#is it normal to get bored of your main blog after having a sideblog

[flwrcyt]

seeing yuta in the pfp made me feel like this fits yuta

sometimes all you need is to tease a whiny boy. you flaunt your body in front of himinviting him to get his way with you. but he insists that he has to study. he tries to focus but your moans can't get him to focus. he turns to look at you just to see you on the bed, ass up and your pussy on full display.

"stop acting like that." he says sternly. don't get me wrong, he loves you dearly, but you're acting too slutty for him. it's making him hard, the idea of you taking the lead and bouncing on his cock until he's dry of cum. you turn around to flaunt your pussy at him. your boobs are pressed together, making him salivate. you put your hands on your lower tummy right above your mound. his eyes widen when he sees you doing a heart with your hands right above your pussy.

"fill the heart." you say happily. he feels proud at that moment. he knows that he's big and that he makes your stomach bulge everytime he fucks into you.

"which one?" he asks, "the one you're doing right now or the pulsing heart down here?"

he motions to your pulsing pussy which is already leaking all over the sheets. you smile cheekily at him.

"you're a smart boy, so you're gonna find a way how to fill both."

[device-recorder]

NOW. WE MAY BEGIN.

~ ABOUT ME ~

* name’s ari, you might know me better as @the-timewatcher though (or @timewatchertunes on youtube if you’re weird)

* 20-something nonbinary (they/them) with brain worms for meta stuff and good game design

* timezone’s cet/gmt+1 (or cest/gmt+2 in the warmer seasons, CURSE YOU DAYLIGHT SAVINGS)

* this blog started because i realized with my isat reblog/analysis sideblog that this hyperfixation is even stronger than that one

* seriously the rot i have about utdr is ages long and all-encompassing

* i’m not above swearing and write in lowercase unless it’s for emphasis or for Proper Essay Purposes, get adjusted quick

~ ABOUT THE GAMES ~

* i honestly doubt i need to introduce Undertale and Deltarune to you people, but this is what this blog will be about, with Very Infrequent discussions of fan projects like undertale yellow, vision crew's deltarune, etc.

* if you've somehow been under a rock for the past 10-7 years of your life and have improbably stumbled upon this place, they're both indie jrpgs created largely by toby fox (with deltarune being made alongside a much larger team). silly games with meta elements, banging music, novel battle mechanics and a lot of heart and emotion in them.

* undertale is the simpler beast between the two of them - you fell down a mountain into an underground kingdom full of monsters. however, they're not just mindless beasts - they're all people with their own lives, quirks, hopes and fears. and thanks to the act mechanic, you can talk to them in battle and reach a peaceful resolution! however, the choice is up to you - will you play it like a friendly rpg where no-one has to die, or like a normal rpg where you exhaust everything the world has to offer?

* deltarune, by contrast, is somewhat harder to explain. you control kris, the only human in a town full of monsters. their peaceful, if boring and slightly miserable life takes a turn when they, alongside the local bully, susie, discover the dark world - an alternate dimension where locations and objects from the light world turn into worlds, weapons and people. now, alongside their fluffy and polite guide, ralsei, they have bad guys to stop, dark fountains to seal, and a legendary destiny to live up to... or defy. after all, does the game really have just one ending? or maybe, there's something more important than reaching the end this time?

* if that sounds interesting, undertale's demo and deltarune's first two chapters (which are themselves almost as long as a playthrough of undertale) are free! go check them out!

* that being said, while deltarune is the Cool And New Game, it's recommended for players who have completed undertale. the two are considered "parallel stories" and nothing that happens in undertale directly impacts deltarune, but without knowing the former, you miss out on a lot of dramatic irony in the latter.

~ ABOUT THE BLOG ~

* like my main and my isat blog ( @timeloop-observer ), probably skewing towards rapid fire reblogs

* will spoiler-tag the following: * #undertale spoilers - anything from new home onward, sorry if i suck at tagging this one due to a decade of desensitization as to what counts as spoilers * #deltarune spoilers - anything from chapters 1-4 that isn't revealed by official material (ex. the existence of spamton isn't a spoiler) * #deltarune chapter X spoilers - once chapters 5 onward come out, anything from them gets tagged with their specific spoiler tag * #weird route spoilers - THE FORBIDDEN PATH BEGAN WITH ICE MAGIC. FOLLOW THE WHITE CLOAK. PROCEED.

* #usual day in kris’ torment nexus is for anything with canon typical content warnings. on reblogs, this will be the only tag specifying these things, unless there’s also canon-atypical cws to worry about (ex. you won’t see it next to #cw alcohol mention on a reblog, but you might on an original post, or on a reblog next to #cw sa)

* will only tag in greater specificity (canon typical content warnings, character specific tags, etc.) on original content, since the algorithm side of things on tumblr doesn’t bother much with rbs. the only exceptions are kris and the knight bc i am Ill about them.

* will tag my ships (different strokes for different folks in the fanbase, i understand), but i’m not here to start discourse. if i catch you clowning about what pairings feature on here, i’ll tell you to touch grass and block.

* same applies to utmv/au sanses. don't care for that shit, i have it blocked, and if you shove it in my face, i'm blocking. this is hopefully the only time i have to mention it.

* for original posts, expect shitposts, analysis/gushing, some original writery and maybe a smidgen of art or music if inspiration strikes

* feel free to shoot asks, submissions and dms at me, but i apologize if i’m slow to respond…

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(Some scenarios or fics could still be personalized for specific groups of people or communities where I think they deserve some more attention and love! For example because there is a lack of writings for them etc.)

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I love all of you guys!🤗💓

» Gender «

↬ Female: ��� [♔-Reader]

↬ Male: ♚  [♚-Reader]

↬ Gender neutral: ♕  [♕-Reader]

» Genre Key «

↬ Fluff: 🌸 

↬ Angst: 🌧 

↬ Hurt and Comfort: ☔

↬ Serious Themes: ⚠️🚫                                                                                

 (For example sexual assault, (mental) illnesses, traumatic experiences, rascism, antisemitism, islamophobia, homophobia, transphobia etc.) 

➙ We can’t take those things easy and I’ll not accept that someone “joke” about it!                                                                                                 

↬ Comedy/Crack: 🌞 

↬ Soft Smut [sweet vanilla~]: 💋 

↬ Hard Smut [kinky stuff~]: 😈 

   ┃ ➙ [💋😈]: kinky smut with feelings ;)             

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I made a list where I explain what kind of sexual content I’d write, how I interpret different kinks (especially how the Dom-/Sub-Dynamic in my fics work) and with what kind of Smut I’m not comfortable.

