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So Saltburn was definitely an experience. Everybody in that move slayed. And if I didn't have any serious mental health issues before, I certainly do now.
BECAUSE WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!
@sarahdonald87 I mean, really?
#britt's thoughts#Saltburn#What an absolute mindfuck of a movie#I need to repent#is Jesus available#I need somebody holy on speedial#because what the fuck even is this movie#I am now afraid to make new friends#nobody strip at my funeral#Jesus would not approve#but my therapist might#but also probably not
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tetsuo: the iron man (1989) dir. shinya tsukamoto
#tetsuo the iron man#tetsuo#horroredit#horrorstills#filmedit#i would like to be shot with every available tranquiliser gun in world now pls#jesus fucking christ#watching this was like having a psychotic break while dying in a plague pit tormented by visions of hell#on ketamin
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Auston Matthews RD1 GM3 Media Availability | 04.24.25
#toronto maple leafs#auston matthews#hockeyedit#egifs#2425#media availability#leafs lb#he is so fucking funny..... and he looks so fucking good in that suit jesus#the way his arms are inward like hes trying to make himself smaller but his shoulders are so. large.#god i need him. itsbad#also the confused faces are when benoit was speaking in french hes so stupid i love him
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For easter, some of my favorite JCS Judases since i've never made this kind of lineup and over the years i've seen a few artists make this for their faves
List of prods:
1973 JCS film
2000 JCS film
2005 Amstetten tour
1973 Godspell film
2012 broadway revival tour
2012 UK arena tour
2014 swedish arena tour
2018 NBC
2018 catalan production
50th anniversary US tour
#jcs#jesus christ superstar#purp art tag#jcs 1973 film#jcs 2000 film#jcs amstetten tour#jcs 2012 uk arena tour#jcs 2012 broadway revival tour#godspell 1973 film#godspell#jcs 2014 swedish arena tour#jcs 2018 nbc#catalan jcs#jcs 50th anniversary tour#all of these are available on youtube in one form or another#you can tell nearing the end i was getting rambly so the descriptions got progressively longer#i didnt shade for once#i mean apply shading not shade on a prod
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God's a fucking nerd.
[AO3 Link]
SFW/2500 words/Jayvik/Songfic/uni!au(ish) + Complete Beta read by @kitcatkim
He looked down at his beer as if the answer would be at the bottom of it. Maybe if he gave it a little shake like an Eightball it would reveal the answer of “Viktor is here” or “Why would you think Viktor would be here when you don’t even want to be here?”—perhaps that was too long to fit in an Eightball. Based on this song.
#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayce x viktor#vikjayce#the amazing devil#Drinking song for the socially anxious#hi! this is SO self indulgent you have NO idea#its a great song please listen to it#its beautiful really#anyway#uh.......... fight me on the dnd classes#sure theres artificer but i wanted to have fun (lovingly)#also so much references was used for the art jesus christ i went insane#i cant draw jayce to save my life so 1000 references it is#anyway!! hope you enjoy!!!#sorry its only available on ao3 tumblr doesn't let me post my fics in read more anymore :/#arcane#my fic
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I should know better than to expect a plotline to be wrapped up cleanly by the end of a temeraire book. The problem with listening to audiobooks at work is that I don't know how far along I am and I just got absolutely SENT when the empire of ivory ended abruptly with Lawrence like "oh well I'll be dead by Michaelmas" :))
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God researching for my writing sucks so bad. never ever ever ever ever set historical fiction anywhere but somewhere with an extremely well funded local history museum WITH A SOLID ONLINE PRESENCE
#tomorrow I'm gna start trawling republican news issues from the 90s on the off chance they ever said anything about what I need. since it's#apparently still top secret and not available online anywhere. jesus wept#oc chronicles#jory.txt
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GUYS NOOOOO!
#bilao means dick in portuguese#please guys#for the love of god#CHANGE IT😭😭😭#nothing against the ship itself#i don't ship it#but i don't mind it#but the name#jesus christ on a motorbike#was kunghan not available??#was there no Brazilians to warn you???#kung lao#bi han#bi han x kung lao#bilao#<- WTF??#sub zero#the post is a joke#sorta
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jishwa<33
#jesus christ those necklaces almost killed me#it was so hard to not get caught in details like i usually do#don’t think i entirely succeeded w trying to tamp down the hyperrealism there but whatever#yes i started this in december and attempted to make it work to no avail until yesterday . what ABOUT it#he’s so puppy in this pic#god it’s 2:30 my contacts r trying to remove themselves#art2 and craft2#clique art#josh dun#twenty one pilots#…. christ. changing my pronouns to flop
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Y’know, I wonder what Tommy’s friends and family think of this bullshit. Like Lucy calls him like “hey how’s it doing man” and he’s like “ok i guess. Remember that guy i was dating last year, the one who was kind of in love with his best friend the whole time? Yeah we ran into each other at the bar last night. He mentioned that the best friend left the state, which is wild, because when i broke up with him i was sure they were about to get together. Anyway, he invited me back to his place, which was actually his friend’s old place, and we hooked up. But then the next morning when i pitched getting back together now that his situationship’s over, he freaked out and told me he didn’t have feelings for me and that his friend was straight. So now I’m just kind of hanging out at home. How have you been?” And Lucy’s like “we live in a city of four million why are you doing this”
#911 spoilers#I don’t necessarily approve of Tommy’s actions per se#but i do think he’s important representation for that one specific brand of otherwise well adjusted gay person#who simply cannot make good well thought out choices when it comes to their ex#Like he wants buck to pick him sooooooo bad. And i get it and i love that he’s trying Because its funny and i like him as a character#But JESUS Christ son just get on Grindr. Surely there is dick available that is not this complicated#buddie#bucktommy
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aight after 30 or so hours im finally getting closer to the wedding. im told shit gets absolutely insane there and right after so. lets fucking goooo
#t4lx.txt#kingdom come deliverance spoilers#kingdom come deliverance 2 spoilers#kcd2 spoilers#also the music from the second title card (where the lads travel from božena to trosky) has been non stop playing in my head for days#makes me wanna try learning some piano again tbh? like its not really the best instrument for that but its the only available atm#fuck i LOVE this game and im not even plaing it!! ive just been watching live stream vods!! jesus#i have so many thoughts about it already. i havent even seen the main quest line progress beyond The Divorce scene
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I know some people on this blog also follow my main blog but wow y’all… what the fuck..
