#it would be lestat

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

Seen people joke about what dale interviewing lestat would be like but if i’m being honest what i’d want is HELEN interviewing lestat.

[secretdazedragon]

[platoapproved]

What was that you said about memory? "A monster," was it?

[lady-of-the-tambre]

Daniel Molloy, 70 year old baby vampire: you know what would piss off both Louis and Armand and be very funny simultaneously?

Lestat de Lioncourt, queen of drama and biggest bitch in any room he walks into: what?

Daniel: if you and I fucked.

Lestat:

Lestat: tell me more.

[victoriangold]

Thinking about Louis stuck in his tower like Rapunzel :(

[gaypeople]

I hated sleeping without you.

[chiptrillino-art]

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when you hate him at his best, you can only poor little mow mow him at his worst.

[shorelle]

how could it end like this? there's a sting in the way you kiss me just wanna (be with you) bewitch you in the moonlight - dance macabre

[wizardpink]

Lestat on his third night as a vampire: oh my god look at that rat, look at his little toes.

[winchestress]

[twobeesornottwobees]

claudia had to die because if she and daniel had met it would have been OVER for these bitches

[secretdazedragon]

[fanfictionroxs]

Daniel working on his laptop ignoring Louis/Armand fighting in the background like the perfect child of divorce lmfao. Reminds me of Claudia writing in her diary ignoring Louis/Lestat arguing lmaaooooo

Who's the band aid for a shitty marriage now huh Danny baby?

[moondustinfj]

@iloustat

Sorry i had like 5 minutes but i had to

[brian-kinney-apologist]

[dimorisik]

I like to think loustat's little quirks as companions are unique. like louis tells other vampires how they share a coffin to sleep and how their hearts synchronize and he goes you know all those normal companion things and other vamps are just 🤨normal for who🤨 we don't do that 🤨