 ┃➙ My sexual content Rules!                      

» Other useful symbols «

↬ Scenarios: 💭

↬ “Connected to” (connected to an other scenario/fic/series): 🖇 

 ► Kink-Scenario 😈💋  [♔- Reader] 

[What kind of dirty secret(s) could the boys have?]

 ► Halloween Costume-Scenario  🌸💋😈 [♔- Reader]

[You’re wearing a scandalous Halloween Costume for a Halloweenparty...]

 ► Their favourite Make out-/Sex-Songs: Hyung Line Maknae Line  💋😈   [♔- Reader] 

[Which songs would bring the boys right into the mood?] 

 ► Honeymoon-Destinations: Hyung Line Maknae Line 🌸 [♔- Reader]

[What cities/countries would they choose for their honeymoon-trip?] 

 ► When the boys have a crush on you!

     ▸  Their feelings for you! 🌸  

        ▪ here [♕- Reader]

     ▸  Their dirty thoughts about you! 💋😈 

        ▪ About him  [♚- Reader]

        ▪ About her   [♔- Reader]

► Easter Special 🌸💋😈

[You’re wearing a sexy bunny outfit for them on Easter Sunday!]

    ▪  Easter with her! [♔- Reader]

    ▪  Easter with him!  [♚- Reader]

» Series Key «

↬ Finished: 💯

↬ Ongoing: 💬

↬ Long Term Project: 📅

↬ Paused: ⁉️

↬ Uncompleted: 🗑

(the last one will hopefully never happen...)

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► Naughty Days ‘til Christmas 💋😈 [♔|♚|♕-Reader]

This is a spicy Advent Calendar for Christmas: The Boys bought an Erotic Advent-Calendar and every day they unpack another sexy Accessory with the Reader. Of course they try all the products! 💬

(24 Smut-Drabbles with female/male/gender neutral Readers) 

► BTS Dog Hybrid-Series   🌸🌧💋😈  mostly [♔-Reader] BUT [♚/♕-Reader] possible!

Seven different stories about the boys in a world where humans and hybrids exists, an unique ethnicity of humans they’re able to shift their shape into a dog.    ⁉️| 📅

► BTS “We’re all the same equal!”- Series 🌸💋🌧⚠️🚫 [♔|♚|♕-Reader]

 We all deserve the same love, no matter if we’re are chubby, thin, tall, short, have white or colored skin, are a female, male or an other gender. It simply doesn’t matter. And the boys would still love us. And they would teach us to love ourselves.  ⁉️| 📅

 ► Disobedience [Hoseok x Reader x Namjoon] 😈 [♔- Reader]

Summary: You are sexually frustrated, annoyed and bored, which is why you started to mastubate without the permission of you boyfriends, Namjoon and Hoseok. Even if they promised to take care of your needs tonight. But you don’t feel like waiting anymore. But you also didn’t expect that Hobi will catch you with your pastel blue dildo deep into your pussy...  

► l’innocence indécente [Jimin x Reader x Jungkook] 💋 [♔- Reader] 

Synopsis: Jungkook and Jimin want to try something new with you... and you have to admit that you like it. A lot... 

► Prey  [Jimin x Reader x Taehyung] 😈💋 [♔- Reader]

Synopsis:

► Birthday Princess [Yoongi x Reader x Taehyung feat. Jungkook] 😈 [♔- Reader] 

Synopsis: You have Birthday today and your two boyfriends make sure that you will be sexually pleased to the ultimate maximum...

► Birthday Gift [Seokjin x Reader x Jimin] 😈 [♔- Reader]

Synopsis: Your Boyfriend Jimin bought you something very specific as your birthday present. You should use it as a preparation tool before you’ll get the real birthday gift tonight... 

 ► Halloween Special 💋😈  [♔- Reader]

 ► Easter Special 🌸💋😈

     ▪  Easter with her!  [♔- Reader]

     ▪  Easter with him!  [♚- Reader]

► My Fake-Texts Masterlist  [Semi-active/inactive] [♔- Reader]

Note: At the beginning of my blog I was more focused on making fake texts (simply it was easier and more comfortable for me back then because I was a bit insecure about my language struggles) but now it’s not my main thing anymore. That doesn’t mean that I don’t want to make fake texts in general anymore but right now I like the “real” writing much more! So I don’t know when I’ll make new fake texts. 

► Improvisation 🌸💋😈 [♚-Reader]

Summary: This wasn't planned. Well, the whole world didn't planned to deal with a damn pandemic in 2020! If everything would have gone "normally", you would be in Seoul with Jin right in this moment and just enjoy that you're finally able to be close to Jin again. But now you two are stucked at home, Jin in his dorm in Seoul and you in your apartement in your town, far away from him. So you have to improvise for now on, how you want to deal with longing emotions and urging sexual desires... 

► Strawberry Kiss  🌸💋 [♕-Reader]

Summary: It's Friday Afternoon and when Jin comes home from work, the freshly baked strawberry cake smells deliciously. But he decided that a taste of you is even sweeter, especially when you're not wearing any underwear underneath your thin summer dress...

► Birthday Gift [Seokjin x Reader x Jimin] 😈 [♔- Reader]

►  Home  🌸🌧  [♕-Reader]

Summary: You finally managed to spend your two semesters abroad studying in Korea! However, after some unfortunate circumstances, you want nothing more than finally be able to fly home again. But your Roommate Namjoon has some ideas to make your year abroad still wonderful...  

► Precious  🌸💋 [♔- Reader]

Summary: Today is your birthday and because your last few weeks have been terribly stressful, you want nothing more than to be able to sleep in in your day off. However, Namjoon has to go to practice all day long, that’s why he has found a very gentle method of waking you up to unpack your presents together...   

► Disobedience ft. Hoseok 😈 [♔- Reader]

► Business Trip 💋😈 [♔- Reader] 

Summary: It's a stressful life to be the CEO of a big and international known company. Always hopping onto the next flight to a new investor or business partner, all around the globus. But sometimes he can't fix his little problem alone, so you need to help him out with some naughty stuff through these rough times of his job~   ► Jar of Kinks 💋😈 [♔- Reader] 

This Two-Shot is based on my own Jars of Kinks. 

