#in barton having to lay low for a while bc obviously he does not want to get thrown in the Slammer™ but... yeah | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mad-hunts · 11 months ago

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you know... as barton's #1 hater, it pains me to say this, but he mighttt actually be semi-decent at flirting with someone / seducing someone. LMAO okay, i'm joking about it paining me + being his number one hater (though i AM a hater of his), though let me explain why i'm talking about this right now — because it actually does have something to do with how barton 'lures in' his victims and this is usually by going on romantic dates with them.

and barton purposely does this by putting himself in situations where he'll attract the persons attention and/or where he can flirt with them, OFC, but while they're none the wiser to what his true (and VERY twisted) intentions behind talking to them is 😬 because i know i say this a lot but barton is DEFINITELY not a good person and at the end of that first date, he'll kill them.

and this might be an unnecessary detail, but with how the media unfortunately tends to sensationalize serial killers, i feel like this has earned him a nickname in the papers because of those who have discovered his victims. i'll talk about this more later, though

#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#ANGER'S HELPED ME STAY ALIVE: headcanons.#YOUR NEED GREW TEETH: character study.#i was going to make a joke in here that barton actually seems to have some sort of rizz but with how he has fumbled the bag in-#previous relationships... i feel as if that is incorrect JSJSJ LMAO but i DO feel like he learned to be pretty adept at flirting with peopl #because otherwise he wouldn't be able to kill them like the menace to society he is. at least not in the way he's been doing it for years-#anyway AHHH but barton also specifically tries to target transients / people who are travelling bc they have no-#one to like 'check up on them' in person basically and if they just disappeared in his mind then the family overseas or wherever-#they may be wouldn't be able to do a thing about it. though that is honestly a load of BS on barton's part because uhhh #people have indeed shown him just how much they're willing to do about it before so JSJSJ you know. and this probably resulted-#in barton having to lay low for a while bc obviously he does not want to get thrown in the Slammer™ but... yeah #tw: mentions of murder.

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