#inbox: misc

[tyxaar]

A compiled list of various severe crimes committed by one Mr Scar of the Good Times, exact counts pending. Cannibalism (Multiple counts) War profiteering Trading of Souls Grave robbing Fraud of multiple varieties Racketeering Arson (Like a lot of it) Unethical experimentation Acts of Terror Spiritual possession Contract killing Sale of human remains Ritual sacrifice Perpetuating Police Brutality Domestic Terrorism Oathbreaking Violation of the real life Geneva Convention Deceptive marketing Kidnapping Desecration of a sacred place Whatever tf Area 77 had going on Insider trading Extortion Patricide Matricide Unsafe building practices Holy war Desecration of corpses Market manipulation Treason Tax evasion Murder (Lots and lots) Large-scale extreme vandalism Mass enviromental destruction Political corruption Identity fraud

[yameoto]

The first thing I think of when I see this is broke ex patrick zweig

broke ex!patrick whose good morning text is simply a venmo request. broke ex!patrick who calls you pissdrunk to pick him up from bars so you can foot the bill. broke ex!patrick whose sending u 32 voicemails at 4am that u don’t even open. because he’s done this before and you didn’t get the sound of his filthy pants n the sloppy sound of his dick slapping against some other girls mouth out of your head, in his vain attempts to get u jealous. one new voicemail for each new girl. calling them the names he used to call you “pretty fuckin’ princess” “y’so good. so much better—“ and the second last one is punctuated by the sound of her sputtering, choking, gagging (she doesn’t take it as well as you). n he’s cursing and grunting and then he moans your name as he comes. guttural and ripping deep from his chest, completely unmistakable; and the next voicemail is the girl jerking back. spitting his dick out of her mouth n slapping him across the face. broke ex!patrick sending u a slew of more voicemails after that that’s just him jerking himself off n being like “fuck baby i miss your tight lil pussy so bad.” “m’sorry ‘m’sorry. i’ll pay you back next time. swear. pay you back with this fat fucking cock if you just—“

[bruisedfig]

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[linksfunroadtrip]

Just found this after finishing majoras mask and starting wind waker and i loooove these so much i love how tp link looks and i love transfem ww link and i cant wait to see more of sprite

the way this is phrased made us giggle so bad sorry . sprite and some other guys idk

THANK YOUUUU !! hope you are enjoying wind waker . maybe the best game ever < oh my god who said that... did anyone hear that...

[cinnamanz]

™ CINNAMANZ 2024.

❝held close all the time,

🕷✮🕸 RIO masterlist she/her lesbian rules no nfsw minor

1k follower event requests open!

knowing i'm half of you.❞

❆ CURRENTLY FAN FAVOURITE

mamma mia, s. l 2 hands, s. l

for KATSEYE.

lbxd add me on airbuds

please let me keep this memory.

meet me in montauk.

[dailysnaipsoljah]

WAITER WAITERRR MORE AMERICAN AVIATORS PLEASE theyre so underrated i love these guys i should draw them too

ur art is so cool and funky!!! Ur doing gods work out here

AHA THANK YOU SO MUCH, I'M GLAD!! Aye aye on it, boss... to keep making bullllshittttt out here

And that would be so rad, I would love to see it if you do!

[ninguitar]

pls never get a job. stay jobless pls😭😭✌️✌️✌️ who else is gonna make the best yoonchae fics ever bruh💔💔💔

hey so i cant tell if this is a compliment or not. but i will take it as one! ninguitar will not be getting a job anytime soon… 💔 maybe an internship but not a job 😅😅😅 but it’s okay. anyway THANK u love u i have a yoonchae fic out soon heh 🤣✌️sneak peek to it ig… yoonchaes a barista btw for this au..

[yameoto]

ouhh riding crop with cowgirl!quinn.. need her to be a confident flirt but becoming putty in your hands when a little force is applied. hands tied firm behind her back, face down in the pillows ass up and all whiny because that hurts ): but it hurts so very good. using the handle inappropriately..

— 🪽

she tells you she can take it! she’s hardened. she’s tough. she's spent so much time trying to prove she’s not the fragile porcelain doll her father made her out to he. she's not all frilly little dresses and “yes, sir.”’s “no, ma’am.”'s. she’s a real, rough n’ tumble cowgirl,

point is; she can take a goddamn whipping. except, you have the rope of her lasso twined tight around her wrists and she's laying stomach-down in her childhood bedroom, face shoved against the mattress and asscheeks up in the air, and it's only just dawning on her that, fuck. maybe she's bit off more than she can—

"oh, fuck!" quinn hisses, back snapping upwards as a crack reverberates through in the air, and, shit—that fucking stings!

"are you kidding me?" she whines. what the hell? she’d expected a one two three, at least. her mouth opens to form a retort on how unfair you are, except you don’t even grant her the dignity. she cries out, as another burning strip of red is belted against her ass, and her swears to god her cheeks are vibrating with the force of it. “the hell?” she chokes out before you shut her up with another stroke.

“'the hell?'” you echo, mocking. you bastard. she can't see your arched eyebrow, or your smirk; but she can certainly imagine them. her face is flushed to hell, especially when your hand comes down to ease over the marks, and she thrashes, buckwild at the contact—expecting it to be another strike. at the sound of your laugh, she burrows her face into her pillow and whines as you pinch soft flesh. she hates it. she loves it. your hand pulls away, and your "aint this what you wanted?” makes her scoff.

then you're coming down again, fast and hard and heavy and my god, her ass feels like something from hell. each crack is sharp and stinging, leaves a red welt raised along smooth skin. she's still begging for it, ass arched upwards and fingers wrenching fistfuls in the bedsheets. hotness spreading all over her body, head spinning in a heady daze. she's drunk on it. again, and again, and again, because she has something to prove. everything's throbbing. her ass, her mind, her cunt. she's bucking heedlessly into the sheets, pussy so slick she feel the dripdripdrip all the way down her thighs. you're strapping her so hard all she can do is pant and drool into her pillow.

