#im joking obviously

[reallyrandombigirl]

People who hate all the slytherins/barty/peter are so wild to me

Like??? What do you mean you hate them because they're awful people???? What wild fanfiction have you been reading???

Ohhhh it's that one by that lady named Joanne, isn't it?

Yeah, I hate that one, it's not at all canon compliant and those are the type that I normally like, plus why did she force all the characters who are canonically queer to be straight????

[samitostuff]

“You may forget and grow older, but you are still the same cold man you were all those years ago, Mr. Wayne.” - batsis after the kidnapping, probably.

[thenickgirl]

so basically, nick said ‘my baby momma didn’t get hers, y’all run that shit back’ 💅🏾😭

[dear-ao3]

id fucking kill for an 1840s/50s frock coat . anyone just have one on hand theyd love to donate to a noble cause (the get katya a frock coat cause)

[phancakes]

"talk to your subscribers- I think not."

dan. we can hear you dan.

[poppin-skittles]

he needs to go to conversion therapy

[doubledyke]

the longer im single the better the ai girlfriend is starting to sound...

[janesurlife]

Carlos losing badly at football then going to a shitty movie premiere only to not sit next to lando

meanwhile Sr subplot

[strangersteddierthings]

not that bts pic of graffiti on eddie's gravestone validating the first fic i ever wrote for steddie, which starts with steve cleaning graffiti off of eddies gravestone.

[libertbill]

4D chess take: the Trump shooter was a registered republican, knew of the Iranian plot to assassinate Trump and intentionally missed to show the holes in security.

[sleepy-achilles]

Sherlock and Co confirming toplock via the old bunk bed method is funny

[hiatedateus]

Is the palm tree emoji a DITL honeymoon edition

[moes-yap-shack]

The toss up of kinda wanting to kms because my puppy hates people and other dogs, but she's lying on the floor by my side of the bed and she's my princess. So I cannot kms

[spcebarr]

does anyone remember when karkat started throwing it back

shit was crazy 😭😭😭

[orionshounds]

wait it just occurred to me taco didn't spit out a lemon, i take it all back the finale was bad

[calkale]

is your last name really Kale?

yes my url is my full legal first and last name