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[gordonfreemanreal]

i've been obsessed with this ask blog. it's so good. go follow @the-lambda-archives-ai PLSSSSSSSS I'M CRAZY ABT IT LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MANNN

(also a funny doodle based on an ask i sent LOL)

[gordonfreemanreal]

i think this one counts too. he seems to be making a direct reference to it, anyway.

Can’t stop thinking about how scout seemed pretty aware that spy is his dad, actually.

Like this clearly reads like he’s aware of the idea at least, right. In denial, sure, but definitely aware. also this on top of the scene where Sniper urges Spy to tell scout The Thing before scout dies, and the fact that heavy clearly seems to know? How bad was Spy at hiding this? Because this does not seem a situation in his favor. your dumbass is showing sir

I’m fully of the belief that the whole team knows (and he’s aware that they all know, except Scout. He doesn’t have any idea about that. Because it’s funny to me.)

[gordonfreemanreal]

just saw a post that said 'billford haters who were here before book of bill dropped we need to unionize' my brother in christ i'm putting my hand on ur shoulder you do Not want that. I'm warning you before the finger on the monkey's paw fucking curls dude. most of the old billford haters want bipper to happen and love incest. yall do NOT want to align urselves with those freaks

listen. everyone can dislike a ship but it absolutely baffles me when people dislike an actually interesting relationship that is absolutely Integral to the story and is actually rlly interesting. something something everyone's abt toxic yaoi until it's actually toxic. fake fans

[gordonfreemanreal]

i have seen so much antisemitism in the GF fandom and i think it's in large part because people ignore the fact that ford and stan are jewish....like i literally came across a post on here AND on tiktok of ford getting a PRISON NUMBER tattooed on him. which is fucked up if you use ur brain. please everyone be normal forever

[gordonfreemanreal]

[gordonfreemanreal]

WE ARE LOSING BY A FIVE. VOTE DIFFERENCE

TUMBLR'S SEXIEST OC: THE FINAL ROUND

24 entered. Only three remain.

Elijah King, a genderfluid singer straight from the battlefield of Mann Co.

Barbatos, a bat demon and one of the 72 demons of the Ars Goetia

and Willow Ight, handywoman mechanic with a steampunk flair.

So... for the final time...

CHOOSE.

[gordonfreemanreal]

My girls...they have been officially added to the @tf2occontest !!!

Say hello to the Assistant class: Eli and Egon!!

Do you love girls?? Masc girls, fem girls, girls with unsettling smiles and glowing eyes!??!?!

Then you should vote for them!! In the tourney!! Yeah!!

[gordonfreemanreal]

ART!!! FIGHT!!! YEAAAAAHH!!! TEAM FOSSIL BABEYYY

ATTACK IF YOU DARE...

[gordonfreemanreal]

you get nowhere being politically pessimistic. it's now important more than ever to vote blue. i'm so serious idgaf if you hate biden or if ur anxious abt the election if you fuckers don't vote out trump the blood of not just our country, but literally the Entire fucking world is on your hands. go and vote you fucking idiots

[gordonfreemanreal]

a normal one indeed. lol

Christ, someone’s having a normal one on CombineOverwiki today.

[gordonfreemanreal]

dave doodles! hes stupid i like him

[gordonfreemanreal]

okay so im gonna ramble a bit but probably not that much but tldr all the homestuck timetravel is bullshit and giving me a headache but thats ok because i love the characters a lot

(edit i just realized how long this is so im putting it under a readmore ur welcome)

okay so like i said the timetravel stuff is SO CONFUSING!!! why do all the trolls do the time trolling bullshit in different ways i Cannot keep up. whagever. i really like karkat and tavros and terezi and kanaya (my partner told me their names because i cant be assed to remember their handles)

i really love the beta kids so much they're so cutesit and i love their friendship they make me smile. i got a little emo when john was remembering dave's letter to him for his bday and decided to listen 2 him. snifflessss theyre FRIENDSSSS THEYRE FRIENDS!! they tust eachother

also even though the time bs is confusing i do like davesprite a lot. but also i like dave a lot so. unsurprising.

also i can feel this thing taking root in my brain. like. i know i have befriended a lot of ex-homestuck or current homestuck fans that probably affected the way i type but WOW IT IS ON FULLY FUCKIN DISPLAY HERE HUH.

also my ex totally used to kinda kintype as tavros and that affected the way i type so. go figure. but i dont really type like that anymore so. thats good

im getting wholly off track but thats ok. voiceacting with my partner is so fun and it makes the experience ten BILLION times better i prommy do this with your loved ones. or dont because this shit takes months to get thru apparantly. unfortunately you all Will be hearing more from me abt homestuck because its brainworms are taking root in my skull. or brain whatever

even the intermission was kinda fun even if it was a little boring...but it was important apparantly so. it ok. i liked doing a fucking shitty trans atlantic accent the whole time for narration.

also im probably not going to class today because i stayed up reading homestuck LOLLLL thats ok tho i can still get work done from home

WAIT I FORGOT TO MENTION terezi trying to kill (and also kinda of succeeding at) killing john was nuts. but also i think she felt bad abt it so its ok ?? its hard to get a read on some of the characters cause im terrible at reading sarcasm and knowing when someones insincere...

its ok thats why i have my partner the homestuck master to tell me whats going on

sorry this liveblog is kind of a mess im just rambling what im thinkin and im not going back and editing stuff because it is 7:30 am at the time of writing this section

also homestuck is super gay i like that. i didnt expect it to come to early on but i must give it props. for 2010 its surprisingly progressive even if the characters are saying the r slur like every 5 pages. product of its time i suppose..

also its cool seeing earlier toby fox works i love thatguy hes cool deltarune tomorrow or whatever. anyways uhh we stopped at like where dave just got to his medium and john is farting around on his cool jet pack so. if this wall of text was not sufficient and u want 2 ask me my thoughts on the stuff thats come up thus far send me a message or an ask or whatever ok i love you all.

peas

[gordonfreemanreal]

okay so i had a thought. what if her shirt+skirt was just a rlly long shirt she used as a dress and secured it with a belt around her waist... also she has curly hair but straightens it because she thinks it makes her look Cooler

[gordonfreemanreal]

read the first 200 pages of homestuck for the first time. they're doing some cocomelon shit to that egbert baby

it's rlly funny to me that they're just doing some sims shit to him and it's like. kind of normal. she extended his real life room and thats normal. his toilet is next to his swing set. normal. but meteor coming for his house??? not normal. freakish.

Also my partner says i am probably gonna end up kinning dave/that i act/speak a lot like him and i cant rlly argue w that

i forgot to mention im reading homestuck w them i like my partner. we're doing funny voices as we go along. we're gonna do like. 200 pages per session or smthn like that

its crazy how much of homestuck has been ruined purely by the fandom/crazy ex-fans of it (people i used to fw and dont anymore for various reasons). like 2 the point where it's taken me like almost two years of knowing my partner to get used to the idea of reading it. but now im doing it and im enjoying myself. 100% would enjoy this at least 5 times less if i was reading it by myself. i dont know how to pronounce half of the fuckin words tho.hell world

anywayz cant wait for the next sesh ill update u guys then

[gordonfreemanreal]

hello tf2 tumblr how are we feeling. are we feeling normal

[gordonfreemanreal]

yay artfight!! go team stardust!!!!!! (this is my first year...scary)