#insp: celina sinclair

[sarahsrp]

problematic fave ~ gabe & celina

your fave is problematic: Gabriel Young 

is a teacher who has pretty much given up on his students 

rarely grades his student’s homework or tests because he already knows they suck 

will let his students know that they all suck 

idk how he hasn’t been fired, tbh 

is just a complete smart ass like 98% of the time 

threatens to tell his students spoilers to tv shows/movies in order to get them to settle down

calls other people cutsey nicknames to undermine them 

will ignore the hell out of a person when he’s mad or upset with them 

will also lie about dating someone to make the person he likes feel like they’ve missed out and like he’s not sad over them…

will force you to sing really embarrassing songs during karaoke 

cheats at board games 

will pour salt into your drink when you’re not looking

steals lunches out of the teacher’s lounge

cocky as hell 

has come to work hungover multiple times 

has on more than one occasion convinced the school to approve a field trip to the movies to watch a “historical” movie even though said movie really had nothing to do with history…

 hits on a lot of women (not that he ever pursues them though)

flirts with a lot of the single moms at school

also a lot of the single teachers 

these things almost always assures he gets homemade baked goods

loves funny history memes and puns 

has feelings for his friend’s sort of girlfriend 

knows way too many disney songs by heart 

loves listening to student gossip and then telling other teachers

tells other teachers its ok to be interested in a student as long as they’re 18 

doesn’t actually think it’s ok, just wants to know which teachers are lowkey gross 

has put on movies to nap in the back of the class before 

locks students out of the class if they are late 

makes fun of his best friend for being a nerd

peer pressures his friends into a lot of things lol 

i mean, honestly, he’s kind of an asshole…

well, really he’s mostly a grumpy gus because he doesn’t fell fulfilled in life

but still, he’s also an asshole 

and a total show off like omg 

also can be a total fuck boy at times 

anytime he’s better at something than someone, you better believe he rubs it in their face

your fave is problematic: Celina Sinclair 

is angry about 78% of the time 

unhappy housewife that yells at her husband daily 

worries about almost everything

generally wine drunk after 7pm

hates her parents-in-law a lot  

complains about what she’s missing out on a lot 

tells everyone she befriends not to rush into marriage or having children 

regrets not achieving her dreams before settling down 

really, really hates the fact that she and her husband moved to indiana

she sounds like a bad wife/mom lol 

but honestly, she does love her husband and being a mom makes her really happy but she feels fulfilled and doesn’t think it’s fair that she had to give up on her dreams!

but on that note, sometimes she casually “forgets” to mention the whole marriage/child thing when she meets someone new just so that they can focus on getting to know HER and not mrs. sinclair or addison’s mom

gives terrible advise

and jinxes people…

but not on purpose!  

stresses out about a lot of little things 

though that’s mostly her mother-in-law’s fault

WHICH IS WHY SHE’S WINE DRUNK AFTER 7PM ALL THE TIME 

has a terrible sense of humor. like, she’s not that great at jokes? 

plus she has a lot of dark humor that isn’t that funny?

kind of fuels other people’s rage

pulls the “because i’m the oldest” card a lot with her sisters 

total theater nerd 

will sing showtunes all day, everyday 

criticizes her husband a lot 

not sure why he hasn’t divorced her ass, omg

actually works really, really hard on trying to be like the perfect mom and housewife 

you know, honestly…she wasn’t always like this! she is from a nice, wholesome family. had big dreams and a sweet personality. met the love of her life and his terrible parents have manipulated everything since they got married and it’s really turned her sour.