#insturctions

[oneleggedflamingo]

I am going to malicious compliance my through this assigment that has very badly written instructions on a powerpoint slide and you need to do a cobweb analysis on excel, by transformin qualities such as good, not good, very bad, not easy to recycle, takes a certain amont of money to recycle, takes a ot of fuel, takes less fuel, goes far, has short range... into numbers ranging from 1-10. And then screen shot those views and put them to a word document and write a written essay explaning it all. I am not meant for this post distance learning, use 5 different google tools to get a degree - type of student life, but I don't think anyone else is either.

I will give official feedback on this course, but I think malicious compliance is going to higlight the issues in the instructions, and I don't care anout the grade on the assigment, I just need to get it done and then forget about it.

(The course is meant to be done alone and independently, but the instructions are a barren wasteland of a powerpoint slides that were used for an in person lecture.)

[kowaindar0u]

[ listen ] for taikyuu ♡

[ PROMPTS FOR ORDINARY THINGS THAT FEEL INTIMATE ]

[ listen ] sender listens to receiver explain something they're passionate about

It's late, and the room he and several other touken danshi (mostly of the Awataguchi) had been using to practice is long since empty, save for Taikyuu, and Souza who had found him still there.

The younger ones had asked him to be their choreographer, this time for a somewhat more complex number, and he has been finding himself quite out of his element in working with some of them.

"...I wanna teach them well," he insists, as he idly practices his own moves, watching in the mirrors they'd set up. For someone so rowdy, his movements now are controlled and fluid. "But trying to do it without hurting their feelings is... Well, it's hard. It's not like I'm yelling at them or... insulting them, I just..."

He lets out a huff.

"I don't know how to talk to them. I think they think I'm mad at them or something. Maeda cried a little. And even I know that's no way to teach them anything."

He does a kind of half-hearted spin and stops when he's come to face Souza.

"They're doing their best. And they really want to learn. But I'm not a teacher..."

[heartofashepherd]

“A Preamble to the Book of Proverbs” (Proverbs 1) - Daily Bible study fr...

[randygrim]

It literally is. Like it looks servicable if not weird, but the more u read rhe more it makes 0 sense

Spoilers btw the code didnt work

Coding my website and i just feel everyone needs to see this <3

What the shit is happening

[saphiccarma]

mommy wanda and daddy nat x reader :P 18+ under cut

Mommy!Wanda who doesn't hesitate to put you in your place, will have you over her lap in seconds if you misbehave

Daddy!Nat who finds even the smallest things punishable because she just loves seeing you cry.

"Let me see those pretty tears."

Mommy!Wanda making you sit in her lap while she works, forcing you to be completely still and behave while she finishes.

Meanwhile Daddy!Nat who will force you to grind on her thigh or warm her strap while she works with the order that you can't come.

"Helping" Mommy!Wanda in the kitchen by sitting on the counter, feet kicking against the cupboards.

"If you keep kicking my cabinets I will send you to sit with Daddy."

Daddy!Nat who is an absolute tease when you actually help Wanda bake or cook, leaning on the counter and slapping your ass whenever you walk past.

Bratty reader who makes it a game, occasionally slapping Natasha's ass and it turns into an all out war, which Natasha always wins.

Neither dare to loop Wanda in for fear of punishment from her.

Mommy!Wanda who loves to guide you through sex, instructing you just what to do and praising you so sweetly

"Good girl, use your fingers - curl them- fuck just like that baby."

Daddy!Nat who absolutely loves hate sex, well more like angry sex. The two of you can get into fights over the smallest things.

She'll call you the dirtiest things and whisper the meanest phrases into your ear while she pounds into you.

"You just can't resist taking Daddy's cock, hm?"

"What makes you think you deserve this after being such a fucking brat?"

Mommy!Wanda and Daddy!Nat who have the softest aftercare ever 🥺

Sometimes it leads to soft sex in the bathtub, but mostly the three of you bare and curled up in bed

Daddy will get you water while Mommy cleans you up gently, softly praising you for how well you did.

Sublte dominance in public

Hands on the small of your back, stern looks, sublte insturctions, ordering for you, never letting you drive, etc.

