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I PLANTED THE LONG HAIRED ARTHUR SEEDS AND I’M SEEING THE HARVEST!!!!!!!!!
#me talking 💌#my vp 📸#arthur morgan#rdr2 vp#THE WAY I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW HIS HAIR WAS FINALLY LONG!!!!!!!!!!!#it needs to get longer tho…………#😈😈😈😈😈#also ladies what do we think of the outfit?
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Madara & Izuna & why the Uchiha don't do heavy armor.
ALT.
Q: Why don't the Uchiha wear armor?
IZN: Armor? Are you stupid? How on earth are you going to get your enemies by surprise when they can hear you jingle from halfway across the battlefield? What are we? Fucking Senju?
MDR: The Uchiha style is Swift & Lethal.
Q: But.... doesn't Madara wear armor sometimes?
MDR: If you can hear me jingle, then it is already too late for you.
IZN: Aniki is an exception!
#uchiha izuna#uchiha madara#uchiha clan#naruto founders#naruto fanart#the adventures of madara and izuna#i mean... i rlly dont think its a matter of money#these bitches were wearing indigo dyed clothes to BATTLE.#anyway madara does both in the flashbacks so i guess when he shows up in armor its bc he's gonna get down and dirty and close quarters#when not its probably longer range or he has a squad backing him up or its sth that relies on speed#izuna on the otherhand is barely 175cm and honestly probably built to land the kill before his opponent even realizes theyve been struck#case in point: tbrm needing to invent the fucking hiraishin to outspeed him#tho in hindsight perhaps u shoulda had some armor on bbyboy#bluedraws#i am feeling stuck so sth a bit more lighthearted?
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everyone’s best buddy gore!!!!
( coloured version of this post ) & edited for higher quality, i hope
#kriin’s art#gore skyrim#the longer i look at this the more flaws i see so i need to stop#this is a study i need to chill!!!!#the colours keep getting wrecked tho#gore cvf#skyrim gore#skyrim custom followers#skyrim fanart#skyrim modded followers
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quickly redid my addison designs + a tenna height reference. WAOW
my stupid freaks who i hate (love)
#boring af bc i just did the pose from their main sprites but yay. now i know.#i think it wld be funny to draw tenna super rendered and spamton totally flat. but i cba here#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#dude their height differnece is sooooo crazy funny#tenna: me and my stupid ant boyfriend#spamton: me and my stupid boyfriend ant#<- really funny. laugh#get it. ant tenna. his name#okay. im tired. goodnight#i dont have an explanation for puppet spmatonnbeing even shorter except for the acid thing. sorry thats boring#ummm i have a fun story for his grey streaks tho. except him just being old#myyy hc is. he started dying his hair at the start of his bigshot era#and he eventually realised it was taking longer and longer for his roots to grow out#until he didnt need to dye it at all#this is just like. puppetification gasterification bullshit ok#but anyways the white hairs coming theu when hes older is like. bittersweet#bc it kinda shows gasters influence over him fading away? but also him losing even more of whats hes trying so hard to get back#ok anyway boring deisgn shit done. now i can draw yaoi for realllll#… another time. goodnight again
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VERY self indulgent scribble of dieter
#my art#dol#degrees of lewdity#dol pc#dieter the watcher#i just think it would be very funny if older dieter became a chef so i drew it#he would also be working part time as a lifeguard at a beach#honestly i think older dieter would have a longer hair. like maybe almost reaching his hips?? still thinking about it tho#i just need to get this idea out of my brain hmmmmmmm
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woke up early to roll out and shape the croissant dough and to make the dough for the lemon poppyseed brioche twist so it would all have time to proof :)) everything is turning out pretty well so far
#knock on wood#i used to be pretty awful at baking#like the science of it just was not making sense to me#and i’ve done so much trial and error#and then the last 4 days i’ve been juggling 4-5 baking projects at once#and i’ve learned how to set myself up to do multiple recipes at once pretty smoothly#i’m really proud of myself hehe#i definitely am more of a natural cook than a baker bc there’s less hard and fast rules#but i do loveeee baking and baked goods#it took so much longer to get good at for me tho it was frustrating lolll#also having a functional oven helps bc it heats to the Actual temp now#our old one ran cold so it took a ton of fidgeting to get the Actual temp i would need#anyway#learning new stuff is cool once you get over the failing part LOL#personal
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Being constantly surrounded by the presence of a loving God sounds great until you realize you never know when his freaky fuckin eyes are gonna show up to check on you.
