao)

Favorite music artist: Sound Horizon

Songs stuck in my head: Deep Blue Jeer (Umineko OST), Starboy (The Weeknd)

Last movie i watched: Shit fam idek

Last TV show i watched: uhhhhhh I think it was Chopped

What I’m wearing right now: Some sort of workout tank top and ugly as sin pleated shorts

When i created this blog:  uhh i think it was 2014 (my older blog was like in 2011 or something idk)

The kind of stuff i post: lots of jojos, occasional other anime and vidya, sprinkling of analysis and art

Do i do asks regularly: i do and im so bad at keeping up....

Why did i choose my URL: Sento Choryu = Battle Tendency’s JP title

Hogwarts house: Slytherin/Ravenclaw depending on how that goddamn sorting hat quiz takes it at the moment

Pokemon team:  uhhhhh i have no clue what it is rn

Favorite color: yellow/golds, sky blue, grass greens

Lucky number: 7/9

Favorite characters: Joseph Joestar, Josuke Higashikata, Yoshikage Kira (and non-jojos are Anthy Himemiya from RGU and Kiyotaka Ishimaru from DR)

Dream job: Librarian, or concept artist.

Number of blankets i sleep with: One...

Followers: [REDACTED]

Tag: Shit man I’m bad at these, just take it and @ me and i’ll check it out

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20 questions tag meme

shadowtagged by @crocordile who said ‘if you read this ur tagged’ so!

1. why did you choose your url?

uhhhhhhhhhh something something wanted a silm url i wouldn’t easily get sick of and picked the image of varda using the dew of telperion to light the stars, i was like ‘it would be cool if she like vaporized it to create smth a bit like irl stars’ because apparently i have only 1 train of thought or aesthetic in my entire life

2. any side-blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.

I have @humans-of-late-numenor for Hilariously mistagged Akallabeth Aesthetics and @duloxetine-of-lorien which is a rarely-used dream blog for when i was newly on my antidepressants and had constant insane dreams from it

3. how long have you been on tumblr?

this blog is from uhhhhhhhhh 2016 or late 2015 but i’ve had a couple previous blogs in 2010-12 and 2014-15 lmao

4. do you have a queue tag?

queuenya! bc quenya get it

5. why did you start your blog in the first place?

uh i got super into silm fandom and after a long time just lurking i realized i wanted to say stuff bc the fandom uhhhhhh sucked LMAO

6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?

it’s cate blanchett as richard iii in the war of the roses, it’s my visualization of galadriel having a meltdown after failing to destroy the three rings in The History Of Galadriel And Celeborn in the Unfinished Tales, one of my favorite UT tidbits

7. why did you choose your header?

i change my header a lot, but currently my mobile header is art by me!

8. what’s your post with the most notes?

probably that fucking dwj post that n*il g*iman reblogged lol

9. how many mutuals do you have?

????????? is there an xkit extension to check this?

10. how many followers do you have?

910 but i’m fairly sure a lot of them are bots or inactive

11. how many people do you follow?

435 but a lottttt of these are inactive, i semi-regularly unfollow and refollow people with no acrimony if they make my dash too long but i never unfollow inactive ppl because what if they return! i like them!

12. have you ever made a shitpost?

are there people who don’t?

13. how often do you use tumblr each day?

'how often’ i don’t actually understand what this means lmao

14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

a few times mostly over silm discourse LMAO idk who won or if they were winnable

15. how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

hate, don’t reblog

16. do you like tag games?

Yeah!!!!!!

17. do you like ask games?

i love these but they’ve really decreased since the nipplepocalypse i think??? i miss doing them more....

18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

i had a sort of tumblr-famous mutual who had a giant ptsd attack about something i posted and blocked me uh. don’t remember if there have been others but none currently i hope, if anyone famous ever does fallow me i’ll uhhhhh definitely softblock them immediately and encourage other people to do the same lol no matter how much you like them, viral callouts are no joke and doxxing is super easy and i plan to ensure it never happens to me or anyone i know.

