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oneangstymotherfucker · 2 years ago
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I just wanna say that every time i write Dabi? He does not have abs. He lives off instant noodles, onion rings, cigarettes, and cheap booze. Abs could not grow in such conditions and I have no delusions about this. His pecs are nonexistent. His chest concaves inwards because his ribs look like a dead spider. His middle is too scrawny and he has a little pooch belly that gets bloated all the time bc he doesn't know fiber exists and his childhood trauma left him with ibs. Hes short and angry and not built. Hes built like a jenga tower. He is not early onset twink necrosis in my hc. He's five two and no change. Of course you are free to imagine him however you want but in my mind mans is one singular grocery list that was written in pencil on receipt paper and went through full cycles in the washer and the dryer. Do you understand my vision. All of his physical powress comes from hysterical strength and masochism (he will tear himself apart to fight you). His musculature is that of a twelve-year-old with anger issues. His 'sleeper build' is literally just his insanity and audacity and disregard for his own wellbeing. What I am saying is he doesn't have muscles his form is held together with spite and rage. He's built like Akhenaten if Akhenaten was fuckin angry.
Also the size of his dick is completely unreliably-narrated. Shoto thinks its huge. Dabi thinks its huge. It is smaller than yours.
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