#it says firecracker

[starscream-is-my-wife]

“Stop making AUs of a cut plot from 40 years ago” I tell my crazed mind but it would not stop

[zipmode]

stupid little comic based on that one comment Karlach makes <3

[shiryawashere]

Maevelighters 🤝 Firelighters

being the loneliest mfs in the fandom but at least our combined fic count is nice

[nofacednerd]

all of the people who play Supes in The Boys are so funny rn all of them keep talking so excitedly about how their characters are terrible people and talking about how they want them to die LMAO

[blondebitch7k]

WYLTKWB

GFYYBAASWBOMTAIKYA

[wallissa]

I’m a monster and you’re my sacred cow. Starcracker, Annie January/Misty Tucker Gray (one-sided obsession 💋✨)

Misty dyes her hair in Annie’s bathroom. Well — it’s hers, technically, now. The whole flat is hers, these days. But with all the marble surfaces and large mirrors, the high ceilings and plush carpeting, it doesn’t really feel like hers. She sits on the closed lid of the toilet and wonders if it felt like Annie’s. If there were gold stars on the ceiling and plush red curtains framing the windows in the living room. If there were rice crackers in the kitchenette and stacks of Young Vogue (real Vogue, maybe, now) in the bedroom. She imagines the whole place smelling faintly of Pink Sugar and hairspray, the way she remembers Annie smelling.

The timer goes of and she gets up, hands going up to the towel on her head. They came with the place, blue with Firecracker embroidered in bold red. It’s really cool, even if she wishes they could’ve left the Starlight ones. She’d feel better about staining them with her red dye. Or worse, maybe. As she washes out her hair in Annie’s sink that’s not really hers, she knocks over her tubes of mascara. Distantly, she wonders if Annie cluttered the space as well. Better than Sex mascara and benefit lip stain, the kind originally made to tint your nipples pink with. A Dyson curling iron and gold body glitter.

Murky red water swirls down the drain. Misty picks up the towel again to towel off her hair. It’s ruined anyways, those stains probably won’t come out. For a while, she stands in front of the mirror, looks at her faded shirt and her eye bags and her towel that declares her name, HERS. She exits the bathroom and goes to fuck herself in Annie’s bed.

How can anybody have you? How can anybody have you and lose you? How can anybody have you and lose you and not lose their mind?

[nerdyydragon]

Alright alright alright, so Kripke & Co were just going to drop That Episode on the Fourth of July, huh?

You know, that episode where the political plot is just screaming about the state of politics and how the government is run by billionaire lobbyists? That episode that ends with the symbol of liberty and patriotism (even if he's the antagonist) suckling at the teat of extremism and the human embodiment of Fake News Conspiracy Theories?

That episode? On July Fourth? Brass balls.

Do not love the consent violations this episode though on either side, even Herogasm wasn't this uncomfortable to watch, and really the saving grace of the episode was A-Train. A-Train.

Bro's gonna die.

[sehtoast]

kripke's just jealous i put homelander in a loving healthy relationship with my trans man oc and can't cope

[blindmagdalena]

I love Homelander so damn much that I'm jealous of this new character that apparently may be a love interest - the sparkler lady 😭 I'm so dumb lol But I just want him to stay single so I can self ship damnit She is super pretty tho and has a cool outfit but I want her over THERE so I can have Homie

aww darling, don't you fret! totally valid to have mixed or negative feelings. i don't think you're dumb. you're attached, and we already know that our brains don't efficiently differentiate between fictional and real crushes. if it makes you feel any better, i sincerely doubt any canonical love interest is going to go well for Homelander lol i hope there can at least be some excitement for the inevitable inspiration all us writers are gonna get from HL having a love interest again. i can't stomach any of the scenes with SF, so i'm really excited about the prospect of getting some food i can actually enjoy between him and Firecracker, however fucked up and weird it might be (fingers crossed for fucked up and weird in ways i specifically enjoy)

i agree with you in that i really like her design, and her accent is super cute. i'm practically vibrating at the thought of getting to see Homelander being a giddy boyfriend. i just know the whole fandom is gonna pop off when season 4 drops, and there will still be lots and LOTS of fic for the self shippers and x reader enjoyers 🖤

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Thunderfire NSFW

List of their crimes:

No lab coats

No eye protection

Holding a tube towards yourself

Everything Thundercracker is doing

(Stole @mechncheese ‘s science designs again, sorry couldn’t resist drawing this joke rq)

[billowingangel]

America doesn't like Fireworks

Here's a headcanon/projection I have for America. I also thought I already posted this but I actually dreamt that…totally not a sign of #mentalillness

content warning: mentions of multiple real life deaths, great war and world war two are mentioned, mentions of ptsd/shell shock.

i'm not fully sure those need a warning but just in case I wanted to provide them.

