#in which WRASSSLIN

[dynamismanew]

[08:22] -- dynamismAnew [DA] began pestering creophagousHeavyweight [CH] at 20:22 --

[08:22] DA: xebeck!!!!!

[08:23] CH: ox- SAGE! -xo

[08:23] CH: ox- HOW'S YOUR FOOT? -xo

[08:24] DA: oh way better!!!!!

[08:24] DA: i can do all sorts of stuff again!!!!

[08:25] CH: ox- GREAT! CAN YOU WRESTLE? -xo

[08:25] CH: ox- **GR8 XoX -xo

[08:25] DA: hell yeah!!!!!!

[08:25] CH: ox- CAN YOU WRESTLE... ME???????? -xo

[08:27] DA: :o

[08:27] DA: YES!!!!!!!!

[08:29] CH: ox- THEN WE SHOULD DO THAT! -xo

[08:29] DA: where are you?????

[08:29] DA: i'm coming for you!!!

[08:30] CH: ox- MEET ME IN THE PIT! -xo

[08:30] CH: ox- JUST KIDDING -xo

[08:30] CH: ox- I'M AT THE GYM -xo

[08:30] DA: hope you're ready!!!!!!

[08:30] CH: ox- I WAS HATCHED READY! -xo

[08:32] SAGE: -sage takes that opportunity to sprint to the gym, flinging the door open- xebeck where are you????

[08:35] XEBECK: *launches herself off the top rope of the wrestling ring, landing with a THUD in front of sage* HERE I AM!

[08:36] SAGE: -she gasps and then grins at her- let's go!!!!! let's do this!!!

[08:51] XEBECK: OKAY! *casually hoists sage up like she did when they first met and runs back to the ring*

[08:51] SAGE: whee!!!! here we go!!!!! -HOISTED-

[08:51] XEBECK: HIYAAAAAAAAH! *THROWS HER... just kidding. she just kind of rolls her into the ring.*

[08:52] SAGE: -IS ROLLED and she stands up- i'm ready are you ready??????

[08:56] XEBECK: *climbs up into the ring again and bounces around* YES! EXCEPT...

[08:56] XEBECK: NO!

[08:56] XEBECK: W8!

[08:56] XEBECK: *stands there, stroking her chin*

[08:56] XEBECK: YOU NEED A WRESTLING PERSONA

[08:57] SAGE: a wrestling persona???? like a cool name!!! and a costume????

[08:58] XEBECK: YEAH EXACTLY LIKE THAT!

[08:58] XEBECK: I HAVE A TON OF PERSONAS... BUT THE ONE I'VE BEEN TRYING OUT L8TELY IS

[08:58] XEBECK: BECKY NECKBREAKER!

[08:59] SAGE: oooh that sounds tough!!!!! i have to think of something just as good!!!!

[09:07] XEBECK: YEAH! AND A GIMMICK TOO!

[09:07] XEBECK: SO TELL ME... WHEN YOU'RE IN THE RING...

[09:07] XEBECK: WHO DO YOU WANT TO BE????????

[09:08] SAGE: -she pauses to think- i want to be tough!!! and fast!!!!!

[09:20] XEBECK: TOUGH AND FAST... TOUGH *AND* FAST! *thinks*

[09:20] XEBECK: YOU SHOULD BE THE SWIFT SPARTAN! THOSE GUYS ARE TOUGH RIGHT? THEN YOU COULD HAVE A COOL COSTUME WITH LIKE... A CAPE AND A HELMET!

[09:20] SAGE: -she bounces, clapping- yes!!!! that's going to be me!!!!!

[09:20] SAGE: i get a CAPE!

[09:28] XEBECK: GR8! I'LL WORK ON YOUR COSTUME ASAP

[09:29] XEBECK: BUT NOW THAT WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT... WE CAN FIGHT!

[09:29] SAGE: !!! let's go!!!! -she's so ready-

[09:32] XEBECK: OKAY! HERE I COME! *rushes at her, READY TO SCOOP HER UP*

[09:33] SAGE: -runs back at her and tries to jump out of the way at the last second-

[09:37] XEBECK: WHOA! *she's so SLIPPERY! sage manages to get out of the way, but xebeck uses her momentum to rush into the ropes and bounce back at her for another grab attempt* RAAAAAAAAH!

[09:38] SAGE: -sage yells and attempts to run right into her and TAKE HER DOWN-

[09:50] XEBECK: *gets a sage to the miidle* OOF! *xebeck is sturdy, though, so she doesn't go down... she only stumbles and works her arms around her to try and wrassle sage down to the mat* YOU'RE GOING DOWN!

