#jake seb

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Hi dirk

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

The Velveteen Rabbit, or, How Toys Become Real

[alphasesh]

they tried their best, guys

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[lobster-lover]

homestuck so fun when you dont have a bitch in your ear telling you its cringe

[badlydrawnmspareader]

HAPPY 4/13

This was a really fun project and even if im not that active anymore i LOVE this community

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[sebsxphia]

poly!squad when reader uses their safe word ? i know they’d all be caring for sure but i just come up with any ideas hope you can come up with some because all i can think of is that they’d be very sweet and attentive but try not to crowd you because your so tired . thank you Seb !!

￫ warnings: use of safe words, mentions of dom drop, sub drop and fluff.

￫ authors notes: they would be so sweet and so attentive 🥺 i hope you enjoy this lil’ drabble! i’ve been struggling a bit with writing, so i hope this is still okay 🫶🏻

you were overstimulated to the point where it was overwhelming. when you meekly murmured out your safe word, jake who was towering above you came to an immediate stop.

you were all aware of the safe word and would stop at a pin drop. even when your voice was so quiet over the sound of gasping moans, the vibrator and the sound of skin on skin.

“oh, hey, hey, sweets! it’s alright, it’s alright. m’ here.” jake cooed as he towered above you. his hand reached out to gently caress your cheek and you nuzzled in closer to his grounding touch.

your body was trembling and your lungs were heaving, but he quickly asked natasha for some water. she fetched you all something to drink and pulled up the soft blankets that were stored under the bed. these particular blankets were good for these scenarios, for when you were all feeling too hot for a thick duvet.

bob gently took to caring for jake, to help him come down from his own high and avoid any dom drop.

after natasha had handed out the blankets and was happy that everyone had an appropriate amount of water, she gently helped you take little sips.

before you had called out your safe word, bradley was lying next to you, with natasha settled between his thighs.

after you said the word, you had instinctively curled up into bradley. his broad forearms cradled around you, as he sat up against the headboard and guided you up to prop yourself against his chest.

“hey, bunny.” natasha’s voice was guiding and soft. “take some little sips for me, okay? you’re doing so well. we’re all so proud of you, sweet dove.”

“really?” you peeked out from under bradley’s arms to look at them both.

“yes, darling. you absolutely did the right thing. s’ proud of you, bunny.” bradley chimed in to reassure you with a kiss to your forehead. jake and bob continued to provide you with the same level of reassurance, as jake lay against bob’s chest.

natasha attempted to pull one of the soft blankets around you, but you shrugged it off with a whine and you buried yourself deeper into bradley’s chest.

“no, no. too hot.” you whined meekly in protest.

bradley shot natasha an agreeable look. he could feel how warm you were against his already burning chest. the overstimulation had caused you to flush up and he could tell how your body was beginning to shut down from exhaustion. the blanket was there for bradley to wrap around you, when he felt your body coming down and cooling off.

“they’re alright, sweetheart. i promise, i’ve got them.” bradley cradled natasha’s cheek and brought her in for a soft kiss, before placing another flurry of kisses to your forehead.

they both agreed with a silent look that you needed space. they’re all sweet and attentive when you need it, but they know when you’re tired and they try not to over crowd you.

[pyramidsandneon]

Upcoming minis bag!!

They'll each be abt 4cm/1.5in, and will come in a small bag for you to shake em up and pick one out at random for divination!! I'm also working on writing a mini booklet to help you interpret the cards with ease!!

[bluescribble]

day 21 - chains

[cadeska85]

Homestuck doodles:

[jakesebb]

Meet me under the pier 🤘🏽

Manahattan Beach, CA

Photo by @JakeSebb

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Carne Vale

Album: Cherubim Composer: Malcom Brown Leitmotifs: Stellarum Salve, English, Eternity Served Cold Characters: Caliborn, June Egbert, Lil Seb, Aranea Serket, Gamzee Makara, The Condesce, Kanaya Maryam, Karkat Vantas, Rose Lalonde, Roxy Lalonde, Dave Strider, Bec Noir, Peregrine Mendicant, Jane Crocker, Jake English, Terezi Pyrope

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[S] GAME OVER.

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

hal should become a real boy and also a rabbit (prototyped with the piece of the bunny in lil seb) and also a sylph of mind send tweet

[tournamentstuck]

Lets kick this blog off with a narrowed scope popularity poll !!

! Favorite Character Who Survived Homestuck Tournament !

