#it's a shitpost. technically. I guess

[patchesotron-art]

The so-far-unanimous yes vote is good enough for me. Here ya go~

[eggsistential-breakdown]

Curly should've killed J*mmy this, Swansea should have killed J*mmy that,

Anya should have gotten to Brokenstar his ass

Bonuses:

Jackshit mouthwashing first human in the dark forest (warrior cat hell)

Edit: part 2 jotulism gets mauled by wcwiwc (warrior cat women in war crimes) in warrior cat hell

[youreturnhome]

they are a polycule. to me

[kapacb413]

isn't this literally how canto 8 went

[arch-angel-o]

Well this definitely didn't take me a long time but alas, more stuff based on my gameplay

I watched Leshy run through the whole cult grounds in slowmo to fight with Narinder, truly loving his dedication

[ttnrrd]

I can't get this green FREAK out of my head /affectionate

[dammit-tazmuir]

Reasons I do think Mercymorn is genuinely one of the most visually stunning people in the TLT universe, has been at least top 5 for 10,000 years, and was also crazy hot (if on a more normal scale) pre-Resurrection:

A lot of Mercy's lines do revolve around looks and formalities and appearances. ("And it's ugly of you to call him that" etc.) It's something she puts a lot of thought and likely effort into. She says she's "not wearing the right dress" for the fancy dinner party (itself showing concern for appearance), and Augustine insists the dress she already just happened to be wearing casually was perfect as-is, implying she often dresses really nice. -

We know flesh magic can be used to alter one's appearance, including longterm, based on things like Ianthe cursing Harrow to ceaseless haircuts. Mercy is the single greatest master specialist of flesh magic who has ever existed, frankly above even John, at least in skill even if not in scale, and "no signs of age touched those eyes", etc. -

The above is a good candidate for exactly what "animaphilia" as a school is, which makes Mercy calling Ianthe "one of those animaphiliacs" and being an overwhelming hypocrite about it extremely funny. -

Harrow, or Gideon narrating Harrow's perception, does think Mercy's eyes, terrifying and cruel as they are, are also dreamy and beautiful. -

Being a woman in STEM for so long sucks. But imagine being one of the 21st century's foremost medical specialists, to a point that no one alive can do what you do, and also you're conventionally hot as hell. Not even always heels and makeup or anything, though sometimes that, but partly just the kind of looks that make even an overworked mess a hot overworked mess. Imagine the kind of attention she'd command, wanted and unwanted. Imagine the level of spite and condescension involved when she does bother putting effort into it, the level of "look upon me and cry, but if you get near me I will rip your nuts off and feed them to you." The intimidation factor she could manage. Imagine this energy being cultivated all through high school, uni, med school, and years working in medical research before she ever met the cryo team. Imagine the cryo project being the BEST group she ever worked with longterm. Like. Do you see the vision. Can you see that kind of background extra feeding into why she's Like This. Do you feel me.

[your-unfriendlyghost]

if pony had instagram

inspo + better quality pic lol:

Pretty outta character I know but it was funny so who gives a damn

(Low-key inspired by @mister-mickey’s outsiders twitter series, which is hilarious and you should definitely check it out. His takes on the characters are fantastic lol)

(If it ain’t clear, Johnny’s not about to stab Ponyboy he’s just freaking out about the camera and also the fact that he just killed someone!)

[superkirbylover]

new noise dropped. his name is the quoise and is like chuck quizmo

[zenless-zideblog-zero]

[coern-art-very-cool-and-nice]

hormone replacement therapy

[monotonedongs]

Cursed thoughts ahoy!

Was thinking about if Cyclonus went to a check up for his carrying stage after they find out late that something is up. Ratchet would check and confirm that huh yeah indeed Cyclonus is carrying and then go on into listing up things he’ll need to start minding and making sure he gets because of the sparkling. But then Tailgate starts rambling and elaborating way too much that no need to worry regarding trans fluid at least because he’s been giving Cyclonus lots!!! And there’s more where it’s coming from!

While Cyclonus sits there mortified with embarrassment wanting to sink through the medical berth. Is it possible to offline from embarrassment?

[fynnlink]

Sora continuing the Garmadon tradition of getting shipped / having chemistry with their enemies.

Sora truly follows Lloyd's footsteps because Jordana has both the wolf aesthetic and the villain part from both Harumi and Akita.

[falling-through-a-trapdoor]

[kapacb413]

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[onesunofagun]

Drinking Ganondorf soup while I'm sick because it's good for my soul;