#idk this is ugly but i wanted to post literally anything so

[lesbiansanemi]

I need to Get Out of the Midwest. I think it’s draining me of all life and energy like some kind of regional soul-sucking vampire

[camficdiner]

Idk if you’re still taking requests but if you are I would love a little Jack comfort fic. I’ve had such a horrendously bad day

Could I get 1.1, 2.12, 3.1, 4.3

☕️Cam’s Fic Dined — order 146

🍒 thank you: to the sweet soul who said “give me comfort, give me Jack being the one who falls harder.” this one’s for you — the fans who never thought they’d be someone’s favorite.

💬 “The Softest Thing He’s Ever Held.”

✨ description & prompts:

character: Jack Hughes

prompt: you’re a fan — but he’s acting like you’re his entire world

type: comfort fic, fluff only,

🛼🍒🧁✨

You met Jack Hughes in the most ridiculous way imaginable: by accident.

You weren’t trying to meet him. You weren’t in line for autographs or stalking hotel lobbies or tagging your location in some tweet hoping he’d see it. You were just… living.

Your friend dragged you to a charity skate in Jersey. She knew a guy who knew a guy. She made you wear that Devils hoodie you swore you’d only wear around the house. You sat in the bleachers, trying not to die from secondhand embarrassment.

And then he showed up.

Sat next to you like it was nothing. Like you weren’t the one with a Twitter account full of soft reblogs and a saved photo folder labeled “Jack 🧊.”

“You’re not even watching,” he said, nodding toward the ice.

You glanced up. “I’m watching.”

“No you’re not.”

You tried to make a sarcastic comeback. But your throat had dried up.

Because Jack Hughes was talking to you like you were the main event.

And that’s exactly how it stayed.

⸻

You don’t know what you expected — maybe a selfie, a laugh, some forgettable moment he’d move past in five minutes.

What you didn’t expect?

For him to follow you back on Instagram.

For him to DM you, “you were cooler than anyone else at that whole event, tbh.”

For him to ask, “want to grab food sometime?”

For any of this.

But he did. And you did. And somehow, you — regular, trying-your-best, wildly-anxious you — ended up in Jack Hughes’ contact list.

⸻

It’s been four months now.

You’ve seen him post-practice and post-game, hoodie-swamped and sweat-drenched. He’s seen you ugly-cry over your thesis draft and spiral over a Spotify Wrapped reveal. You’re not dating, exactly — not in a label way. But he’s kissed your forehead enough times that people are asking questions. And he hasn’t tried to hide you once.

You keep waiting for the moment he wakes up and goes:

“Oh. Never mind.”

But it never comes.

If anything, he gets more intense.

Sends good morning texts with photos of the sky because “you like clouds, right?”

Buys you a snack he saw you mention once.

Rests his head in your lap like it’s the only place he feels safe.

And now?

Now he’s in your apartment, in your kitchen, barefoot and hoodie-clad, flipping pancakes that are definitely a little burnt and talking to your cat like she’s a person.

“Do you think she knows how pretty she is?” he says.

The cat? Maybe.

You? Definitely not.

⸻

You sit at the table, wrapped in a blanket and sleep, watching him move around like he lives here. Like he belongs.

“Stop looking at me like that,” he says, glancing over his shoulder with a grin.

“Like what?”

“Like I’m gonna disappear.”

You blink. Hard.

He sets the plate down in front of you. Kneels a little so he’s eye-level. Reaches up, tucks a strand of hair behind your ear.

“I’m not a dream, you know.”

“I think you are.”

“I think you’ve got no idea how special you are.”

Your chest tightens.

Because the truth is… you don’t.

You’ve spent your whole life trying not to be “too much.” Not too loud. Not too needy. Not too emotional.

You were a fan — and somewhere along the line, you convinced yourself that being a fan meant being less than.

But Jack?

Jack is looking at you like you hung the moon and the stars and scored a hat trick while doing it.

“Why me?” you whisper. “You could have literally anyone.”

He tilts his head, smile dimming a little.

“That’s what you don’t get. I don’t want anyone. I want you. The girl who makes me laugh when I’m spiraling. The one who listens, really listens, when everyone else just waits to talk. The one who never asked for anything from me except honesty.”

You don’t know what to say.

So you let him keep talking.

“You think I don’t notice how hard you try to shrink yourself? Like you don’t deserve this? But I see you. I know you.”

He stands. Leans down. Kisses your temple.

“And I’m obsessed with you.”

⸻

Later, he washes the dishes.

You sit on the counter, sipping coffee from a Devils mug he definitely brought over on purpose.

“Jack?”

“Yeah?”

“What happens if I freak out again?”

He grins.

“Then I’ll be here again. And again. And again. As many times as it takes.”

You smile.

“You’re kind of clingy.”

“You like it.”

He’s right.

You really, really do.

[lewisvinga]

that’s my girl | lance stroll x fem! reader

summary; lance’s fans hated y/n for her personality and willingness to defend him and herself at any cost. however, their views on her change when a fan meets her and posts all about it

fc; tara yummy

warnings; suggestive comments

taglist; @namgification

note; requested! i’ve been obsessed w tara yummy lately but yall my requests are closed atm, i’ll open them soon once i finish w the requests i have rn 😫 so pls bear w me n be patient 🙏

masterlist !

liked by lance_stroll, lilymhe, and others!

yourusername: my man bought me chanel. sick.

