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jackkal · 2 months
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im not obsessed w little shop of horrors
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kxllerblond · 1 year
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also thinking about them again
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waheelawhisperer · 2 years
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Do you believe F.E.A.R to be a legitimate tactic or a cheese in competitive Pokémon?
Cheese, you get instafucked by Sand Stream
Run Sturdy Shell Bell Aron instead, it's still shit and cheesy but you don't get wrecked the instant someone drops TTar/Hippo on your ass
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lemonlimetoast · 3 years
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i fully support infinity train spam posting
YES i probably won't until i finish it cuz yk spoilers but i definitely will lol
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surfkazz · 2 years
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Such a evening with no crowd. Just you and me. #fuckinstagram #instagramfuckingsucks #instafuck #インスタファック #eveningdelight #夕焼け小焼け #耳を澄ませば #耳をすます https://www.instagram.com/p/CeJOIfavP_e/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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jackkal · 1 month
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itll really be bitches whod rather die than walk their ass down to a food bank or soup kitchen to volunteer that will yell at YOU to organize a violent revolution... bitch how about you so much as buy a gun. you want a violent revolution from the back seat, you have no idea what a revolution would look like, let alone a violent one, no idea what youd do before during or after, but you wanna tell everyone else to do it. these motherfuckers would rather antagonize liberals over fringe politics than actually do anything about it, and all the while they sit on their ass and reblog gofundme's they dont donate to. you have to laugh
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jackkal · 10 days
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tortillas are in the top 5 most beautiful creations by man
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jackkal · 1 month
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when ppl talk abt how u can never be redeemed for like. posting something stupid online in 2015. i remember the time i was scrolling through my own feed, read something so stupid i saw red and wrote an angry reply, and realized it was my own post from years before
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jackkal · 9 days
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the possibility that, if the govt has aliens (👽) somewhere, if aliens come to earth maybe theyre coming for pow or victims should be considered 😭 theyre gonna be pissseeeddddd when they find out we cut them up like that if we did that to them which we might have done
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jackkal · 9 days
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look at them airlifting one of the Sea Dragon boats. this is insane. imagine they dropped that on you
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jackkal · 9 days
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officer. good evening. wouldnt it be funny if i said that in like a dracula voice good evening please step out of the what do you mean please step out of my vehicle. bleh bleh bleh 🙄
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jackkal · 17 days
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when someone screams at you thatbyou cant just keep pretending they dont exist IN YOUR DREAM you know its a cat 7 psychological event
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jackkal · 3 months
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trying to learn to draw and all i can say is thank god im a fast learner
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jackkal · 3 months
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hairs long enough for tiny ponytail gender will soon be mine
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jackkal · 1 year
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making a perpetual stew but its a plastic hulk cup with cranberry juice, vodka, and sugar free redbull that i add to based on which humor i need to balance at that moment
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jackkal · 9 months
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i put together furniture tonight, a shelf, and i felt bad about the mass production of furniture and cheap materials and knew i couldnt afford sustainable furniture let alone wood but knew i could have put in the effort to find scrap wood but dont have the time because i have to work to afford the schooling that will earn me a degree that will get me nowhere, and i paused after i was done and sat on a cheap wheely shelf i had picked up at goodwill for 5 dollars, which i felt good about because even if its temporary to me its better than buying something new and maybe if i redonate it someone else will do the same, and i sat and i looked at my tv stand from the midaughts designed with large, several dozen pound tvs in mind, upon which my small flatscreen tv that was purchased on clearance from amazon about 5 years ago and has stopped working so well because of the amount of software updates and ads it tries to load, and i looked at that tv stand and it occured to me that it came in pieces, as had my shelf, and someone, probably my stepdad from whom i acquired said stand, assembled it and he was excited as i was about my shelf and was excited about the things he would put in it and how it would make his room his space nicer and how much more enjoyable it would be and how i felt connected to every person who has only wanted their space and lives to be a little more pleasant, and how furniture is put together with the hope of things being better and yet all this time spent putting it together and thinking, i felt immense guilt over the waste of it all
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