I identify myself as a Switch. That's the reason why I decided to write a Two-Shot to my "Jar of Kinks". So I'd be able to write both Dynamics, with Dom! Yoongi and Sub! Yoongi as well. In this Index you'll find the links to the Oneshots, combinded with their summary and their individual warnings. 

► Touched 💋😈 [♔- Reader]

Summary: This week was just so awful and shitty, every muscle in your body hurts and you're absolutely exhausted from this horror week. But Yoongi has an Idea to relax you and make you feel so loved in a way, that couldn't make thousands of compliments.

►  Netflix and Chill  🌸🌞 [♕-Reader]

Summary: Hoseok and you are best friends, especially because you two share an unique passion for which you get sometimes quizzycally looks from others. Like every friday night you meet up to watch some series on Netflix together and massage and fondle the hair of each other. All the same, all innocent as ever. Until it comes to an certain situation and you realize the true meaning behind “Netflix and Chill” faster than you expected.   

► Disobedience ft. Namjoon 😈 [♔- Reader]  

► Little Swan  😈 [♔- Reader]

Sneak Peak: Laying open, completely helpless and so vulnerable in front of him. Presented like a meal on a silver tablet. His meal, his prey. Your wolf is starving, licking his lips with an animalistic and devilish smile at the sight of your parted pussy lips. Revealing his most desired things, this swollen and sensitive clit and this pretty tiny pussyhole. Clenching around nothing, literally begging to get filled with his fat cock and stuffed up with his cum until it’s leaking out of his little sweet swan...

► Mustang v8 💋🌞 [♔- Reader]  

Summary:  You kinda have a thing for the sound of the engine of a Mustang. How bad that Hoseok’s new car is a Mustang and that your Boyfriend looks super hot while driving!

► Study Break  🌸💋 [♔- Reader]

Summary: College wants to kill you right now. Exam Phase and then you have to write a 20 page long scientific work! Jimin and you barely see each other, you gave yourself completely to your studies. Until some specific needs some attention again...   

 ► Poolside Kisses 🌸💋😈 [♔- Reader]

Summary: Jimin said, you should pack a swimsuit into your suitcase when you're going to visit him in Korea. You thought, you'll go bathing somewhere privately, maybe just with the boys or so... and not going to a pool party of one of Jimin's Idol friends where you'll not know anybody! Since then you hate yourself that you only brought your new bikini to Korea that reveals more of your bare skin that you're used to... 

► Mousse au Chocolat 💋 [♔- Reader]

Synopsis: You are Jimin’s favourite dessert...

► l’innocence indécente ft. Jungkook 💋 [♔- Reader]

► Birthday Gift [Seokjin x Reader x Jimin] 😈 [♔- Reader]

► Dirty little Secret  

Summary: Whenever you leave your apartement for work, you're carrying a dirty little secret to your workplace as well. To be more specific, you wear inconspicuous sex-toys underneath your business attire to keep your sex-craving libido under control. Nobody noticed something and everything went well... until now. Until your Boss and secret crush, Park Jimin, bursts into your office unannounced and hears something buzzing which definitely doesn't come from your phone. Even worse, he sees a certain remote-control laying on your desk that seems to be surprisingly familiar to him... 😈 [♔- Reader]

► The Definition of Art  🌸💋 [♚-Reader]

Summary: You’re under Taehyung’s total mercy. Tied up, bare and trembling you lay spread out in front of your boyfriend who loves to turn you into his personal piece of art... 

► Deflowered 🌸💋🌧  [♔-Reader]

Summary: You're getting married tomorrow and you want to say goodbye to your mare. There you met the stable boy Taehyung for the last time, who's your best friend and childhood crush at the same time. You will experience a stormy night full of love and passion and you'll give the biggest proof of love to him...

► The hands of a sinner 💋😈

(The Idea of this Fanfiction has two versions: for female and male readers!)

For her! [♔- Reader]

For him! [♚-Reader]

Summary: Since Jungkook got his hand tattoos, you’ve found out that they have a stronger effect on you than you would like it. You also have good reasons not to tell him that you are developing a kink for this tattoos. And these reasons getting confirmed... 

►  Goddess of the sun 💋 [♔- Reader]

Synopsis: Jungkook is the best servant for his Queen and Goddess 

► The walls 💋😈  [♔- Reader]

Synopsis: You don’t know why but today was the first Day you realized how buff and bulky Jungkook’s Biceps are. And the fact that they look delicious when they’re tensed up…

► l’innocence indécente ft. Jimin 💋 [♔- Reader]

► Der Geliebte  🌸 💋 [♔- Reader]

Summary: You and Jungkook met right at the first day you opened your own atelier in Seoul after you had to leave your old home behind you. You love paint canvas with landscape motives, other people just roll with their eyes when they hear that you choose such usual, almost boring things to paint. Not so Jungkook, he seems to be different than most of visitors. It’s almost like he can read your feelings through your paintings... 

 ► The laundry hamper  🌸 🌞 💋 😈 [♔- Reader] Summary: Jungkook has a crush on you since you moved together for college but the poor boy is way too shy to confess his feelings to you... rather he would search through your laundry hamper to get a shirt which smells after your very personal scent and tries to calm his racing heart... and other nerves. He didn’t thought to get catched by the person who already stole his whole heart in the most embarrassing situation...

This is probably the most important information on this blog 💌  

Don't be shy around me!  

You can feel absolutely free to talk to me, to stuff my inbox (even when you just want to ramble or to fangirl etc.) and my PMs are always open too! So don't hesitate to get in contact with me, you're not awkward or weird, okay?💕💕  

I'm pretty curious about you guys too and Im always up to become mutuals or even friends, okay? 🤗  

Love you, Tipsy 💜

 [Dates]

Published: 27th December 2019

Last Update: 10th August 2021

[dojaeism-archived]

OMG I AM SO SORRY I tend to talk so much, you might be writing more because of that :( I can't promise short length but I'll try to restrict my fingers from typing out too much (she says as she types this nonsense that uses a bajillion words already 💔) I've been looking after myself, don't worry~ there's just a lot to do as both my parents work and my elder sister and I mostly try to manage our younger siblings and stuff haha Ah, I get that; glad to know you still like doing it! - ❄️

sorry for taking so long to respond omgg but hi!!!

