#it's a zoo in here

[zooophagous]

The people newly following me for my hideous pet fish may be delighted to know I have a whole smorgasbord of little imbeciles in my house besides fish.

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #85

When the Justice League hears about a new branch of government that believes ghosts are not sapient or sentient they of course decide that they want to evaluate this themselves so they go to Amity Park. Unfortunately ghosts can’t speak normally to humans it sounds like a fork in a garbage disposal to a human.

Danny’s friends weren’t around for the accident as they both had family emergencies at the time. No one knows and more troubling for him is the Justice league keeps stepping on his territory with different sets of hero’s trying to talk to him, he doesn’t because he knows they won’t be able to understand him. That changes when they start sending bats and a one Red Hood can understand him.

[teafromthemicrowave]

Elias Buchard is an eldritch zookeeper

[beaft]

picked up some extra shifts at the cafe before i move because i need cashmoney and i am rapidly remembering why i quit

[ragingbullmode]

im seeing very little coverage (at least on here) about how moo dengs popularity on the internet is leading to her being harassed at the zoo as well as how the khao kheow open zoo has a history of multiple cases of animal abuse for sake of entertainment (tw for the last link specifically- its a video that begins with a few seconds of moo dengs image but shows a baby elephant being stabbed & swat with a stick by a keeper for ‘discipline’).

while im glad that moo deng IS bringing awareness & a new love for pigmy hippos (which have a dwindling suggested 2000-3000 number population in the wild), i think we should also take into account that not all zoos/animal sanctuaries take the best interests of the animals they are supposed to care for to heart- especially ones that put more of a focus on entertaining tourists than caring for their animals.

[mariana-oconnor]

Sometimes you'll be reading a fic set in the UK and then they talk about seeing a raccoon and you have to take a second to just blink and work out how to accept that before you keep reading.

[batty-pham]

DPxDC drabble

- Dead rat -

Danny wasn't sure he remembered what warmth felt like anymore.

Ice settled into his bones, his very core.

He relished when he could feel the faint impressions of warmth from outside, from the sun, a hug, a hot plate of non lethal food.

There wasn't any warmth here.

The buzzing florescent lights were no replacement for sunshine, no one was able to touch him through the glass, the food they gave him were cold mounds of grey... something.

Danny curled in on himself in the corner of the room as he glared at the scientists watching him through the glass.

He was nothing but an animal to them.

A project.

He wanted to escape, to be free, but he had lost a lot of ectoplasm before he ended up with them. He was drained and they were keeping him even more drained.

He was running.

He wasn't sure where he was going.

He just needed to get away.

And they found him.

God he is such a fuck up.

If he hadn't let it slip to his parents who he is- what he is, he wouldn't be here. He would be at home. With Tucker and Sam. With Jazz.

Not... wherever here is without any ectoplasm to heal his wounds.

His head snapped up from his knees when the door to his pristine white cell opened.

A man in a suit walked in, immediately flanked by what appeared to be body guards who eyed Danny with caution.

"I do apologize for the treatment of you so far, but I do believe we can make sure you have better... arrangements in the future. As long as the two of us are at an... understanding."

Danny stared at him in silence for a moment, h opened his mouth to speak, his brows furrowing when it took a moment to get his vocal chords to work, and when they did, they were scratchy from disuse. "Understanding?"

"yes, as I see it I can help you, and you can help me. In exchange I can get you out of this dingy little room and into a much better one, a proper bed and everything."

Danny's eyes narrowed "who are you?"

The man grinned, offering a hand to help the thin and fragile looking boy up, thinking that he had agreed. In his mind, who wouldn't? "Lex Luther."

Danny, using what little strength he had left, smacked his hand away, "not the first billionaire to offer that fruitloop." He hissed.

Danny didn't watch him as he stormed out, but he heard each and every footstep banging against his skull. Danny stared at his hand, wishing the warmth from the hardly a second of contact lingered a little bit longer.

[get-cersie-an-elephant]

Sword go brr

[k9offline]

being nonhuman kinda feels like zoochosis in a way,,, like an animal raised in captivity in a non suitable enviroment who would never survive in the wild pacing around in circles for hours on end because they know it just isnt right

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Also, folk, I should reiterate: if I get something wrong about accessibility or leave details of a facility out? I 110% want you to tell me in whatever way is comfortable for you.

I’m not the expert here - I can only speak to my disability and my experience. I just happen to have the time and ability to do the thing for this project. So please, consider this an invitation to ask questions, add more detail, or give me a heads up something is incorrect.

[scookart]

Zoo-ika is here!

It's a little suika-like I made with my friend, @mayakern! You can play it now on itch.io! Play it in your browser (mobile supported!!) or download it for windows.

Have fun, y'all~

[pcktknife]

PRAYING MANTIS IN MY HOUSE

[martyrofacrimescene]

Shoutout to literally all objectums ever. Shoutout to objectums attracted to "weird" objects. Shoutout to objectums attracted to objects or structures that no longer exist. Shoutout to objectums who are sexually attracted to objects and shoutout to those who aren't. Shoutout to objectums who're comfortable with the term objectophilia. Shoutout to platonic objectums. Shoutout to questioning objectums. Shoutout to objectums attracted to unattainable objects. Shoutout to objectums who have been in my asks sharing their joy. Shoutout to objectum artists. Shoutout to conceptums.

[menheim]

𝗥𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗿𝘁 𝗜𝗿𝘄𝗶𝗻

[korrasamibottles]

The dreaded Executive Dysfunction + Workload Doublestrike

[fisheito]

emotional support wolf meets too-shy-to-live sneetah