somebody in the community replied to a post I shared on there in the most nightmareish yikes l take I have heard in a while… (at least they’re open about it I guess so I can use the block button?) in a post about how Israel started bombing Rafah

anyway if you feel like Palestinians should be “wiped off the map” please get the fuck off of my blog… my posts are not for advocates of genocide
#what… the fuck#this was a weird ass jump scare when I checked my notifications…#there’s literally SO much information out there available to you to get an understanding on what is going on in conflicts around the world#yes I don’t tend to post a lot on this specific side blog about current events but on my main it’s all the time… but omfg. Jesus.#why why why why are people like this it’s so disappointing#big yikes#tickles4u#gross#Palestine#mine#reminder
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OBJECTIVELY, we look better than we did against newcastle or bounemouth save for individual errors like that penalty one... the outcome will depend on arteta making subs at the right time (he never has) and kai finally deciding to participate in the game (he's already on vacation).
#and by subs i dont mean put in gabriel jesus for nelli and hope he finally plays well again after 2 ywars#i mean if martin is available make that btich play hes been on martenity leave for 6 months already
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new Tayc album dropped dedicated to the friend he lost this summer and uh. hey. who the fuck let him do this to me
#tayc#look. i should have known after Poseidon ended up in my top seven of the week that song is sad as fuck. i knew this album was coming.#i didn't know looking through the lyrics that are available i would be needing to book myself into therapy possibly what the fuck.#not in December Tayc. not with all the loss coming up over the next weeks don't do this#we got a Davido feature on this but i haven't listened to it yet. we got our first explicitly religious song from him too which feels#like vindication after the debacle that happened in the comment section of the Poseidon MV where people were accusing him of#showing disrespect to the Quran when he had to come out and say there was no Quran featured and that he rented the decorative#books that ended up causing the controversy. Jesus is it a good idea for me to listen to this now of all times
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watching an old stream of jerma playing detroit become human and remembering how nearly every aspect of the plot of this game has the most insane implications
#I still think about how bad of a twist alice being an android was not only because it's stupid but because it changes the context#of EVERY ASPECT OF THEIR STORY#the concept of child androids being readily available to the public jesus christ fuck god why#not to mention the whole CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT AS AN ALLEGORY#god. fuck#this game is so bad#jerma got mad at a game mechanic and shouted “DAVID CAGE.” like he was his angry father#I genuinely still think about how impossibly bad this game is though god
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oh. the difference between a million and a billion is 10 more 1 millions.
so you take the 1 million you already have (1,000,000) and then add ten more 1 millions To That 1,000,000
1,000,000 - 1 M 1,000,000 - 2 M 1,000,000 - 3 M 1,000,000 - 4 M 1,000,000 - 5 M 1,000,000 - 6 M 1,000,000 - 7 M 1,000,000 - 8 M 1,000,000 - 9 M _____________
10,000,000 - 10 M
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ok my bad. you actually have to add 100 more of those to get to a billion
oh wait no thats 100 M
so now you have to add another 10 Million On Top of That 100 Million that you already have.
and THEN you get One Billion.
you are no longer rich. i think youre just a fucking monster. all that money that you have in real life and you are doing nothing with it. you are going to die and you should die. does the us government even have that much
oh wait they do. and they were going to sell TWICE that amount, ALL OF IT, just to kill some random ass people. why. you deserve to get robbed and if you die trying to stop them that is on you. i cannot actually think of any good reason for you to have that much money and just let it go to waste by putting it in a corner somewhere. you are actually mentally ill and you need help. no wonder theres a cap in other countries on how much money you can own. holy shit
#just gonna let this ruminate in my brain for a bit. im still reeling in shock.#a thousand 1 millions. jesus fuck.#thats so. so many. thats so much money. imagine applying that to any tangible material thing.#a thousand 1 million lamps. a thousand 1 million pieces of food. not 100`000. not 100`000`000. 1`000`000`000. literally a thousand millions#fuck.#im gonna put this in for a morning or maybe even noon reblog because what the fuck. jesus christ#everytime i try to comprehend it i think 'that's not possible'. but it is. it is feasibly possible to have that much money.#do you wanna know why? because a. it is a number that is able to be calculated and measured. you can actually count to 1 billion in a singl#life time and it would probably take you maybe like. a week to do it. three days if you forgo sleep#and b. 1 billion isn't even the biggest number that we know of and can calculate.#if you still dont get it: 1 million is how many blades of grass there are in the average backyard.#1 billion is how many there are in a park with an open playground. not even talking about national parks or parks with kayaking available.#just one park that you can stand on one end of and see the other side but not able to carry a conversation#then compare that to a forest. a small forest. like a national park#good lord. fuck.
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