#if I get hate for this I'm just gonna laugh lmao

[heirloommtomatoes]

i used to be so.....prestige or whatever-brained that i was like. ok i'll go to law school just so i can Have a jd and then never practice law and do something more creative or fulfilling or something. yay! :) and really thought this was gonna be like. a plan

[lookanartdweeb]

... mmm....I'm sorry, but I'm different. I genuinely don't actually trust Shanks LMAO

🤷‍♀️ gives me bad snake vibes in my gut, sorry to all that like him. To me, he gives bad vibes (and also looks like he smells like wet pennies and turtle tank water)

[the-cooler-king]

One of those texts I kind of need to sit on before I decide how I'm going to word it.

I never know how to start these, but I always have an idea on what to say. Your opinion of me actually matters a lot & the implication that you believe that I lie to you or I'm not doing enough is kinda hurtful. It comes across to me like my effort is worthless to you & that what I want doesn't matter at all. I wouldn't bring it up if I didn't think you cared, and I know you're going through a lot and shouldn't have to worry about me, but I'm getting mixed signals that are really throwing me off. What do you want from me? Am I asking too much of you and you don't know how to tell me? I sincerely want to be there for you, regardless of what it looks like to get to that point, but if you don't want me there you can tell me! What you want matters just as much, if not more, to me. I'm not the kind of person to be hostile about things if they don't work out. I don't want to be another source of stress or negativity for you, and I don't want you to be afraid of being honest with me. I constantly question if you're just too nice to tell me you aren't interested anymore, and even if you are, I might need more reassurance than you can give me because I don't think I'm very worth it to anyone for anything. If you don't think I'm trying hard enough then tell me what I need to do to change that! I'm at the point of just not knowing what I bring to your life, if anything at all. You don't need to deal with me on top of everything else, so, I'm sorry for this. Even if you don't text me back I'll feel better once I get it out there. The only thing I've ever been afraid of is not communicating exactly how much I care about you & how much you mean to me - even if it doesn't matter to you, or you don't believe me. If there comes a day where we aren't in each other's lives anymore for whatever reason, I don't want either of us to question what could've been said or done differently or regret not doing more.

[shouyuus]

I have a request based off of something that happened to me with my gf LMAO but if you could write a Vi and reader having ✨sesbian lex✨ and Vi suddenly gets a phone call. Instead of Stopping Vi covers reader’s mouth and answers the call, chatting normally as she continues to strap reader down and reader is struggling to stay quiet 👁️👁️ thanks pookie!

that's so hot pookie bless so glad u got to have that experience 👁️👁️

+18, mdni, carmech!vi bc i miss her wow

"n-ngh -- vi... r-right there --"

"yeah sweetness? like it when i fuck you right there?"

vi sounds a bit breathless, there's a light quirk to the side of her lips as she works her hips into yours, her strap hitting against a spot inside you that has your vision petering out at the edges. there's a heat curling in the base of your belly that makes your toes curl, your spine bend. you reach for her, sinking your fingers into her tightly corded forearms as she leans down to pin you back.

"fuck -- fuck -- you're so tight, pretty girl -- y'hear how wet you are for me?" she asks, even as you nod, a desperate bob of your head as she hoists your thigh over her hip to drill in all the deeper.

it's saturday afternoon, the air conditioner on full blast, the car garage empty for the heat. it'd been a slow kind of day, the kind where ennui tickles at the summer-stained corners of the imagination, threatening to set in. and when it does... well, there's only one thing for it --

"please, vi -- i'm gonna --"

she lets out a low groan, leaning down to suck a sloppy hickey against your shoulder. even though the pair of you have been together more than a year now, she's still as insatiable as when you'd just met her.

"that's it, c'mon princess -- cum for me, cum all over this strap like the good little girl you --"

the phone rings; her pace stutters.

you keen, squeezing your thighs around her hips, your heels digging into her back as she reaches for her cellphone and frowns down at the caller id. you shake your head vigorously, tugging at her arm.

"vi -- vi -- no don't --" you beg, because there's a dangerous smirk cresting her lips even as she presses a finger to them.

"shh... quiet princess, unless you want someone to hear," she murmurs, before swiping up and pressing the phone to her ear.

"heeeyyy silco, what's up? y'lookin for vander? he's out at a show in kansas -- oh yeah -- sure, we should still be good for dinner -- 7, at the bar, right?" vi rocks her hips down into yours and has to press her palm over your mouth to muffle your squeak.

"huh? no nothing -- just uh --" vi cocks an eyebrow down at you, swirling her hips, the feel of her strap dragging inside you nearly makes your eyes roll back. you clench down around her, biting down hard on your own lips to keep from making noise. she nods her approval before letting go of your mouth and straightening back up, resting her free hand on your hip to hold you still as she tugs back for a particularly hard thrust.

"-- doin' some maintenance work," she chuckles, "some of these screws are in a bit tight," she winks, pulling back and thrusting forward once more, "y'know how things get when they're not... worked out properly once in a while."

you squeeze your eyes shut, feeling the coil tighten inside you with every soft shallow thrust of her hips, the tip of the silicon strap nudging up against your g-spot till it's all you can do to keep from falling apart. you scrabble for her wrist, giving her a warning tug as she laughs at something silco says, glancing down at your with dark, blown-out eyes.

"yeah, i know, i know, you've always hated the shop talk -- kay, we'll see you at dinner -- yep, she'll be there too," vi says, before bidding her goodbyes and clicking off her phone. she sets it face down on the bedside table and before returning to the shape of you pinned beneath her.

"f-fuck vi... th-that's not --" you try to force out a coherent sentence, but vi only coos as she reaches down between you to flick playfully at your clit. immediately, your mouth falls open, and you jerk up against her. she laughs.

"mmm... i really do love it when you're tryna keep quiet for me princess..." she says, leaning down to brush her lips against yours. you yank her down for a kiss, fingers fisting in the choppy pink hair at the base of your skull. she groans into the kiss, fucking into you now with the kind of wild abandon you've come to know all too well.

within a minute, she has you shuddering apart, coming hard enough for the world to blink out for a few seconds, the air in your lungs to taste sweet and bitter all at once. she holds you down and chases her own climax, muttering the entire time about how hot you look, how much she loves it when you soak her strap like this. you keen as she collapses into you with a long breath, groaning into the sticky skin of your shoulder.

you run your fingers through her hair.

"really?" you ask, after a few steadying breaths, "a few tight screws?"

vi chuckles, pulling back with a lopsided shrug.

"what? wasn't exactly a lie."

"yeah? you really wanna compare our sex lives to car maintenance?"

vi pulls out and you crinkle your nose at the sudden loss of feeling. she leans down to press a kiss to the side of your knee before reaching for a napkin to wipe you down.

"'s not that different -- good, timely maintenance gets you a good, healthy, long run with your car," she says, tossing the napkin into a bin in the corner before offering you a mug of water. you take a sip before holding the mug up to her lips. she lets you tip some into her mouth, licking her lips as she works the harness off from around her hips.

"thanks princess," she says, leaning forward for a kiss. you watch her pull her tanktop back on, shimmying back into her boxer shorts.

"oh, you're good for dinner at silco's right? at 7?"

you cock an eyebrow, "you mean the dinner you already agreed to for me on the phone right now? while we were fucking?"

vi shoots you a cheeky smile.

"so... 7?"

you roll your eyes, tossing your underwear at her with a huff.

"get me a new pair of panties."

vi laughs, snatching your crumpled up underwear from the air and considers them for a brief second before pressing them into the back pocket of her cargo shorts.

"nah, think i like you without them."

[lesbworth]

a probably incomplete list and rating of all the britcoms i have watched and how gay they are

somehow, during my short life, i have managed to watch an obscene amount of britcom, mostly through family osmosis. this probably explains a lot about who i am today. i have recently been thinking about just how many of these things have passed through my eyeballs over the years and also just how many of them range from kind of to very to unbelievably gay. so here is a list rating how gay they all are out of 10 because i always love a list!

notes:

many of these i watched at a tender age so i remember kind of fuck all and i have not rewatched any for the purposes of this. so be aware that several of these reviews are based on hazy recollections of vibes

yes some of the ones with canon queer characters are going to have lower ratings than some of the ones without that's simply how the cookie crumbles. sometimes a show is just packed to the absolute brim with pure trademark typically english inexplicable repressed homoeroticism and it makes it feel gayer than one where a character came out

let's say 5/10 is what i consider the "average" level of britcom homoeroticism but other than that there's no system to the ratings just vibes fr

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1960s

dad's army

this is probably the one i started watching at the youngest age, but i watched so damn much of it. i was too young to be looking out for this kind of thing but considering it fits the classic britcom format of revolving around the strong bonds between a cast that fails to pass the bechdel test i'm gonna make an educated guess at 3/10. there's probably old man yaoi in there somewhere. (and if i had to pick the main ship it would clearly be mainwaring/wilson)