19. do you have a crush on a mutual?

my girlfriend of 3+ years @ivanaskye accosted me in 2018 to praise my elrond meta and now we live together however i was adamant about claiming not to have a crush on her for the like uhhhhhh 2 months between meeting and suddenly becoming like Far Past The Just Engaged Point so............do i tho

20. tags?

every mutual should do this pls!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kangaracharacha]

tagged by @proud-to-be-a-puff​ :)

last 1. drink - jooooce (apple and guava, to be specific) 2. phone call - my mum 3. text message - also mum 4. song you listened to - uhhhhhh freedom ‘90 5. time you cried - uhhhhhhhhhhhh 

ever 6. dated someone twice? - no 7. kissed someone and regretted it - no 8. been cheated on - no 9. lost someone special - no 10. been depressed - no 11. gotten drunk and thrown up - no

fave colours 12. green 13. blue 14. i like them all?

in the last year have you… 15. made new friends - no  16. fallen out of love - no 17. laughed until you cried - yes 18. found out someone was talking about you - no 19. met someone who changed you - no 20. found out who your friends are - sort of 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - no

general 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - like most there’s probs like up to 30 I don’t 23. do you have any pets -  4 horses, 3 goldfish, a cat, a dog, and like 15-20 chooks. 24. do you want to change your name - and like my whole identity but it’s cool 25. what did you do for your last birthday - went to a horse event and then played cards against humanity for like 3 hours 26. what time did you wake up today - like 5:30 or something but I didn’t actually get up til 7 27. what were you doing at midnight last night - writing 28. what is something you cant wait for - myself to make a decision 30. what are you listening to right now - netflix but I should turn it off 31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - yes 32. something thats getting on your nerves - the teeny cut on my finger that stings like nothing else what is that even about 33. most visited website - flyingforhome.com (i have a problem) 34. hair colour - purple 35. long or short hair - longggg 36. do you have a crush on someone - nah 37. what do you like about yourself - my hair 38. want any piercings? - absolutely not 39. blood type - fabulous 40. nicknames - em 41. relationship status - no 42. zodiac - scorpio 43. pronouns - she/her 44. fave tv shows - supernatural, the good place, parks and rec, doctor who, daredevil, probably other stuff 45. tattoos -noooo 46. right or left handed - right 47. ever had surgery - yes, two for my teeth which is lame but whatever 48. piercings - nah 49. sport - in terms of horses: racing, showjumping, dressage, and I’ve dabbled in eventing and horse archery. also I used to play badminton, and I’m handy with a cricket bat. 50. vacation - egypt, but I’m too scared to actually go 51. trainers - like shoes? sneakers? like adidas probably? idk I live in dublin air boots and the cheapest combat boots you can get lmao

more general 52. eating - i might have chocolate icecream in a minute 53. drinking - water 54. i’m about to watch - whatever my brain decides to dream about 55. waiting for - myself to decide if I’m writing or sleeping after this 56. want - the right weather for grass to grow  57. get married - eh 58. career - some kinda horse trainer, probably showjumping

which is better 59. hugs or kisses - hugs 60. lips or eyes - eyes 61. shorter or taller - taller 62. older or younger - older 63. nice arms or stomach - arms 64. hookup or relationship - either 65. troublemaker or hesitant - like, 41% troublemaker

have you ever 66. kissed a stranger - no 67. drank hard liquor - no 68. lost glasses - I don’t own any glasses 69. turned someone down - yes 70. sex on first date - no 71. broken someones heart - more than one 72. had your heart broken - no 73. been arrested - no 74. cried when someone died - yes 75. fallen for a friend - sort of

do you believe in 76. yourself - mostly 77. miracles - yes 78. love at first sight - no 79. santa claus - no, but I’d like to 80. kiss on a first date - whatever 81. angels - yes

other 82. best friend’s name - Jordan 83. eye colour - brown 84. fave movie - singing in the rain (although my current obsession is black panther even though I haven’t even seen it) 85. fave actor - chris hemsworth, mostly for the crocodile dundee advert