#incorrect mphfpc

[zwelcii]

millard: today's officially one year since i've had surgery.

hugh: wooo congrats king!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

millard: surgery on my shoulder??? from when i got shot???

hugh: wooo congrats king!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[rosestarlightkatarina]

The children are getting in trouble: In our defense, we were left unsupervised.

Miss Peregrine: Wasn’t Y/N with you?

Y/N: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

[devine-devil]

Book Peregrine: not having brothers must have saved you from having so many traumas.

Movie Peregrine: Oh no, I had brothers.

Book Peregrine: Huh? Then why don't they appear in the movie?

Movie Peregrine: because they died a long time ago.

Book Peregrine: Oh my birds, I'm so sorry.

Movie Peregrine: Don't worry, it's okay, I killed them. 😊

[dostarve]

The peculiar children as random text posts because I think i’m hilarious

Pt 1

[superbbluebirdtriumph]

Jacob: Miss Peregrine , I've got a question:Can an Ymbrine love another person?

Miss P: An Ymbrine takes care of children Jake , she cannot marry nor have children.

Jacob: What if the Ymbrine falls in love with a woman?

Miss P : I'm not su-

Jacob:What about if the woman in question is another Ymbrine?

Miss P: *loud silence*

Jacob: So?

[enoraces]

miss peregrine: they’re children, jacob! you shouldn’t be bringing them on your dangerous missions!

jacob: the children, miss peregrine. they yearn to fight the hollows.

[ambersweets134]

Happy new year

[enochs-g0r3-jars]

Posts the peculiars would make part 4 >:)

[mphfpcincorrectquotes]

Miss Peregrine: Here are two pictures. One is your basement room, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell which is which?

Enoch: That one's the dump?

Miss Peregrine: They're both your room.

[marygih]

Bird's Birthday

Horace: Miss Peregrine's birthday cake is ready, all that's left is to put the candles on it with her age on them. Noor: Okay, tell me how old she will be so I can buy the candles. *the children look at each other without knowing* Noor: Wait, none of you know how old she is? Horace: It's rude to ask a lady's age. Enoch: She is over 100 and under 200 years old, will she get mad if we put a candle that says "old" on it? Emma: This is not funny Enoch! Horace: What now? What are we going to do, the cake needs candles! Noor: I'm going to buy a candle that says happy birthday. Horace: Yes! That's perfect! Noor you're brilliant.

[zwelcii]

some wight: once I tried killing this preppy british kid on his way to school but before I could even get a threat out he said ‘please don’t hesitate’ and I was caught so off guard that this eleven year old basically just asked me to kill him that i just stood there as he walked away.

horace:

horace: oh, you mean me.

[rosestarlightkatarina]

Enoch: I’m afraid I have a bad reputation. When I said I had broken an arm, Miss Peregrine was the only one who asked if it was my left or right one. The others asked whose arm it was.

[devine-devil]

Enoch : *with a silly smile* look Miss Cuckoo gave me some French perfume, I must be her favorite Child.

Millard: You deal with earth, mud, viscera and blood all the time, she didn't give you a perfume because she likes you, she gave you a perfume because you stink.

[superbbluebirdtriumph]

*Enoch passing by with a bag*

Miss P : Oh hi Enoch, what are you doing?

Enoch : preparing a new toy!

*goes away*

Miss P : Oh... Great, have fun then!

*Fiona approaches*

Fiona:Miss Peregrine, I can't find some of my hens anymore!

Miss P: Holy birds! ENOCH!

[enoraces]

horace, hanging a picture: am i straight?

millard, not looking up from his book: no.

horace: ...i’m talking about the picture, millard.

millard: *looks at the picture*

the picture: *is of horace and enoch*

millard: ...

millard: no.

[ambersweets134]

Miss P needs a break from Jacob