#inspector detector

[poorboypictures]

It's been a while...

Anyway, here's some Speed Racer designs.

If anyone has requests, my Asks are always open.

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Apartment inspection is finally over. The inspector replaced all of my smoke detectors (while tutting about how old they all were,) which is annoying because the last thing I need in my stoner cave is more sensitive smoke detectors ☹️

[invaders-forever]

I know the reasoning behind the Racer X moniker was to hide Rex's true identity but I also will consider that Rex got called 'Agent Racer' once and realised he'd never be taken seriously

[tentaclesofhate]

@ god please let the government hurry up and answer the phone I'm TIRED

[coolzeke]

what is a hot dog, if not (almost) a chicken in a bag

[shadowwingtronix]

BW's Today's Comic> Speed Racer [Free Comic Book Day 2025]

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

Many Inspectators were thrilled that Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

included an extended scene in which the Third Inspector’s P.E.N.I.S. detector turned up as a prop, the Swedish penis pump.

[aaasdgnklm]

THE PROJECTOR HELP 🤣🤣

avatardotpng was killed (note: avatardotpng was not the person supposedly dying)

theyve already died 3 times

“this was a bad day to be a member of unstable universe but a good day for people in to parasocial background audio”

lowkey moon plot point is cooler then flamefrags entire pov

GLASHWAG

mafia for every potion effect 💯💯💯

“one of the many lazy acceleration cannons that tertiary characters like me and wato are allowed to use to travel millions of blocks off camera”

ah yes my ✨shulker box of sticks✨

2nd plot point thats lowkey cooler than anything I’ve seen on uu (havent watched parrot or wemmbu but preeettttyyyy sure this doesnt happen)

you can tell they did this in one take

“even in the darkest moment theres always hoahahaha 🤣”

“even in the darkest moment theres always hope!” “🤣” “yknow ken, in LIGHT of recent events-“

“JUST AS WE THOUGHT THIS VIDEO WAS GETTING INTERESTING SOMEONE SHOWED UP TO START A 20 MIN PVP FIGHT”

“IS THAT PRINCE ZAM 🤯🤯”

“avatar if I’ve learned anything its that even in the darkest hour-” “STOP”

“stop oozing on my lazy acceleration cannon!”

wait actually thats a good point why did the invis mafia use totems if they die when invis goes out and totems cancel your invis. whats the point of the totem if ur gonna die anyways. why did ash even supply them with totems??

WASHCHAG

“IS THAT PRINCE ZA-”

“-wemmbuifying my charecter, I’m just only using the mace” poor wemmbu is catching strays rn

are they using people like mobs for their cannon help??

“wait that was my ticket why do I have to sneak in?” “cause I-“ “hes the MAIN CHARECTER, wato”

the pickup priority is insane

“I LIVE A LIFE OF ENDLESS SPINNING. I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING STILL SPINNING. PLEASE-“ “BRO SHUT UP”

“was that train conductor- prince zam??”

“yknow what- I’m in.” *dies*

“does it- necessarily have to be an item-“ “ALRIGHT SO YOURE A FARMER”

casually calling the farlands leader prince zam is the funniest continuation of that bit

“the three of us were tasked with being used”

3rd plot point thats lowkey SLASHWAG

TASHMAG

COSHPOWAG

the mafia explanations getting faster and faster

omg stoplight trio !!!!!! theyre so cute !!!!!!!!!!!! I cant wait for avatar to betray !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh nooo avatarrr “can I tp” oh that wasnt on purpose

“why would i have a shulker box full of ladders!” -the ‘has a shulker of everything’ guy

MALGOSHWAG

nooo I didnt see this comingg not avatarrr

erm,,, youreeee coming with us :3

WHAT NO I. I CANT LIVE WITHOUT THE NAME OF THE MAFIA LEADER, ITS FEEDING ME. I NEED THE ASHSWAG PUN NAMES.

“you know we can hear you right?” “…t h e y c a n h e a r u s ? ? ? ?”

why he movin like that

HASHTAG

WAIT WAIT THE WHAT MAFIA SORRY????

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kisssssss I need my kenwato

solution every political problem: inflation

“bro hes spreading communism behind you!”

not the uu pov being the direct cause of an innocent persons death that they cared for

NOT THE DETECTOR NOOO

omg what

this is so minute and spoke core of avatar and ken

OH WAIT ITS LIKE ALMOST KIND OF ACTUALLY ASH

this is the least serious board meeting

“is irl even cannon anymore?”

