#incorrect format for funsies

[tabrisofmars]

*Bianca leads the new principal on a tour*

Bianca: And this is Ophelia Hall, home to some of the most gremlin members of the student body.

Principal: Young lady! It is inappropriate to-

*Enid and Wednesday come flying out of a nearby window to land in a heap*

Wednesday: I said no substituting ingredients!

Enid: Garlic powder has garlic in it!

Principal:

Bianca: Yeah. So anyway, the more stable hall is this way.

[racecarcat]

intro ??! ˚❀༉‧₊

Hiiii!!! I’m racecarcat, if you want you call me kat for short.

I just kinda wanna post stuff because I think it’d be fun. I’m unfortunately very inconsistent and everything (read: my mood) fluctuates very fast. I also, am really bad with tech, and therefore know to format nothing. Consumerism. Anyhow, here are some fandoms I’m in (or rather, have been in that if given the opportunity to talk about I can rant abt for hours):

• Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK)

• Honkai Star Rail (HSR)

• Genshin Impact (GI)

• Bungo Stray Dogs (BSD)

• Project Sekai (PJSK)

• Chainsaw Man (CSM)

• Sakamoto Days (SD)

Here are my fav characters from each, not in a specific order:

JJK: RIKO AMANAIIIII (pls someone love her as much as I do), Aoi Todo, Mai Zenin, Maki Zenin, Hiromi Higuruma, Kento Nanami, Yuki Tsukumo, Iori Utahime, Yuko Ozawa, Mei Mei and Mahito (I like them ironically I swear)

HSR: Stelle/Caelus, Jing Yuan, Welt Yang, Robin, MISHA, YUKONGG, Fu Xuan, Huohuo, Tingyun, Bailu, Ruan Mei, Jing Liu, ARGENTI, BAI HENG

GI: NAVIA, Neuvillette, FURINA, Kokomi, Shenhe, CHIORI, Jean, Lumine/Aether, GANYU, KUJOU SARA, KAVEH, Itto, Nahida, Faruzan, Yanfei

BSD: PAUL VERLAINE, Rimbaud, FUKUZAWA, SIGMA, Kunikida, Chuuya, all the flags (I LOVE STORMBRINGER), HIGUCHI, Hirotsu, ODA SAKUNOSUKE ODA SAKUNOSUKE ODA SAKUNOSUKE, H.P Lovecraft, Louisa May Alcott, EDGAR ALLEN POE, Fukuchi, TERUKO

PJSK: ENA SHINOME, Mafuyu Asahina, Ichika Hoshino, Honami Mochizuki, Minori Hanasato, Shizuoka Hinomori, KOHANE AZUSAWA

CSM: Denji, ASA MITAKAAA, Aki Hayakawa, KISHIBE, QUANXI, Angel, Kobeni, Reze, Madoka, Nomo, Santa Claus, PINGSTI, NAYUTA, Himeno

SD: Taro Sakamoto, LU XIAOTANG, OSARAGI, Shin Asakura, Nagumo, GAKU, Rion Akao, AKIRA AKAO, Natsuki Seba, Nao Toramaru, Obiguro, Heisuke, SHISHIBE, AMANE

And for funsies, here are some ships I like! Fair warning, I LOVE rarepairs and multi shipping:

JJK: Satosugu, Itafushi, NobaMaki, Hakari/Kirara, Choso/Yuki, Yuji/Yuko, MECHAMIWA, Nanami/Bakery Lady, Yuta/Maki, Yuta/Inumaki

HSR: Stelle/March 7th, Caelus/Dan Heng, Gepard/Sampo, Blade/Kafka, DAN FENG/YINGXING, Jing Yuan/Blade, Pela/Lynx, Bronya/Seele, JING LIU/BAIHENG, Himeko/Kafka, Cocolia/Serval, ASTA/ARLAN, Jing Yuan/Fu Xuan, Tingyun/Jing Yuan

GI: Jean/Diluc, Qingxiu/Chongyun, Beidou/Nigguang, Neuvillette/Focalors, Ganyu/Xiao, Lumine/Amber, Arlecchino/Columbina, Yae/Layla, truly too many to count.

BSD: Kunizai, AtsuLucy, Fyozai, FukuFuku, Shin Soukoku, RIMLAINE, Chuuya/Albatross, KuniBram, OdaAngo, Ranpoe, Shirachuu, KuniChuu, Yosano/Koyou, Kyouka/Kenji, SIGZAI etc.

PJSK: Ena/Mafuyu, Toya/Kohane, Rui/Shizuku, RuiNene

CSM: Denji/Asa, AkiAngel, Aki/Himeno, Denji/Yoshida, Violence/Kobeni, Denji/Reze, Asa/Yuko, Quanxi/her gfs

SD: None, surprisingly!

I’m probably use this blog for writing, talking about said fandoms, obsessively thinking about my ocs for each said fandom, and making very politically(/j) incorrect analysis about characters. And, more! I’m sorry this is so long, really just ask me abt anything and it’ll eventually happen.

Last thing: I might post about my own stories that are… painfully unfinished, so here’s a brief intro about each (they’re all heavily inspired by my respective fandoms, we don’t talk abt that):

*Insert Dramatic Title* (IDT): A robot by the name of Edis is asked to save humanity from a prophecy stating that, from five years from now, the world will end.

Slaughterhouse (SH): A pair of twins live in a “Haven Town” where there outside world was shrouded into an apocalypse. They learn how to truly survive in such a restrictive environment and find out the subtle corruption of their system.

‘Vest of the ‘Usual (VOU): A young boy has unusual abilities that leads him to work in the government, which depicts him having to do the unthinkable: go to school. And, do his job, that too.

