#incorrectosas

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Jonah: I want a baby

Mercy: Go find one of our 8 adult children

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Jonah, praying: Dear God, please have Mercy on my soul. And body. And legal documents. Amen.

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Mercy: You didn’t have to do that for me

Jonah: If you asked me to drag my bare ass across hot coals I would do it.

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Mercy, looking through Jonah’s backpack: Good lord, were you raised by WOLVES?!

Jonah: No, I was raised by a snake lady and a beetle man.

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No context Mercy

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I don’t know what made me spit more of my wine, Mercy’s tea or the way Kells was coming to visit Cassady

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Jonah: I grew a beard, to show that time passed

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Mercy: I want a baby.

Jonah, grabbing a deck of cards: Ok what color?

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Y’all I just woke up in a cold sweat. Mercy is LIVING ON A BOAT. DID SHE EVER LEARN TO FUCKING SWIM?!

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“My name is Jonah Reed, you killed my father, prepare to die”

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Jonah: I’ve only had Mercy for a month and a half but if anything happened to her, I’d kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Kells: Disgusting.

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Mercy, ripping up her original wolf hunt contract with Jonah: GOOD LUCK RETURNING ME WITHOUT THE RECEIPT

Jonah: Wh- why do you still have that

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Mercy: Come on, I wasn’t THAT drunk

Jonah: You tried to play fetch with a wolf you saw in a window.

Mercy: Ok? So what? That’s not even the most dangerous animal I’ve interacted with.

Jonah: It was your reflection.

Mercy: That… would explain the bruise on my forehead.

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Captain: I’ve been a wreck ever since my son died

Jonah: Stop telling everyone I’m dead!

Captain: sometimes it’s like I can still hear his voice!

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Mercy, pulling up next to Kell on the side of the road: Jonah and I are going to Starbucks, wanna come?

Kells: (already in the car, buckling their seatbelt) I really shouldn’t.

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Mercy: How in the world did you get out of that gunfire?

Jonah: Sometimes you wrestle the monster, sometimes the monster wrestles you…