Daddy!Nat who has a huge thing for cars, never letting you nor Wanda drive.

This leads to car sex a whole fucking lot, especially when just you and Nat are out together.

Wanda doesn't like car sex as much, finding it too cramped.

That's it for now

[xoxochb]

prue’s ‘bomb ass’ cinnamon rolls! ⋆⁺₊⋆

dough ingredients:

- milk (warmed 110 degrees F): 3/4 cup

- yeast: 2 1/4 teaspoons

- granulated sugar: 1/4 cup

- eggs: 1 egg and 1 egg yolk

- butter (melted): 1/4 cup

- all purpose flour: 3 cups

- salt: 3/4 teaspoons

filing ingredients

- light brown sugar: 3/4 cup

- ground cinnamon: 1 1/2 tablespoons

- softened butter: 1/4 cup

icing ingredients:

- powdered sugar: 2 cup

- melted butter: 2 tablespoons

- vanilla: 2 teaspoons

- milk: 4 tablespoons

the making insturctions

- warm the milk to 110 degrees F by placing it in the microwave and cook for 40-45 seconds. place hot milk in a small mixing bowl and sprinkle with yeast, immediately whisking to ensure it dissolves; let mixture activate for 5 minutes then transfer to a mixing bowl with the paddle attachment

- while yeast is activating, sift together flour and salt in a medium mixing bowl with a whisk and set aside

- once yeast is activated, add in sugar, eggs (one egg and one egg yolk, very important!) and melted butter; use with paddle attachment until well combined

- replace the paddle attachment with the dough hook attachment on the stand mixer; add all of the flour mixture to the bowl and mix on low speed for 5-7 minutes. (the sough should form into a nice ball and be slightly sticky. If it’s not stick enough add more milk if it’s too sticky add 1-2 tablespoons of flour)

- transfer the dough ball to a lightly floured surface and knead for 1-2 minutes to finish smoothing out the flour then transfer the dough to a lightly oiled bowl (there should be no pooling of oil). cover with plastic wrap and allow it to rise

after the rising

- after it’s done rising lay it out on a lightly floured surface and using a rolling pin roll out the dough into a 14 inch length x 9 inch width rectangle (do not fold or mash the dough during this process)

- pour brown sugar mix (aka the filling) onto the dough and evenly spread then pack; tightly roll dough up, starting from the 9-inch side and place seam side down making sure to seal the edges of the dough as best you can

- cut into 1 inch sections with string (you should get 9 large pieces!)

- place cinnamon rolls in a greased baking pan (coat the pan with pan-spray, line with parchment paper, then spray again

- preheat ovens to 350 degrees F

- place cinnamon rolls in oven; set timer for 10 minutes to start

- after 10 minutes, check the consistency and rotate the pan

- bake more as needed (about another 10 minutes) or until just slightly golden brown on the edges

- allow them to cool for 5-10 minutes

- during the cooling process mix all your icing ingredients together, then put it over the cinnamon rolls and bon appetite!

[bdsmdevil6136]

On the Fourth day of Dark-mas

I feel his pressence starting to come back to me as the days draw closer to christmas eve, Krampus. A dark spirit that over takes during the cold winter nights that secretly compells me punish all the naught Subbies of the around, be they straight or lesbo woman , fake boys and trans, all subbies get his attention as well as his twisted punishments for being so naughty through the year. He senses their need to be punished and is even more happy to comply , as i said with his own twist thoughts how.

Today Krampus has shown me his first target, the slumper part of my pet up stairs later on tonight and he know what he'd do. Why he'd become his own santa this year and make some special gifts for his vicitums. For my pet through my hands he took the VR set id been fixing up for her and made it into the perfect trap. We spent hours making the perfect programming video and added the extra touch with coloring the spirals candy cane colors. he made sure that it would be paced to keep them intranced until the program finished uploading and add headphones onto it so no other sound could reach the wearer.

The hour draws near and just before the guest start arrving, We give out pet their gift and explain as they open it that it's an earlier christmas present for them all to enjoy tonight for movies and games. But he explains that before they can start to use it then have to watch the insturction video on it first, they agree all the while not know that the insturction video was what he'd been working on for the last half of the day. He excusess him self to go to his game room and once in there sent a timer for himself on about how long it should take for each of them to put the gear on watch and pass it along.

