#incorrect merlin bbc

[regretn0-thing]

Arthur: So you have magic?

Merlin: Uh… yeah?

Arthur: for how long?

Merlin: Since birth.

Arthur: And you’re a dragon lord?

Merlin: Yeah my father was and it gets passed down.

Arthur: Sounds like royalty.

Merlin: No? I don’t think so.

Arthur: Yes it is, that means you’re a noble, a lord. We can get married now.

Merlin: WHAT???

[runboybeneaththemoon]

[mandoriana]

Arthur: Don't kill me, I'm married!

Villain of the week: Do you think I care?

Arthur: You misunderstood, that was a warning.

*Sound of small boots approaching quickly*

[merlinsearlobe]

[ash-or-somethings]

Merlin: Remember that time Gwen tried to kill Arthur and framed me for it?

Arthur: What?

Gwen: *Ignoring Arthur* Remember the time you spent like two days ACTUALLY trying to kill Arthur, and Gaius and I had to keep knocking you out?!

Arthur: I'M SORRY?!?!

[merlin-fandom-2024]

Camelot noble: Your majesty, your manservant is a threat to -

Arthur: Merlin?? A threat?? Of course not. Look at him, he's adorable.

Merlin, standing behind Arthur, covered in blood, holding a knife, having just killed his 7th assassin of the week (it's Monday): Yeah, I'm adorable.

[escespace]

To whoever first wrote that Merlin is only clumsy because he has to make a conscious effort and always invest a lot of energy to not allowing his magic to be instinctive : Thank you! That concept always lives in my mind for free

[merlinmylove]

[ceo-of-merleon]

Merlin: me and Arthur are courting!!

Leon: we already knew?

Merlin: we started courting two days ago??

Leon: the fuck were you doing before

[orpheeeeus]

Arthur: So what. You're not going to help my sister, your friend, because some dragon told you that she might turn evil one day, in a far away future?

Merlin: No, he told me that she will kill you, or that she will be responsible of your death. Morgana will betray you. I can't let her do that. I have to protect you

Arthur: *worry evident* A dragon told you that. A dragon… And… Are you sure you can trust it, this dragon?

Merlin: He's a him, not an it. *not looking at arthur* And… who else could I trust?

Arthur: *tears in his eyes. Take a deep breath, trying but failing to keep his mouth from curling downward* Me? *voice breaks* You could trust me?

[regretn0-thing]

Okay but I absolutely love the idea of Leon somehow also being immortal just out of his pure dedication to Camelot so when Arthur does comeback its just.

Arthur: So your magic has made you immortal and you've been alive this entire time?

Merlin: Yeah, have to fulfill the prophecy and stuff so I can’t die.

Arthur: That makes sense, sort of, but there's still something I don't understand.

Merlin: What?

Arthur: HOW THE F*CK IS LEON ALIVE???

Leon: *has been quietly eating his stew* I did say I wouldn't fall until Camelot did, apparently that included Merlin.

[runboybeneaththemoon]

Arthur: Okay, so you're my servant now. It's not really that important of a position, just like, idk, make sure you bring me my breakfast on time

Merlin: I would die for you, I would kill for you, I'd give up my humanity and become a living weapon for you, I would sit by your grave for over a millennium, awaiting your return-

Arthur: but would you bring me breakfast on time?

Merlin: Well that's asking a bit much, don't you think?

[ughmerlin]

incorrect merlin quotes #14

[merlindefender]

Arthur: Thank you all for coming.

Leon: Of course, sire.

Arthur: and thank you for coming Merlin even though I told you more than once not to.

Merlin: You're most certainly welcome.

[mandoriana]

Merlin: I am the sorcerer!

Uther: 🤨

Arthur: *nervous laughter* Give me a moment alone with him, please, Father.

Arthur pulls Merlin aside.

Arthur: *takes a deep breath* Merlin...

Merlin: Yes?

Arthur: Are you going to send me flowers?

Merlin: *confused* No, I’m not.

Arthur: Are you going to buy me a bottle of champagne?

Merlin: *Extremely confused* I don’t intend to.

Arthur: Are you planning to take me out to dinner?

Merlin: No, why?

Arthur: Because you’re trying to fuck me, Merlin! What’s your damn problem? What kind of idiot declares himself a sorcerer in front of the damn king! *smacks Merlin on the head*

Merlin: 🥺🤕

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

In a round table meeting:

Arthur: I don’t understand.

Merlin, running on two hours of sleep in five days, falling asleep on his feet: That’s okay, you’re very pretty.

Knights: *wheezing*

Arthur: *blushing furiously*

Merlin: …I said that out loud.