1970s

all creatures great and small

i mean. OBJECTIVELY. it is not gay. it's literally based on real people who as far as we know were not in the least gay. but THERE'S JUST A WEIRD VIBE. AM I CRAZY? TELL ME I'M NOT CRAZY 5/10 (it's probably partly a side effect of watching this as a babygay since i would basically headcanon the whole main cast of anything i watched as bisexual. good times. i also had tristan farnon gender envy)

fawlty towers

really heterosexual vibe i will not lie. at least 60% propped up by classic i hate my wife humour. if there's anything queer in there it did not impress itself upon me 0/10 at least it inspired vicious

the good life

ostensibly this is about two married couples but it emits such an oddly bisexual energy??? like they're a polycule. to me. which is already basically canon since they have the whole wifeswap dynamic but i mean tom and jerry (yes really) are giving exes and margo and barbara have probably snogged a couple of times. TO ME. 6/10

only when i laugh

on balance i think it's probably at least a bit homoerotic considering the bechdel test metric again but despite having decently clear memories of it i can't think of anything particularly. i'll give it a 4/10 and as a raffles fan christopher strauli being there adds a point LMAO

porridge

despite being set in a men's prison i don't think it gets a very high score... let's go 4/10 because i'm sure there's enough there to go off of. pretty sure there were also many jokes about gay sex as can be expected. also inspired red dwarf

rising damp

going to be so for real the main thing i remember is the racism. 1/10? there are enough male characters that there might have been something idk

to the manor born

i mean it's a straight romance but it's not toooo hetero. audrey and marjory are kind of schoolgirl exes yuri #if you think about it. in fact i remember a scene where they're gushing about how they both had a crush on one of their schoolmistresses? 5.5/10?

whatever happened to the likely lads?

i THINK i've watched episodes of this. i know my parents have the box set. but i cannot for the life of me recall anything from it. just based on the premise though, i'll give it a strong 5/10

1980s

'allo 'allo!

girl... i forgor. i don't think so? i mean let's give it 3/10 for being set in france. also i have been reminded that there's an implied gay nazi, diversity win

blackadder (all series)

absolutely. "i cannot conceive", etc and so on. the crossdressing shenanigans. fry & laurie are there. just has a fruitiness about it generally. 7/10

only fools and horses

eeehh. all-male main cast but they're a family which hinders its ability to serve homo. generally giving very straight energy. 1/10 in case i forgot something

red dwarf

the fucking show that led me to make this ranking in the first place. grant naylor you will be dealt with. 10/10

a very peculiar practice

i didn't watch much of this and it was a long time ago but distinctly remember getting some kind of A Vibe. and looking it up apparently one of the main characters is canonically bi?? damn 7/10

yes, minister (and yes, prime minister)

look. LOOK. there's just something about it. it's the father of the thick of it which is british succession to me. also sir humphrey is homosexual there is literally no other way to read him nigel hawthorne told me himself actually. go and watch the homoerotic wispa ad 7/10

you rang, m'lord?

i actually haven't watched any full episodes of this but i must give it a 7/10 for the inclusion of CISSY the stylish 1920s aristocratic butch communist who could have walked right out of le monocle. love it

1990s

drop the dead donkey

this was such a deep cut i actually forgot it existed until making this list. i know i watched quite a lot of it to be honest but i can't remember shit other than that i liked one of the women's hair. i think it was pretty straight? NEVERMIND THERE'S A LESBIAN IN IT HOW DID I FORGET ABOUT A WHOLE LESBIAN 6/10

father ted

to be honest i don't think this comes from quite the same place homoeroticism-wise as most of the others on this list given that it's irish and not english (not to disparage oscar wilde of course!). catholic yaoi...? i really don't think so 2/10 for the catholicism also get fucked graham linehan

jeeves and wooster

let's be serious now. 9/10 i <3 gay people. i was raised on the books which also probably explains a lot about me... and naturally i have also always gotten severe gender envy from bertie

mr. bean

is mr. bean really considered britcom. can i leave him out. i'm going to leave him out

one foot in the grave

now i am certain i have watched this because i remember the theme song and vaguely the title sequence but i also forgot about its existence until this list. honestly i think it was just giving constant i hate my wifeism even the imprint where a memory once was of it that i have feels tiring 0/10

the royle family

painfully straight but in the way your irl straight friends are. if that makes sense. 1/10

2000s

black books

maybe i watched this at an overly impressionable age but like... it's giving. it's got the odd couple the domesticity the found family if you will. the m/f platonic relationships. also tamsin greig in that haircut? i remember always being so unconvinced that fran was straight that woman looks sooo lesbian 8/10 and FUCK graham linehan

the it crowd

very classic britcomism (you're my wife roy! you're my wife!!!) and i mean the guys snog on screen that is very much a thing that happened. also i just don't really think richard ayoade can totally play straight despite being a straight man. also the main three kind of have rancid bisexual polycule potential. also there's a goth. also i would watch gay! a gay musical. 7/10 AND FUCK GRAHAM LINEHAN!!!!!!

peep show

classic britcom homoerotic odd couple except one of them is actually bisexual and played by a bisexual actor. and the other is "possibly bi but basically uncurious". and they ALSO snog on screen. i haven't watched much of this to my shame but I Know What It Is 8/10

the thick of it

BRITISH SUCCESSION. i swear to god you would all be foaming at the mouth about this if it came out at a time and context to be big on tumblr. malcolm tucker god's worst bisexual 7.5/10 by the way that's an incredibly homophobic headline you massive poof!

2010s

ghosts

8.5/10 right off the bat brother firstly it's a six idiots show which already guarantees a high score but also it's genuinely very sweet with regards to canon queerness and the characters are flamboyant and lovable in a way guaranteed to attract the kind of queer fandom it has today. captain my beloved

upstart crow

i mean of course it's about shakespeare and it doesn't shy away from implying he's queer but the general vibe is not suuuper fruity. i'll say 6.5/10

vicious

this is what i'm TALKING ABOUTTT i'm so glad this show exists in the world. genuinely what would we even do if there WASN'T a show about ian mckellen and derek jacobi being a gay couple of 50 years who hate each other 11/10

yonderland

i feel like this makes ghosts too low but i wanted to put yonderland a bit higher for the sheer amount of environmental queerness knocking about in there and also the general campiness of it all. six idiots moment. 9/10 the elders are incredible ho-tan you will always be famous queen

2020s

staged

yeah. 9/10

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thank you for reading 🙏 honestly i basically just made this for the appeal of making A List but absolutely feel free to argue with me about the ratings, suggest your own fav britcoms not listed here, et cetera

(also have fun spotting the same fucking people in half of them LMAO. i fear british tv is never beating the 3 actors allegations)

[cheeseceli]

Their s/o doesn't like pet names

Pairing: ot8!skz × gn!reader (individually)

Genre: fluff, headcanons

Request: what if the s/o doesn’t like calling them “baby/babe/darling” or whatever and prefers to call them their name? How would they react to that?

Warnings: pet names lmao, established relationship, most of them are somewhat new relationships, "dying" joke at hyunjin's

A/n: I'm being somewhat active here :) | daily click

Bang Chan

‌he doesn't mind being called by his name

‌but !

‌he'd ask you to at least call him by a nick name

‌please don't hit him with the bang chan stuff because he will cry

‌call him Chris! Or channie! Or something like that!

‌just don't go around calling him by the government name please

‌and if you don't mind being called by a petname, he'll get creative with the ways he call you

‌most are sweet, some of them are lowkey embarrassing but it's okay cause you love him

‌if you also don't wanna be called a pet name, he'd call you by a cute variation of your name

‌a nickname

Lee Know

‌ok

‌he is just like

‌ok

‌you tell him "I don't really like pet names"

‌he nods

‌and boom, that's solved

‌wouldn't mind using pet names but also doesn't mind not using it yk

‌lowkey relieved because he had NO idea how to start calling you "darling" all of the sudden

‌he had tried before but cringed and then stepped back

‌so you lowkey saved him here lmao

Changbin

‌yeah you are going to have to tell him

‌loud and clear with all the words

‌otherwise he is NOT gonna get it

‌he will be calling you pet names and doesn't even bat an eye as to why you're not doing the same

‌he's just very excited for being in a relationship with you lmao

‌the exciment went over his head, can you blame him tho

‌so as communication is the key (!) just tell him what's going on and it's chill

‌might be a bit :( at first because he wanted to be called cute stuff as well but he'll be alright, dw

‌will probably try to find a pet name you like or just ask to be called a nickname just like Chan

‌and if you don't want to be called a pet name either that's okay! He will tone it down until there's only your actual name leaving his mouth

‌might slip a babe or honey sometimes but he'll be quick to correct it

Hyunjin

‌was lowkey worried

‌he is very patient and he was just silently waiting

‌and he didn't mind it in the beginning of the relationship

‌but the months passed and you were still on name basis with him

‌so he might or might have not gotten into overthinking

‌tries calling you a pet name instead of waiting for you to make a move

‌if your reaction was ☺️ then he is a bit smiley and a bit ? as to why you won't call him the same

‌then you explain it and things just make sense to him

‌calls you a cute and soft pet name but is okay by you calling him hyune, for instance

‌but if your reaction is 😐 then he is thinking about ways he can bury his head underground

but he will give up on his plans of dying once you explain your reasons to him, he just thought he had done a huge mistake

‌he just needs to make sure everything is alright lmao

‌just explain it all to him and he will be ok

Han

‌i think he would start using pet names for you the moment you called him a pet name first

‌but then you never did

‌so he never did either

‌so he's just kinda like

‌waiting still 😭

‌if the topic does come up and you guys talk about it tho

‌he will finally understand it

‌and will probably laugh about it lmao

‌he's fine about that, he was just worried you weren't calling him anything because of something he did

‌but if it's just because that's what you want then we ball 💃🏻

Felix

‌please explain it to him right away

‌otherwise he'll just think you straight up hate him or something

‌he was also so excited to call you every pet name in the book

‌but you never called him anything but his name

‌and he started to think that he read things wrong maybe?