username: not her not tagging lance…

yourusername: don’t want people looking at what’s mine 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

lance_stroll: acting like you weren’t begging for a bag and a pair of shoes🤣

yourusername: not u exposing me 😩

lance_stroll: just telling the truth 🤫

lance_stroll: anything for my girl❤️

yourusername: wahhh

username: i wanna be like y/n

yourusername: to be like y/n, u gotta have the y/n mindset 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

username: she ate this tho icl

username: ugh i don’t like her, she’s such a gold digger and it’s so obvious

yourusername: gold digger is when girl receives bags from millionaire boyfriend🤕

username: she’s so ugly and unclassy, idk why lance is dating her

yourusername: you’re pretty unclassy, but while we’re at it, lance just made out w me 😁😁

lilymhe: WOWWWW you’re so hot i can treat u better than him

yourusername: i can treat u better than alex bae

liked by lance_stroll, carmenmmundt, and others

yourusername: i 🖤 st tropez

username: here she goes again w the not tagging him💀💀💀

yourusername: big deal , i’m literally sitting on him and he watched me post this 🥱🥱

username: THE SECOND PICTURE???? IS SO???😩😩😩😩😩

username: omg the second picture i’m gonna go crazy

username: who even took the last picture?

yourusername: my boyfriend 🔥

lance_stroll: beautiful as always😍

yourusername: gonna give you a big fat kiss

username: i actually like her but he’s all daddy’s money, she should date some other driver who earned his spot

yourusername: LMFAOOO, babe most drivers on the grid ARE nepo babies and come from rich families 💀 yall just mad that lawrence is a loving father 🤕🤕

username: she ate this one thing up

username: i love her idc attitude idk

username: i don’t! she’s so mean and disrespectful to lance’s fans, it’s so nasty

yourusername: no i just defend myself and lance, maybe if yall weren’t coming at my neck every 5 seconds i’d be nicer 🥱🥱

carmenmmundt: GORGEOUS 😍

yourusername: NOOO YOUU😩

liked by lance_stroll, yourusername, and others

f1wagupdates:

a fan met y/n l/n while in new york city! she said that y/n was super nice, complimented her outfit, and even introduced her to lance! turns out the black cat of the paddock is super sweet!

tagged; yourusername, lance_stroll

username: her smile :( she looks so sweet

username: ugh i love her idc what yall think

username: omg omg i was that girl, she even gave me her lip gloss bc i asked about the shade😩

yourusername: lmk what u think bb bc the formula is so chefs kiss

username: omg shes in nyc??? i need to meet her nowww

yourusername: for a couple more days, may or may not pop up in saks tmrw at noon🤭

username: y’all were just bitter she’s dating your fave!! y/n will always be her

username: u could never catch me hating on mother

yourusername: i promise you guys i’m not scary😩😩 i’ll just defend my man or myself whenever 🤷‍♀️

lance_stroll: y/n is the sweetest girl i’ve ever met. she’s made me the happiest man ever. hating on her means hating me. i would take legal action against some people who leave nasty comments but y/n’s against it. she’s the best girl i could ever ask for. liked by yourusername, f1wagupdates and others!

lance_stroll: but that’s my girl ❤️

lance_stroll: and that ladies and gentlemen is how to make the y/n l/n giggle

yourusername: STOP EXPOSING ME😖

[ilydeku]

Hello!! Before I start, I just want to say that your green profile aesthetic is so prettyyy😭😭😭 it honestly reminds me of Pinterest idk. Can I request IT!girl!reader dating middle school Izuku? (im just in love w loser bf x drop dead gorg reader!)

tysm anonnie !!❤️❤️

im not sure if i did this right, but here u go 😭💕

~

you, an IT girl, dating izuku in middle school

- now this is quite the unexpectation

- what were you doing with the quirkless loser, Deku??

- you, so full of confidence with the way you carried yourself, loads of friends, grades of flying colors, beauty unmatched, a strong quirk. the list goes on

- him? the only thing remarkable is probably his will to keep going. just a quirkless outcast, a shameless nerd with unreachable dreams

- LITERALLY THIS LMFAOO:

- so why? it came as a GREAT surprise to see a post of you and Deku hanging out at a kitty cafe on insta. was it a dare? a prank? like ts gotta be some typa joke right

- WRONGG.

- they're merely scratching the surface, a surface that's not at all what it seems

- he's a really sweet boy, completely taken advantage of because of his meekness

- despite being quirkless, he was the realest person you've encountered in the school: observant, hard working, respectful. it's not like a quirk defines you anyway

- it's so embarrassing watching a classmate with the most ugly, useless, atrocious quirk you've ever witnessed poke fun at Deku

- like oh my GOSH dude they get humbled QUICK after you mention that you'd rather be quirkless

- like atp that ain't a quirk that's a disability 💀—not to be mean, but to make a point that Deku is just as capable of becoming a hero as anyone else

- going to school dances with Deku would be a lot more enjoyable if it weren't for those meddling whispers about you two. he often gets pushed to the sidelines 'cause you get swarmed by your friends and bombarded with questions :(

- but in the end, you came with him and mattered the most to him.

- he gets so nervous when he's around you, help him, he can't even look at you

- not in offense or anything. you make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and he can't help but feel enveloped by your presence

- you're this beautiful ray of light and he's kinda just..the shadow that follows after

"Izuku...Izuku did I do something wrong?"

"What? N-No! Of course not!"

"Then why aren't you looking at me?"

"Because you're—you're really pretty..."

"Pfft. You're really pretty too."

- Deku doesn't really initiate anything, thinking it'd be too lame or uncomfortable for you :( and if he does, he'll hesitate and drawback any ideas aforethought

- he follows you like a little puppy, always at your disposal

- he knows NOTHING about dating, only the note of going to amusements parks and sharing a sweet treat

- his confidence dwindles :( maybe he could learn a thing or two from you? <3

- when i tell you he was absolutley shocked when you confessed to him. his immediate reaction was playing it off as a joke

Wh..What? Oh...very funny, y/n...Huh..? YOU'RE SERIOUSOWUEIDEGHD!?!?