“‘nother.” she slurs, and, well, how can you not comply?

you reel your arm back, and slam the riding-crop down against her bared ass. she cums the hardest she's ever came before. she's still so wet, cunt glistening as she slumps against the bedsheets, dribbling cum down the back of her legs, ass still up in the air. oh, you'll fuck her with that riding-crop, later. for now, you'll pull her pretty head in your lap and rub gel over her tender ass.

shame she won't be doing any riding for the rest of the week. on horses, anyway.

[tartagliove]

酸辣湯 (sour and spicy soup) my beloved.... ough so good when it's freezing outside!!

[fairycourts]

good morning and happy Friday, everyone!! we've made it through the week yippeee ^u^ what plans do you all have for the weekend? o:

[ninguitar]

movie/show/media in general recs pleaseeee 🙏

stoppp ouhhh bless ur soul i love giving recs😭😭😭😭😭💔💔 ok anyw. these r js media that i like to consume :3

shows;

001. yellowjackets

002. brooklyn 99 (my fav show. ultimate fav show idc !!! one of the BEST sitcoms hands down.)

003. shameless (us ver.)

004. gilmore girls

005. sweet home (eunyoo my baefy💔💔)

006. weak hero class 1

007. when i fly towards you (CUTEST coming of age show ever. basically js the typical love story of highschoolers.)

008. breaking bad (jesse and jane 😭😭😭😭😭😭 ouuuhh i sobbed)

010. the oc

011. nana

movies/films;

001. 500 days of summer (had me bawling btw.)

002. 10 things i hate about you

003. the perks of being a wallflower

004. waves 2019

005. bottoms

006. when marnie was there

007. challengers 2024

008. scream 1 thru scream 6

others;

001. the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all

002. ham on rye, written by charles bukowski

003. born a crime, written by trevor noah

004. the outsiders, written by s.e. hilton

005. operation true love

[infectedrpd]

How to add pixels to rentry!

Tutorial requested by anon ^x^

Firstly, you of course need to get your pixel! For the sake of this I'll be using this one I made

Now, you'll need an image hosting site - most popular ones for rentry being catbox and postimages. Simply import the image into the site and then copy the link! (Note; if you do it via postimages, you want to save the "direct link" version)

Once you have that, you want to use this format;


For example,,,

Now, once you have that, if / when you need to downsize the pixel, use this format;

{00px:00px}

Like this!

Now, it should go from this,,,

To this!

Hopefully that helps! My inbox is open for questions ^x^

[yameoto]

Cate is so puppy coded i need her

she’s just a pathetic wet needy puppy. she’s so touch starved bc she’s never been able to so much as hold hands with someone all her life so the second you so much as cup her cheek she’s all over you. leaping into your lap and nuzzling into your face like a dumb little dog. kissing u all over the neck and dragging her teeth along your skin and resisting the urge to bite down bc she’s so afraid you’re gonna shove her off but she wants to so badly all she can do is whine. she’s too afraid to speak lest she accidentally compels you to do something you don’t want to do but you’re going “c’mon, use your words like a big girl.” and all she can do is huff and whimper and pant uselessly. pawing at your clothes and shaking her head with her big tear-filled eyes because she can’t use her words and you know it. “aw, you’re not a girl at all, are you?” and her doleful, mournful whine because she’s not. she’s just a pathetic needy puppy who wants to eat you alive.

[fairycourts]

SO PHAINON HUH?

I'M CRYIGN A;LSKDFJLAKJSDFLAJSD WHAT IS THIS!!! I FEEL LIKE I GOT ATTACKED TWICE WITH THE TEXT AND THEN THE IMAGE LAKDJSFLKAJSDFLKJASDFJ

but. um. idk what you're talking about. i don't remember anything that happened last night i just woke up this morning and i barely know this paimon? phainon? guy.

[dailysnaipsoljah]

I haven’t seen much Soldier X Sniper on here, and you present it wonderfully! Your art style’s really fun too ^^ keep it up dawg I love to see it!!

AW thank you so much for your kind words!!!! <3

Yes it's quite the rarepair, which definitely motivated me to create this blog and draw stuff for them! I will try my best!!

[ninguitar]

DATE IDEAS?? I TOTALLY DON'T HAVE ONE IN LIKE AN HOUR 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕😕🙏🙏🙏🙏

STOP omg in an hour is so crazy but ANYW. a few ideas perchance. most of these r js hangouts that ive had w my friends so 😭😭😭

botanical gardens — they r SO fun to walk around guys trust me. also one of the best placws to take photos in ESP if ur a big photography person & have a digicam or wtv.🗣️🗣️

visit a photobooth !!! they’re so fun & remember memories anyw

festivals & fairs !! u can prob check out some places that r holding festivals but they might be scarce cs its after the holiday nd stuff.

ice skating 🗣️🗣️ perfect time esp bc its the winter soo !! or roller skating, either one works tbh

thrifting if u guys fw that 🙏🙏 my friend nd i picked out clothing pieces at a thrift store tg and made eachother hangout in those clothes

arcade games — nothing could go wrong w that TRUST🗣️🗣️ u guys could havw fun nd then js eat after !!

markets 🗣️🗣️ i know theres like sum markets like grand central or wtv but trust me markets r so fun to be in w all the vendors

aquariums !! theyre SO fun to go to i love tjme so much

movies !! rlly basic choice but nothing could go wrong w that either