Act I (A1): Olesia Lexina has had one dream all her life: protect humanity from the evil that is godlyhood! This follows her journey through the ideal of becoming on of the top members of the “Guardians of Humanity”.

Project: New World (P:NW): The government has allowed a project and organization by the name of “New World” to attempt to “purify humanity of all of its wrongdoings” and it has taken the world by storm; unfortunately, Chara has absolutely no interest in any of it.

The Eight Tragedies (T8T): An Angel has come to earth to ultimately destroy everyone on it, in which a humanities major named Reminiscence gives the world (her two friends) a chance to fix their problems before it can do so—by going into the past eight times to fix mistakes that should’ve never happened.

Majic Girl: BOOM ★ (MG:★): this one is something I’ve been meaning to get motivation to work on properly. A young freshman girl watches her whole world turn upside down (close to literally) to as some sort of eldritch horror resurfaces the earth! And she is one of the few people making the attempt to kill it.

$1 Supermarket ($1): The economy as we know it had crashed after inflation has risen way too high to the point even the upper class finds it hard to buy anything. Thus, a brand new chain store by the name of $1 Supermarket has arisen! Where everything is exactly $1! And there’s like, a bunch of monsters everywhere, but that’s besides the point.

Okay, that’s it now I promise. Thank you for reading this far!

[lostgoats]

manager: take off your sunglasses

seungmin: *takes off his sunglasses, revealing a slightly smaller pair of sunglasses* i can do this six more times

[tabrisofmars]

Principal [REDACTED]: Do you know why I have called you here today?

Wednesday: You missed my wit and charm?

Principal [REDACTED]: You, allegedly, declared yourself a goddess while threatening to rain fire on the town.

Wednesday: Goddess of Vengeance

Principal [REDACTED]: why?!?

Wednesday: One of them insulted Enid’s new haircut.

Principal [REDACTED]: That’s it?

Wednesday: She cried incessantly for hours. This interrupted our scheduled cuddle time.

Principal [REDACTED]:

Wednesday: If I must suffer, so will they.

Principal [REDACTED] puts his head down: It is going to be a long year.

[tabrisofmars]

*Wednesday walks into the Nightshade meeting room*

Yoko: what about Adclair?

Divina: that sounds like a cosmetic

Bianca: I’m telling you, Wenid is the way

Wednesday: I pre regret asking, but what are you arguing about?

Yoko: We’re deciding the ship name for you and Enid

Wednesday: … the what?

Divina: basically a nickname for a relationship that mixes the couple’s names

Ajax: How about wenclair?

Everyone else:

Bianca: Lame

Yoko: yeah it doesn’t hit right

Divina: I still think SinDams is sweet

Wednesday: Each day you give me a new reason to hate you.

[tabrisofmars]

Divina pats Enid’s back: You’re awful quiet. Still upset about us forming two teams?

Enid: No. This works better anyway. Both of us are sensible. Unlike Batbutt and Raven.

Divina: Yeeepp, you mad.

Enid: Those emo Elmos want to leave me, the strongest member, behind cause ‘you’re so bright a sniper could hit you from the moon’

Divina: Nids, pink camouflage is cute but not effective.

Enid: Ugh! Well we’re gonna find the stalker first. Then Wednesday will appreciate me.

Divina: I just hope our two idiots didn’t stumble into trouble.

~a dark cabin somewhere deeper in the woods~

Yoko waking up to find herself shackled to the ceiling by her wrists: Oh what the shit!

Wednesday dangling beside her with a smirk: First time?

[tabrisofmars]

Divina opens the door holding everyone's coffee order. She gasps in shock.

Yoko is duct taped to the wall: Mgffggfffrrr

A trash can is on fire in the center of the room.

Eugene hovers over an unconscious Enid trying to use smelling salts.

Wednesday turns from her typewriter and takes off her headphones: You've returned ahead of expectations. Did they have the scones?

Divina: WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?

Polly the Doll falls from the ceiling to be caught one handed by Wednesday.

Wednesday: It looks like they are finally having my kind of fun.

Polly: Its bussin'

[tabrisofmars]

~The Waffle House Incident~

Yoko: I am telling you A negative is the best!

Wednesday: One would assume a literal blood sucker would have better taste. B positive is preferable.

Yoko: Girl, you barely even drink blood and you gonna hate on me like that?

Wednesday: Plenty of sanguine liquid has flowed across my tongue!

Enid: OhEmGee can you two stop arguing about this? You’re never going to agree.

Divina: Yeah! You two need a third opinion. None of the rest of us is a blood drinker. So let it go.

Ajax: I'll do it, if each of you gives me ten bucks. That's fair right?

Yoko: I'm game. But we need some B positive. I only got my sipper cup of A.

Wednesday grabs the arm of a nearby server: Your blood type is B positive?

Server: Actually, yes. How did you-

Wednesday: We found a blood donor.

Server screams

*twenty minutes later*

Yoko: I don't know why I have to walk home. It was your fault we got kicked out.

Wednesday: Our companions anger was unwarranted. I would have tipped the woman generously.

[wr8tur]

Enid: WeNid is cute. Wednesday: Isn't that the name of the panda plushy I gifted you from the fair? Enid: What? *unleashes puppy dog eyes to distract Wednesday*

*Wednesday walks into the Nightshade meeting room*

Yoko: what about Adclair?

Divina: that sounds like a cosmetic

Bianca: I’m telling you, Wenid is the way

Wednesday: I pre regret asking, but what are you arguing about?

Yoko: We’re deciding the ship name for you and Enid

Wednesday: … the what?

Divina: basically a nickname for a relationship that mixes the couple’s names

Ajax: How about wenclair?

Everyone else:

Bianca: Lame

Yoko: yeah it doesn’t hit right

Divina: I still think SinDams is sweet

Wednesday: Each day you give me a new reason to hate you.