#in affc

[catofoldstones]

the Ghost in Harrenhal

[bidonica]

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

[bastardofharrenhal]

i think its so funny that cersei thinks of catelyn as a meek little mouse in her povs when its like. that woman bashed a man's head in with a rock. she grabbed a valyrian steel blade without hesitation. she traveled across westeros to form an alliance with renly only to steal one of his kingsguard too. she set jaime free from the dungeons and got him to swear to get her daughters back. even in her last chapter she shanked a mf with a knife before going insane. catelyn stark was more of a lioness than cersei im sorry to say

[polysucks]

she really just like me fr fr

Sansa stark, everyone [crowd goes fuckin crazy]

[ladystoneshart]

I feel so bad for myrcella like imagine you're a 10 year old chess prodigy who only wants to be cute and hang out with her friends but you end up losing like half of your face because your boyfriend's hot sister convinced your newest father figure that you would be a good president (you would)

AND ALSO you and your siblings are doomed to die in childhood because your dumbass loser mother who you haven't seen in like 2 years received a cursed prophecy from a circus magician when she was a child (???) free myrcella man wtf

[duckysprouts]

please read the books for my boy jaime lannister who speedran his character arc when he realized that 99 percent of his problems can be cured with buff girl tiddy

[whatsupidontknow]

Eyes of Wildfire

Serving cvnt or serving heads on golden platters, maybe both

Updateeee and better than before, I believe! She’s not done, but she’s getting there. Love this bitch (almost as much as Jaime does)

[florianandjonquil]

A FEAST FOR CROWS — ALAYNE II

[cuartocreciente-8]

They should make a game like Disco Elysium but it’s about a young knight trying to solve the disappearance of her lady’s daughter, a maid of three and ten with auburn hair, in the Riverlands

[thesunsethour]

Jaime deciding to become more involved in Tommen’s life is so funny because his three instincts are:

• teach this 8 year old to learn how to dissociate from unimaginable trauma

• plan to separate Tommen from his mother and fill the small council with allies of his own which should be easy because he knows Tommen’s favourite hobby (stamping his royal seal into hot wax)

• scrap all this and run to the Riverlands with Brienne. sorry Tommen

[isisanea]

... Arianne (???)

[motorway-south]

the most common party line regarding cersei's bad decisions in affc is "lol she made aurane waters master of ships bc he looked like rhaegar." maybe true. but look into your heart and name a single decision tyrion made in acok that wasn't motivated by wanting to trap a teenage sex worker in a relationship with him

[nautieval]

Gallows at the siege of riverrun

[bastardofharrenhal]

arya naming herself after catelyn once in braavos + brienne constantly thinking of catelyn's oath and sansa + sansa wearing tully colors in the vale + jaime trying to fulfil an oath he swore to catelyn + constant lady stoneheart mentions... catelyn stark u could never truly die

[polysucks]

Most of him has gone into the tree ... He has lived beyond his mortal span, and yet he lingers. For us, for you, for the realms of men. — ADWD, Bran III

Bran Stark from this ask

[ladystoneshart]

cersei's chapters in affc are the most hysterical thing in the world because she'll be thinking something so homophobic about loras tyrell she's 2 synapses away from inventing the word "faggot" and then you turn the page and she's like:

taena breasted boobily in my direction. I wonder what it would be like to suck those massive perfect tits until they turn red and she screams my name in pleasure with that sexy accent of hers. I am a heterosexual.