#incorrect mphfpc

[zwelcii]

millard: today's officially one year since i've had surgery.

hugh: wooo congrats king!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

millard: surgery on my shoulder??? from when i got shot???

hugh: wooo congrats king!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[rosestarlightkatarina]

The children are getting in trouble: In our defense, we were left unsupervised.

Miss Peregrine: Wasn’t Y/N with you?

Y/N: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

[devine-devil]

Book Peregrine: not having brothers must have saved you from having so many traumas.

Movie Peregrine: Oh no, I had brothers.

Book Peregrine: Huh? Then why don't they appear in the movie?

Movie Peregrine: because they died a long time ago.

Book Peregrine: Oh my birds, I'm so sorry.

Movie Peregrine: Don't worry, it's okay, I killed them. 😊

[dostarve]

The peculiar children as random text posts because I think i’m hilarious

Pt 1

[superbbluebirdtriumph]

Jacob: Miss Peregrine , I've got a question:Can an Ymbrine love another person?

Miss P: An Ymbrine takes care of children Jake , she cannot marry nor have children.

Jacob: What if the Ymbrine falls in love with a woman?

Miss P : I'm not su-

Jacob:What about if the woman in question is another Ymbrine?

Miss P: *loud silence*

Jacob: So?

[enoraces]

miss peregrine: they’re children, jacob! you shouldn’t be bringing them on your dangerous missions!

jacob: the children, miss peregrine. they yearn to fight the hollows.

[ambersweets134]

Happy new year

[enochs-g0r3-jars]

Posts the peculiars would make part 4 >:)

[mphfpcincorrectquotes]

Miss Peregrine: Here are two pictures. One is your basement room, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

Enoch: That one's the dump?

Miss Peregrine: They're both your room.

[marygih]

Bird's Birthday

Horace: Miss Peregrine's birthday cake is ready, all that's left is to put the candles on it with her age on them. Noor: Okay, tell me how old she will be so I can buy the candles. *the children look at each other without knowing* Noor: Wait, none of you know how old she is? Horace: It's rude to ask a lady's age. Enoch: She is over 100 and under 200 years old, will she get mad if we put a candle that says "old" on it? Emma: This is not funny Enoch! Horace: What now? What are we going to do, the cake needs candles! Noor: I'm going to buy a candle that says happy birthday. Horace: Yes! That's perfect! Noor you're brilliant.

[zwelcii]

some wight: once I tried killing this preppy british kid on his way to school but before I could even get a threat out he said ‘please don’t hesitate’ and I was caught so off guard that this eleven year old basically just asked me to kill him that i just stood there as he walked away.

horace:

horace: oh, you mean me.

[rosestarlightkatarina]

Enoch: I’m afraid I have a bad reputation. When I said I had broken an arm, Miss Peregrine was the only one who asked if it was my left or right one. The others asked whose arm it was.

[devine-devil]

Enoch : *with a silly smile* look Miss Cuckoo gave me some French perfume, I must be her favorite Child.

Millard: You deal with earth, mud, viscera and blood all the time, she didn't give you a perfume because she likes you, she gave you a perfume because you stink.

[eleanorandphantom]

Enoch pissing everyone off with ridiculous questions to make us question everything (pt.1)

"do you think fish can see air? We can see water but can't see air, could it be the opposite?" - Enoch "That's not how that-" Horace

"Why do churches ask for so much money when they think money is the root of evil? sounds pretty hypocritical" - Enoch

"How many people do you think are breathing at the same pace as you at this exact moment?" - Enoch *Horace starts panically breathing* "Honey is just bee throw up" - Enoch *Hugh screaming from the room over, Wyn holding Fiona back from tackling Enoch*

"If every day resets, how do we keep the clothes we stole during raid the village?" - Enoch "Honestly that's a good point" - Millard

"There's no possible way to stand backwards on stairs" - Enoch *a loud crash as Jacob falls from the stairs* "Mirrors don't break, they multiply" - Enoch "I swear if you keep saying these things I will multiply mirrors all over your hommunculi" - Emma

"A baby is the quietest or loudest thing to drop- just depends on who else is in the room" - Enoch "Were you dropped on the head?" - Jacob

"Why are prisoners given food, water, and shelter while homeless people aren't?" - Enoch "Uh- good point" - Miss. P

"What if oxygen is poisonous and takes 75-100 years to kill us?" - Enoch "I hope you get asthma" - Hugh

"Mosquitos are like dirty, already used needles" - Enoch "EWWWWWWW" - Claire & Olive "Nothing is truly on fire, fire is just on things" - Enoch "Enoch why don't you come over here" - Emma, pressing her hands together and generating heat

"Deaf people don't understand why farts are so funny" - Enoch *no one reacts* anyways, these are the sillies being silly. we are fed up with him, but we love him

[superbbluebirdtriumph]

*Enoch passing by with a bag*

Miss P : Oh hi Enoch, what are you doing?

Enoch : preparing a new toy!

*goes away*

Miss P : Oh... Great, have fun then!

*Fiona approaches*

Fiona:Miss Peregrine, I can't find some of my hens anymore!

Miss P: Holy birds! ENOCH!

[enoraces]

horace, hanging a picture: am i straight?

millard, not looking up from his book: no.

horace: ...i’m talking about the picture, millard.

millard: *looks at the picture*

the picture: *is of horace and enoch*

millard: ...

millard: no.