#it better not be

[sunsetsandsunshine]

I’m going to go do my hair and then we are BINGING this show bruv’s!!!

[forgetmenots0]

*when I see old posts of people freaking out about ao3 being down* That could NEVER be me, I'm a pretty calm and collected person.

Also me when ao3 is down: *geniunely frothing at the mouth, screaming, crying, half dead, lying on the floor because now I cannot read if my two little gay boys have sex*

[prncssguya]

“this might be the last time we see hayden christensen as anakin” just stop. just stop it ok

[tgshydestan]

if the page today just ends up being like idk somebody merrily baking cookies and sage was just playing a colossal prank on us all. i will. turn into edward hyde from every other peice of media. murder

[1st-worldsaver]

Nicaragua wants to implement co-presidents (6 of them) to the main president, which will all have their own vice co-president.

This will surely not bring about catastrophic consequences in the coming years

[judethswrld]

https://x.com/itsjudithworld/status/1830631906553241932?s=46&t=VR52gzDoyXZmxHoMQ6t3Ew

i dont think its skims bc i remembered he shaved for skims…

i’m like 99% sure it’s something with adidas about is signature boots or a LV campaign thingy

i reallyyyy doubt it skims 😭

[deep-sea-horror]

not me making a twitter account for more qjj content and immediately coming across ppl happy about the possibility of qjj getting licensed by 7seas.

[itsvictoria-grace]

He held her talent, her beauty, her success, but not her. He will bear the rose but not her. Even in death, he has no grasp of the thorns that she carried cause he never held her.

- If he is to lower me into my grave, it will be the gentlest I’ve been let down by any man. But no matter, the end result will be the same.

<3 Lavender Grey

[intp-t-bestanalyst]

It better not be gojover we just got him back

[windsandwaves]

Ok but tags aside, this is me lol

[ahotknife]

the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

[redrook]

I spent a lot of time handcuffed and in a cage in high school, for a charity bit the grocery store I worked at would do

the bit was that I was "put in jail for having too big a heart" and customers could donate to my bail to get me out (and the money would go to a children's hospital or something)

now. I was very clearly a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a large cage. and I would honestly tell people that I had been in there for hours. and people would say, that's terrible! that's awful! and I would show them my wrists red from the tight handcuffs, and say but I'm sooooooo close to making bail.

and then they would dump some cash in the basket, I'd thank them, and they'd walk away.

and every so often, one of the managers would come by and collect some of the cash, so I could keep being soooooo close to making bail.

I was very good with this bit. Parents with small kids would pay $5-10 if I told their children I had been placed in jail for not cleaning my room/doing my homework, etc. For people in their 20s, I'd threaten that I was very bad at playing the harmonica, but I WOULD play it and we'd all suffer unless they paid me. and for the most amount of money, older men in suits would almost always pay $20s if I avoided eye contact and stammered a lot.

eventually, the managers started to feel bad because I was in the cage so fucking long and often, that I'd need someone to brace me when I got out because I'd have no feeling in my legs. wobbling like a newborn giraffe.

but I would also rake in at LEAST $100 an hour in charity.

so they were like, hey champ. can we, uh, give you a pillow to sit on. in the cage. would you like a pillow so you're not just sitting on a cold metal slab. can we give you a pillow.

and I had to explain to them that if they gave me a pillow, people would think I was more comfortable, so they wouldn't feel as bad, so I'd bring in less money.

the compromise was that they'd bring me a nice coffee every couple hours, which I would have to try to block with my body from the customers.

all this money went to charity. that's what the money was for. it's what was on the sign. but how much they were willing to pay was very contingent on how comfortable I looked, never mind the fact that I was still a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a cage.

and out of the dozens of shifts I did this on, not ONCE did ANYONE say, hey kid I'm going to go talk to your manager because what the fuck is going on here. they would just drop money in the basket, and I'd thank them and sip from my secret drink.

I actually had people get MAD at me that I told them I was far away from bail, they donated like $15, and then 20 minutes I got let out because my shift ended.

again. the money was for charity. it was on the sign that was very clearly placed on the upper half of my cage.

so yeah. even when people think they mean well. people can be really, really fucking stupid.

[seshrat]

flow winning animated feature is the kind of story that's going to be taught like the boogeyman to every big animation studio's intake class for decades

[skulandcrossbones]

it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

[flogisto]

big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also