I’m just imagining avatar sitting there as ken talks like 🙂🙂🙂

“they hire- MINORITIES 😱😨😥”

“THE COORDINATES OF YOUR STASIS CHAMBERS ARE -215000 280 -64 153890 IF YOU KILL EITHER WATO OR I I- I LEAK YOUR COORDINATES TO REDDIT.” “well f**k.”

ken bird racist confirmed

the wato armour stand 😭😭

WIFIES WIFIES WIFIES WIFIES

can this be cannon to uu as ken and watos storyline since theyre cannon pretty pretty please I want them pleaseeee pretty please

theres lowkey way too much effort in all the insane lists in this video

NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT !!!! LETS FUCKING GOOO !!!!!!!!!!!

he said the thing! he said the uu thing :)

omg stable universe

help me theyre so unserious wtf

the video of references actually

SLASHPAG

CRASHWAGG

inspector, collector, projector, unit vector, lecture, nectar, hector- WAIT HECTOR

nooo not wato :((((((( my shippp :(((((((((((((

oh ok I’m gonna be honest that ‘thats why you dont make the decisions’ line went kinda hard

‘mysterious resource pack that wato gave me years ago’ hmmm how convenientttt

GHOSTS ARE CANNON 😰😰😰😰

bro really pulled a 1786

is it crazy that this is giving me the itches to watch parrots pov

YIPPIE THE LESSON WE LEARNED WAS MONEY I LIKE MONEY

[mighty-mepoe]

And a friend appears.

All meet inspector Tsukauchi Naomasa, human lie-detector.

[concretejunglefm]

Oooh any horny anon thots?

currently on rotation is:

sub!noah, always, but not just all of the ways you will play with him and bring out all of those pretty sounds, but the idea of an other f!sub where you get to play with them both, make one punish the other and if they're not obedient to it they get punished too. in addition is sub!noah x sub!folio, with folio wanting to be apart of this fun so badly, while simultaneously struggling to follow instructions because he's such an eager to please you kind of guy. there's something of a dom in him which I don't think he even realizes.

this one is purely for my own enjoyment and the primal kink, but playing a hide and seek style track you down game with nick squared, extra points for it happening at a venue while you're preparing for a show. nicholas comes in with a knowing sly smirk and tosses nick a walkie talkie, what for? you're about to find out after nicholas starts the countdown. folio has that look in his eye, the one you usually see when you're at home doing this in private before he says; "run rabbit run." you can't leave the venue, but you can run and you can hide, unless of course folio catches you first, which he will and does. what happens from there? you're dragged off to be used like the plaything they just made you into, of course.

reverting back to sub!noah I'm sorry he's the current favorite is him being a virgin, but exploring in online spaces about what he likes and doesn't like, partly because he feels more in control and partly because he might be on the acespec and unsure about actual sexual encounters.

sub!matt is one which i'll elaborate in another ask i had about him, but i love to think of him going from his kinda asshole self to so needy and whiny, just giving you the puppy eyes because he's too stubborn and bratty to actually ask for what he wants without an attitude, but him giving you attitude always earns him a punishment (which he loves).

obsession!noah who gets a little more pathetic and desperate now that tour is over and jolly's girlfriend is around almost 24/7. he's starts noticing the way she leaves the bathroom door almost ajar whenever she showers and jolly isn't home. he can't help but stop and stare as he catches her reflection in the mirror. the sight is enough to send him running back to his room and hiding away like a horned up teenager. on the nights jolly is out late, noah slips into his bedroom as he sleeps, he's not going to do anything, he just likes to watch her and what if his hand slips down onto his dick while he does, he's not going to touch her.

trigger warnings in the tags for below the cut darker thots:

corrupt!omens starting with cop!noah who pulls you over for a dui and after manhandling you on the side of a quiet road, takes you in to the station. little do you know he was watching you from his cop car earlier on tonight outside the restaurant you were in with friends and knew you'd had enough to drink to put you over the limit by a minuscule. little do you know he's been watching you long before this, his new favorite. don't worry, stop your crying he has a solution if you're willing to cooperate. you're free and you think it's over, that is until you start receiving messages with cctv clips of what took place during your initial booking at the station that evening, and blackmail demands. you panic and reach out to him, despite not wanting to. it turns out that the same has been happening to noah. it must be that cop!ruffilo from another precinct. they've never gotten along, always been some jealous rivalry, but don't worry, noah will handle it. you're no longer feeling safe in your own home, don't worry, noah can stay with you, but what is he supposed to do when he can't be around? you have a random drop by from your maintenance guy!folio, he's let himself in with fire inspector!jolly to check your smoke detectors are up to date and in quality. he's given you several new ones throughout your apartment; kitchen space, bathroom and bedroom which might have a small camera installed in there, how generous.

jealous!folio who knows you're hooking up with two of his best friends at the same time, noah and noah, and who's so tired of your teasing, of you leading him on that he takes matters into his own hands, especially when he's heard the things you enjoy through watching you with them two. tw: strong ideas around dubcon

[inkwell-intermission]

Who drives and who gets shotgun?