- he ALWAYS questions your feelings towards him—why me of all others? but i'm just a regular boy and you're..you? (gorgeous, pretty, beautiful, super cool, whole hearted, sweet...)

- and you can reassure everytime—because you're you and i like you!! a one of a kind.

- Deku doesn't have much to give to you, but he does have a big heart and alotta love

- maybe he is a loser, but he's your loser, and you wouldn't have him any other way

[thehollowwriter]

Maybe I'm being silly, but despite all my ranting abt Rollo's mischaracterisation making me seem angry, I'm actually more sad than anything. Idk, it just kinda hurts to see a complex character I love so much being portrayed as a racist, religious bigot.

He's a traumatised teenager who literally watched his brother burn alive and couldn't do a thing about it. Like. Do you understand how horrific that is? And the cause of this horrific situation that left Rollo scarred is magic.

Rollo is, again, a traumatised teenager who watched his brother burn alive, and likely never got the help he needed to properly deal with his grief. Of course he's going to blame magic, it's likely how he copes, how he brings a sense of reason to a complete accident that could have happened to anybody with magic.

It's easier to view magic as a malevolent force that caused this tragic event. That way, Rollo won't have to confront the fact that there wasn't any "reason" at all. And now, he can eradicate the "cause" of his brother's death and make everything better. It's much more fulfilling than not being able to do anything to make it right because it was just an accident.

I would also like to take the time remind you that Idia literally tried to end the world and is still treated better than Rollo is.

"But he's based off Frollo!" You cry, except you seem to forget the fact that Jamil is based off Jafar, an old man who lusted after a teenager and wanted to marry her, and while Jamil is horribly misunderstood by many people, he's still not treated like a bigoted monster.

A lot of people came to the conclusion that he's racist against fae, even though nothing he does indicates that. He hates magic users specifically, and of course he'll hate Malleus, Malleus is notorious for using magic for every little thing and mainly being revered for his magic.

I also think Rollo being religious/Catholic doesn't make sense for his character. Think about it. He sees magic as dangerous, a vile influence that will bring nothing but harm, but people are complacent to adore and use.

Imagine trying to tell him there's an all-powerful, essentially magical being he must submit to and worship? One which, may I remind you, many say "allows" bad things (like the death of a brother in a blazing torrent of fire magic) to happen? He'd hate that shit. He'd probably gear up to fight god himself. He wasn't even afraid when he fought Malleus, after all.

Idk, this is just from a culmination of far too many posts, memes, "analysis'", and fics portraying this incredibly complex and tragic character who challenges the ideologies of our main chast as a creepy, obsessive copy-paste of Frollo, when characters who have done much worse are adored and treated like little meow meows.

I just don't understand why people do this? Is this because he went against the fan favorite, Malleus? Is this because he's "ugly" (he's not, and it's gross how many of you think ugly = bad person)? Is it because nobody can read?

I really don't know. But it really frustrates me that the common portrayal of him is so far from his actual character, especially since I relate to him in the sense of feeling a burning rage at something that has caused suffering for you, and not being healthy in your response to it/not being able to get help.

Idk man

[em-harlsnow]

part 3 of Debbie's TikTok

She posts the video at 4 p.m. on a Saturday afternoon. It takes 24 hours for it to have over three million views and 1 million likes.

Her comment section goes absolutely wild.

{hotghostiegirl} noooo Ian was MY husband

{bingbong33} that's weird, he's gay

{hotghostiegirl} calm down, I was literally joking

{zoezoezoezoe} [@ bingbong33] you must be fun at parties

{abacuswinsnow} I missed a chapter, since when is Ian married??

{jessicapea} we saw his ring in a previous video but this is the first time it's been confirmed. also the first time we're seeing his husband.

{unbreakablefortress} how long have they been together??

{sickfriendo} watch the video, they've known each other since they were kids.

{unbreakablefortress} but that doesn't mean they've been together that long

{bonesisoverrated} PLEASEEEE I NEED ANOTHER VID LIKE THIS

{redcabininthewoods} YESS we have SO many questions

{breakingbrokenbad} his husband is just as hot as he is they deserve each other 🔥

{045-67C} no, Ian is hotter

{girlinredrules} Mickey is way hotter

{breakingbrokenbad} they're both hot shut up

{letseatcadburys} THEY'RE SO CUTE

{fuckboysonly} aw they're adorable

{brrooke} 'I guess everyone thinks they're in love when they're fifteen. I was just right about it' THE WAY THE GUN KISSED MY FOREHEAD

{gremlin1212} god I'm so single

{anna} may this kind of love find me.

{lucien} well congratufuckyoulations to you.

{freemylife} OMGGG make them do the challenge where they see if they can lift each other instead of weights

{treasurefinder} make more videos with them!

{frogsss} Mickey's so funny they seem really good together

{frillypanties} AWWWW I'm gonna go lie down on the highway

{kebablover} idk mickey seems kind of mean

{frank} how?

{kebablover} he literally called Ian ugly

{frank} that was so obviously a joke. clearly they have the type of relationship where they can joke about that sort of thing. you must be too insecure to understand that

{kebablover} okay well there was no need to be rude, I was just saying. seems sort of abusive

--- more replies

{debsthegallagher . original creator} They've been together for around ten years, they both can joke about things. No abuse there, they love each other a lot.

{kebablover} okay sorry I love you

{debbiefannumber1} so happy to see them both so happy! would love to see more content like this! love you debs!!

{jesuschrististhelord} may you all find Jesus. 🙏

{ilovecock} SHUT UP

{debbiegedits} PLEASEEE do a video of them answering all of our questions and explaining how they got together

{fanoffans} they know each other so well!!!!