Once his timer starts to ring a grin forms around his lips and on hushed feet slowly climbs the stairs to listen for any noise coming from her hang room but not a creature was stirring, not even his Little Mouse. He could feel his smile intense as he went for the doorknob and as he open the door he found what hes hoped. All thrm kneeling naked and blank staring into space , waiting for me to give the final phrase to follow unlock what hed done to their minds. Before saying hit he quietly inspects them enjoying this diversity before him. He sees that his thoughts where correct that they had a few beautiful trans women mixed in between mtf and ftm, as well as nice varity of different types ;).

I move to the center of them so all there blank stares are on me and i say the final phrase to complete the reprogramming , " we wish you a merry DARK-MIS." Sudden their empty stares break and all look up at me with a hungery needy begging look. I jod my head and they begin to crawl over around me , pull my pants down before my Little Mouse puts me in her mouth and begins playing blow pass. The ones that couldnt get in stood begining to make out with me as i use each hand to pleasure between the legs feel how soaked most and the precum drippabling down the little subbie who wants to be a girl as i show them kindness stroking before making one treat them with their mouth . Soon i was being crawl on top of with each finding a part of me to filled their new needy holes , while the ones waiting play wirh each other.

The krampus slumber party went into the morning and once we were down with the fun of all our new toys. He ordered them all dress as their holes still drip from fullness. Once they were all clothed he made his way to the door and befoee leaving he said the phrase to lessen their programing to go back to their normal days... for now. " and a happy SPIRAL YEAR." He slipped down quietly as they came out of it and then at the door to thank them all for coming with his pet and as the last one leaves his pet says to him , " id have willing done that if youd just askee. " with a wink from there she head to the bedroom to give exhausted body some rest.

I hope you all enjoy this extra special dark-miss post , and also dropping a little more ;). If you like the character krampus reblog this post and ill add him back into more

[iam-stargirl]

Hey, how do you do the Edward art I am meditation? I'd watch the video but my wifi is super slow to run a youtube video properly without getting stuck... can you tell me the insturctions

Hello!

In the beginning he says that the point of the mediation is learning to let go and then to feel. The video is 11:08 minutes long.

1. Lay down in a comfortable position and relax. Observe the blackness.

2. Pretend the outer world no longer exists. The only thing that exists is your awareness.

3. Repeat “the outer world no longer exists, I am just here now”.

4. Start feeling safe in your mind. There’s nothing to fear as the outer world no longer exists. Don’t reason with it, just feel it.

5. Repeat “there is nothing to fear in here, I can have what I want in here”. What would you give yourself and create now that the outer world doesn’t exist or matter? Imagine yourself how you want to be seen, feel how you want to feel etc.

6. Imagine having your desires, not desiring them anymore but actually having them. Embrace and accept it, you��re safe to do so.

I hope this helps! I’d still recommend actually watching the video if/when you can 🫶🏻

[baby-royalty]

Open - True Art

Lizzy's drunk in the Salvatore garden trying to make a wooden deck with a hammer, a foraged pile of sticks, and a hammer with no nails.

"Why..s... Ikea fucking failed my insturct- instrershuns... I- fucking get in there."

[down2buildness]

Flood Damage Sale bag of 88

Dragon Ju-88G6 salavaged from a hobby store's flood damaged unit.

Dragon insturctions are just as bad for their planes. 😂

Practice for some further captured RAF 88G's

[spicyrottingbrains]

The way one little insturction/line/hiccup is all my brain needs to give up on something. I was doing so well prepping for my class tomorrow for which we had to add a little contribution on a forum but just as I was about to do that I saw that we also had to reply to someone else's contribution as well to get the grade. The way my brain went 'fuck you' as soon as i saw thay and gave up then and there. Hopefully I get it done.