asfhgjsadkj I'm no one to get excited over T^T the ones I am currently mostly active on are 2 out of ig 5-6 blogs? I rarely post on main but you'll see me do something once every blue moon haha Ooh what do you like cooking most then? I make cheesecake myself at home from yogurt instead of cream cheese and it's very light so I can easily eat a slice ^^ I don't like sweets much so it's rare I even have something that isn't on the more bitter or tart side (even then very picky hehe) - ❄️

Quiche is definitely something you should try; it's basically a savoury pie! Stews are awesome too; if you're a person who likes deep flavours but not in watery form (e.g soups, broths) like me, then that's the perfect option as it's consistency is gravy-like and packs a punch Lol they put zero effort in even trying to know their way around the kitchen so when they're forced to do so in the future, they'll definitely get the hang of it :) - ❄️

haha I'm the kind of person who disappears for days/weeks and then mass produces gifs when they return (as explicitly told by my friend) but I quite enjoy it (*^w^) I think giffing for 1-2 groups specifically made me use so much time that I rarely gif others unless I have the time to; but I do wanna try to gif exo more... I gif txt and stray kids! (and some others on and off on my multi blog) - ❄️

I look forward to becoming friends with you too~ haha merci beaucoup; je fais de mon mieux! Those two were like the only games I liked (the puzzle parts though, not much of the fighting Lol) OOF that's a lot, I hope you didn't lose too much sleep for that! Thank you, good luck with your classes and I hope this year passes by nicely for you (also I deeply apologise because I said I wouldn't talk too much but I'm kinda sure I surpassed the normal word limit 😶) - ❄️

please don’t apologise for talking too much omg i love love hearing what you have to say!! you’re always welcome to send as many asks as you’d like hehe and im glad to hear that you’re taking care of yourself!

jkfgnkjfg i know what u mean, i have like 6 sideblogs and i am allllll over the place for all of them LOL either way, im excited to find out who you are!!!

i don’t think i really have a favourite dish, cooking still isn’t my thing tbh i’d rather eat than cook 😭 i only did it bc my parents were like “u gotta show us what u learnt all this time away at uni” and i was like “omg.. here eat this! now leave me alone!” LMAO but its interesting that you make cheesecake from yoghurt :0 i might try that to see if it turns out better!!!! quiche sounds nice! its kinda hard to get stuff like that and pie/stews etc here bc its not very common so i’ll have to see :0

ohh i get u!!!! when i initially started giffing i’d do it for like 6/7 hours a day no kidding, i literally just sat there and giffed all day (to the point where i had a permanent cramp in my hand) but now im like hmm here’s a gifset once a year maybe haha but i almost exclusively only gif jaehyun lol its kinda tragic 😭 im currently trying to gif more people on my sideblogs bc i’ve always wanted to gif them but the jaehyun tunnel vision is so real 😩 its so ironic that chanyeol is my ult but i have never giffed him ever in my life LMFAOOO i really gotta change that….. but omg i love stray kids!! well i solo stan felix actually but they’re all cute!! id love to get into giffing them!!! i don’t really know txt though, but people are always saying lots of lovely things abt them hehe

omg im the opposite! i hate the boring story bits of games lol i always just skip to the fighting bit… idk how familiar you are w genshin but they have like story quests right and i generally just ignore everything and just go around looking for people to fight lmaoo

thank you! its kinda crazy bc i slept like 4 hours the past 3 days but its the weekend now so im gonna catch up on some sleep hehe i hope you’re staying warm (if its cold where you are) and remember to drink lots of water & stay safe!! also its always always okay for you to send in as many asks as you like, i love talking to you 🥰

[sunlightdances]

Love Laid Down (Part Two)

Pairing: Dean Winchester x Female Reader: Rating: PG (this part) Words: 3320 (this part) Summary: You and the Winchesters keep investigating why couples in a small town in Indiana are going missing, and the sexual tension between you and Dean ratchets up a notch. Author’s Note: I absolutely cannot BELIEVE the response I got to the first chapter. I am so thrilled and so grateful to all of you for your kind messages, replies, and reblogs. I hope you enjoy the next part! Also please note that I started a tag list for this story and added all of those people at the bottom. If you’re not there, please let me know and I’ll add you. Some of the tags didn’t work (not sure if that’s a privacy setting on some of your blogs, or a Tumblr error), but I’ll try my best to get it working for everyone!

One last thing - this is a sideblog - I can’t follow anyone back! My main blog is linked in my sidebar. Sometimes I like/follow/reply to people’s comments from there. Just a heads up to avoid confusion.

Happy reading!

Read part one here!

“So, what did you guys find out?” Sam asks, when you get back to the house.

“Nothing useful.” You say, and Dean glares at you. “What?” You turn to Sam. “It’s true. We just made small talk. The Pastor seems normal. His assistant Melissa seems a little… out there. Dean was supposed to case the place--”

“How was I going to do that with Pastor Whatshisname watching me?”

“Williams.” You say, “And you could have made an excuse. Asked where the bathroom was or something.”

“We’ll just do it on Sunday,” Dean grumbles, plopping down on the couch. “Everyone will be in Sanctuary and I can slip out for a few minutes.”

“I met a few other joggers on my run,” Sam says, cracking open a water bottle. “They didn’t know much about the disappearances. Just kept saying it was ‘such a shame’.”

You frown. “Seems like a small town like this would be more concerned if people were disappearing en masse.”

Sam nods. “That’s what I thought, too. I didn’t want to seem too suspicious though. I told them about you guys, by the way. Don’t be surprised if neighbors start showing up.”

Dean groans, pinching the bridge of his nose. You echo his sentiments, not liking the thought of people coming around unannounced and uninvited. You already have no idea who or what you’re looking for, and you’ve been feeling paranoid ever since you arrived in town.

“Let’s just hang out and play it cool for a few days while we figure out what we’re dealing with. We still need to figure out the similarities between the victims.”

You sigh. “So, the library?”

Sam laughs, “Don’t sound too excited.”

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You’re at the library with Sam for hours. Four people come over to you to introduce themselves, and you’re sort of astounded at how quickly word spreads. It does nothing to lessen your paranoia, and Sam calls you out on it.

“Okay,” he says, putting down the newspaper he’s reading, “what’s going on? You’re acting weirder than usual.”

“First,” you say, glaring, “that’s rude. Second… there’s nothing going on. I’m fine.”

“You’re being weird. Did something happen?”

“No! I just… I don’t know, Sam, something doesn’t feel right. I’ve been feeling so paranoid ever since we got here.”