{imontiktok} Clearly, Mickey has a good relationship with Debbie, too. They know each other well and she didn't seem to mind his swearing at her. It seems like they make a very nice couple, and they're very funny too. We would all love to see more videos like this, featuring these too. It's always fun to see more of the Gallagher family, and with the new addition of Mickey! He seems to fit right in.

{buttlicker} i would watch their only fans

{katie} that's disgusting

{beautifulrose} they're real life soulmates

{iangallagherswife} how long have they been together? how long have they been married? what was the engagement like?

{prettygirl} WE MUST KNOW

{lonelyandhorny} who's the top and who's the bottom

{saversuperman} why do u care?

{superserum} that's such an invasive question

{kevinmalone} I mean it's obvious, Ian did say he's an ass man so he's probably the top. also, he's taller

{twinklover} height doesn't mean anything. none of you should be asking about that. it's private to them. perverts.

{lonelyboy343} they're so in love it's painful.

-> part 1 is here and part 2 is here

-> let me know if you want anymore!

[moonshinemagpie]

ok tumblr you all made me read Phantom of the Opera (read: one person posted one post that vaguely intrigued me) and now you have to answer for your sins (you dont):

not a phantom??? just a weird guy??

opera owners understand perfectly well there's a weird guy who wants to extort them for money and he's in the walls of the opera house and they just dont do anything about it? (except eventually give him money????)

christine daae you are such a dumbass omg i have no sympathy for you

weird guy's name is erik???

im sorry this story was so stupid on every level

what's erik's problem? the problem is he is ugly. why is he so ugly? just...he was born ugly. like soooo ugly, idk, just a 0/10 baby. no explanation for this. no intriguing backstory. this is mentioned on like the third to last page, after the story is already over. the book is like "btw erik's ugly because he's ugly and also he used to make trap doors for a shah and lived in afghanistan the end" just deranged stupid nonsense book

again it's just bad on a structural level??? the author committed himself to stupid storytelling devices because he loved arthur conan doyle or whatever, but doyle never let his own devices get *in the way* of telling the story

the climax literally cuts off at the key moment of tension, and then it fast forwards and the danger is resolved because, uh, the baddie changed his mind ?????????????

it doesnt have the excuse of "well it's an old story" because this was coming out *after* edgar allan poe, arthur conan doyle, h.g. wells, jules verne, and so many others had done it way better

erik's not romantic at all. literally just an incel. disappointed tbh

every sentence of the book: "and he was so ugly everyone died"

meanwhile, the movie:

he has a cleft chin for god's sake

[educatedsimps]

Heyo! Quick request here because my FYP wants to make me suffer with all the Bokuto angst I’ve been seeing related to different fics (like in another life, ect). WHY DO FANFIC AUTHORS KEEP KILLING HIM OFF??? ITS DRIVING ME NUTS 😭😭 Anyway, I’d like to request some fluff with Bokuto to counteract the angst I’ve been seeing. Maybe the reader wakes up from a nightmare similar to what’s been going on in these fics and he cheers her up by being his normal happy self? Take that my FYP hahaha

(I love your writing btw! I literally pause whatever I’m doing to read anything you’ve posted! You’re my fav author on this website <3)

≪ back to fics masterlist

bokuto kōtarō x f!reader

a/n: nah bro in another life fucking broke me 🥲 i read it in like 2021 (i think??) and that angst still haunts me to this very day 😀 anyway ofc bae i literally had a fic with this nightmare/comfort idea in my google keep drafts for the LONGEST time so it's time to finally put it out there lol. ALSO I'M SO GLAD U LIKE OUR WORKS omg "favourite author"??? MY HEART ✋😭 TY FOR READING ANON ILYSM 😭💕 hope u enjoy this bae and thanku for requesting, it was truly a joy writing this!

cw: idk man just bokuto fluff and comfort typa thing cuz he’s bokuto and the B in bokuto stands for best boyfriend (b)ever

"so he’s killed in the straight aus and sent back to be with akaashi cause we will nvr recover from in another life" -yves 2024

Jolting awake, you felt fresh tears rolling past your cheeks and staining your pillow. Eyes wide, you scanned your surroundings. Same room, same bed, same pyjamas...

Was that all a dream? But... It had felt so terrifyingly real that you had woken up in a cold sweat with ugly tears streaming down your face. Heart palpitating, you tried to regulate your breathing and convinced yourself that it was just a dream.

Feeling a warm breath brush the back of your neck, you turned to see your boyfriend, Bokuto Kōtarō, sleeping soundly next to you. His breaths were slow and deep, and you watched as his bare chest rose and fell. With a beefy arm slung over your waist, he held you close to him throughout the night, keeping you warm. The dim moonlight from your window illuminated his features and his face looked so peaceful (and beautiful) you couldn't help but stare.

Breathing a sigh of relief, you soaked up the warmth radiating from his body. Not wanting to wake him, you furiously wiped the tears from your cheeks and tried to quiet your sobs.

Unfortunately for you, Bokuto's hearing was as sharp as an owl's, and he stirred with a groggy "Y/n?"

A sniffle.

He jerked his head up to look at you clearly. Your head was buried in his chest. "Y/n?"

Another sniffle. He was starting to panic.

"Babe! Babe, what happened?" He asked softly, placing a hand under your chin and tilting your head up. He swore he heard his heart go crack when he saw your tears. You responded by burying your face in his neck again.

Realising you probably weren't ready to talk just yet, he decided to distract you first. Pulling your trembling body to his, he gently rubbed circles on your back and pressed a sweet kiss to your temple.

He hummed, "You know, I was thinking the other day. Maybe we could install a small spinning light thingy in the corner of our room so it's not so dark at night. I know you don't really like it when it's pitch black in the room sooo I figured maybe that could help! I was scrolling online and saw some designs I thought you'd like, but I forgot to copy the link to send it to you but I can look for it again and show it to you later-"

He paused abruptly when you raised your head, sitting up and looking at him with a half-smile on your face.