I'll try to keep this kinda brief probably but it's divided up by group for the most part. Midnight Crew: Slick or Boxcars drives, usually Slick because he can fit into the driver's seat more often. It's not like Droog can't drive, but he's a little too lax and doesn't take any risks. He can't drive in a high stakes getaway or important situation- He kind of enjoys setting off other drivers. Slick's a good driver but he's got road rage. Boxcars is a good driver but he can't always fit in the driver's seat- he's the best driver, cars just don't always fit him. Deuce does not drive because He cannot usually reach the pedals and he is easily distracted and has a habit of hitting things like mailboxes or curbs or pedestrians. Droog or Deuce usually get passenger seat if Slick is driving. There isn't usually enough room for Boxcars in the passenger's seat anyway, but Slick usually picks Droog over Deuce for shotgun, and Boxcars will pick any of the three depending on the circumstance. For the most part though, Deuce and Droog like shotgun when Boxcars drives. Both Boxcars and Slick are backseat drivers. When traveling solo, somwhat rare, Deuce takes public transport. The buses wish they had metal detectors but they do not and it has cost them at least one bus. Team Sleuth: Ace Dick or Sleuth drive. Pickle Inspector is too anxious and dissociates too much to drive reliably when they're in a proper car. Ace has the nicer car, so they usually take that, but he won't let anyone else drive it, and Sleuth almost always sits shotgun if anyone does. Sometimes Ace's minigun sits shotgun instead. When Sleuth drives there's usually no one in passenger seat. Pickle inspector drives if it's a little light blue moped held together with hopes and dreams and tape and he wears a little helmet for it with his tiny hat on top of it that he never loses somehow. He cannot be trusted to operate heavy machinery . He can drive imaginary cars though. The Felt: There is a lot of them so this one's tough. Some of the felt are allowed to drive, but not all of them are, and some of them are not allowed to drive or ride shotgun. Good at/allowed to drive: Crowbar, Quarters, Trace/Fin, Matchsticks. not allowed to drive: Itchy, Eggs/Biscuits, Cans, Doze, Die. doesn't drive: Stitch, Sawbuck, Clover (requires pedal extensions which can be costly time-wise), Snowman. Not allowed to sit shotgun: Cans (too tall and wide to fit), Doze (too slow in a pinch), Die (too scared), Eggs (duplication risk in front of car is too big), Itchy (unless Crowbar is driving b/c he's too disruptive), Sawbuck (if injured the most useful pair of hands will disappear if not the entire vehicle and everyone inside it).

Best ones to sit shotgun: Trace, Fin, Clover, Quarters. Itchy is allowed to sit up front if its a full bench but only if Clover is in the way of him and the driver.

[the-truth-immense-knowledge]

The Underground world of Horrid alchemists

Hello truth beholders, I have some juicy knowledge for you to suckle on, the teat provided by a user which prefers to remain anonymous, less her death be a shortcoming by the powers that be....

Goblins are a terrifying entity to even think about, my friends. However sensationalized by modern media they may be, watered down to funny, goofy relatively harmless small green men. This should, however, not detract in the SLIGHTEST from your horror for what is to come. My friend mentioned above let me in on a horrifying secret, but before I give you the horrid truth, hidden by the powers that be, look at this image. In you mind, encapsulate and tell me what you see...

Yes my friends, this just what you think it is. A baby. But, if you look just a wee bit closer, you can see a small, rapidly moving object.... a goblin. Hold your gasps, it will only get worse. Submitted by Isla White, the same person supplying the rest of the information by taking heavily classified documents, living in California in Albany took this photo of their 5 month old son, Jeff White.

To her horror, however, she could never imagine what she would envision when she put the image through infrared waves, as a joke between her Husband, who was having an affair with her at the time, Brad Harding (the couple had a divorce over work-life complications and the cheating, as mentioned above.)

This led her to a month of rapid criminality, taking documents from the storage room, as a civil servant working in admin, this was highly illegal, but this did not deter her from discovering the truth....

This image was not doctored, goblins are real. And this was hidden by the CIA, why? Because THEY work with the goblins! Ever wonder how in spy movies, these agencies have much higher tech equipment than the general public ever can grasp, such as a TALKING car? This, is because of the alchemist that work below, casting wicked sorcery to make these miracles of technology work!