Sam eyes you closely. “Let’s get out of here. You look like you could use some sleep.”

“No kidding.” You mutter, “Dean’s probably back from the police station by now, anyway.”

While you were at the library, Dean was going to check out the police department under the guise of looking for a buddy of his who used to work there. It was a stretch that in such a small town they wouldn’t realize he was talking about someone who had never worked there, but you figured that no one in this place knew who Dean really was, even if he was using his real name.

Getting back to the house, you’re greeted with the mouthwatering smell of something cooking on the stove. “Oh my god,” you say, turning the corner to the kitchen to see Dean flipping some hamburgers, “you’re my hero.”

“Hungry?” He asks, grinning. “How was the library?”

“Interesting.” Sam says.

“Boring,” you say at the same time, and you snigger. “Sorry, Sammy. It was… I don’t know. We didn’t figure really anything out. But I met probably all of our neighbors.”

“Me too.” Dean says, putting a plate in front of you. “They bought my shitty excuse for being there, anyway. I told them I used to be a detective and was looking for an old partner of mine. They were so excited they showed me around the entire place.”

“Anything weird?” Sam asks, before taking a bite of his food.

Dean shakes his head. “No, not really. No sulfur, no trace of EMF, nothing. I have no idea what we’re looking for. We need to find the missing person’s reports.”

Sam nods. “I tried to find them online but came up empty. Nothing at the library, either.”

“They’re still open cases,” you point out. “Maybe we can ask the Pastor about it. Some of their friends must have come to him for comfort after church.”

Dean nods. “Good idea. Now, let’s eat, and then get some sleep. I’m exhausted.”

.

You’re researching on your laptop in the middle of the night when you hear a noise in the kitchen. Freezing, you quickly reach under your pillow for your gun, and curse when you realize it isn’t there. You remember you left it in the trunk in the Impala, and roll your eyes at yourself.

Hearing more noise, you pad quietly to your duffel in the corner and grab the knife in the lining, making sure you have a good solid grip before slipping out of your bedroom, heading down the stairs.

You’re silent as you creep around the first floor, checking the front and side door before you head to the kitchen. Your heart is pounding, the paranoia from the last two days causing you to be on edge more than usual.

When you turn the corner, your heart slams against your rib cage as you’re suddenly face-to-face with Dean.

“Christ,” you breathe, and he steps backwards, hands up.

“Looking to shiv someone, kid?”

“You scared me!”

“Why aren’t you asleep?”

“Why are you making so much noise?!”

“I got hungry!” He says defensively, and you roll your eyes, letting your arm with the gun drop. He doesn’t say anything else, and when you look back at him, his eyes snap to yours. Suddenly you realize what you’re wearing - nothing but a tank top and some tiny sleep shorts. You blush, and thank God it’s dark enough in here that hopefully he can’t see.

“I wasn’t asleep either. I’m tired, but I can’t sleep.” You admit, and he takes a few steps closer.

“Come on, I have an idea.” He says, and you follow him back upstairs.

Dean leads you back to your bedroom, and grabs your laptop, despite your protest. “Come on, sit down.” He says, and you grin when you see him opening Netflix. “We never finished that documentary.” He says quietly, not looking away from the screen.

“Good idea,” you say, hoping some of the awkwardness will dissipate. You plop down next to him and set the laptop in between the two of you as you lean backwards against the headboard.

You make it almost an hour before you start to feel your eyes drooping, and before you can remind yourself why sleeping next to Dean Winchester is a bad idea, you’re asleep.

In the morning, the first thing you register is how warm you are. You snuggle closer to your heat source, and sigh in contentment, thinking to yourself that you could easily stay this warm and this comfortable for the rest of your life.

Your eyes fly open when an arm snakes around your waist and tugs you backwards into a hard body, and you remember where you are. Dean.

You freeze, hoping he’s not awake, and not really sure what you’ll do if he is. You don’t hear anything, and his breathing remains steady, so you close your eyes and take a deep breath, willing your racing heart to calm down.

It’s just -- this is Dean. Your friend. Your best friend, really. You don’t know why you agreed to this whole fake marriage thing. You have always had feelings for Dean, even though you’ve been pretty good at shoving them aside so they don’t ruin things. He’s insanely attractive, and you think that just the right look from him would probably light you up if you let it.

Next to you, Dean’s breathing picks up, and you instinctively know he’s awake. You don’t move, wondering what you should say, when you feel his fingers flex slightly. He thinks you’re asleep, you think to yourself, and will yourself to stay calm as you try to take a cue from him and figure out what to do.

Dean moves, slowly, and if you were truly asleep you think you never would have noticed. He scoots an inch closer to you, and you can picture him peeking over your shoulder to try to see if you’re asleep or not. His breath tickles your neck, and you shiver, unable to help yourself.

Dean whispers your name, but you don’t reply, too nervous to answer him even if you wanted to. You concentrate on keeping your breathing even, and hoping he’ll back off before you do something stupid like turn around and kiss him.

Dean’s hand moves, sliding up your ribcage before landing on your arm, ghosting along up towards your shoulder. The touch is so light you can barely feel it, but that’s almost worse. His touch is whisper soft and lighting your veins on fire.

You’re just about to roll over and do something dumb when he moves, easing himself out of the bed next to you. You let out a small breath of relief, but also feel disappointment sweep over you.

You wait until he leaves the room before you push to lay flat on your back, taking a deep breath. What the hell was that?

.

.

You’re at the grocery store with Sam and Dean later that day when you run into Melissa from the church. She greets you and Dean with a smile and looks at Sam inquisitively before Dean introduces his brother.

“You three should stop by the church social tonight!” She says excitedly, and you force a smile even though on the inside you’re thinking that you’d rather be anywhere but at a church social.

“Maybe we will,” you say instead, looking at Dean for help.

“Uh--” He stutters, “We’re still trying to unpack, but if we finish in enough time, we’ll stop by.” He throws her a million dollar smile and that seems to be enough to put off her suspicion for the time being.

After getting the groceries and leaving the store, Sam says quietly, “Something’s weird about her.”

“That’s what we thought.” Dean says, grim. “This whole town seems freaky. Look,” Dean says, gesturing, “There’s hardly anyone outside. It’s a nice day, and for a town that’s planning a party, the welcoming committee isn’t out.”

Dean’s right; you look around and see a few people coming in and out of shops, but other than that, there’s no foot traffic, nobody driving down the center of town, and only a few people inside the diner you ate at the day before.