And man. They do it a LOT.
#primus please let the mech breathe#what i want to emphasize most with this iteration of optimus is the inherent fucking terror of being made a prime#really pick at those little threads of how fucked the matrix as a concept is. same with the staple tropes of op himself#the idea in tfp that it can entirely change your personality. and that if you lose it you cannot remember your time with it#those implications send me spiraling. to what degree is optimus the same being as orion pax? do you forfeit your soul to be a demigod?#do you fucking die to become a conduit for the higher being that made you? letting it puppet your mind and body like a parasitoid?#if death in transformers is simply rejoining the allspark; if the soul is something splintered off from the whole;#and if to die as a cybertronian is for that fragment to merge with the whole once again. is a prime not fundamentally a dead mech walking?#a prime stands with one pede in the afterlife and one in the land of the living and has to keep up with both at once#constantly seeing visions from a plane his processor was never meant to comprehend with optics that were never built to see it#forced to adapt into an elevated being as much as a frame that still has silly things like wants and needs and emotions and base coding can#how does a mortal live when his body is no longer just his body; but a vessel fir something holy and a tool fashioned to heal the world?#when he can never truly be alone again and he has to simply live with the ever present knowledge that he is being watched#both by his god and by the world#how does one live knowing not even their thoughts are private? when your god may be living but man he does not get the idea of boundaries#guess it must be hard to grasp personal space and all that when youre an ocean of souls that left it behind#maccadam#transformers#wayward sparks#optimus prime#art tag#sometimes i feel kinda bad for putting this bastard through The Horrors. if ws gets made all the way he will be thrown so many bones#only sometimes tho >:3
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you can pry sibling dynamics from my cold dead hands i cant take this anymore i need to write what happened when garavellir left uthevhenan and tried to convince aelys to come with him new fic coming to you sometime this week on ao3
#bards of new york#regolus dark age#garavellir viraan#aelys sa'viraan#fanfic#writing#i leave for work in like half an hour but trust me. this fic will exist this week or im not ghost bard the very and totally normal#unironically tho i havent stopped thinking about how that convo went down#she called him a traitor in 100 different ways guys...#SIBLINGSSSSS im normal im normal im normal#gary not wanting aelys to be left alone in a place that no longer cares for her#aelys refusing to leave her people and her purpose to her own detriment#ok im done for now i need to get ready lmao ok by chat
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link gets his arm "irreversibly" damaged
"omg!! does he get a cool prosthetic?? like the weird tentacle like morphing arm in the botw concepts?? shiekah tech arm????? that would be so awesom-"
its just. arm but grey. occasionally green. some jewelry.
"well, does he at least lose it or have some scarring at some point or at the end-"
deus ex machina. arm normal again.
>:C
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#guess it wasnt the only irreversable thing that gets reversed with no input from you#its not even#his “rauru” arm isnt even morphing into anything#or like ... actually raurus- like clearly too big for link#or since its the one that was still real (?) at least like .. its longer nails#and no five millimeters of more nail does not count as a claw#raurus figners where also rly long and thin#it would have been neat to have it missmatched sicne it doesnt belong to link#tho that would be challenging to animate#but like ... morphing it would def be possible#ultrahand not just being vaguely green ... stuff floating out of the hand but it actually grabbing and turnign the stuff#ceiling jump and the arm stretches upwards to grab onto it and like .. fling you through#.... i need to stop thinking and keep drawing#im on page 66 for the comic hee hoo
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This may just be me, but I think if you ship a canonically very abusive, manipulative and toxic relationship, you don't get to judge or call anyone degenerates for their own fucked up ships, actually.