Pseesh! You may declare. This woman is lying, speaking utter untruths. But I must disturb you and pry you third eye open further. Ever had an object held dearly to you, only to be missing, never to be seen again. This video will explain everything.

This, right here, is a toy well beloved by a child of the age of 12 of the month of January of the day of the 24th. With no batteries installed, we placed it on one of our emerald infused sonar-grams. Immediately it buzzed to life, which these energies detected beta-213 particles by our trusty Larthum equalizer. Love particles.

This is what the Goblins use, we all know the power of love and friendship is real and tangible, epics of plenty have been written of beasts being slayed with just the power of friends joining together. These tales were not just that, tales, but forewarning of the future the goblins will have. They use this power of love and twist it in horrible ways, inspector gadget being a shining example of such a thing, with the aforementioned talking cars.

You may be asking what to do with this information, as goblins are inherently invisible. There is only one solution. Buy infrared goggles and detectors to forewarn you of these 2 feet invaders, and when you can use your right to bear arms and blow them init paste across your kitchen wall. Good luck, soldiers of light.

[psychedelic-charm]

Oh, there side characters who came with Spy Fox and Pajama Sam respectively. I never played those games, so I didn't know who they were.

[honourablejester]

Pathfinder Deity Spotlight: Otolmens & The Primordial Inevitables

The primordial inevitable of machinery, math, and physics, Otolmens the Universal is tasked with keeping the galaxies, stars, planets, and other heavenly bodies moving in their proper orbits. From her observatory in the city-plane of Axis, Otolmens and her myriad axiomite assistants track the motions of these objects on the Material Plane. When an anomaly is discovered, Otolmens dispatches inevitables to correct the problem. A mechanical being with multiple heads and limbs, Otolmens is said to spin like an orrery when in a flurry of activity. Her mathematical precision is revered by engineers and scientists, who form the core of her worship. Most pray to her hoping to receive divine inspiration or to stave off inaccurate calculations, but she may call upon her more powerful worshippers to fight threats to the very planet they inhabit.

--- Lost Omens: Gods & Magic (2020)

It is very odd, when I’m really not fond of the alignment system, that I’m extremely fond of a … not quite a race, but a type of being and deity from the far extreme of one of its poles. But I think part of that is that the law vs chaos axis of the alignment system feels so much less loaded than the good vs evil axis, especially when we’re talking about baking the concept into the physical reality of the universe. Law vs chaos feels a lot more abstract and less fraught, especially at this far extreme where it's less ‘freedom vs tyranny’ and more ‘physics vs weirdness’.

Except. Honestly? It’s weirdness on both ends. The proteans as the raw forces of chaos, with their ever-shifting bonkers existence, vs the aeons and the inevitables as the ultimate forces of order, at the point where it’s so abstract that living orrery-shaped machine-gods of raw physics are a thing.

The primordial inevitables, those first titanic machine-beings of order created by the Godmind of Axis to protect the nascent bubble of law and creation from the raw foam of chaos that surrounded it in the form of the Maelstrom, are so fucking weird, and so fucking cool. Otolmens is only one of them, you also have a manifestation of entropy as the inevitable orderly end of all things (Kerkamoth), a mechanical giant with an exposed heart and a shroud of spell scrolls who functions as the physical laws of magic (Valmallos), and several fallen inevitables such as the god of thermodynamics (Argreth the Burning Monolith).

But. Of all of them, I do enjoy Otolmens. She is the machine-goddess of raw physics. Her sole concern is the physical running of the universe. Is gravity still running? Is it arranging the stars and galaxies and planets relative to each other as it should be? Is anyone mucking with it on purpose?

Because if they are. If someone’s mucking around with magic or some other bullshit that will start messing with her equations. Then Otolmens will do something about it. What was that quote from Leo Graf in the Vorkosigan Saga? “Whether you function as welders or inspectors, the laws of physics are implacable lie-detectors. You may fool men. You will never fool the metal.” I feel like that quote is something of the essence of Otolmens. If you are playing silly buggers with the fabric of the universe, this orrery-goddess will send lesser machine-gods to fuck you right up.

Which. Has anyone here ever watched a show called ‘Sapphire and Steel’? On the subject of inscrutable powers at the centre of the universe sending equally inscrutable ‘agents’ to deal with anomalies, regardless of the potential costs to anyone who happens to be caught in said anomalies. (Well, no, that’s not quite fair, they will try to get people out if its feasible, but if push comes to shove, if fixing the hole in the universe involves a sacrifice, well. Sucks to be you).