‌like, he'd be thinking if you ever commented about not using terms of endearment

‌he asks your friends and things like that

‌because he truly doesn't want to mess this up

‌but he was so excited as well

‌the moment he realises that there is nothing wrong and it's just a preference of yours, he audibly sighs of relief

‌also asks you to at least call him a nickname like lixie

‌even though you'd probably be doing this since friendship stage

‌and calls you an exclusive nickname that is not necessarily a pet name as well

‌and it's a win win situation 🙂‍↕️

Seungmin

‌i think that at the beginning of the relationship he was also just calling you by your name

‌and that was it

‌no baby, no love, no sweetheart

‌straight up "y/n" and "seungmin"

‌and he was so chill regarding that

‌didn't even notice

‌until one of the boys are like "why are you guys calling each other by your names even though you're dating for six months "

‌and only then he stops to think that he has no idea why

‌he was just going with the flow

‌once you explain it to him, he'll keep going with the flow

‌he's also very chill about that lmao

I.N

‌lowkey likes this better

‌i feel he wouldn't want to use pet names either

‌at least not in public

‌so you both are like

‌reading each other's minds here

‌pretty much at the same page 😭

‌you both either don't even talk about this considering both of you are okay with that

‌or

‌you end up talking about it one day because one of you got curious maybe?

‌like after a year and a half into the relationship you noticed you never called each other nothing but your names

‌and then he's like "oh so true. why?"

‌you talk about it, find it funny how you both got into a silent and accidental consensus

‌soulmate things

‌and move one with that lmao

Masterlist | you'll probably like: you give them flowers

Reminder this is just fiction!! I'm not trying to portray real life and you shouldn't believe that this is how the members actually are. This is just for the vibe and the delulu!

Taglist (open!): @yuyubeans @dandelions-143 @sleepyleeji @jinnie-ret @sheraayasherrecs @rockstarkkami @urlocalmultigroupfan @aeinzzzketchup @queenofdumbfuckery @sarita-sunday @lezleeferguson-120

Dividers by @cafekitsune | images 1, 2 and 3

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

✮ tags ; afab + fem!reader, pwp, overstimulation, crybaby!reader, aomine is an asshole lmao, 18+

"You're such an asshole."

Your words muffle against his shoulder as you say them - weakened significantly by the way your arms shake when you try and so much as push yourself up.

Aomine laughs. You can feel the reverb in his chest, arms resting comfortably behind his head - a silent refusal to compromise, not even pretending that he'll give you what you want without begging.

"No shit," His words lack any real bite as you press your cheek to his shoulder. "That's what you get for being pissy with me all day,"

You frown. You almost think you could cry but you stubbornly want to refuse. You reject the very idea of his amusement if you did. Aomine isn't the type to coo at you sympathetically - he won't even pretend. You think if you broke out into a fit of sobs because he's being pointed about not putting his dick inside of you, he would laugh far before he'd give you what you want.

It's the thought of that that ends up pushing you to tears really. You manage to hold it in for a few minutes but thinking about it stirs your frustration all over again. He's so calm it's agitating, his heartbeat smooth and steady - the smell of his skin and his strong, broad chest. He's comfortable, stamina ensuring he hasn't even broken a sweat.

That annoying bastard is relaxed after all of that, though he's still so obviously hard.

"You're crying? That fast?" He sounds elated. "Do you really want me fuck you that badly you're gonna cry like a kid over it?"

"Shut up. I hate you," And yes - the answer is you are and yes you do. It's the only thing you want. "Asshole. Jerk."

He laughs. "Don't wanna hear that from you when you threw a fit at me this morning over nothing. Do you really need me to fuck do it? You can do it yourself pretty easy."

You shoot daggers at him, at his demeanor - at the way he still seems totally unbothered. He knows you can't. He's the reason you can't.

Aomine's version of conflict resolution usually resorts to sex. Not all the time, but for petty arguments that need to resolve tension - he leans into it. Worse? It usually works. It was his solution today too - when you woke up in a worse mood than normal and took it out on him when he didn't deserve it.

You apologized to him afterwards but you didn't get out of your mood. Half-past noon, he simply hauled you into the bedroom and locked the door. He felt slighted still and said he had a good way to take care of it.

You've cum more than a few times With his hands, with his mouth, pushing up against the ridges of his abs. You've been at it so long you're exhausted and you've cum so fucking much you can feel your own wetness clinging to your skin. Silky cunt sticky from arousal, dripping and throbbing dully. You can't hold yourself upright, can barely move - but there's still that deep, frustrating ache in your gut.

Still that horrible feeling of emptiness gnawing at you. You haven't been edged, but it's not what you want. It's not scratching the itch for you. It's not enough to cum without him fucking you.

And he knows that. Better than anyone. You never really cared before but Aomine is different. Aomine makes it feel good. Fucks you well and fucks you deep - makes you cum while he's still inside which feels incredible.

Somewhere along the line - he must've figured out the same thing you did. And somewhere along the line, he deliberately decided that his best course of action was making you beg for it.

He doesn't really care about your fits. He just likes to fuck with you.

Another sniffle and wave of tears wracks over you as you press yourself up against his neck. Who care if you're being whiny? You're annoyed and you're horny.

He's not even going to do anything about it.

"Are you trying to get sympathy points so I'll fuck you instead of making you do it? I'm not that soft-hearted, you brat." His words don't match his tone of his voice, his hands. "And you're not very convincing."

"Shut up. I should've gone out with Kuroko years ago. He would never make me cry."

"Watch it." He warns. "He couldn't fuck you like I do anyway."

"It'd feel better than you not fucking me at all. And he's nicer."

He rolls his eyes.

"You get a little worked up and you're thinking about being unfaithful. I don''t fuck you enough, you get moody with me.." He spouts off, shaking his head. He moves his arms lower, throwing one on your waist. "If you need my dick this badly, don't you think you should just ask me for it like a good girl? Then I wouldn't have to make you cry."

"Dai-kun," Your voice is huffy still, even to your own ears. "Daiki,"

"Tell me what you're making a fuss over."

This is humiliating. You're going to strangle him as soon as your head is on straight.

"I want you to fuck me, you jerk." You curl your hands up at his chest and barely push yourself up to look at him. You're expecting him to look smug but there's more sincerity there and it makes you choke. "Want your dick inside me. Do it for me."

"Spoiled brat." He manhandles you into position. Moves you until your hips are hovering right over the thick tip of his cock. Your body shudders responsively, forearms shaking from effort as you attempt to hold yourself up while Aomine sinks you down onto his length. "Can't even bother saying please."

In one swift motion, all at once - Aomine forces his cock into your warm, wet cunt.

It knocks the air out of your lungs, your waist going weak from the sheer arousal of finally getting what you need. Your eyes shoot open, stars in your vision as you tremble violently. The familiar pressure in your abdomens makes your knees weak, pussy throbbing and aching as Aomine groans and bottoms out insde of you. Elation swells inside of you, pure arousal making your brain feel like static.

You moan so loud it startles you. Relief floods your system as you cling onto Aomine's shoulder and forgive him so immediately it embarrasses you. His hand smooths over your sides and your lower back - holding your spine.

He kisses you. Neck and shoulder before kissing your lips, so unexpectedly gentle until you melt into him.

When you pull away to face him, he pinches your cheek hard making you yelp.

"Not so hard to be honest, is it? Now stop whining so I can fuck you forreal."

[woogilicious]

cooking stream ꒰ yunho ꒱

⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ pairing: streamer!yunho x gn!reader. ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ word count: 1.05k words. ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ genre: fluff. ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ warnings: hate comment, protective yunho, subtle flirting. ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ first part: offline messages. ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ a.n: got suggestions from my friend that i should do a part two to this so... enjoy <3

"Okay," Yunho says, pressing his palms together pretending to be serious, "first rule of cooking with me―don't question the chef."

You raise an eyebrow at him, holding up the kimchi container. "You mean don't question the guy who once set off his smoke alarm trying to microwave a boiled egg?"