[09:51] SAGE: -that definitely works as much as she doesn't want it too. xebeck is TOTALLY stronger. so sage just yells as she goes down- aaaaahhhhh!!!!!

[09:59] XEBECK: *THERE THEY GO. they plop onto the mat* HAHAHAHA! *squirms to get sage in a leg lock* I'VE GOT YOU NOW!

[09:59] XEBECK: SHIT! THERE'S NO REF TO COUNT YOU OUT!!!!!!!!

[09:59] SAGE: that means it doesn't count!!!!!!

[10:00] XEBECK: ARGH! THERE'S NO RULES!!!!!!!!

[10:00] XEBECK: *she's laughing so much about all this*

[10:00] SAGE: -attempts to get out of said leg lock but it's feeling impossible so she's laughing too. ALL GIGGLES-

[10:01] XEBECK: I GUESS WE'VE REACHED AN IMPASSE OxO

[10:01] XEBECK: YOU CAN STILL TAP OUT! *beams*

[10:01] SAGE: NEVER!!!!!!!

[10:04] XEBECK: THEN YOU'RE TRAPPED...

[10:04] XEBECK: FOREVER!!!!!!!!

[10:04] SAGE: nooooo!!!!! -writhes-

[10:04] SAGE: i will escape!!!!!

[10:08] XEBECK: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND ESCAPE THE VICE LIKE GRIP OF BECKY NECKBREAKER!

[10:10] SAGE: i am the swift spartan!!!!!!

[10:10] SAGE: i will swiftly escape you!!!

[10:18] XEBECK: PFFFFFFFFHEHEHEHE! *ok, she knows sage wont be able to so she maybe loosens her grip just a little and lifts herself off of her just enough*

[10:22] SAGE: -she attempts a QUICK ESCAPE!-

[10:23] XEBECK: OH NO!!!!!!!! THERE SHE GOES! WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS TURN OF EVENTS?

[10:24] SAGE: not becky neckbreaker!!!!!

[10:24] SAGE: -hops up-

[10:36] XEBECK: *rolls onto her butt, grinning up at her* I WONDER WHAT THE SWIFT SPARTAN WILL TRY NEXT NOW THAT SHE HAS THE UPPER HAND!

[10:37] SAGE: ...

[10:37] SAGE: -TACKLES XEBECK-

[10:40] XEBECK: OxO *DOOF. she wasn't expecting a FULL ON TACKLE and without her beefy legs to ground her, she's sent tumbling back onto the mat again* WAH!

[10:41] SAGE: -attempts to pin her????- now i'm gonna get you!!!!!!

[11:00] XEBECK: OH NOOOOOOOO! *is pinned, and she wont even be a stickler about the fact that her shoulders can't be touching the mat. after all, there's no RULES! plus, it's more fun if xebeck isn't just obliterating her opponents*

[11:00] XEBECK: I'M GOT!

[11:00] SAGE: and she's down!!!!! and the swift spartan reigns supreme!!!!

[11:09] XEBECK: *grabs her hand to hold it up over them* THE NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!

[11:11] SAGE: it's me!!!!!!!

[11:11] SAGE: -VICTORY-

[11:14] XEBECK: HEHEHE! YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD AT THIS *grinning up at her*

[11:15] SAGE: -grinning down at her, very pleased with herself- thanks!!!!!

[11:15] SAGE: us striders are GREAT at fighting!!!!! we have it in our BLOOD!!!!

[11:20] XEBECK: OH! YES YOUR HUMAN FAMILY? THEN I'LL HAVE TO MAKE IT MY GOAL TO FIGHT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU

[11:20] SAGE: you can go up the tiers!!!!!!

[11:20] SAGE: all the way to my grandpa!!!!!

[11:21] XEBECK: WHAT'S A GRANDPA?

[11:21] SAGE: he's my dad's dad!!!!!

[11:21] XEBECK: WHOA! A DOUBLE DAD!

[11:21] SAGE: yeah hahaha i guess so!!!

[11:28] -- dynamismAnew [DA] changed their mood to DISCONTENT --

[11:34] XEBECK: THEN I'LL FIGHT YOUR DOUBLE DAD AND YOUR REGULAR DAD AND WHATEVER OTHER DAD TIERS MAY EXIST INBETWEEN *casually laying there*

[11:36] SAGE: there are only two dad tiers!!!!

[11:36] SAGE: my dad and my dad's dad!!!!

[11:36] SAGE: and my mom's grandpa so maybe three????

[11:36] XEBECK: I'LL FIGHT THEM ALL!

[11:37] SAGE: my entire family!!!!!!