#incorrect mphfpc

[ducksrus]

Enoch: Am I in trouble?

Miss P: take a guess

Enoch: no?

Miss P: guess again

[zelcii]

millard: today's officially one year since i've had surgery.

hugh: wooo congrats king!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

millard: surgery on my shoulder??? from when i got shot???

hugh: wooo congrats king!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[enochs-g0r3-jars]

Posts the peculiars would make part 4 >:)

[kingofspadescos]

MPHFP Incorrect Quotes

Miss Peregrine - I'm sure Jake has lots of friends back in Florida.

Y/n (Jake's sibling) - *starts laughing hysterically*

Y/n - Jake? Having friends? Ha! That boys more antisocial than I am and I prefer animals over people-

Enoch - *desperately trying to finish his food without laughing*

[mphfpcincorrectquotes]

Miss P: 'Did none of you think this was a bad idea'

Jacob: 'Oh no we all did we just decided to do it anyway.'

[superbbluebirdtriumph]

Jacob: Miss Peregrine , I've got a question:Can an Ymbrine love another person?

Miss P: An Ymbrine takes care of children Jake , she cannot marry nor have children.

Jacob: What if the Ymbrine falls in love with a woman?

Miss P : I'm not su-

Jacob:What about if the woman in question is another Ymbrine?

Miss P: *loud silence*

Jacob: So?

[devine-devil]

Miss Peregrine: "in my time, coca wine was much better."

Jacob: * Whispers to the other children * "In her time, wine was made with cocaine."

[marygih]

Bird's Birthday

Horace: Miss Peregrine's birthday cake is ready, all that's left is to put the candles on it with her age on them. Noor: Okay, tell me how old she will be so I can buy the candles. *the children look at each other without knowing* Noor: Wait, none of you know how old she is? Horace: It's rude to ask a lady's age. Enoch: She is over 100 and under 200 years old, will she get mad if we put a candle that says "old" on it? Emma: This is not funny Enoch! Horace: What now? What are we going to do, the cake needs candles! Noor: I'm going to buy a candle that says happy birthday. Horace: Yes! That's perfect! Noor you're brilliant.

[ambersweets134]

Miss P needs a break from Jacob

[birdiesflying]

Enoch, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking of going back to school and starting a career!

Emma, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Jacob: What the heck are you guys doing?

Enoch: Playing systemic oppression.

[ducksrus]

Horace: my only talent is being stress

Millard: don’t you mean stressed

Horace: no

[cherryxsapphic]

Y/n: Am I in trouble?

Alma: Take a guess.

Y/n: No?

Alma: Take another guess.

[enochs-g0r3-jars]

Imagine mphfpc exactly as it is but instead of saying "Rise up dead man, rise up😈" Enoch says "Wakie wakiee🥰🤗"

[zelcii]

some wight: once I tried killing this preppy british kid on his way to school but before I could even get a threat out he said ‘please don’t hesitate’ and I was caught so off guard that this eleven year old basically just asked me to kill him that i just stood there as he walked away.

horace:

horace: oh, you mean me.

[mphfpcincorrectquotes]

After Millard got shot

Bronwyn: 'Oh, you poor thing.'

Millard, high on meds: 'Don't bring my financial status into this.'

[superbbluebirdtriumph]

*Enoch passing by with a bag*

Miss P : Oh hi Enoch, what are you doing?

Enoch : preparing a new toy!

*goes away*

Miss P : Oh... Great, have fun then!

*Fiona approaches*

Fiona:Miss Peregrine, I can't find some of my hens anymore!

Miss P: Holy birds! ENOCH!