"You okay?" He asked, concern taking over his features. He shifted so that you both were half sitting with your legs still tangled under the blanket. "Wanna talk about it?"

With yet another sniffle, you nodded. As you recounted your nightmare, Bokuto continued rubbing your arm soothingly, occasionally wiping away your tears with his thumb. His head was tilted to the side in the most adorable fashion and his eyes were fully focused on you as you spoke.

"And... and then you died," You whispered, voice hoarse and shaky. Looking into his bright amber eyes, you continued. "It was so scary, Kō..."

"But I’m right here, aren’t I?" He asked almost immediately. Bending down to your eye level, he looked at you with such a pure and genuine smile. Your heart beat faster under his gaze.

"And I’m gonna be right here forever. I’ll be here when you wake up from bad dreams and good dreams, and I’ll be here on the nights you can’t fall asleep. I’ll be your protector, Y/n!” He continued, beaming. He swiftly placed a kiss on your forehead. “I’ll protect you from all the nightmares, I promise! And see? I’m totally fine! Those killers ain't got nothing on us. I won’t let ‘em touch my baby.”

He concluded his little cheer-up speech with a sweet kiss on your lips. His hand brushed your jaw, pulling you closer. If you weren’t seated firmly on the bed, your knees probably would’ve given out from how sweet the kiss was. Either that or you would’ve gotten severe cavities before the kiss ended.

Pulling away, he wrapped you up in his arms and you felt your lips pull into a smile. His cheery mood really was contagious.

Gently pushing you into a lying position, he grabbed the blanket and pulled it over your bodies, essentially bundling the two of you together.

“Time to get some sleep, babe. I’ll be right here, ‘kay?” He said, now hugging you under the covers. You hummed, feeling safe and content.

“Oh yeah, we should definitely get a spinning light thingy. It might help with the nightmares ‘cause it won’t be as dark,” you piped up. Chuckling, Bokuto agreed.

“I love you,” he whispered, closing his eyes.

“I love you more,” you yawned.

“I love you the most-est!”

You felt another kiss on the crown of your head before you drifted off to sleep.

a/n: UMMM i hope this was nightmarish/comfort/cheery enough?? IDK IM SORRY IF IT DIDNT MEET THE REQUIREMENTS 😭 but still, tysm for requesting and thanku for reading too!! hope u liked it :,) (feel free to request another part if you’re not satisfied)

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[averageyinyulover]

I feel like the TGCF fandom talks about how Xie Lian roasted Yin Yu hard but I think we forget about how the only reason hes so plain and forgettable is because he lost the spark in his eye.

MAJOR SPOILER WARNING BEYOND THIS

Yin Yu is only so forgettable because of the actions that occurred during the brocade immortal incident - he lost that spark in his eyes and self respect that made him so memorable and impressive.

I think a lot of people just forget this if that makes sense. And he wasn't plain forever- in book 7 when he sacrificed himself Xie Lian states

Which is implying that he sees him as impressive at this moment as he called the youthful Yin Yu impressive and bright. The only reason YY is so plain to him is because he's not as confident as he used to be - he's not impressive anymore because he doesn't have the confidence nor happiness he once had as a young man.

ALSO - a lot of people think XL is calling YY ugly but he just called him plain. Some people misinterpret or are just doing it for the memes(im not saying they arent funny i usually laugh) but this is a reminder that canonically he IS attractive.

These are two quotes I will elaborate on using.

The yellow - he's canonically attractive, a 7/10 to Xie Lian who grew up in literally the most gorgeous place ever.

The teal - he just doesn't have personality to his face like he USED TO. He gets that personality back before he dies.

Idk, im probably just reading too much into it - i just wanted to post something about Yin Yu. So whenever someone thinks pookie is ugly canonically he just doesn't have personality to his face - he's attractive and the fans aren't pretending he is lol. Im probably reading too much into this, i just wanted to talk about him.

IM NOT TRYING TO START ARGUMENTS OR ANYTHING GUYS I JUST SEE A LOT OF POSTS LIKE "Yin Yu fans pretending he isn't canonically ugly" AND IM LIKE???

I just love him lots. And i read on my phone so i dont have page number but these quotes are from books 5 and 7.

[yanderemommabean]

Venting post (Homelife and abuse I guess)

Sorry for the low energy beans, my abusive grandmas been screeching her lungs out every night for hours on end and demanding the stupidest things, so I haven’t been getting much sleep.

She literally talked to me like a dog today, telling me “Come on, come here girl, come do this for me, come on”. Talk about dehumanizing.

No matter what I say or do she calls me: Lazy, selfish, slobbish, ugly and stupid, and demands that I stay on “her side” when other people tell her to back off in the family. She’ll tell me I’m a piece of shit lowlife even if I do exactly what she wants, or she’ll degrade me and mock me just because she can, and apparently we can’t do anything about that.

She genuinely needs to either die, or go to a mental institution, because my heart can’t take this stress it’s bad enough, and not being able to sleep because she’s a demanding baby is going to end up killing me.

Even if I try to ignore her, being silent does nothing and she’ll threaten more violence or nonsense, or just scream and scream and scream until you’re forced to answer, then acts like she did nothing wrong to warrant your outburst.

Going to my room does nothing, she’s right by me, her yelling and screaming and demanding cannot be blocked out.

I’m aware that I need to leave, but to do that I have to have a place to go, a car to drive, or a friend I trust and I do not have food let alone money and an income to rely on if I moved out. I don’t own a car, I’m trying to get a job DESPERATELY and my friends don’t have any room for me at their place, and have stated as such.