The chat instantly floods with laughing emotes and chaos.

hamsterteeth3: lmao don't expose him like that y/n pls xghe99: can't wait to hear this married couple fight

Yunho lets out a dramatic gasp. "First of all, I didn't do that on purpose, it was supposed to be an experiment. And second―" he leans toward the camera, voice dropping to a fake whisper, "―I won't invite you to my stream again."

"You invited me!" you laugh, nudging his shoulder. "You literally begged me to come to your first IRL stream."

"I didn't beg," he mutters.

You just smile at him, because yeah, he did. And it was kinda cute.

You and Yunho move around the kitchen with surprising ease. He's mostly doing the chopping (badly), and you're trying to make sure he doesn't cut off his fingers. The plan is to make kimchi fried rice. Simple, comforting food type of dish. Plus, you've both eaten enough takeout lately to make a home-cooked meal feel like a small miracle.

The chat is still thriving, filled with emotes and inside jokes from long-time viewers. It feels so nostalgic, like the early days―before the fame, the chaos.

"Okay, time for eggs," Yunho says brightly, opening the fridge.

You glance at the camera, then at him. "You did buy eggs, right?"

"I..." he trails off, bending down to check.

There's a long pause.

You turn to the camera. "Guys, he forgot the eggs."

The chat explodes, making fun of Yunho.

Yunho closes the fridge slowly. "So, uh... kimchi fried rice... no egg?"

You shake your head, laughing. "This is a disaster."

"Hey, it's just an egg. I bet you the rice itself tastes amazing!" he corrects.

You're both still grinning when a new comment pops up on screen, this one in bold font―probably a high tier member or something.

But this time, your smile falters.

dogbackwards: y/n is so annoying lol why do you keep inviting them? they're just clout-chasing now that you're famous

There's a second of silence.

You stand still.

And Yunho... Yunho sees it.

Your instinct is to laugh it off, to brush it aside like you always do. But Yunho steps closer to the monitor, eyes narrowed, mouth tight. The soft, goofy smile is completely gone.

"Alright," he says, voice low and cold. "Let's get one thing straight."

"If you think you can come on my stream and talk shit about someone who's literally been here since the beginning, you can get the fuck out."

You blink. He never curses on stream.

"I don't care if you're a subscriber, a tier three member, or if you drop fifty gifted every week. You're not entitled to disrespect my friend. Y/N isn't some random guest I picked up for views, they're the reason this channel exists in the first place."

You try to cut in, "Yunho, it's fine―" but he shakes his head.

"No. It's not." He looks straight at the camera, jaw clenched. "If you think Y/N is annoying, then fucking leave. Unfollow. Block me. I don't need any negativity or support from someone who thinks tearing other people down makes them important."

pawpew: HE SAID WHAT HE SAID dejavumonkey3777: protect y/n at all cost! pointyfishiessss: get out of here dogbackwards!

You're still frozen, wide-eyed, fingers curled around the countertop.

Slowly, Yunho turns back to you, voice softening. "Sorry, I just―I'm not gonna let anyone talk to you like that."

You blink at him, trying to brush off the sudden swell in your throat. "You know I don't care what people say."

"I care," he says. "I care a lot."

And that's the part that makes you look away―because the way he says it doesn't feel like just caring.

You finish plating the food, setting two mismatched bowls on the counter. The kimchi fried rice is steaming, glistening slightly from the sesame oil and bits of crispy rice stuck to the bottom—Yunho’s accidental masterpiece. You hand him a pair of chopsticks and grab your own.

"Moment of truth," you say, lifting a spoonful.

"Be honest," he warns, already blowing on a bite, "but not too honest. I’m emotionally fragile."

You laugh, taking a bite, and immediately blink in surprise. "Wait. This is actually good?"

Yunho looks smug as he chews. "You doubted me."

"I always doubt you."

"And yet here you are," he says, gesturing to the rice, "feasting on my food."

You nudge his bowl with your chopsticks. "You forgot the egg, genius."

"But I added extra kimchi to make up for it."

You can’t help but smile as you take another bite. The flavors are simple, comforting. It’s nothing fancy, but it’s familiar. Warm like an old memory. Or maybe that’s just what it feels like sitting here next to him again, after all the distance.

Yunho leans back slightly, watching you with a small, unreadable smile. "It tastes better because you’re here."

You nearly choke. "What?"

"I’m serious," he shrugs, picking at a piece of rice. "Feels like the old days. Just… nicer now."

You glance at the camera. The stream’s still live, chat still active, but for a second, the world narrows to just the two of you at this tiny counter, sharing burnt rice and low-key confessions.

"You’re getting sentimental," you tease, even though your voice is quieter now.

He nudges your foot under the table. "You bring it out of me."

You pause for a second, gaze dropping to your bowl. You try not to think too hard about how soft his voice got, or how long his eyes linger when you’re not looking. Instead, you focus on the food.

"Okay, I’ll admit it," you say eventually. "This is kinda the best fried rice I’ve had."

Yunho lights up like you just gave him an award. "See? Say thank you to Chef Jeong."

"You’re annoying."

"And yet—" he tilts his head toward you, eyes shining "—you’re still here."

And just like that, your heart is warm again.

This time, it’s not just the food.

[txrully]

STREAM ON

·˚ ༘ ꒱ summary what it's like dating a streamer

·˚ ༘ ꒱ characters isagi yoichi , bachira meguru , itoshi rin , nagi seishiro , mikage reo , chigiri hyoma , shidou ryusei , michael kaiser , alexis ness

·˚ ༘ ꒱ ISAGI YOICHI — THE SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIEND

"chat, i swear, i'm gonna beat this boss today. just watch."

you were fully focused on your game when your door creaked open. in walked isagi, holding a bag of snacks and grinning at the camera.

"yo, chat," he greeted, plopping down next to you. "how’s my favorite streamer doing?"

"struggling," you groaned. "this boss is kicking my ass."

"isn’t that, like, every game?" he teased, earning an eye-roll from you and a wave of 'L + ratio' spam from chat.

but then he leaned in, resting his chin on your shoulder. "you got this, babe," he murmured. "i believe in you."

> ISAGI SUPPORTIVE BF ERA??

> GET YOU A MAN WHO HYPES YOU UP LIKE THIS 🙏

> he’s so whipped omg

and when you actually won, isagi kissed your temple, grinning. "told ya."

> WITNESSED TRUE LOVE LIVE ON STREAM 🛐

> I’M THIRD-WHEELING SO HARD RN

·˚ ༘ ꒱ BACHIRA MEGURU — THE CHAOTIC COLLAB PARTNER

"ALRIGHT CHAT, TODAY WE’RE PLAYING A HORROR GAME WITH MY BOYFRIEND—"

"BOO!" bachira suddenly yelled, grabbing your shoulders from behind.

you screamed, nearly falling out of your chair while chat went absolutely feral.

> LMAOOO GET REKT

> BACHIRA U MENACE

> 10/10 JUMPSCARE

bachira cackled, clearly proud of himself. "chat, that was too easy."

"i hate you," you huffed, clutching your heart.

but when the actual jumpscare happened in-game, he was the one who screamed like a banshee, clutching onto you for dear life.

> KARMAAA

> y/n’s turn to laugh LMAO

> man folded like a lawn chair

yeah, streaming with bachira was pure chaos.

·˚ ༘ ꒱ ITOSHI RIN — THE RELUCTANT APPEARANCE

"alright chat, i have a special guest today," you said, smirking.

behind you, rin sat on your bed, arms crossed. "i didn’t agree to this."

"too bad," you grinned, dragging your chair next to him.

> NO WAY RIN ON STREAM??

> he looks like he’s being held hostage 😭

rin sighed. "what do i even do?"

"answer chat’s questions!"

someone asked, "does rin watch y/n’s streams?"

he scoffed. "obviously."

> OH???

> whipped.

> rin secretly being a fanboy is killing me

he rolled his eyes, but the slight blush on his face said everything.

·˚ ༘ ꒱ NAGI SEISHIRO — THE UNINTENTIONAL VIRAL CLIP

"chat, i swear, nagi is the biggest baby when he's sleepy," you said, setting up your stream.

right on cue, nagi—half-asleep and disheveled—wandered into the room, mumbling, "y/n… bed’s cold."

> BRO JUST WOKE UP

> HE LOOKS LIKE A LOST PUPPY

he sleepily flopped onto your lap, arms wrapping around your waist. "m’sleepy…"

"nagi, i’m live—"

"don’t care. wanna cuddle."

> NO WAY

> SOMEONE CLIP THIS RN

> WE LOST THEM GUYS 💀

that clip ended up going viral, with the caption: "when your gamer bf is actually just a clingy cat."

·˚ ༘ ꒱ REO MIKAGE — THE SPONSORSHIP

"guys, i have to do this sponsorship ad, but i suck at them," you admitted.

reo, sitting beside you, smirked. "don’t worry, babe, i got you."

he smoothly picked up the product and went full businessman mode.

"this, chat, is the best energy drink on the market. clinically proven to make your gaming skills at least 50% better."