“This whole place gives me the creeps. Let’s just figure out what the hell we’re hunting and get out of here.” You say, heading down the street, Dean and Sam a couple steps behind you.

You take a few hours to do more research into the missing people. All you have to go on are news reports from the neighboring towns, nothing from this one itself. That strikes you as weird in and of itself. No reporting done on missing people, even though they’re going at almost a rate of four people per month.

“You know,” Dean says, around a mouthful of chips, “This reminds me of that one place… Sammy, you remember? That was in Indiana, too. The teenagers were going missing.”

“The scarecrow town?” Sam asks, furrowing his brow. “I guess so, but didn���t our ritual send the God they were worshipping packing?”

Dean shrugs. “That was before the seals and the apocalypse and all that shit. Who knows what got out.”

“I’ve got something.” You say, squinting at your laptop. “Only one of the papers mentions it, but we’ve got nothing else to go on. All the couples that disappeared are married, right?”

Sam nods.

“They’re also newlyweds. No one missing had been married for more than six months.”

Dean stares at you. “I’m missing something.”

“It’s more than we had to go on before! I’m just saying. What if there’s some kind of… I don’t know, ritual thing going on at the church? We need to find out if these couples got married by Pastor Williams.”

“We better head down to the social if we want to talk to him.” Sam says, and Dean groans.

“I hate church parties. Do I have to wear a tie?”

You grin. “Probably a sweater, too.”

Dean flips you off, and you laugh, heading upstairs to change. You grab a dress that you thought to pack at the last second, and throw it into the dryer on the first floor of the house to get the wrinkles out. While you’re waiting, you head back upstairs to get started on doing something with your hair. You don’t want the church ladies to think you’re a harlot, after all, you think to yourself, snickering.

“Dryer stopped,” Sam says, appearing in the doorway with your dress.

“Thanks, dude.”

Sam looks at you for a minute, shaking his head.

“What?” You ask, “And be very careful with what you say next, Sam Winchester.” You threaten, and he laughs.

“It’s nothing bad! Just wondering what Dean’s going to think when he sees you, is all.”

You glare at him, trying not to blush. “Do you really think I picked out this outfit because I care what Dean thinks?”

“No, not at all.” Sam’s clearly trying not to laugh, and you resist the urge to throw something at him. “We’re going to leave in twenty.” He says, before leaving you to get dressed, wondering if you were going to make it through this hunt without seriously injuring one or both of the Winchesters.

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.

Dean’s holding your hand.

It’s stupid. It’s insignificant, really, but all you can think about is how warm and rough his palm is against yours as he twines your fingers together absentmindedly, tugging you through the crowd of people to get you both something to drink.

“Will you relax?” He whispers, “You’re going to give us away.”

“Sorry if I’m a little tense,” you snap back, and he stops short, causing you to almost run into him. To anyone watching, you look like a couple having a quiet, private conversation, but they can’t see the way Dean’s eyes are burning into yours with concern and just a little bit of annoyance.

“You need to get a better game face.” He says quietly. “We have to fool all these people. And hell, if all the research you’re doing ends up to be correct, then acting like we’re married also makes us bait. If we want to catch whatever’s doing this, we have to play our parts. Okay?” The last part is quiet and gentle, but you still feel the sting of his reprimand, and have to remind yourself that he’s been doing this so much longer than you have.

“Look at me.” He whispers, and you look up, a little startled at just how close he is to you. “We can do this. You and me, okay? Just have to pretend that you give a shit about this fuckin’ picnic.” He says, and it’s so Dean that you can’t help it - you laugh.

“That’s better.” He says, lips twitching as he gives way to a smile. “Come on. I’m starving. I heard someone say something about fried chicken.”

On your way to get some food, you meet up with Sam, who looks like he’s having an uncomfortable conversation with an older woman near the food table. “Dean! Good, just in time.” Sam looks at the older woman, “Lucinda, can you tell my brother what you just told me? My brother and his wife are newlyweds, so I’m sure they’d love to hear your story.” He says warmly.

“I was just telling your brother here that it’s such a shame that you couldn’t have moved here before you got married! They have the nicest weddings at the church.”

“Oh?” You ask, looking sideways at Dean, “We’re sorry we missed out,” you tell her, smiling sweetly.

“Everyone in town, almost, has gotten married right here at this church. People used to go out to the old barn on the highway - the one with the apple trees - and have their weddings, but now they all go on right in there. Such a nice tradition.” She says, before excusing herself to go talk to a friend.

Sam leans in close. “We need to get inside that church.”

You nod. “Dean and I can go inside. Everyone’s out here. This might be the only chance we get before service on Sunday.”

Sam nods. “I’ll keep watch. Go ahead.”

Dean takes your hand again, pulling you through the throng of people and up the church steps. The large wooden doors are propped open, so you slip inside after Dean, checking to make sure no one’s watching you.

“Come on,” Dean says, walking towards the back of the church, where the offices are. Along the way, you’re checking under the rugs and paintings for any signs of ritualistic symbols.

After a few minutes, you split up. You head towards the Pastor’s office, hoping that it’s unlocked, and smile in victory when the door opens without any resistance. You look around quickly, but don’t notice anything out of the ordinary until your eyes catch on an antique looking safe behind Pastor Williams’ desk.

Walking over, you try to figure out what it could be for. You suppose it could be for any number of things, but some instinct in you is telling you you need to get that safe open. You’re close to crouching down to crack it, but before you do, Dean comes in the room, pulling you to your feet.

“We’ve got company,” he says, pulling you out into the hallway. “Shit.” He swears as he hears voices getting closer.

“I’ve got an idea,” you say, tugging his arm so he follows you into a small alcove in the corridor. “Play cool.” You tell him, but he still jumps when your arms slide around his neck, tugging him closer so you’re only inches apart.

“Kid…” His voice is husky as he tries to figure out what you’re doing.

“Shh,” you tell him, listening as the footsteps get closer. You take a step even closer to Dean until your legs are practically intertwined and try not to pay attention to the way his breathing is shallow.

“... meet you back here after dark, and-- oh!” Melissa’s voice is loud as she interrupts you, “Mr. and Mrs. Winchester!”

You and Dean jump apart, guiltily, and you’re thankful that the flush on both of your faces can hopefully be attributed to being “caught”.