So I’m more or less stressed to the max and wondering why she can’t just be taken somewhere because I cannot take care of her and she refuses to listen to anyone or let anyone rest. Even if you act soft and sweet and caring she’ll spit at you this nonsense and try in some way to threaten or demean you.

There’s no “talking it out” because she doesn’t CARE. She’s never cared, not once.

I’m exhausted and I’ve been putting up with this nonsense for about four or five days now and if I don’t sleep soon and actually rest idk I might be sent to the hospital.

I hate this woman. She’s making me extremely Ill and distressed and for NOTHING.

This was just me venting, sorry loves, she’s up again and so am I so I’m trying to distract myself <3

I love you beans, stay safe and healthy

-Mommabean

[danibeanie]

Cancer mars post 🤍

(Also moon-mars aspects!)

-I really feel like this placement resonates the most with me when it comes to my natal chart. The funny thing is that it makes NO aspects with any other planets.

-I’ve heard somewhere that a planet that doesn’t make any aspects with other planets is important because it’s just itself with no other influences.

-wherever you have this placement with definitely influence that house x10. I feel like planets in their fall or detriment just impact your whole chart in general.

Positives 🩵

-your intuition is literally amped 100 by this placement. someone can be talking to me in a different tone than usual and I can just sense there’s something wrong and they’re like HOW DID U KNOW??😭

-emotions are strong and it’s because it’s influence links with the moon. we know that the moon is who we are deep within, our hidden feelings. anything I do makes me want to work even HARDER because it’s all sooo personal to me 🥲

-strong empathy with this placement you naturally put yourself into others people shoes, want to take care of others and it just comes by instinct.

-people many call you super nice and your just talking LMAO. I have this placement in my 3rd house which is ruled by communication so it’s just natural for me to embody the placement when I’m talk.

-ex you can have this in the 7th house and your just super giving into any relationships kinda intense lol, 10th house people at work may see you as mother😋 (kidding) a nurturing person.

-a lot of passion, many people forget that cancer mars is a CARDINAL sign which means it’s easy for these people to fall into a leader position. we are go getters and can be a bit competitive.

Negatives🩶

-any conflict that we have is literally the end of the world. It’s feels like impending doom when I’m mad at someone because the only way I can control this is by crying 😭

- we hold grudges *sigh* , no but really it will take me so long to forgive someone and it’s hard to let go of that bitterness. Its just that we are so considerate so when someone does something we would never do it’s hard to let go of that situation.

-mood swings are there and other people can easily get affected by this as well. we can be fine and dandy then we think about something that hurt us from 5 months ago and then we get passive.

^im very self aware of this and I try not to let it happen and when it does I isolate myself

-most of our anger is directed towards family???😭 idk if it’s just me but my family tends to see the ugly side of this placement. no one’s ever seen me SUPER-mad except for my parents.

-does anyone else get HORRIBLE,UNBEARABLE periods?!? I feel like no one talks about this.

-AVOID CONFRONTATION like no other and then we wonder why we hold grudges cause WE DONT TALK IT OUT LMAO.

-it’s easy to get drained of tasks that your not emotionally invested in or see no future in. I can make a whole rant on how this affects my school life but that’s too much.*sigh*

Influential musicians 🩵

chester bennington(lead singer of linkin park) also had a cancer mars.(may he rest in peace🤍) A lot of rock and heavy metal musicians have cancer mars which is ironic because they put all that passion and emotion into their lyrics and singing.

-lana del rey is a cancer mars and I feel like she embodies this placement fully. even by her lyrics and just the way she talks.

IN CONCLUSION 🩵

-being a cancer mars has its ups and down and so many people pertain to its negatives. I believe that people with the fallen/detriment placements all naturally have their positives as well. it’s definitely a placement you have to live and learn by. I love this placement because it humbles me, gives me empathy and kindness ,but don’t cross us cause then we’ll reciprocate that rudeness 10x harder.

[antiadvil]

phookbook adventures part 2! today I made the penne alla vodka from @queerphil. I didn't change this recipe nearly as much as the beef kophta, the only thing I did was put slightly fewer red pepper flakes in because I wasn't sure I'd be able to handle the spice levels. grocery shopping was kind of a disaster, because it was the same grocery shopping trip as the beef kophta one, and then I had to go back for parmesan cheese, and then it turned out they were hiding pancetta in the deli section the whole time?? who knew?? so that part was good. the two trips part was not ideal.

I definitely should have at least halved the recipe, I'd blame it on the fact that it said two servings, but to be honest, I completely didn't read that, I just didn't want to do any math. god bless anyone who can eat half a pound of pasta with a heavy cream based sauce on it in one sitting but that is not me. more importantly, the pasta literally didn't fit in the pot I originally got out for it. look. I'm not very good at spatial reasoning. I wasn't paying attention. I haven't been taking my ADHD medication. which probably explains a lot about this post.

I stuck a bunch in the freezer (idk if the cream will like that, it'll have to deal) and I'll probably be eating pasta for the rest of my life idk (there are worse fates). also the spice level was fine!! it was definitely spicy (my nose ran lol) but I like the taste of red pepper so I could tolerate it (I really dislike spices that just sort of feel like heat without flavor). and I don't normally like tomato sauce but I really liked this kind!! the heavy cream probably helped, I'm a sucker for creamy textures. overall 10/10 would make again with the recipe maybe halved. or quartered. or maybe just the way it is again, if it keeps well enough in the freezer. we'll see! that one really is on me I just had no sense of how much space a pound of pasta took up lmao I didn't use a single brain cell when planning out this meal

also mine is significantly redder than the one in the photo but like it's fine probably it didn't taste overwhelmingly of tomato or anything I'm just self conscious about it lmao... sorry my pasta is UGLY :(

[wolfertinger]

https://www.tumblr.com/throwaway-callingbs/785558085900042240/holy-assumptions-batman-wow-okay-so-hi-ive?source=share

So he really just accuses anyone who disagrees with him of being a white person talking over black people and poc, huh?

copying their reblog, as i cannot reblog it directly.

