#it can be dirty if you want it to be

[reads-too-many-writing-prompts]

Hero x Villain (Love Powder)

"I... I think I love you."

Oh. Oh no. Villain whipped her head around, only to see Hero's dewy, golden eyes blinking slowly up at her. Glittering pink powder dusted his face and clothes, the broken vial rolling forlornly by his knees. He must have dived for it as a last resort.

"Sweet sentiment, but terrible timing," she drawled, ducking a fist to punch a man's Adam apple, leaving him to collapse. She lunged at Hero, grunting as she took a kick directly in her gut that was heading for his chin. Hero's power was notably absent, turning an easy fight into a nasty, no-real-winners brawl. She would have cursed his stupid plan and foolish truce if she could only recover the wind that was violently knocked out of here.

Hero only smiled uselessly, his eyes sparkling. "Sweet like the taste of your-"

[cozylittleartblog]

Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!

[lmaowh-at]

Lanns n Starks lineups/costumes sketches that I will probably add other houses to. Tywin and Joff & the rest aren't here because I was lazy and Cerseis dress took all of my energy. Don't ask me about inspiration or historical basis for these

[royaltea000]

I love Bai Long Ma he truly don’t gaf

[canonkiller]

here's the thing: you've just gotta stay alive. and you're not doing much living if you're boxing yourself into your coffin the whole time

[gunstellations]

In the world I love

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In a different world

[thecarisfucked]

[darkdragon768]

Various doodles of the Dorito Twins.

I just like to play with them like dolls and put them into situations.

[davonati]

They make love out there in the field, before David has to leave for good. It’s fast and messy, with both of their emotions running so high. Yonatan comes with the taste of David’s tears on his tongue.

He stays lying on his back in the grass until the sound of crunching footsteps finally fades away, and only realizes later that, in their utter desperation for each other, he’d forgotten to take any of the usual precautions. But by then, it’s far too late.

***

Four months later, he goes to see David at Horesh. Even in the dim light of the hideout, David looks at him oddly.

“Something’s different about you,” he muses, and Yonatan has to stop himself from reflexively clutching his belly. He’s not showing yet, not really, but he can feel the life growing inside him.

He expects David to approach him then, to explore the planes of his body as he’s done countless times before. He readies himself to tell David the truth, to finally feel the weight of this secret lift off his shoulders. But David comes no closer. He eyes him for another moment and then turns away, pulling out a large map of the Judean territories as he updates Yonatan on his group’s movements over the last few months.

It’s better this way, Yonatan decides. David has enough to worry about at the moment without concerning himself with Yonatan’s health, and there’s no guarantee that the baby will make it to term anyways: it’s not as if Yonatan is willing – or able – to confine himself to bedrest for nine months. When David returns to Giveah, Yonatan can reevaluate the situation. Most likely Yonatan will never need to reveal his mistake; best case scenario, David will have an heir to secure his lineage as he ascends to the throne.

***

Years later, as Yonatan lies bleeding out under the stars, his last thought is to wish he’d gotten the chance to tell David about their son.

[myokk]

Carrie🥺

[moeblob]

"Engage was good. The endings were pretty nice. Except Alfred, fuck him, I guess." -someone in a server I was in once (affectionate)

[bookofmormonmemes]

Hey is soaking real? I'm enrolling at BYU from out of state and want to know the culture. Also what's your favorite dirty soda? Excited to come and learn!

this ask is insane. i was about to say something along the lines of 'imagine if somebody said they wanted to learn about your culture but all they asked about was weird sex acts that somebody else made up and pinned on you to make your culture look gross and crazy' but then i remembered all of 18th-19th century anthropology.

anyways it's blackberry dr pepper with cream

[ryllen]

maybe i do want us to kiss a little more

[entitiesandeggbutts]

so i just finished episode 22 of worlds beyond number (bring them to me) and i just want to say

i know Things Happen though i’ve thankfully forgotten specifics. but. can i still say how much i fucking Love suvi as a character

i know you must get so many tags a day but genuinely thank you @quiddie for creating and bringing this character to life. you so rarely get to see and feel for the characters that know and grew up in and benefit from The System. you don’t get to look past the caracatures and see how it can benefit benefit the people you love. and godDamn am i not ever going to be a sucker for a character who is like. “i will burn down the world to save what i love. i can’t help that i love multiple things. why are you so scared that im doing what i said i would now that i have the power to?”

[slyvester101]

Tucker but he actually has some fucking character growth after his time as a diplomat with his son (inspired/based on the fic Lazarus Left the Tomb by Illusion_of_Sea_Axes on ao3 that I recommend reading even though it is not finished oh my god it is so good go read it)

Tucker but he learns how to use his sword since his diplomacy requires him to CONSTANTLY INTERACT WITH THE PEOPLE WHO MADE IT so as perks, the Sangheilios who like him teach him how to use it. Downside, he has to use it a lot since hostile Sangheilios are constantly trying to kill him and his son. Perk, Tucker gets really, really good at using his laser sword.

Tucker splitting from Junior before the desert temple because his kid deserves to have a normal childhood not completely ruined by war and fighting and trauma. (It's so much harder being away from his kid than he ever thought it would be).

Tucker holding his own at the desert temple for MONTHS without reinforcement and getting very good at strategizing, surviving off little, and spends a lot of time self-reflecting about his life (Blood Gulch, Junior, the UNSC, Sangheilios, his horrible flirting habits, how he doesn't want to die covered in sand). He ends up better for it.

Tucker coming to Chorus as a more mature, responsible, and respectful person as well as a skilled soldier. (He doesn't follow Wash's training regimen because a) it's funny to piss off Wash, b) he's pissed that Church left him and is taking it out on Wash and c) he has his own way of training that works much better for him and he despises the way Wash wants him to train.

Tucker joining the New Republic and being an incredible asset to them. His flirting has dialed down to something actually endearing and not fucking harassment and he's actually kind of suave and charismatic. He's kind to recruits and teaches them how he wished he was taught. He gets sent on missions not because he's the best they got, but because he's good at what he does. Felix actually struggling to slow Tucker down/sabotage the New Republic and has to put some actual effort into fighting him both when Tucker is trying to get approval for The Mission and when they have their knife fight at the tower. (Tucker holds back at the tower to get Felix more comfortable into rambling and lets himself lose. Getting stabbed was not part of the plan, but it ended up okay so it's fine.)

Tucker actually being a naturally good fighter and quick learner and a good leader who's genuinely smart and caring but still hides behind some version of a "cool guy" facade because old habits are hard to break.

Tucker doing his best to be the person he needed during his diplomacy, when all he wanted was someone to guide him and give him a plan or give him company when he was all alone in the desert. When all he wanted was protect his kid and make it out of each fight alive with his family still intact.

Tucker doing his best to be that for Chorus.

[akkivee]

me getting into hypmic bc of ichiro’s face to stanning bat whose 3gumi also has a mole is a crazy coincidence ngl lmao