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evilkitten3 · 10 months ago

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au where after shisui rips his eye out, stuffs it in a crow, and steps off the cliff, itachi instinctively uses the shunshin to catch him. now they're both alive and nobody has a mangekyou except danzou so they have to like actually deal with their problems and shit

#naruto #naruto shippuden #i'm going with the itachi shinden version of how the crow got it which is admittedly a book i haven't read but w/e #uchiha itachi #uchiha shisui #shimura danzou #sharingan crow #itachi: holy shit shisui!#shisui: dude wtf i was trying to kill myself??#itachi: WHY DID YOU THINK I WOULDN'T STOP YOU????#shisui: I'M TRYING TO GIVE YOU THE MANGEKYOU IDIOT #itachi: HOW WOULD THAT IMPROVE OUR SITUATION IT DIDN'T WORK FOR YOU WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT POWERS I'D HAVE #shisui: oh yeah good point. whew dodged a bullet there thanks itachi. where'd that crow go #itachi: it flew away. it's a bird #shisui: it was supposed to follow you around #itachi: well clearly it's not fucking doing that now is it #shisui: ok so uh itachi i may have some bad news #itachi; we're going to be unable to avert a civil war?#shisui: no. worse #itachi: what's worse????#shisui: you're going to have to actually talk to your father #itachi: ....#shisui: look man i know it's tough but-#itachi: that was. that was an option??#shisui: .......ok dodged two bullets. btw do you think we can convince the clan my eyes just did that #itachi: no #(obito has the crow. if anyone was wondering. you just gave him kotoamatsukami you fucking losers)

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