> REO CEO ERA

> THIS MAN IS BUILT FOR ADS

> did bro call us noobs

he turned to you. "and if you buy it now, you might just win a date with y/n."

"reo—"

> I’M BUYING 10

> MARRY ME INSTEAD??

reo winked. "sorry, y/n’s already mine."

you facepalmed. ( this wasn't the first time )

·˚ ༘ ꒱ CHIGIRI HYOMA — THE SOFT LAUNCH FAIL

chigiri had never officially appeared on your streams before. but one day, you leaked your relationship.

"chat, i have a boyfriend," you said casually.

suddenly, your door opened, and chigiri peeked in. "babe, have you seen my—"

you froze. he froze. the silence was LOUD.

> WAIT WHO WAS THAT??

> DID WE JUST GET A FACE REVEAL??

chigiri blinked. "…was that live?"

"…yeah."

> CONGRATS ON THE HARDEST SOFT LAUNCH FAIL EVER

·˚ ༘ ꒱ SHIDOU RYUSEI — THE CHAOTIC FLIRT

"chat, this is my boyfriend, shidou—"

"sup, losers," shidou grinned, throwing an arm around you.

> BRO CALLED US LOSERS 😭

> TOXIC BF ERA

"so what’s this stream about? me showing y/n how much i love them?" he smirked.

"no, it’s just a normal—"

shidou suddenly leaned in, whispering something in your ear. your face turned red instantly.

> “WHAT DID HE SAY???”

> “WE NEED SUBTITLES”

shidou just winked at the camera. "not telling~"

·˚ ༘ ꒱ MICHAEL KAISER — THE SMUG CAMEO

"y/n, why is your chat so obsessed with me?" kaiser asked, peeking over your shoulder.

"because you won’t stop photobombing my streams?"

> EXACTLY

> HE KNOWS WHAT HE’S DOING

kaiser smirked. "can you blame them? i mean, look at me."

you shoved him playfully. "get your egotistical ass outta here."

> Y/N HUMBLING HIM DAILY

kaiser just laughed. "admit it, babe, your viewers love me."

unfortunately, chat agreed.

·˚ ༘ ꒱ ALEXIS NESS — THE SUPPORTIVE MOD

ness wasn’t just your boyfriend—he was also your mod.

"chat, behave or ness will ban you," you teased.

ness, sitting nearby, smirked. "too late, i already banned three people."

> BRO DOESN’T PLAY

> NESS ON MOD DUTY

he blew you a kiss. "gotta protect my favorite person."

> SIMP

> AND WE LOVE HIM FOR IT

© txrully

do not copy, translate, plagiarize, or repost my works.

[emoisthenewemu]

YUTA OKKOTSU SMAU SERIES

SUMMARY: Aaaand that's what happens when you scream 'my man, my man, my man' too loud.

VERY VERY IMPORTANT TEXT IN THE MIDDLE PLS READ!

A/N : srry for the wait yall, being 21 is crazy lmao i've been out every weekend! luv yall sm <3 pls dont hate me or yuta lmao

pt1, pt2, pt3, pt4, pt5, pt6, pt7, pt8

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

Both of your feet have not even passed the door before Yuta is latching onto you like a koala, arms wrapped around your waist and breathing into your chest as if he hadn't seen you in weeks. He saw you yesterday, and the day before but both were only for about an hour and as he has come to find out, all the time in the world would still not be enough when it comes to you. He doesn't speak, he's too exhausted to do so but his heart has ceased its irregular beating. He swears he could just fall asleep right now, standing up and clutching you as if you were some grand trophy he'd never let go of. You take a deep breath in, running your hands through his hair. You feel so at ease.

"You okay handsome?" You mutter to the boy who has still not moved an inch. "Gonna let me get through the door?" You giggle.

He releases you, a hand still lazily wrapped around your forearm. If he's near you, he has to be touching you. It's a given. Yet you are still not his girlfriend, because he knows he needs to ask the right way. Take you somewhere nice and make you feel special. You deserve more than some late night plea in his dorm.

"Sorry.." He rubs a hand down his face. "Just

tired...and I missed you"

"I missed you too" You smile, dragging him to the bed that was just neatly made. "You been taking care of yourself? I swear your eyes get darker every time I see you"

You make yourself comfortable, rolling over to the side which has somehow become your spot. He joins you, eyes never leaving your face. "Just....working hard. You know how it is" He mumbles, an arm going around your waist. "Missed you..." He says again, clearly a bit sleep deprived.

"Hey I mean it....you're gonna burn yourself out if you keep going like this" You say a bit more, seriously.

"Yeahh I know" He yawns. "Exactly why Gojo's gonna give me a little break after this next one"

"And how long are you gonna be gone for again?" You raise an eyebrow, a bit dissatisfied by the answer.

"A week....and a half"

You scoff, pulling him closer. "What good's a break if you're already worn out by the time it comes?"

He knows you are just being overprotective, worrying for him. It makes him smile, no one worries about him. Except maybe Toge and Panda but it's in a different way than you do. His mom tells him he should accept more missions, and Gojo says he'll get used to it eventually. He's not so sure that's true. If he did not have you to coddle him and keep him company he thinks he might have gone crazy already.

"Just shhhhh" He laughs, pulling your face closer and kissing you.

"Don't you shhh me Yuta Okkotsu!" You scold but he only smiles harder, kissing you again, a bit deeper this time. "Don't think you're gonna kiss your way out of a serious conversation!" You warn. "We still have more to talk about remember"

"Too late" He mumbles, pecking your lips again. "Gotta go to sleep soon"

You scoff but don't push him away. You never would. "You are soooo anxious-avoidant"

"I dunno what that means but it sounds right" He chuckles. "It makes me anxious when I have to avoid you"

You laugh aloud at his words, squeezing his shoulder playfully. "Thats not what it means at all" You roll your eyes. "Come on....don't you think we have a lot to discuss?"

"Yeah.." He admits, eyes closed as he leans even closer to your touch. "We do....and I'm sorry I really do have a lot to say I just feel so exhausted" He sighs. "And when you're here I just feel so comfortable and warm" He practically whines, digging his face into the nape of your neck. "My only moments of peace are when I'm with you"

The both of you fall silent for a whole, the low hum of electricity and faint sounds of tree branches scraping against the window mixed with soft breathing proves to be the only background noise. Your fingernails softly rubbing against his scalp, Yuta pressing soft kisses to your skin every now and then. This is the bliss he has always craved, only ever dreamed of until now. How could he ever let go of something like this, someone like you? Your mind races a million thoughts a minute, so much to say yet you'd hate to disturb the boy of your affection whom you know has responsibilities you could never even dream of. So you let him be comfortable, all the while you imagine a world where he will be okay.

"I worry about you Yuta..." You whisper after a while, unsure if he's even awake still.

"I know..." He answers back, voice low and riddled with guilt. "I'll get better...I promise"

You say nothing, your arms wrapped tight around him are enough. "Thank you angel" Is the last thing he murmurs before falling asleep.

Your own eyes are fluttered shut, so close to succumbing into sleep as your mind conjures the most random thoughts. Imagining a fake scenario in the future where you have been dating Yuta for a year already and he leaves you for someone else, how heartbreaking that would be. The things you’d say. And before you can dismiss those thoughts, tell yourself you're crazy something in your brain clicks—eyes snapping wide open.

He called you angel-a cute name sure but not something you hear every day. Certainly not something you've ever been called before, except by one person.

Your stalker.

Your stomach drops, brows furrowing and you almost chuckle because there's absolutely no way. You did your investigation...they texted you literally four days ago as you say right beside him. You stare at Yuta, a sudden uneasiness in your chest as he sleeps blissfully unaware of your concern.

There's no way. You think again.

Because he'd never lie to you. You're sure of it, you defended him every time the girls arouse suspicion. Talked yourself out of the belief who knows how many times. You were so positive it couldn't be the sweet boy who you've come to trust entirely. The sweet boy who would never do anything wrong. Or maybe you just wanted to believe that was the truth.

You stew in your worries, cautiously sliding out of his arms and slithering off the bed. You begin to pace, shaking your head "You're being crazy" You whisper to yourself, startled when Yuta moves in his sleep—clutching a pillow which he assumes to be you in his unconscious state.

The more you look at him the worse it gets. That voice in your head tells you to trust your gut. If you're wrong then you're wrong, it wouldn't be the first time. So to give yourself some peace of mind and finally be able to sleep you pull out your phone and dial the stalkers number, expecting nothing to come of it.

When a low buzzing sounds comes from the nightstand next to the bed you swear your whole body goes cold. Immediately reaching for the drawers you pull out a phone.

The contact's name reads 'Angel'.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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what if i were to hypnotize you so you don't remember me and i made you mine more than 50 times

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need a hot chick with some banging long skater shorts that can handle a good fart joke

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why do all the female sandlerheads dress like adam and not the multiple hot, empowered women he dates? dont they want to be empowered too?