"Holy assumptions, Batman!

Wow okay so hi, I've never had anyone lose their goddamn marbles over something that wasn't supposed to be hostile or anything. This is going to be my only post on things in an ATTEMPT to clear shit up for other people (minus Salem because it's clear that you have some issues and you're determined to paint me a villain based on lies and assumptions). I don't care enough for this to be a back and forth thing but I am NOT gonna sit here and have some rando label me as a pissed off racist white person when that couldn't be further from the truth.

Fwiw the original response was on Salem's like, black art comparisons between actual POC artists and white people. I'm not taking whole screenshots, Salem blocked me within maybe minutes of me posting my comment and then went on his whole tirade I guess. I understand why you use that weird filter on shit now I guess, you're just looking to take shit out of context and twist things into something they're not.

Anyways

This? This just read unnecessarily ugly and I said so. I want to state that I didn't see comments of people getting pissy/hurt or patting themselves unnecessarily on the back but also I only looked at direct comments and not tags or reblogs so idk how folks acted over everything. But hell maybe he blocked those people too idk how blocking works here I've never been blocked and then had someone spreading lies about me before. Or he was making shit up because that's what he's doing to me.

The biggest thing I had to say:

I'M NOT FUCKING WHITE!!!

I AM LATIN AMERICAN!!!

MY PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY BEING PUT IN FUCKING CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND SHIT JUST FOR EXISTING IN THE U.S. DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT WHITE PRIVILEGE OR WHATEVER BULLSHIT. MY PEOPLE ARE ACTIVELY BEING PERSECUTED.

Maybe I didn't word shit right, idk, but nah, sorry man, on a post about drawing black people, going "idk why white people are wanting to be congratulated like they're children for doing something basic" does come across as hostile or aggressive or at the very least, kind of mean-spirited. Sorry, I know from experience that you don't talk down to white people if you want to see changed behaviors. Literally was all I was saying.

You wanna see change you gotta tell people they're doing a good job when you see it. Not "Lol why should I say anything positive you should have had this from the beginning!"

ALSO

I have NO fucking clue what you're talking about with the block evading shit. I have not and WOULD not use racist remarks on anyone! I literally only saw this response because someone linked me off-site to your post and I wasn't signed in to tumblr. When I tried using the app it told me the post didn't exist so I knew I'd been blocked. As you can see I had to use a throw away account to address anything because it's REAL easy to call someone a racist white person when they can't even see your shit.

I am not white.

I did not call you racist against white people.

I SURE AS SHIT did not "block evade" (already this is too much effort but you accusing me of this pissed me off) to call you racist things.

Either you're full of shit or someone else came after you, but it was not me. But with how you reacted and went absolutely nuclear even if you turned around and said it must have been someone else I would not believe you.

Sucks because I genuinely loved your art and it gave me better body positivity too.

And before you try to use whatever other lies you can- i am also queer and disabled! In case you start trying to call me some other bullshit like claim I used homophobic or transphobic slurs or something against you next. 🙄

Anyways, I'm done. I just wanted to set the record straight but I'm not going to argue all day with a toxic kid whose using their platform to make shit up when there's REAL. ACTUAL. issues of white people talking over POC and all the other shit you bitch about.

This is public on the platform and that's all I care about. Peace."

[lostinvasileios]

Hello! I hope this message finds you well! I wanted to ask how should one go about becoming a devotee? I feel like my religious trauma is holding me back and that I'm just not cut out for any of this. I don't feel as if I have anything to offer the gods or goddesses I'd want to worship and it's just a lot. I don't even feel like I'm worthy while simultaneously lacking faith because of my past experiences with Christianity. I just don't know 😭. I'm also not in a safe environment to create alters or anything like that.

Ooohh my days. Umm, allow me to apologize very sincerely on getting to this as late as I am, sweetheart. I reallyyy... Got... Lost in the divine sauce... And you know - life as a whole kind of... Distracted me from Tumblr? But! That's for another post, let's dive right into your question.💞🌷🌷

Firstly!! There is no guidebook on being a devotee. A devotee, as a literal definition (the last time I checked at least) just means someone who worships (a god). In other words, the only thing you should do to be a devotee for a lord, is to be... Devoted to them. However devotion and being devoted looks and/or means to you.

Believe it or not, I relate to this a ton. I mean, for fuck's sake I quite literally had snot running down my face, full blasted-ly ugly crying in front of Apollon because of my religious trauma and how I felt so held back from the relationship I so desperately wanted with him. I even repented to him one time on accident but that's... Not important right now...

I see a lot of early devotees crashing their own parade before they even get marching by questioning "what they have to give" to their gods. I've got a simple answer for you and anyone else struggling with that: thyself. (Yourself)

That may sound a bit - overboard or scary. But it's quite simple. Gods don't expect offerings, as much as media might make it sound. Hell, in my experience? Lucifer, for example, doesn't even typically like it whenever I go tryhard for his offerings. He has literally straight up told me "No" and that I am spoiling him on multiple occasions.

Gods much rather have a genuine connection with you than to have the finest piece of freshly baked bread or the sweetest aged wine. They'd prefer you to blow them a kiss (which can be you just blowing a kiss to the air or whatever), you to smile when you think of them, listen to music that reminds you of them... To love them, and to eventually learn, and trust, that they love you just as much.