[the-firebird69]

we are used to this converstion no but it happens dialy. your on me and in a way that lends to you knowing and or understnding about humungous ships and so on. and are seen in future movies on the topic and subjects. and they say it your in on it and pursue the trumspters globally and hard. and take them in and grab all thier stuf and computers find out there is too much and he has huge lots of arms weapons robots far too many. and go after it. an yes this is the result of your actions here trump your an absurd loser. and tons say it the computer is here on earth and he acted it when he heard it. a nd trump is syaing it right now. and he is doomed ok. he is an ass and mean person to our son and duaghter and he is repulsive his commentary thoughts on things and orders actions need to be stopped so we shall but ye h this man is a moron. and a dead man. too. not only do folk shoot him dead , trump has cancer. it is called stage three wit shadows of stage IV and he proceeds to that locale today. ok he is a dick. does hand work he says did it so we kill him. all three types plus a fourth have mesticised and are systemic too and mit means it is in his organs and his systems and throughout the soft tissue of his body. and he is stage four today full blown. that means that it has progressed to be a certain percent of the tissue adn organs. and by the endof the day stage V. and due to the fact sam aka trump is eating bad. behaving badly not resting nor rehailitating and not h ydrating. it will grow. and he exposes himself to it today. a nd it will be almost 2 RAD. we issued warnings all night and statements and insturctions for ours...but here trump a major s ok is exposing himself and thoroghout the day and shall be outside he proclaims says he is his son and such. and dies saying it and gets more cancer. in his brain too. and wiht intense treatment he would have only month to live if it worked. and if he transfers into a mutant the cancer worsens. and dee saw his face and he was aghast and she says you deserve it. and he does not. wants to help me your in his way and for some uknown reason he is abl to ruin you your out and she said it to him. and os back to john r who dies now. his brain wont recover per normal science yet some have at this stage not many. t was thought that they got it a lot and drooppsed it. no. it is harsh and mean and prevelant. not contgious. as we did say power has repaired it and removed it in te past wiht treatement, and successfully. but the e infection rate is 100% and he is doomed. knows it no he doesnt is a lunatic and manic and his doctors sait it and as trump he ws scanne they do see it and he will be out. finally.

Thor Freya

it has mestacized and last week i was there they said it nd our people. he got up rn out the door yes . is s a child now. and this week he ws told it ws stage three ad entering four and in all the organs and he ran out and we yelled you need treatment. he ran out. so i called this am he is worse and yeh hte doc said in your brain and it is hard to get rid of and he runs round loses it and it eats him up. totally i think soon and he will be dead and not in movies.

there are expirements and tehy say if you have brain cancer transefer to a mutant makes it worseand some sy makes it better.

seanskee

we sy it makes it worse. our son and daughter say in his case his brain mutates and it is level II which will cause it to heal. but. if he hs too much of it it goes the other way and the host body gets sick too. and he has a lot no. enough yup. is dying now. soon out about one eighth of his brain is infected.

Thor Freya

i thought so no but did see it. and yeh if you trnsfer it is question. and yeh he wants to use up his own nd have an excuse probably would work and at a certain point and erealy he isdying his brain eaten loseshis mind

the rock

and thank you all and fuck off he says and that is the neighbor and i do see it. this is my reward a way out. now this blows. and i die now. a certian amount and a certin level mutant wont do it and so i get posessed. asked for it. damnit and forced by the macs . and him and they sy it now f off loser you want to so what yuk what a homo loser and same thing but from them...so...yur ours do use. and he says it a bit. so what your doneand youll all ay and such and he laughs yeh for the movies your going into and te theatre tix i use your cash john r. and this sucks. see it no. fn blind man can see it hesays ray chales sent me letters explaining it nd ok i see.

i traded it all all i had to do this idiot shit the big groups want mostly mac proper and im a man did it in prupose and no he sys you lost to Hawthorne mr mazarati the .45 guy and so f off you diiot and he prob shot me three times...and mine allowed it to say it willbe ok he is a failure due totht and so i say it find it all out and thankyou

trump

it is harsh every day hard and difficult to amke it and racing and i wnt thruogh it thomas occonor had men on it dcumented who. and they were contaminated. and it was this fella hawthorne and i told him to screw he would not. and is a silent background ass threating me and i am supposed to be a pawn for the rrhealm of his and explained no i use it as i am valuable here only if my brain is intact. and the other way is clearly war. and he is a fool. tyrant. and mean doesnt mean to hit me fully or p artly tried and i think ustralia is his matrix and the macs bac him and too many attmpets and too many shots. but it is proven we can protect him Father and Mother say and he did do it blamed tommy f startted stuff and has a rep

but vsicous and power is from the macs. deadly stuff and trump fell and you all did too fight each other. he isdying. will suffer and becoe horrible things. was is a nucsance but realy could not help it or resist. itis the empire