“I’m so embarrassed... “ you start, looking at Melissa and Pastor Williams. “We just… we wanted a few minutes of quiet, and well…” you trail off, looking at Dean.

Pastor Williams smiles. “To be young and newly married.” He says. “I remember those days.”

You perk up, “Oh, I’d love to meet your wife. Is she outside?”

A shadow passes over the Pastor’s face. “No, she’s not well.”

“I’m so sorry to hear that.” You say, and Dean nods.

“We’ll get out of here. Sorry for this,” he says, “Really.”

“Not to worry. You kids go back outside and have fun.”

You and Dean hustle outside and he grabs your elbow before you can start looking for Sam. “Did he seem a little cagey about his wife?”

“Definitely. Seems like we need to find out more about Mrs. Williams.” You say.

Dean stares at you a minute longer, opening his mouth like he wants to say something else, but he doesn’t. He scratches the back of his head, a move you’ve seen him do a million times when he feels uncomfortable, and you feel dread sink into your stomach. Did you take your act too far? Did you push him too much?

“Let’s go find Sam.” Dean murmurs, and lets go of you, leaving you to trail after him, hoping you haven’t done anything to ruin your closest friendship.

Chapter Three 

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[jolie-in-the-underground]

F.A.Q

GENERAL FAQ

So what's up with this blog?

This is @joliemariella's undertale specific sideblog! Here I reblog neat Undertale related content I've seen, post Undertale content of my own in the form of fanart and fanfics, and also answer asks for both myself and the main characters from any of my UT fics. Q is the most popular of course, but you can read more about him further down.

(Rest under the cut)

Where can we read your fanfics?

Over here on my Ao3 is generally the best bet! I do recommend following me here as well, though! Not only will I post when I update, but sometimes I'll also do sneak peeks, or even tumblr exclusive stuff!

Where can we see your fanart?

Well I have a gallery over on DA, but here on tumblr is a good place too. I tend to only post finished product over on DA, but if you check the jolie arts tag here on my tumblr, you can see my sketches and various silly drawings I don't post anywhere else.

Who all can we send in asks for?

Myself, obviously, but also any of the main characters from any of my fanfics! Just don't expect reaction images for all of them, lol. Any interactions you have with these characters (and the fact that they're answering asks at all) are not canon, but any information they give you IS. Unless they're lying, which some of them are more prone to than others, heh. I'll drop a hint that they're not being entirely truthful if that is the case, though.

The only exception here is my monstersona, Jo! If you're looking to send her an ask, please send it to @ask-sfhaven instead of here!

You have a Monstersona?

I do! You can see here here, or also check out my sister @nighttimepixels's and I's sideblog @swapfell-haven where we write journals and short stories for them as they live their lives in the Underground in the swapfell AU. The skelebros will be making a debut soon ;)

Are we allowed to send in... 'naughty' asks?

Have at it, man XD If it's TOO raunchy I might stick it under a cut just to save my followers who aren't super into explicit content.

I sent in an ask but you haven’t answered it, what’s up?!

My ask count for this blog tends to hover right around 100 no matter how many I answer, and I’m generally pretty good about doing at least a handful every day. That said, I will not answer every ask sent in. I definitely pare them down for the sake of my sanity. Sometimes they’re just silly and not really worth the time. Sometimes they’re boring and/or Q’s already received that exact question a bunch already. Other times they were only really pertinent in the wake of another ask that got answered, and if I wasn’t able to get to it in a timely manner then I’m not going to because the context is now lost. I’ll also sometimes save some asks for later because they just require a little more thought to answer than I’m up to putting into it at the moment. Also, if you send in several around the same time, then I’m not going to just sit and answer all yours in a row, I’ll spread them out over days or weeks.

Side note, questions about the actual mechanics of how Q or his world work are almost guaranteed to get answered eventually because that was kinda the entire point of opening asks for him in the first place, heh.

Do you take prompts, suggestions, or requests?

Nope! If you want to share your headcanons or something that's cool, and I might weigh in on them, but that's as far as I'll go.

Can we do fanart of Q (or any of your other AUs/Fics)?

I freaking love fanart okay, so yeah, have at it, man! Just make sure to tag me or send me a link and I’ll totally reblog it! If you don’t see me reblog it or at least comment on it within 24 hours try sending a link directly to me via chat because I probably just missed your tag or Tumblr straight up ate it.

Can we write fanfic about/involving Q (or any of your other AUs/Fics)?

Please do NOT do this. While I appreciate the gesture, fanfic of my fics/characters is not something that I enjoy receiving from strangers. There are a couple of people on my extremely short list of individuals I’m ok with writing Q or my other AUs, and trust me, I’ll have straight up told you if you’re on that list.

Q FAQ

Who the hell is this 'Q' and why is he such a goddamn troll?

Q is Quarantine Sans from my Undertale AU, Machinatale, which in turn is the foundation for my fanfic 'Skeleton ex Machina'. SeM is a sister fic to @tyranttortoise amazing fic, "Skeleton Squatters and the Landlady". The very brief backstory for him can be read here. As for why he's a troll, well, lets just say life and the happenings there in have left him a bit salty with a low tolerance for bullshit.

Who else is in this world of Q's?

Everyone that made an appearance in the Undertale game with the exception of Frisk and Chara (For the why of that, read here)! There are a total of 167 souls in Q's world.

Why only 167?

As far as he's been able to discover, that was the total number of characters and killable enemies within the original game. Unfortunately, whatever happened that gave them all life has not given them the ability to create life in turn, or age. It's a phenomenon that Q is investing a great deal of time in hopes of one day giving his people the ability to procreate, and their few existing children the ability to grow up, but it's a puzzle he's yet to crack.

Just how much control does Q have over his world?

It's nigh infinite as far as he can tell, beyond his inability to create new sentience. He's the only system admin so he's able to change anything about the system. There are facets of the citizens souls that he is not able to change, however, no matter how hard he tries. Papyrus still can't cook well, for one, no matter how many cooking programs he installs. Any of the main 'sprited' characters also have trouble maintaining any sort of shift in their appearance they adopt. Unless they pay close attention to it, the programming likes to shift back to their default appearance. Any of the citizens that came from 'random encounter enemies', on the other hand, are able to maintain such changes indefinitely.

Do the monsters in Q's world have souls?

They do! They're not exactly like regular monster souls, however, since they don't technically have magic in Q's world. Read his explanation on it here, or in chapter 5 of ‘Skeleton ex Machina’!