Idk what in particular makes you think you have no/little worth, but I assure you a god will not see you in the same light you see yourself. Unless you are literally having the strongest of all sticks up your ass and a fine-print contract type of situation with 100% "these are the rules and this is what I'll do for you in exchange for this" type of relationship with your deity or deities, I can promise you that all of your doubts (that you've allowed me to know here at least) are unfounded. This idea of you lacking worth, from my perspective, is just you lacking self esteem more than anything. Everyone is worth it, everyone in their own way or another, deserves the experience of being beloved by a god. Including you.

Faith is also not given, it is built. Faith cannot be demanded. That is false, that is inauthentic, and that is harmful. Which can also lead you to psychosis and ect ect...

Faith takes time. And you aren't expected to give gods your faith, heart, or trust right away. They won't command you to grovel at their feet and plead your life to them. It takes months, years, or however long to truly build faith for what it really is and not what you were taught by people turning to religion for something impure told you it was.

And altars are not a necessity either! I promise. Altars are nice and altars can be calming to have if you want them and can have them. But there are many different ways to have a worship space if you want it. Personally, I like to have my altars in my head. Imagining a beautiful cathedral dedicated to my beloved, decorated and architecture-d for them specifically... It makes things a lot easier, affordable, convenient (because you can give them an offering anywhere yk), I could go on. These also take time to build as well, since you need to get the hang of visualization and stuff. But, if you want a physical reminder of your deity, just get a plush, devote something you already have to them or set aside a bit of your drink for them.. The list continues. You quite literally can make anything into an altar or an offering. A little patch of grass outside? Hell yeah, put your hand on the ground and tell your god that you're thinking of them. Do whatever you want! They appreciate your genuineness more than any trinket or whatever.

Your love is what makes the thing special, not the thing itself, ykwim?

Anywayyy... I yapped a bit, my bad. I hope it helps you though, honey!!! Many blessings to you. May divinity give you their tender kisses of reassurance and pearls of peace. 🪽💙🐝

[narsh-potatoes]

actually ya know what im still not done thinkin about my tags of that last post

just about the only scene i have written of that fic is one towards the very end, the climax of the fic where sky finally breaks down and explodes at everyone, and also at the same time (really, right before) wild is snipping at him, this festering ugly feeling he's been nursing this entire trip comes spilling out that shouldn't sky feel grateful that he gets to relive it? to go back? just to see it all again? not necessarily a do-over but just being back where nothing hurt? and like wild doesn't have all of his memories, sure, and the ones he does have are hazy and somewhat painful, but there is this feeling of BEFORE that marks everything. what he wouldn't give to just. see it. experience it once. at the very least to sate his curiosity. (side note: i feel like this is ooc which is why i wanna change that bit but it fucks with the whole foil that wild brings to this particular story if i change it!! i don't actually think wild would want to return to "that guy" at all! he just wants to be him!! but alas. idk maybe in the crazy timeline where i revisit old fandoms every one of my mutuals have already left and finish this fic, i'll make it work. i would love it if wild still pokes at sky for this because he doesn't have the full picture. sky being too good at masking how he's feeling so to wild it looks like he is or at least should be having the time of his life and is for some reason dissatisfied. and also the thing that i poke around with is how sky is THE chosen. and wild fuckin isnt lmao, another point of envy/general contention)

.... side note too long. anyways. sky explodes cuz it's been like a week straight of a literal nightmare scenario of having to lie to past!zelda, and groose, and fit into all these old routines that are so familiar but he's got hindsight now but he can't get comfortable, and he doesn't know how messing with timelines works and boy this is bad and overcomplicated and ALSO. a key thing is the fact that in order to hide as his past self, he's had to put away all the things that he shouldn't have. so no more tunic, no sword, no sailcloth, no anything. he even has to steal past him's clothes (things don't fit quite right, but it's good enough)

so sky has his explosion, storms off, and as he's cooling off trying to stay mad but it's really hard when you just feel generally awful, and it's like. he stormed off and he realizes he doesn't have a damn single bit of comfort item with him. which makes it WORSE!!!!!!!!

[femsolid]

girly pop. i just scrolled (and continuing to scroll) thru yr blog and i feel like. ive been reborn. Bc like last week if i would've seen posts like yrs i would've been like 'ew terf! block' but idk now that i'm *actually* reading thru what you and others have posted... taking stuff in.. doin some deep thinking... somwthings clicking in my brain. i like it.

Good for you :) That's why it's good to go beyond the knee-jerk reaction and actually think for yourself. And remember that you don't have to agree with everything and that there's no forbidden question. Especially on tumblr, the radical feminist community is like a big forum of women exchanging ideas and informations.

The idea that you shouldn't interact with, read from or follow people who have views that you might disagree with, is a red flag. Critical thinking depends on the evaluation of contradicting positions.

Most people who throw the term "terf" around don't even know what radical feminism is about, because they don't interact with us, they barely even view us as people. They don't even think we care about anything other than the trans movement. We discuss so many things: the impact of pornography, the link between capitalism and male supremacy, the racism behind the surrogate mother industry, misogyny in the medical field, south korean feminism that rejects relationships with men, rejecting gender roles etc. But according to trans activists, radical feminism is just entirely focused on them and anything else is a "dog whistle".

They've built this straw man, this boogeyman and they scare each others with it. They'll say "radfems are all white conservative women who want to check your genitals and discriminate against masculine women" and the next day they'll say "radfems are all ugly masculine lesbians who hate men and believe that women are oppressed lol what a joke!" But also, "radfems are literal nazis, the reincarnation of Hitler, believing in biological sex is a genocide!"

They should really ask themselves why their number one enemy is a bunch of leftist feminists... Why would a group of progressive women suddenly become bigoted monsters? Why is the only political movement that doesn't welcome men the biggest threat to the trans movement? And what crimes and violence have radical feminists actually committed? I never get an answer to that one.