At first America loved fireworks to celebrate the fourth of july. He had loved the display of colors and patronism his citizens showed! He was a freshly indepent nation when the fireworks began in 1777. He thought they were beautiful, amazing, spectacular, and a wonderful sign of what the future would hold.

He also greatly prefered fireworks to the guns and canons set off during the 4th and was happy that after 1812 that phased out.

When Independence Day became an offical holiday in 1870 he cried with joy. That year he watched the firework display with an intense feeling of pride in his heart.

But then it began to change for him. In the years between 1903 and 1909 there were 44 deaths due to fireworks and even more injuries. He began to feel a bit of unease over the citizen's love for fireworks.

Then the Great War happened...So many young men came back from the war shell shocked. Hell, America even had some shell shock for a while. That first year after the war and the fireworks going off, he felt all those men's fears and his own fear.

That was a major turning point for him.

It didn't help that between 1928 and 1942 there were another 56 deaths in factories and stores due to fireworks. And then after World War Two, the sound of fireworks began to make America's heart race.

After a few years America decided he would leave his big house in Washington DC and go to another one of his houses. This house was further away from any firework show the city was doing. He wouldn't feel anxious and would be able to celebrate his independence/birthday in peace and quiet. But by that time it was the 1980s and more people were doing fireworks in the comfort of their backyards. The noise and smoke that filled the street of America's suburban house terrified him. Were they under attack? He had rushed to investigate only to find people with fireworks and firecrackers.

America gave up, it was probably just him upset by this whole mess. Those who had shell shock probably got used to it by now, correct?

But then in the 2000s he began to hear more talk, more talk of veterans struggling with the fireworks. Dogs struggling with the fireworks. Pets, kids, many more people then he assumed were scared of the loud fireworks. And in a way it explained to him why at the turn on the 1900s he began to have a change of heart about fireworks, a feeling of unease and uncomfort. Because despite how much he partied or celebrated on July 4th he still just didn't feel right, that something was wrong.

Then more and more states began to ban the setting off of fireworks for personal use but that wouldn't stop the citizens despite the growing number of people who found discomfort with them. America wouldn't go anywhere in the South around the 4th of July mostly staying in States that had the strictest bans on fireworks. By this time his fear of fireworks had greatly decreased especially since he realized the cause, it wasn't all his feelings but Americans feelings as well.

He even began to host some birthday parties where you could see the city sanctioned firework show. Firework shows were different to him then just the random ones in someone's back yard, those were expected, well controlled, a professional was doing it.

America hopes that one day he'll be able to like fireworks again but that probably wouldn't be until people stopped doing it on their own or when people and animals stopped being upset by it. Both those cases seem unlikely, so America will just grit his teeth and accept the firework tradition.

I even used some sources for this *insert surprise pikachu* History of Fireworks Firework Accidents and Deaths I couldn't find out when it became the norm to do your own fireworks but I assumed at least by the 80s. I also believe states began putting in place bans/laws about personal fireworks in the early 2000s but don't quote me.

[imunbreakabledude]

last reblog... that poll blog reminds me of my scientific ranking of The Boys characters by how good they are at eating pussy. ... been so long i theoretically could update it with s4 and gen v characters

[libras-interactives]

This is a bit of a bug report as well as a question but I’ve noticed that Flynn has a nickname for a romantically interested mc. It seems the occupation is what influences it i was curious about witch occupation is tied to witch nickname.

I haven't tested it thoroughly but i think the gunman mc might be a little bugged as the nickname will either be pearl witch is the same as the call girl or just this

This id from the beta 1.2.5 version

Other than that i hope you're doing good and staying hydrated!

sorry I took so long to answer!! been super busy. and ty for telling me the version :") that helps a lot

anyhoo! seems i messed up gunman's -- anyhoo, Flynn uses: "pearl" for callgirl, "Nightingale" for doctor, "songbird" for musician, "firecracker" for distiller", "clever thing" for accountant and "killer" for gunman.

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

if valorie curry tells me to watch the boys s4 through a queer lens i really don’t have another choice

[evil-daily-ac]

i am trying to BANG this purpleman and his headphones FELL on my FACE

[cosmogyros]

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