Zues Hera

Olympus

[irrationalbalids]

So I went to a cult school (run by the cult church that I went to). When I hit 7th or 8th grade the principle of the school changed to thus guy who fully belived in the "women are the property of their fathers or husbands" thing. I, being a young 14 year old girl already questioning God, was obviously so indignant I made myself a him problem.

I got in trouble so many times for questioning his teaching of the Bible (which did and does happen in thay school, which is still eunning) and generally being very vocal about my dislike of specifically him.

Well, towards the end of the school year during chappel (which was once a week instead of the first period of school we went to the adjoined church and had service). He decided to do a cute little test.

I think the idea was trying to teach students to always follow instructions because it was one of those tests that, when you got to the end, it said "don't answer any questions, put your name and the time at the top and turn this in". Now, in chappel I had been called out multiple times in front of the whole school (at the time about 130 kids?) For falling asleep or talking, my sister and some of my feiends too. I fully believe he expected me to fail horribly.

But as he was handing out these papers he said multiple times "make sure you read everything, no talking, top 3 get a prize". Again, I don't fucking like or trust this guy, so my sister and I fully expect some kinda bullshit. I sit down and actually read through the whole thing, multiple pages, and read the end before I write anything. So I go back, write my name and the time, down to the second, and turn it in right after one other person and then my sister.

Half an hour-ish goes by filled with other students either turning it in or groaning out loud as they get to the end. I got to sit there and watch (still no talking). And then I got to stand there and smile smugly at this guy as he has to hand me $10 because I was the fastest student who not only didn't answer the questions but put my time down to the second (like the insturctions said).

And then I spent the rest of the school year still being a thorn in his side until my parents pulled us from the school because even THEY didn't think he was teaching us good stuff.

[kelyon]

TMI Teusday: Courtship Lacey are you goiing to follow Mr. Gold's insturction and buy some quality underwear? What are your favorite styles, colors, and prints?

Yeah, I just need to muster up the courage to go to Mara's store. It's such bullshit. She used to be my best friend and now I feel like I can't even look her in the eye! Absolutely ridiculous.

But yeah, once I get in there, I probably won't be too particular. I've never worn lingerie before, so I'll want to try everything. (Like, are thongs really as uncomfortable as they look?) And I'll want to give Mr. Gold a good selection, to find out what he likes me to wear. I bet he'll like dark colors on me. Lots of navy, forest green, black--burgundy, of course. I can't wait to have underwear that matches his leather couch. I'll get some bold colors too. Slut red, electric blue, maybe hot pink or all kinds of neon shades.

As for styles, I want to get the impractical stuff. The pieces with rhinestones and leather that you have to get dry cleaned. The things that are nothing but straps and lace. Corsets and bustiers that'll jack my boobs up to my neck. Bras that look like they won't support anything and will come apart if you sneeze while wearing them. Everything fancy and unnecessary. Everything I could never dream about having before.

I want it all.

[4thegloryofgodmosthigh]

1 Corinthians 11:1

“Y’all just watch what I’m doing because I’m watching what Christ does.”~ 1 Cor 11:1 SCV Paul insturcts the Corinthians to follow his example in following Christ. He states that he is doing what Christ does. Since this letter has been preserved for us today; we too should be looking at what Paul did so we can know what Christ does. 1st of all we know that Paul time alone w/ Jesus when he went…

[cosmicgoods]

Zyliss Potato & Vegetable Chipper French Fry Slicer / Chopper / Press / Cutter

Used, but very clean and all parts are accounted for.

Comes in original box with insturctions, press-plate, 7mm grate and 9mm grate

I ship out daily!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1532223627