#gravity falls#billford#stancest#yeah it's about those two specifically#but this could apply to shipping in general#i just saw an artist i generally like saying “it's so disappointing seeing artists i liked ship stancest and be proud pls be ashamed!”#saying it's disgusting and gross and the people in their comments were all in consesus that these people are weird and sickos yada yada#and i don't think they realise that it's the exact same logic people use to hate on billford shippers. like down-to-the-letter the same.#it's weird seeing people be like if you ship incest you're gross and disgusting but if it's abuse it's totes ok and doesn't reflect you irl#not only does that reasoning insinuate that incest is not another form of abuse which is YIKES#but it reads as tho abuse is not “severe enough” to stop people from shipping it while incest is even tho both are very bad which is worse#you either believe that what you ship reflects you irl and no one should ship anything immoral or you don't. it's just that simple.#you don't get to pull that “rules for thee but not for me” bullshit#your rationalisation does more to normalise and water down these crimes than someone shipping them while acknowledging it's wrong ever will#i don't even ship stancest or have any feelings on it whatsoever btw i'm just enough of a loudmouth to call out hypocrisy when i see it#unrelated but i need to stop making my tags longer than the actual freaking post 💀#momento rambles
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actually so proud that in a time period where a show is lucky to last a year on broadway, the outsiders is extending to the TWO YEAR mark
#it bums me out so much that these new original musicals get sniped after a like a year#especially bttf i never got to see it in person but it looked SO cool and im so sad it ended that soon#but its really nice to see the outsiders extended their tickets all the way until next april#lets hope these newer original musicals get the time they deserve on broadway#im hoping maybe happy ending and boop wont be closed super early and replaced with some revival or smthn#we need more original musicals and we need them to last longer sigh#again tho just super proud of the outsiders for making it this far#the outsiders musical
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OOH YEAH BABY ITS THE SURGERY EPISODE BABY!!! ME AND THE HOMIES NEED SOME NEW FACES FOR OUR NEW PLAN, AND WHO BETTER TO GET THE JOB DONE THAN THE TWO MOST EVIL PEOPLE WE'VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF HAVING OUR LIVES VIOLATED BY? I MEAN IT WOULD BE FUNNY. IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#cw blood#cw gore#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#vex waylin#viv waylin#MY FAVORIT EP!! HAVNT SEEN IT IN FOREVER THO BC WELL. IM BUSY. SO BEAR W ME IM RUNNIN OFF ALOTTA MEMORY FUMES#ALSO EDIT BC FUUUCK I HADMORE TAGS BUT TUMBLR FUCKEN ATE EM. OH WELL. MY DMS R OPEN IF U WANNA UNLOCK RAMBLES.#I LOVE THE WAYLIN TWINS SSSOO FUCKING MUCH IM SO!!! CURIOUS ABOUT THEM!!! WHO WERE THEY WHEN THEY WERE HUMAN? HOW LONGVE THEY BEEN ARND?#I LOVE IT WHEN PPL SAY ITS LIKE THESE TWO WERE MADE FOR MMEE BC YES!! YES!! ITS EVERYTHING I COULD EVER WANT FROMA CHARACTER!!!#I LOVE THEIR RED WHITE N BLACK COLOR SCHEME. I LOVE HOW THEYRE BOTH SO INTELLIGENT AND GENIUS N YET THEYRE DUMB AS FUUUUCK#COOOMICAL SUPER VILLAINS. OOH ILL GET YOU NEXT TIME SHAMIA SHAMAI!!! HOW DARE YOU FOIL MY PLAN!! MY PLANS OF MUTILATING AWAKE N ALIVE PPL#COMICAL AND YET. GENUINELY HORRIFYING. VIV CAN MAKE UR BONES EXPLODE JUST BY THINKING ABOUT IT. VEX CAN BECOME SOUP#WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THAT MORE? THE TURNING INTO RED MEAT SLIME?? METAL AS FUUUCK. I ALSO LOVE HOW SCARED THEY GOT SO QUICKLY#THIS LIL FUCKEN RRRRRAT COMES IN. AND WELL. HES JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS. WE FUCK HIM UP N TOSS HIM INTO THE SUN N LET HIM BURN#SURE HE HAD ONE MORE TRICK OF REBELLION UP HIS SLEEVE BUT THE SUN HAS TAKEN HIM NOW. ITS FINE. WE'RE FINE. HEY IS THERE SMTH IN THE CEILING#OHHH WE KILLED HIM ONCE N HE CAME BACK. WE KILLED HIM AGAIN N TOOK HIM APART BUT THEN HES BACK?? HE GETS AWAY AND THEN. COMES BACK. AGAIN.