#if speedruners got into the circus Caine would cry from the amount of exploits

[spark-hearts2]

Noticed the mute object command. Could Caine be mute? And if so, could you just mute him during one of his announcements? Also can you skip Caine’s dialogue? (Gotta think about the speedrunners)

COMMAND QUESTIONS!!!! I love questions about my fictional command system.

While Caine can mute himself, this is a command that he can override (we’ll get into that later). But being muted will NOT stop Caine from yapping, he would just turn on subtitles and shove the words in your face.

As for skipping Caine’s dialogue, that’s not a command but if you started yelling “skip skip” and “lets go already” Caine would teleport you directly into the adventure (same way he teleported Zooble in ep 4). So yes, it’s entirely possible to speedrun the adventure. (Personally I’d start the timer the second you touch down in the adventure, but you could start it the second that Caind started talking about it)

I fucking love speedruns. I love how they break games in half just for a few seconds off the total. If I can’t somehow work it into my fic, I will be writing a one-shot where Jax bunny hops everywhere in order to get a sub 20 minute random seed adventure completion run.