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look at what my butch found in the thrift store. you're not gonna hear from us for like a week lmao 🥴

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Grown Ups 2 is a cheap, empty, corporate attempt to resuscitate the glory of Growns Ups (2010). The use of CGI instead of the practical effects awaited dearly by the public are a sign that anyone who enjoyed this movie is clearly not a connoisseur of the essence of the sandlerverse. too many callbacks to the original and what made it great instead of focusing on a real movie, too many forced references to the sandlerverse. characters weren't simpathetic or deep, a cliche of what hollywood expects us to laugh at. comedies should be deep and have your laugh coming from the depths of the abdomen until you're struggling to breathe. instead i struggled to not YAWN. Pathetic sequel, marks the death of cinema.

letterboxd - imdb - rotten tomatoes

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[mrsbarnesblog]

˖˚⊹ girls' night

➤ summary: your boyfriend is not really happy that you want to go to the club with your friends without him.

➤ w/c: 1.2k

➤ warnings: kinda +18? mentions of sex, drinking, reader is slightly drunk, Rafe's being needy and horny

➤ a/n: sooo, i'm happy to introduce you to my new crush (idk how I lived without him, tbh). I haven't even finished watching obx, but Rafe/Drew holds me in a chokehold. I had no choice but to write something because the voices in my head became too loud lmao. so yeah, I hope you enjoy my version of him💘

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“I won’t be there for too long, baby. Don’t be so dramatic.” You softly laughed while you applied your lip gloss in front of the mirror. Through reflection, you saw your not-so-happy boyfriend sitting at the edge of the bed, eyeing your outfit with a pout. 

“Do you have to wear that? Couldn’t you wear, like, sweatpants or something?” Rafe mumbled, crossing his arms over his chest. His eyes looked up and down your body from the back, stopping at the edge of your pretty dress that barely covered your ass. “And why can’t I at least go with you? Give me a reason.”

“Because it’s a girls’ night. Boys are not allowed. We just want to go somewhere, talk, drink cocktails, and dance. What are you gonna do there anyway?” You took a last look at yourself before grabbing a purse and coming closer to Rafe. 

“Your point is weak as fuck, princess.” He rolled his eyes. “You know I hate it when you go somewhere alone. Especially looking like a fucking desert. Especially when there are tons of dumbasses who think they can hit on you.” Rafe’s voice was gruff, but you knew that he wasn’t angry at you. 

Despite the rumors about Rafe being a total asshole, he had never treated you even remotely badly. Well, you were the only person who was blessed with his soft and caring side. Rafe was the best boyfriend you could’ve possibly asked for, even with his mood swings. He was so overprotective, and he got really panicked just at the thought that something might happen to you. 

You stepped closer, now standing in between his legs, and put your hands on both sides of his face to make him look at you. Two large hands immediately flew to your hips as Rafe soothingly rubbed your skin through the material of the dress. 

“You trust me, right? You know I don’t care about them. I want only you.” You smiled at him, leaning lower and touching his nose with yours. Rafe exhaled, bringing your body closer to his and lowering his head into your neck. 

“Of course I trust you. I just don’t trust everyone else.” You smiled at his words, burying your right hand in his hair. “Fine, if you don’t wanna stay here tonight and ride my face for hours and then get fuc—“

“Rafe!” Your laughter filled the room as you pulled away and slightly slapped his shoulder. “You're disgusting, you know that, hm?” 

“You didn’t mind me saying it this morning.” He shrugged, half serious. 

“Fine, you big baby. I am going out with my girls right now, and you can do whatever you want with me afterwards. Deal?” You offered him a pinky. That man was ready to have sex 24/7 so you knew that you had no choice but to give him something, otherwise, he would bother you for hours. 

Rafe curiously looked from your eyes to your finger, but then finally gave up, wrapping his pinky with yours. 

“Deal. Just be safe, baby. Call me if something happens. Promise that you will.” 

“I will.” A smile stretched across your face as your heart fluttered inside your chest with love and warmth. 

The night was amazing. You met with your friends, who you hadn’t had a chance to hang out with for a few weeks, and all of you were dancing and laughing for what felt like eternity. 

It took you forever to climb the stairs to your and Rafe’s bedroom in the big ass house that you were living in. You hoped that he was already sleeping, but even your drunk brain understood how ridiculous this thought was. Your boyfriend would never go to bed without you by his side. 

“You said that you wouldn’t be there for too long, Y/N.” Rafe said as soon as you stepped into the room, holding your heels in your hand. The clock showed that it was almost 1am, and you slightly shook your foggy head to figure out how long you spent in the bar. 

“I’m sorry, baby. But it was sooo fun! We had such a great time.” You laughed, tossing your shoes on the floor and slipping out of your dress, standing only in your underwear. 

As much as Rafe wanted to be mad or argue, he couldn’t. He felt ill just thinking about you alone in the club without him, but you were clearly happy. Drunk, with flushed cheeks and sparkly eyes. You looked so pretty, and now seeing you without that goddamn dress, only in a blue lingerie set that he had bought you not so long ago, made him hard within seconds. 

You went to your vanity to take off your makeup with wet wipes, barely having any more power to stand. Rafe stood up from his place on the bed, stepping behind you and wrapping his arms around your body. 

“You look so fucking hot, baby. I want you so bad.” You felt warm lips leaving light kisses on the side of your neck while hardness pressed against your lower back. 

“Noo, Rafe. I’m so tired and drunk right now. I want to go to sleep. Let’s do it tomorrow, please?” You whined, still moving your head to give him more free space on your neck. 

“My dick is going to explode. I haven’t touched you since morning.” He grumbled, brows furrowed, as you quickly slipped out of his arms and dove under the blanket on the abnormally large bed. 

Your eyes trailed back to your boyfriend, who was obviously annoyed and tired but still had a visible boner. This thought made you giggle again while Rafe muttered something under his nose, running a hand through his hair. If you weren’t in such a state of mind, you would’ve definitely found it hot. 

Yeah, annoyed. Rafe was your guilty pleasure.

“Can you, like, do it while I’m sleeping? Just don’t wake me up.” You lazily asked, almost drifting to sleep. 

“Excuse me? Who do you think I am?” Rafe’s brows shot up, genuinely shocked that you really suggested that. “I’m not fucking you while you’re unconscious, babe! What the fuck?” 

“Then wait for tomorrow and come cuddle with me.” 

He looked at you for a few seconds in silence. You were almost asleep, snuggling into the pillow, and Rafe had no power in him to not find you adorable. He threw his head back in defeat, then removed his clothes and winced as he realized how long it would take for his dick to calm down.

He slipped beside you into the bed, turning off the light. On instinct, you moved closer to him, your head on his naked chest and your hands wrapped around his torso. 

“‘m sorry, Rafey.” You mumbled against his skin. “I promise that tomorrow I'll be all yours.”

Rafe sighed, kissing the top of your head and hugging you back. A soft smile crept onto his face when he heard you almost purring under his touch. “Mhm, you’re lucky that I love you, princess. So, so much. You know that, right?”

“Yeah. I love you too. So, so much.”

[archangeldyke-all]

Reader who's been hired as more muscle for the gang? Maybe Sev is a bit jealous and/or is mean to reader, but the reader plays this off by flirting/teasing Sev. And ends up topping her.

Jfdjhggj I need more bottom Sev in my life lmao

bottom sevika is the loml actually

men and minors dni

you cannot, for the fucking life of you, figure out why sevika hates you so much.

you've been working for silco for about six months now, and it's been great. the best job of your life. sure, you're constantly committing crimes and dodging punches, but silco pays well, you get unlimited drinks at the last drop, and you've found a great group of friends in all his other goons.

well, all of the goons except sevika. she despises you, and you've got no fucking idea why. you've been nothing but pleasant and respectful toward her, but lately your patience is starting to wear thin.

"everyone was great at the dropoff today, boss. ran saved us half an hour with some quick thinking and knife skills, and deckard was surprisingly accurate with his math."

"that's what i like to hear. any issues?" silco asks from his desk, where he's puffing on a cigar. your stomach sinks-- you know what's coming.

sevika's silver eyes flick over to you, a small smirk on her lips while she speaks. "the fuckin' rookie forgot to fill the van with gas." she says.

you scowl and scoff. "i did not! that was your fucking assignment-- i was in charge of driving!"

sevika's smirk turns into a grin-- it seems like the only thing she likes more than bothering you is when you fight back. "are you seriously speaking to your superior in that tone right now?" she asks.

"my 'superior'?! as far as i'm aware you're just the bitch at work who makes my life fucking miserable."

all the air gets sucked out of the room, and behind you ran mutters something under their breath. "wrong move, rookie."

sevika's sneering at you, and you get exactly one second of warning before she's grabbed you by the collar of your shirt and is dragging you out of the office, a series of 'oooooh's following behind you.

"oh, great, now she's gonna fuckin' kill me before i can even get paid for today's work." you mutter to yourself as sevika drags you to her office, slamming the door shut behind her. she shoves you against the wall hard, and you grunt. "fuck! what is your fucking problem!?" you shout, shoving at sevika's shoulders. she barely budges.