#WE CANT GET RID OF HIM. THAT FOUL SHAMIA SHAMAI. A MOUSE IN OUR KITCHEN. FUUUUCK HES GONNA SPREAD DISEASE! KILL IT! KILL IT!! AAAUUGH FUCK!#I LOVE THAT THE WAYLIN TWINS AGREED TO HELP THE BLONDE TWINS MOSTLY ON THE BASIS OF 'IT WOULD BE FUNNY' BUT ALSO#OOHHH WE ARE SO CLOSE TO REACHING SOMETHING TO MAKE HIM NNEEVER FUCK WITH US AGAIN. HIS ILLUSIONS WILL HAUNT US NO LONGER#THEY WERE SSSOOO PARANOID W ALL THE CAMERAS AND BOMBING THEIR OWN LAB AND RUNNING AND RUNNING AND GETTING AWWAY FROM THIS FUCKEN! MOUSE!!!!#OHHHH I THINK IM RUNNIN OUTA ROOM so ill talk about da art real quick.BEEN WORKIN ON THIS FOR A WHIIILE.ALOTTA THESE were started when the#ep came out.so OLD!! BUT DONE!!and im very very happy w my colors n gore n EXPRESSIONS!! the top right corner comic keeps making me chuckle#I ALSO rly love the lil convo between arthur n viv.theyre SO CUTE TOGETHERR they should go ona museum date together or somethin#they need more time to just talk abt da World together.ALSO CAN I BE PETTY.I MADE ARTHUR UGLY CORRECT-STYLE#THESE BOYS KNOW NOTHING OF UGLY.I MADE THE VAMPIRIC FLESH EVOLVE N ROT N BLOSSOM AND THERE IS SQUIRMING WITHIN THE TENEBRAE#UHHH IEAH THIS GUY W A ROTTED N DISTORTED FACE WALKS INTO MY BIKE STORE IEAH IM SCREAAAMIN LIKE WADDA HELL!! MONSTOR!!!
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Birthday pat
#nui#happy birth#have choco ice cream cake i have left in the fridge#congrats for being one of the characters i would go buy merch for#even tho these are no longer from japanese proxy bcs those time were hell#i just swooped whatever left of him from this venezuela site#bcs i reckon i need to maximize what i can get with that much amount of shipping fee anyhow#and be done with shopping for him forever#sebek zigvolt#i made him those fancy hoodie and bicolor shirt#but i ended up just using the simplest shirt i made for him
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Guess who's playing Steamworld Heist 2 and isn't being normal about it
#dw this isn't spoiler#tho i wish quincy having two moms was real#clearly we're overlooking a clear answer here people#krakenbane and piper faraday can both be Quincy's moms. they're secretly dating this entire time.#he just doesn't know#listen the idea of Piper x Krakenbane wouldn't leave my mind#like just think about it and it gets better the longer you think about it#they were dating before canon started? they got together when Krakenbane went to the Core system and met Piper. they hit it off great#they were dating when canon was happening? Piper went out to Quincy without realizing he was Krakenbane's son. it was far too late when she#realized and knew it was too awkward to bring it up after they're working together so she just doesn't and hope Krakenbane will tell him#they're dating after canon? Piper and Krakenbane get to be cute together out in space while Quincy has no clue his hero is dating his mom#it's funny. its great. there's so much potential#i might make a different post altogether about those two#anyway#piper faraday#krakenbane#piper x krakenbane#NEW SHIP JUST DROPPED#i need to come up with a ship name for them#steamworld heist 2#steamworld heist#quincy leeway#spoilers#kinda?? its real vague but its there ig#the fire burns#the fire crackles with joy
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Every day of the week I've gone the yard to do stable jobs (rip me and my body lol) annnd every horse in the corridor just fuckin LOVES me. I can't walk more than a few steps without getting affectionately nudged, head bumped, nibbled, or having a heavy ass horse head just thump onto my shoulder so I can give em scritchies and kissies at the same time lmao
One of them gets jelly af of two others, one is super polite and gets bullied away by another bc he always tries to use the other neighs stable door for quicker attention from me, another LIVES to try and eat my hair (William NO) and another is scared of bags but loves me enough to be a Brave Brave Boy and let me give him pets and show him the bag isn't scary see! No no, sweetie, it's not gonna hurt you! Oh no, you can't eat it tho, it's bad for you, here, have some scritchies and nibble my fingers instead because you're so polite and just wanna be babied!
