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I love talking about my health with my parents it's always like "why don't you exercise more? You could just take a walk even if its a short one."

"I have two dogs and I walk them every day, several times a day, going at least a couple blocks each time. We go out an absolute bare minimum of 3 times rain or shine."

"Oh."

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If you do more bats may I request a (mtf trans) hammerhead bat rocking the Marilyn Monroe?

Also if you do bat postcards I will absolutely buy a set... Or fridge magnets.

That sounds incredible and yes I can do that. I was trying to figure out how I'd want to do a hammerhead bat because they're too weird and fun not to include

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One more bat. Shes a flapper! Get it? This model is a Honduran white bat, doing the Charleston like its going outta style.

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You’re such a good pet parent

I appreciate it anon. I try my best, I don't always succeed.

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Poor little nervous girl. Putting in more cat furniture has helped her a bit, but she's still very shy lately. I'm not sure how to help her, so I've decided to move the reptiles out of the spare room and turn that room into Cheza's room so she can decompress for a while and reintegrate at her own speed

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Das Apokalyptische Weib. Matthias Gerung, ca.1532

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"Trump SLAMMED by Tim Walz in new Twitter post, GOP CRUSHED By Newsome in new rant!"

Bitch I don't care call me back when the thing slamming him is a Ford 5150

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tangentially related, got new neighbors as well and man they've been there for a week and already started just littering small trash around. like man... anyway fuck new neighbors

I really took my old neighbors for granted. They were over the road truckers and were home like 4 days a month. And quiet when they were home. Miss em already.

At least every other neighbor on the bloc is cool.

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My new neighbors had a loud party that ended with arguing last night, and as I was taking my dogs out I heard a few of them shouting something I couldn't hear about "those dogs." Didn't ask, didn't feel like talking to them. My dogs are friendly but sometimes I do like to wonder about the rare benefits of having a face eater breed.

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Climax of Weapons (2025)

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I want to do some drawings for my favorite celebrity cats especially Pyaari and Gumbus

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Weird shit happened at the doctor's office today.

So I go in and meet a nurse who checks me in. She takes my weight, my blood oxygen with a finger clip device, and my temperature.

She does not take my blood pressure. I know this because I'm paying attention, and ruling out hypertension is half the reason I came in at all.

The doctor comes in, orders some labs and asks if I need anything else. I tell her blood pressure. She looks surprised because the nurse already input my blood pressure numbers. I tell her no, I never got the cuff, she didn't listen with a stethoscope, so unless the finger clip device takes blood pressure as well she didn't do it.

At this point I'm a little pissed because why the Hell are you guessing at blood pressure when it takes 2 minutes to do and is sort of a really bad thing to overlook. So we take my blood pressure. The weird thing is?

The nurse was right. The numbers she input seemingly at random were spot on. She either got super lucky or is some kind of psychic empath who can tell your blood pressure by looking at you.

Blood pressure was normal btw.

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Getting mauled all the way dead by my pet wolf

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I ain't even seen this show and have a net zero opinion on it but I do love a good rant

idk why but there is something unusually funny to me about Will Wood using social media extremely sparingly but making an exception to post this long ass rant about how much he hates the Netflix Wednesday show on his youtube community page

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hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

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Blood Moon

Prints

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Found out my eyeball spot isn't surgery worthy. Apparently it's from some manner of inflammation and I have to go get checked out for high blood pressure. Last I was checked my blood pressure was normal so maybe its a response to how smoky and shitty the air is here. Regardless I've been told to hurry up and wait and it will resolve on its own.