"you talk too much for your own fuckin' good, y'know." she growls.

you sneer up at her. "and you'd be a lot more attractive if you learned to play nice."

sevika freezes, her anger melting into a shocked expression. you giggle a little-- it looks like you've finally found a way to fight back with sevika-- flirting. "sh-shut up." she mutters eventually. you snort.

"what's wrong, sev, got you tongue tied? that's all it takes, huh? a little compliment and you lose all that bite?" you tease.

sevika doesn't get angry like you expect her to, though. instead, she gulps, and her eyes get wide. you burst into giggles and sevika blinks, her shoulders hunching up. "shut the fuck up." she tries to sound scary, but her voice is too shaky for it to work.

"oh, shit!" you laugh. sevika hunches in on herself even more. "holy shit! you've got a crush on me!" you cackle, pointing an accusing finger at sevika. you watch in fascination as a blush creeps all the way up her neck to the tip of her ears.

"n-no i don't." she tries to deny. you're still reeling from your discovery, giddy and flabbergasted.

"you totally do! holy shit how did i not realize this before!? you're an emotionally constipated shithead, of course you don't know how to flirt! you probably didn't even realize, did you? just wanted to tug my pigtails and get my attention somehow huh?" sevika blinks at you owlishly-- more surprised than you've ever seen her before. you snort. "everything makes sense now." you chuckle to yourself.

"f-fuck off." sevika mutters eventually. you cackle and smack her on the shoulder.

"i've got you all worked out, hah! monday's gonna be a breeze." you laugh to yourself as you make to leave. sevika reaches out and spins you back around before you can open the door fully. you raise an eyebrow at her. "yes?"

sevika looks flustered and confused and slightly scared of you. you giggle a bit as you watch her try and fail to come up with anything to say, before rolling your eyes and giving her a little help.

"figure out a nicer way to flirt with me and you might be surprised, sev. until then, leave me the fuck alone unless you want me telling the gang why you've been picking on me so much." you say, then turn to leave again.

this time you make it halfway out the room before sevika's pulling you back in the room, slamming the door shut and shoving you against the wall again. for one horrible second you worry that you've read the whole situation wrong and you've only managed to enrage sevika even more with the suggestion that she might like you-- especially when sevika's hand wraps around your throat-- but then she freezes and takes a shaky breath. her fingers unwrap from your neck, slowly trailing up to cup your face.

"shut up." sevika whispers at what must be the cockiest, pleasantly surprised smile on your face. you just snort.

"make me." you demand.

sevika swoops forward to kiss you, and you giggle against her lips.

she's like putty in your hands, letting you guide her hands up and down your body, moaning against your lips. when you sink a hand into her hair, she shivers, and you manage to flip the two of you so you're pressing her against the door.

sevika's panting and staring at you with stars in her eyes. you snort at the sight-- endlessly intrigued with her now that you've figured her out. "oh, you're sweet aren't you?" you tease.

sevika tries to glare at you, but it falls flat with her eyes blown so wide they're black and her hands desperately clutching at your hips. "no, i'm not." she denies. you giggle and lean forward to start sucking a hickey against her throat-- the idea of sevika wearing your bite on her throat in front of the gang tomorrow making you dizzy.

"you are." you say. "bet you're fuckin' soaked for me, too, aren't you?"

sevika whimpers. you have to kiss her again to keep from laughing at her. she's pathetic. it's so fucking hot.

sevika grabs your hand and tries to shove it down her pants. you laugh, pulling away from her and grabbing her chin-- forcing her to look at you. "sevika, take a breath, babe." you request. she moans at the petname, and you laugh. "fuck, you're cute."

"fuck off!" sevika growls. you snort.

"i need you to use your words before i can take care of you, honey."

sevika shivers, her voice shaky as she speaks. "fuck... please fuck me."

you raise an eyebrow at her, and sevika actually stomps her foot. you laugh. "and why should i?" you ask.

sevika sputters, then cringes. you watch her mentally debate whether or not she's horny enough to communicate-- and you're surprised when she takes a deep breath, rolls her eyes, and then speaks. "b-because... because i've got a stupid fuckin' crush on you, okay!?" she shouts.

you grin and lean forward, kissing her cheek. "okay." you say simply, shoving your hand down the front of her pants and boxers. sevika whimpers, leaning forward to bury her face against your shoulder as you gasp. "oh, baby-- you're soaked." you coo.

she bites your shoulder. "would you just-- shut the fuck --ah!" she gasps at you sink two fingers inside her. "f-f-f-fuck!" she whines. you laugh.

"you better shut up or everyone's gonna know what's goin' on in here." you tease. sevika whimpers, and leans back-- shoving a fist in her mouth. you snort and lean forward, nudging her hand out of the way with your face. "move that. i got a better way to shut you up."

sevika's hand wraps around you, clawing at your back as you start to kiss her. it's uncoordinated and sloppy-- both of you too focused on her cunt to care much about your lips-- and it's the hottest kiss of your life. especially because sevika keeps whimpering into your mouth.

you manage to muffle most of her moans and groans, but when she cums, sevika leans back and shouts. "oh, oh, oh fuck!"

you giggle against her throat-- there's no explaining that away-- but you think sevika might've done it on purpose. you have a sneaking suspicion that sevika's going to be a possessive lover if the way she's clinging to you as she catches her breath is any clue. you don't mind.

"you're a fucking mess." you tease. sevika grunts and pinches your ass.

"shut up."

"that's rich coming from you. think the walls shook with how loud you were squealing."

"shut up!" sevika growls. you laugh.

"you don't scare me, baby. 'specially not when your cunt's still squeezing my fingers." you say, wiggling said fingers just a bit. sevika growls and bites your shoulder again, and you giggle. "are you gonna go back to bein' a bitch to me now or have we moved past that?" you ask.

sevika huffs and picks her head up, peeking up at you with puppy eyes. "i'm... sorry." she mutters. you smirk, raising an eyebrow at her, and sevika groans and straightens up. "i am!" she whines. "i just-- y'know." she says, waving her hand at you. you giggle.

"i do know." you say, nodding. "you're a mess."

sevika huffs. "yeah, basically."

"it's okay, sev. you're a hot mess." you tease. she snorts.

"i can't believe i like you." she groans. you just laugh. sevika huffs and you pull your hand out of her pants and straighten her out a bit. you make to leave and sevika squeaks. "wait!" you pause in the doorway, and sevika gulps, cringes, and groans. "fuck. fuck! fuck, i don't... just-- what're you doing tonight?" she asks.

something inside you flutters and you shrug. "you tell me."

sevika smiles a bit, her eyes darting away from you as she reaches up to rub the back of her neck. "...i won a shitload of money in cards last night... i could take us up to the promenade?" she asks. you grin.

"pullin' out all the stops, huh?" you ask. she shrugs.

"'s an apology."

"i like it. you've got yourself a date, sev."

sevika grins.

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[clairebuoyance]

𝘿𝙤𝙪𝙢𝙖 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙨

Commissions ᰔ Open

Warning(s) : None! Just fluff

A/N : I've seen those leaked clips of the movie, and I'm not gonna lie that Douma looks so delicious while fighting Shinobu, I just wanna argh him so bad, not to mention his biceps aurgh I'm drooling. At this point idek who to defend lmao.

This man is always looking forward to tease you 24/7, just for the sake of his own entertainment. The way you furrow your brow at his remarks, calling him annoying, and smacking his shoulder. You name it. He's all for it.

Doesn't like it whenever you give him the silent treatment whenever you're mad at him. He would whine, complain, cling onto you, poke, and tickle you.

Even if it's just a simple 'I hate you' or 'shut up' is already enough for him, as long as your attention and eyes are all on him.

Doesn't shut his mouth the moment he sees you. After a busy day at work, he would try to spend much time with you as much as he can before Muzan takes him away.

Did I say clingy? When I say clingy I mean CLINGGGYYY. This man will touch whatever he can touch as long as it's you. A meter away? Just expect to be suffocated by his back hugs.

Loves to bother you if he sees you working on something, he would compliment you than what you're working on to be honest.

Would slack off just to spend time with you, he doesn't really get tired as much, but it sure does if you're not with him.

It irks him every time his underlings get better treatment than him. No, he doesn't want you to laugh, smile, or spend time with them. Not even one bit, as long as they don't have bad intention towards you then it's fine.

Might not seem possessive. However, once it feels like he's getting replaced, that's where the party starts.

This man is filthy rich, expect the stuff you want the next few minutes.

Mention one thing you want, and without a doubt he probably already bought it for you without knowing. That's why you don't mention stuff that you want most of the time.

He's reckless with his money but somehow manages it. It only seems reckless to you because you're not used to someone spoiling you.

As I mentioned earlier, he spoils you with all his money, love, and affection.

Although he has alexithymia, you still have a special place in his heart that nobody could remove.

After work, he would rant about what happened during the mission Muzan gave him while eating. And he's also expressive with it.

He probably let's you hang out with the other upper moons side he's made it known that you're his and he's yours.