Just- horses, y'all
Horses
#Horse tumblr#Horses#Animals#Kat talks#I live for these babies that could murder me by accident bc they're tanks but are too cute to be angry at#If William could not keep tryna eat my hair tho#I'd appreciate it baby xD#There's another neigh neigh further down the block who nips at everyone#Bc she's very defensive and stressed#And gets stable frustration no matter what her owners try#And she is so visibly CONFUSED when I baby talk and am calm and tell her 'no no that's not nice' and do horse body language#And neigh at her and snortle and head nod etc#And she lets me stroke her and stuff just fine now but goes to fake nip when I try to leave#So like... Mucking out takes 10 times longer bc of the journey to and from the stable lmao#Bc I have like... 8 pitstops to make each time haha#She's a darling tho the nippy lady#I call her Nibbles#And I have to fend her off from my travel mug bc I drink mint green t3a#And she LIKES IT#And like NO SWEETIE YOU CAN'T HAVE MY MUG I NEED THAT NO NO NO NIBBLING IT PLS#Yes I have to disinfect it every day lmao#But she delights in being able to snuffle it at least lmao#Ngl I've been so stressed and unhappy that seeing these neigh neighs has been really important for my mental health#Like... Other than Bean herself I seldom smile or feel anything other than sad and tired except around animals#So like. William can eat my hair all day long#The block of neighs can make mucking out 10 times longer#Nibbles can be a nibbler#And I shall forever thank em for it#Horseblr
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im like the lorax when it comes to women's body hair. we should let it grow.
#eliot posts#the other day my roommate was talking abt how she hates shaving#but does it anyway bc she doesn't want people to be mean to her about her body hair#and i was like yeah i mean i used to#also worry about that bc my mother was always so fucking cruel to me when i didn't shave#but as an adult i find that it's extremely rare that anyone even mentions it (tho my body hair is pretty light so that could be a factor)#but even when people are shitty i find that i no longer give a shit about what what those idiots have to say about my body#but i understand that that can be a hard step to take so if you need to keep shaving for your own comfort then i won't judge#but on the inside i was just like#*ibuprofen hand meme* ''let's get called disgusting hairy d*kes together <3''#i had a great time showing off my pit hair at the pool today!#(i get read as a woman when im swimwear cuz i can't hide my body as much. so i get read as a hairy masculine woman.)#i show off my leg hair every time i wear shorts but like. my leg hair is Pathetic#i look practically prepubescent vis a vis my leg hair (my mother still calls it disgusting lmao)#but my pit hair is pretty good#i occupy a weird gendered place in society where i am more of a man in identify but society genders me as a woman#the only time i feel remotely okay being seen as a woman is when i am seen as a BAD woman. a woman who cannot/will not be A Proper Lady#it's not an entirely ACCURATE view of me but there's Something in it
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