What happened to the seven human souls?

They still exist within Q's world! Read his explanation here.

What happened to the Amalgamates?

They also still exist! A few of them have actually been saved and returned to 'normal', though the bulk of them still exist as they appeared in game. You can read more about them in chapter 2 of ‘Skeleton ex Machina’.

Wait, so why does Q talk like he's already with the Landlady when answering some asks, and like he's still pursuing her in others?

Due to the nature of this blog, Q is answering most of them from the 'present', e.g. from whatever the latest point in ‘Skeleton ex Machina’ and ‘Skeleton Squatters and the Landlady’ is. Sometimes, however, depending on the ask, he's answering from the 'future', e.g. from after the end of Skeleton Squatters and the Landlady in the timeline where he's the one that ends up with the Landlady. (For those of you that don't know, Tyrant_Tortoise is planning to write an ending for each of the main skelebros where they're the one that ends up with Lady, Q included. That way all the readers wind up happy XD).

So who's Grim?

ONLY HIS BFF BRO. Grim was created by my sister, @nighttimepixels, and you can find out more about him over on @skeletonsgrim! He's the kinkiestsweetest skeleton you'll ever meet! He and Q meet in the 'future' after Q's already settled down with the Landlady and put a ring on it cuz he liked it so much and they quickly became best friends because Q is literally one of the only people on the entire planet who can actually see Grim. For all the particulars on THAT, check out @skeletonsgrim, lol. They're best bros and work together on crazy science projects in Q's private lab.

(If you guys can think of anything else particularly pertinent that should be added to this, drop a comment or ask and let me know!)

[fuckedupriot]

I'm procrastinating

I was tagged by @stitchesespobeansturntan hello!!! nicknames? beep beep gender? i? don't know my pal star sign? cancer height? like 5'3 or 5'4 please send help or a stool for me to stand on time? 2:14 pm (edit bc as I post this it's 3:11 this took me nearly an hour rip at least I admit I was procrastinating with this) birthday? june 24 favourite bands? hippo campus, remo drive, public, bad suns, coin, walk the moon, foster the people, pinegrove, monday night, american authors, cruisr, the wrecks, weathers, saint motel, secret weapons, urban cone, x ambassadors, young the giant (OK I can literally go on forever and these are mostly in no particular order beyond hc & remo being my top faves rn) favourite solo artists? bleachers (jack antonoff), Andy grammer, oh god this is making me realize I don't listen to much solo stuff lmao OH I forgot to put focus ring (erik paulson) so adding that too also nathan stocker (hippo campus, but if ur reading this post you Knew That already) song stuck in my head? ok see this is hard to answer when I'm actively listening to music bc then that song is the only thing on my mind but I guess "don't know for sure" and "old ways" (both are by Monday Night) get stuck in my head a lot last movie you watched? see if I knew I'd be asked this I would have made sure it wasn't frickin zootopia but here we go it was fcuckign zootopia I s2g,, it's on Netflix oh my god I watched it bc of the meme and my dad ended up watching it with me for like over half of it??????? he was on his way to bed but just sat down and watched it last show you watched? I don't know?? I don't really specifically sit and watch stuff that often but I probably fell asleep with George Lopez on or somethin bc I always sleep with nickelodeon/nick@nite on,, when did you create your blog? probably in january this year but I started using it in february literally the day I saw them lol what do i post? hippo campus and random totally unrelated text posts last thing i googled? "focus ring bandcamp" (focus ring is erik from remo drive's solo stuff) do you have any other blogs? (like 100+ sideblogs mostly with hippo campus urls feel free to ask me for one or thirty lmao I was gonna maybe change this url or my main but I love both too much but here's the ones I sorta use) @oldrecordplayer (main) @remowalk (remo drive) also a twenty one pilots blog that barely gets updated and a blog that I thought id maybe use for public (the band!!) but nobody posts about them so it sits unused!!! @dottribe also ?? I've got a room design ideas blog with an iCarly url for some frickin reason?? @afanofhammers uh there's also my blog I used to use when I played runescape BUT I'm not even gonna talk about that anymore ashdkglh do you get asks? sometimes, mostly just random questions abt the boys!! why did you choose your url? lyrics to Violet!!! following? uhhhh around 2k bUT JUST TO BE CLEAR I've uh had this blog for years and I made the Mistake of following Everyone who interacted with my only post that had over like 200 notes lmao (it ended up getting like 3k I think rip) bUT that's how I met at least one friend on here so. worth it? followers? around 715 I think?? hello pals favourite colors? black, red, grey, white, gosh I'm boring but my room is all those colors so I'll list those lmao but I do love every color especially in rainbows (ahajskfl I'm Not straight pals) average hours of sleep? 3 or 13 I know that's not the true average mathematically speaking but if I were to do that I'd look like a normal person who sleeps a normal amount each night so I list both numbers so it shows how Truly a Mess I am lucky number? hmm never thought about it but? maybe 21 lol instruments? I tried to learn guitar but rip (literally oh no) to that idea and I bought a uke to try to learn to play that but i never did but it's cute it's rainbow!!! (of course it is though lmao) what am i wearing? dark blue jeans with holes in the knees and my work shirt that has a rainbow cat and a cucumber on the back it's not as cool as it sounds and next month I'm gonna put all of my hoards of shirts from the last like 2 years in a pile and burn them because I'm losing my job so I won't need them and then I can wear clothes I actually like to work ideally if I even have a job whoop$ (ok that $ was a frickin typo but. whoop$. OK that one was intentional) how many blankets do i sleep with? like 5 dream job? Having one after next month!!! lmao help me pals dream vacation? mpls to see a hippo campus home town show,, so close yet so far legit someone pick me up,, it's only like 600 miles out of ur way if ur from mpls pleas e (abt 300 each way) also uh I know I should say some kinda destination out of my Actual state I live in but I literally? don't have any place in mind I just love concerts favourite food? you can't go wrong with like pizza or sandwiches that covers a lot also pasta ?? nationality? I'm like. 90% Norwegian lmao ig my town claims to be the most Norwegian town in the USA or something ridiculous like that lmao idk I heard that somewhere but idk if it's confirmed tho? favourite song right now? buttercup by hippo campus!!! I just rewatched the video of the (I believe) first ever live recording of it from my first hc show back in feb and I just love that song so much and that video reminds me every dang time!!! I'm not gonna specifically tag anyone but if you'd like to do this go ahead!!