The moment he figured out that he has been treating you unlike the others, he immediately vented to Akaza about you. Even Akaza is tired of his 💩.

Daki forced him to put a ring on you, she got tired of him whining after meetings.

You loved the ring as much as you loved him, he also brought a boquet of your favorite flowers to make the scene more romantic.

After his confessing, he spun you around making you feel like the only special girl/boy in the world.

𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙢 𝙞𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨! 𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙤𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙜 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙩, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚.

[spookysanta]

Chapter 4: Real Ones Only

Ongoing tags: [Modern Romance] [Slow Burn] to [Fireworks [Black!Reader] [Younger!Reader] [Reader is That Girl] [Obsessed Michael™] [So Much Eye Contact] [Vacation Fling] turns into [Something Real]

Potential TW/CW: [Swearing] [Light Sexual Tension] to [Eventual Smut]

Read Part 1. Part 2. Part 3.

IMPORTANT NOTE: SOOOOO you may or may not have noticed (probably not bc no one's said anything lmao) that i fucked up by having the faceclaim names in this post and the character names in the actual fics be different... yeah i'm writing multiple things at once.

SO HERE'S THE UPDATE: NYAH is now NAS, JAE is now LEX.

sorry for any confusion. hopefully this clears things up! and now i have to retire nyah and jae so i don't keep confusing myself. :)

also!! i'm trying something new with the text message layout. this took WAY longer than i intended for it to.. so pls lmk what you think!

The morning came in quiet waves. Sunlight stretched across the carpet. A half-full glass of champagne still sat on the dresser. The air smelled like heat-styling tools, edge control, and leftover perfume.

Your phone buzzed beside your pillow. You rolled over, eyes barely open, and smiled when you saw his message.

Just outside your room, the suite was buzzing with energy. When you entered the common area, Tati was in the kitchenette making mimosas with way too much champagne. Kris was curled on the couch in your robe like it belonged to her. Lex was sorting through her camera roll, muttering “why did y’all let me post this.”

But Nas — Nas was watching you. The quiet kind of watching. The kind that clocked your second smile at your phone and tilted her head gently.

“You good?” she asked, reaching across the breakfast bar for a croissant.

You looked up from your seat, soft. “I am.”

She smiled. “You sure?”

You nodded. She held your gaze, making sure that the smile you gave her actually reflected in your eyes. Then, she raised her glass. “To knowing the difference between good sex and being seen.”

You laughed out loud. And the whole suite followed.

-

Later, over brunch, you told them about the phone call.

The walk. The kiss. The way he didn’t try to push inside. The way he just stood there in front of four girls and said “hey ladies” like it was nothing.

“You don’t understand,” Tati said, leaning across the table. “The calmness. The confidence. That was not a man fumbling.”

“I think he’s just…” you hesitated.

“What.”

You looked down at your drink. “I think he’s serious.”

Nobody laughed ... Nobody teased.

Lex reached across the table and touched your hand. “Then we’re serious about protecting you.”

Kris nodded. “And cheering you on when he keeps showing up right.”

“Exactly,” Nas added. “We’re here to hype and hold. Real ones only.”

And that night, while you were getting dressed for the club in the way only you could — lashes curled, gloss slick, heels set by the mirror — your phone buzzed again.

Michael calling…

You picked up, smile already forming. “Hi.”

It's almost like you could see him smiling back at you. His voice, full of depth and rasp, sounded exhausted despite clearly being happy to talk to you. "Hey. What's goin' on?"

"Nothin' much," Setting your lip liner on the vanity, you put your phone on speaker so you could find the blotting powder in your makeup bag. "We're about to go to the club in a bit so I'm getting ready."

“You look good.��� he said with finality, clearly imagining you in his mind.

You laughed. “You don't even know what I’m wearing!”

“I don’t,” he said, “but I know everyone at the club's about to hate how good you look.”

You sat on the bed to pack your clutch, suddenly shy. “You going out tonight too?”

“Late dinner, maybe. You gonna be safe?”

“Always.”

“Text me when y’all get back.”

You nodded. “Okay.”

“I mean it,” he said gently. “I wanna know when you’re home.”

-

When you did get back to your hotel after a night of tequila sunrises, dancing to T-Pain, and not-so-great truffle fries, it wasn't until 2:14 AM.

And, to no one's surprise, your phone buzzed as soon as your heels crossed the suite's threshold.

With a chuckle and a smile, your fingers danced across your screen to reply. And, as expected, he texted right back before you could blink.

You hesitated, thumbs hovering. Though yes, you wanted to tell him everything about your day – the ins and outs, the jokes with the girls, that one random guy you saw on the street dressed as a rat – you didn’t want to inundate him with everything. This is new, you reminded yourself, don’t bug him.

There. That seems reasonable. Answered the question but kept it short.

Oh. Okay, then.. “Hm.” You hummed to no one in particular, “That’s not what I was expecting him to say. Not quite sure where to go from here.”

You responded. Lighthearted but serious.

And again, he replied. It seemed as if he replied before you could even hit ‘send’. As if he responded to your thoughts.

You laid back against the pillow, lips parted, blinking slow. Biting back a shit-eating grin, you found yourself describing your day – still short and to the point, but with just enough detail to satisfy his craving to know more.

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Hi this is my first time requesting a story so please bear with me (my first language isn't english)

Can you make a jayvik fic when they are in the lab struggling to crack open a code or an ecuation and reader (preferably male or gn) disides to help them and they find out reader is really smart or even smarter than them but they barely help out because they are just a lazy potato

HIDDEN GENIUS - JAYVIK X READER

synopsis: you’ve always been great in school. Barely studying, amazing grades, and your teachers loved you. If only you participated a but more in class. A prodigy is what they’d all call you. But you’re burnt out. You’re tired of all the expectations, so you’ve taken a backseat in academics. Until your two boys are struggling, and you could easily help them.

warnings: fluff, pre-established relationship, V and J stressed tf out and here you are cutting up an apple to eat, you help them… eventually, teasing, banter, Grammarly as my beta

genre: m/m/f or m/m/m

p.s. As a burnt-out gifted kid myself, I hope this is relatable. Also, I've been eating apples like crazy these past few weeks, so y'all are having some now too LMAO

This is a lot shorter than my average writing. I'm just trying to get back into my groove. So I hope y'all still enjoy my small blurbs ❤️

Your boys are stressed.

It's easy to see.

Jayce is pacing, running his hands through his hair and muttering in irritation. Viktor just sighs every once in a while and swears under his breath.

The chalkboard is dusty, due to the amount of time they've redone their calculations. It’s a mess. Jayce's clothes are ruffled and Viktor has chalk all over his hands and a bit on his face.

They're completely drained.

You slowly look up toward the board as you finish cutting up your apple into slices, the core left onto the paper towel on your desk. Your eyes scan the board quickly— and you immediately see where they've gone wrong.

“You forgot to equalize the equation. Also, is that a negative sign or a smudge of chalk on the board?”

Viktor and Jayce stop their crash out and slowly turn to look at you, Jayce looks bewildered, Viktor looks feral.

The slight man whips back around and half-hazardly fixes the equation. His arm tense, the chalk clicks against the board in a gross way that makes you cringe; but Viktor’s on a roll. He's not gonna stop.

When he's done, he slams the chalk down into the holder, breaking it in half. Jayce looks away from you as you crunch down onto an apple slice and sees what Viktor’s done.

He fixed it.

He fixed it!

This stupid equation that's been kicking their ass for far too long has finally been solved— and they weren't the ones to do it.

You were.

You solved it as you enjoyed their suffering. As your feet were casually crossed at the ankles as you munched on your apple slices like a child. Jayce kind of hates you right now.

He definitely loves you right now.

“Why haven’t you helped us out until now?! My god… so many breakdowns and crash outs that could’ve been avoided if you helped us…” He questions rapidly, his tone rising with each statement.

You just laugh, “I enjoy watching you two suffer. You look so pretty.”

Jayce's mouth drops and Viktor huffs out a small exhale from his nose, “Sadist.”

“Only for you two, my love.”

You casually munch on another apple slice as your boys look at you with fond exasperation. You're kind of an asshole, but you're their asshole.

They're definitely going to bother you more often now that they know you’ve kept your brain from them.

Viktor looks gleeful as he tells you this, you groan, and Jayce just looks lovesick.

“You're a sadist too Viktor! Damn you!”

A dark hum is all you get in reply, “I never said I wasn't. Should I not use all the tools in my arsenal?”

“Is that all I am? A tool?”

“You're the prettiest one I've got. Neck and neck with Jayce. I'd say the two of you are tied.”

Viktor just continues to work on the blackboard as you and Jayce gape at him.

Damn.

He got you good.

(Guess you'll be helping them out after all huh?)

AHHHHH I've been in the biggest writer slump recently. So I hope y'all enjoy this tiny piece. I may do more bullet form fics since they help my flow in writing. I'm not too focused on the fluffy stuff and get to give you the meat and potatoes of the story. Xoxo love y'all ❤️