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ok hi im back again. can we talk about the hero harem. i wanna talk about the hero harem.
so. what do i mean by this. well, think of a dating sim. now stop thinking about a dating sim bc its not anything like the hero harem. the hero harem is an all you can eat buffet. a basket of bread at a restaurant. chips and dip.
the hero harem is a game of hungry hungry hippos.
see, we can all agree that hero is like. the de facto leader. he's kind and empathetic. a nice guy. easy to get along with. but most importantly: he's the voice you start with. the one you always have. the closest to the long quiet. the closest to the shifting mound as well. this means something probably. but most importantly, it means something to the other voices. they're disjointed and argumentative and the only thing keeping them together is sharing a body.
now, what happens when you give them their own bodies? chaos. absolute fucking chaos. probably some attempted murder as well. but hero wldnt let that happen. he's the glue holding them together. their rock.
what im getting at is, they're all codependant as fuck. clinginess varies but its present in all of them. always an arm around his shoulders or hand on his arm or. just hands everywhere. they're all very touchy in my mind. physical sensation is very novel to them and they want to get everything out of it they can. preferably with their hero.
you may be wondering. do they fight? do they tug at him like a barbie doll? growl and tug like dogs with a rope? maybe a little. in subtle ways. but its more like a class pet type situationship. he is theirs collectively. they pass him around like a bottle of bud lite is what im saying. like "its been one of those days. pass the hero" ykno. they all have their grubby little claws on him. and if we're adding the vessels? oh my god its like a fucking joint at a party. they are all in that shit. like cheeto dust on ur fingers. but like. its feather dust.
anyways, hero is a little silly guy who loves affection he's soaking this shit up dont worry about him. they feed him, they walk him. he gets plenty of sunlight ykno. its fine. hes fine.
#slay the princess#hero starts talking and my stomach starts growling#i need to eat him so bad#hes like 'maybe we could just leave' and im like 'do you come with a side of fries'#hes soooooo. squirmy and wiggly#he would ooze#dont ask what thats supposed to mean i dont have an answer#anyways smitten IS the one who hoards him the most#paranoid is second bc he uses him as a body pillow#i think theres some angst there abt not sharing a body anymore and feeling more. lonely or empty#and being close to each other soothing that itch#like. no personal space. for any of them. they NEED physical touch 24/7 or Else#and hero like. always willing to provide that closeness#idk. its hard to put jnto words#but you get it right
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Stubborn asking Hero to spar for those homoerotic manhandling
Broken being carried piggy back by hero and not letting go
Oppy always agreeing with Hero to win brown points
Smitten has SO many poems, songs dedicated to their glorious leader
Cold passively hovering around Hero without explicitly saying anything
Contrarian making and doing pranks until Hero walks in and he "behaves"
Cheated going to Hero for confiding in.
I could go on.
ok hi im back again. can we talk about the hero harem. i wanna talk about the hero harem.
so. what do i mean by this. well, think of a dating sim. now stop thinking about a dating sim bc its not anything like the hero harem. the hero harem is an all you can eat buffet. a basket of bread at a restaurant. chips and dip.
the hero harem is a game of hungry hungry hippos.
see, we can all agree that hero is like. the de facto leader. he's kind and empathetic. a nice guy. easy to get along with. but most importantly: he's the voice you start with. the one you always have. the closest to the long quiet. the closest to the shifting mound as well. this means something probably. but most importantly, it means something to the other voices. they're disjointed and argumentative and the only thing keeping them together is sharing a body.
now, what happens when you give them their own bodies? chaos. absolute fucking chaos. probably some attempted murder as well. but hero wldnt let that happen. he's the glue holding them together. their rock.
what im getting at is, they're all codependant as fuck. clinginess varies but its present in all of them. always an arm around his shoulders or hand on his arm or. just hands everywhere. they're all very touchy in my mind. physical sensation is very novel to them and they want to get everything out of it they can. preferably with their hero.
you may be wondering. do they fight? do they tug at him like a barbie doll? growl and tug like dogs with a rope? maybe a little. in subtle ways. but its more like a class pet type situationship. he is theirs collectively. they pass him around like a bottle of bud lite is what im saying. like "its been one of those days. pass the hero" ykno. they all have their grubby little claws on him. and if we're adding the vessels? oh my god its like a fucking joint at a party. they are all in that shit. like cheeto dust on ur fingers. but like. its feather dust.
anyways, hero is a little silly guy who loves affection he's soaking this shit up dont worry about him. they feed him, they walk him. he gets plenty of sunlight ykno. its fine. hes fine.
#slay the princess#hero starts talking and my stomach starts growling#i need to eat him so bad#hes like 'maybe we could just leave' and im like 'do you come with a side of fries'#hes soooooo. squirmy and wiggly#he would ooze#dont ask what thats supposed to mean i dont have an answer#anyways smitten IS the one who hoards him the most#paranoid is second bc he uses him as a body pillow#i think theres some angst there abt not sharing a body anymore and feeling more. lonely or empty#and being close to each other soothing that itch#like. no personal space. for any of them. they NEED physical touch 24/7 or Else#and hero like. always willing to provide that closeness#idk. its hard to put jnto words#but you get it right#<- previous tag#((this is me with Hero wtf??))#((only diff is that Hero is a woman for me))#((did you steal my brain?!))
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