If you wanted an organisation. A secret organisation aimed to protect your world from threats of an existential nature. Literal world-shattering threats. An organisation of engineers and scientists and astronomers as well as other agents. Then Otolmens may well be your deity. “Most pray to her hoping to receive divine inspiration or to stave off inaccurate calculations, but she may call upon her more powerful worshippers to fight threats to the very planet they inhabit.” Do you want to be part of a secretive organisation of scholars who are determined that a second Earthfall will never happen?

The inevitables are so … inevitable. They truly do feel primordial, fundamental forces made manifest. The proteans too, actually. The conflict between them in a lot of ways feels more foundational than the conflict between good and evil. We are not concerned with morality over here. We are concerned with the continued function of the universe in its current state vs the dissolution of reality in order to return existence to its true free-form state. Whether you’re good or evil is not even secondary, it’s actively irrelevant. The question here is whether or not you will continue to exist, and in what state.

Also? We’re just so weird out here on the far extremes of law vs chaos. We’re so abstract. You have the potential for things like the orrery-goddess of raw physics getting into conflict with the raw essence of language as a fluid, changeable thing (Ydajisk, the protean lord of language) because they’re mucking up her reports. We’re so strange out here. It’s fantastic. The universe is a fragile collection of physical laws floating in a vast sea of foaming chaos, and perhaps you’d like to choose sides. Heh.

The proteans and the inevitables are so cool. I love them. And the primordial inevitables are such a cool manifestation of the abstract, fundamental, existential end of law as a concept. And, also, just really cool physical beings. Otolmens is such an image. This orrery-goddess at the centre of her observatory in the Golden City of Law, sending agents out to hold the universe together. She’s so cool.

(She also made it over to Starfinder, which only makes sense, as spatial anomalies are a much more pressing issue in a science fantasy space setting. But it’s always good to see my girl getting her due).

[blueiscoool]

A 4,000-Year-Old Dagger Discovered in Poland

A copper dagger more than 4,000 years old was found in a forest near the town of Jarosław on the San River in south-eastern Poland. This discovery is the oldest dagger made of metal found in the Podkarpackie Voivodeship.

In the 3rd millennium BC, objects made of copper were extremely rare in the area, Dr Elżbieta Sieradzka-Burghardt, an archaeologist from the Jarosław museum, told PAP.

This valuable object, dating back over 4,000 years, was discovered last November by Piotr Gorlach of the Jarosław Historical and Exploration Association, who – with the permission of the Podkarpacie Regional Historical Monument Conservator in Przemyśl – conducted a search with a metal detector in the forests in the area of the Jarosław Forest Inspectorate, near the village of Korzenica.

“I had already finished my search for the day. When I returned to the car, I left the detector on out of habit. At some point, there was a signal. When I was digging up the forest floor, I saw a flat metal object covered with a green patina. I quickly realized that I was dealing with something much older than the military items from World War I and II that I was looking for in this area,” Gorlach said.

Archaeologists from the Museum in Jarosław Orsetti House identified the artifact as an extremely rare 4,000-year-old dagger. The ancient weapon was made of copper and measured just over 4 inches (10,5 cm) in length.

According to archaeologist Dr. Marcin Burghardt from the Jarosław Museum, the dagger discovered in Korzenica can be dated to the second half of the third millennium BC.

“In Polish lands, this is a period of enormous changes related to, among others, with a change in the main raw materials for the production of tools. Instead of flint tools commonly used in the Stone Age, more and more metal products appear, heralding the transition to the next period – the Bronze Age,” noted Dr. Burghardt.

In contrast, the now-discovered dagger from Korzenica – as noted by Dr Elżbieta Sieradzka-Burghardt, an archaeologist from the Jarosław museum – was not cast in bronze, but is made of copper.

“So it predates the development of bronze metallurgy,” the archaeologist noted. “In the third millennium BC, objects made of copper were extremely rare, so only people of the highest social status could afford them. There is rather no doubt that the dagger is not a local product,” Dr Burghardt-Sieradzka added.

During this period, metal products were imported from modern-day Ukraine or Hungary and only available to elites who could afford them. Links to the ancient weapon’s origin will be determined in the future through special metallurgical analysis.

By Leman Altuntaş.

[two-unwavering-bands-of-light]

Got really high and watched Charlie Work. Wooow. I love that Dennis is the only other one to lock in once the health inspector arrives. And oh my god every bit of set up is paid off perfectly. The carbon monoxide detector like holy fuck