This is a masterpost for the tournament! I will be linking each individual poll underneath as the tournament goes on.

Propaganda is welcomed and encouraged! I will reblog any and all that comes my way.

Spoiler warning: This is a tournament that is all about the end of the comic so if you havent gotten there yet then, go read homestuck !! Winner: Jade Harley !

Final Rounds:

Terezi VS Jade

Roxy VS WV (battle for bronze)

Semi Finals: Roxy VS Terezi

Jade VS WV

Round Three:

Roxy VS Karkat

Jade VS Casey

WV VS Calliope

Terezi VS Kanaya

Round Two:

WV VS Nanasprite (PRC) Calliope VS MSPA Reader Aradia VS Roxy Jack Noir (Beta Session) VS Karkat Terezi VS Dad Crocker Kanaya VS Rose Nanasprite(PRC) VS Jade Casey VS PM

Round One: John VS Aradia Roxy VS Jake Lil Seb VS Jack Noir (Beta Session) Karkat VS Dave Terezi VS Jane Crowbar VS Dad Crocker Vriska VS Kanaya Rose VS Sollux Ms. Paint VS Nanasprite(PRC) Dirk VS Jade Casey VS Lord English Jasprose VS PM WV VS Davepeta Nanasprite(PRC) VS Caliborn Calliope VS Gcatavrosprite MSPA Reader VS Swifer Eggmop

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kricket please i had this thoight and i just know you’ll understand it

dad’s best friend, jake seresin. OR! best friend’s dad, jake seresin.

i meannnnnnnnnnn

SEB MY BELOVED ❤️❤️ this has been sitting in my inbox for… way too long and I am SO SO SORRY that it’s taken me so long to get around to answering it 😭 (truthfully I started writing something for it and completely forgot about it, and just found it while going through my drafts today haha 🙈😭😭) BUT today is also your birthday, so what better time for me to finally finish this hehe ��

AAAAAAAAAAAH OK

I had to go with dad’s best friend Jake, because I just feel like he would be the biggest tease, and he’d be so smug when he sees the affect he has on you.

Maybe you’re just back from college, and Jake has always known you’ve had a bit of a crush on him since he moved into the neighborhood a few years ago and befriended your father. He could see the way you’d always blush and stumble over your words whenever he’d so much as say hi to you when he was hanging around the house with your dad. The way your leg would bounce nervously under the table and you’d go quiet when your parents would seat him next to you when they’d have him over for dinners.

But now you’re older, a little more confident— and sure he still makes you blush, but now you’re not so afraid to be a bit bolder when it comes to your dad’s best friend. And you make it your mission to make him just as flustered.

Wearing your cutest, more risqué outfits whenever you know he’s going to be around. Going for a swim when you know Jake is coming over to help your dad out back with some yard work and lying out in the sun on a lounge chair in a pretty little bikini, your body on display just for him, glistening as water droplets glide across your smooth skin.

Leaning over him and brushing your arm against his when you go to reach for something at the dinner table. Relishing in the way Jake’s hungry eyes follow your every move no matter how hard he tries to fight it, that strong jaw of his that you’ve always wondered what it’d feel like to press little kisses to, clenching along with his fists anytime you brush past him. His cheeks still going a bit red despite the cocky smirk that fights to grow on his lips whenever you catch him staring.

It’s only when your parents are away for the weekend to celebrate their anniversary that something finally happens between you and Jake. Your dad asked him to check in on you while they’re away, and when you answer the door to in a too-big t-shirt that reaches your mid thighs and makes it hard for him to tell if you’re wearing shorts underneath it, face free of any makeup and showing off your natural beauty, hair in a messy bun with loose tendrils beautifully framing your face— looking absolutely irresistible and offering him a beer, Jake knows that he’s a goner.

You bring Jake his beer and tell him that you were just watching a movie and he’s welcome to join. The tension between the two of you is palpable as you silently watch the movie, nothing but the sounds of your quiet breaths and the movie playing on tv filling the room.

This is the first time you’ve ever been truly alone with him and Jake can see your confidence wavering as you sit on opposite ends of the couch, watching your leg bounce nervously as you try to your hardest to focus on the tv screen and not on him.

You jump when you feel a warm hand cover your knee to stop your fidgeting, looking down at it before turning your gaze towards Jake and seeing that signature, devilish smirk on his lips that never fails to make your cheeks feel hot.

“You nervous about something, honey?”

There’s a teasing lilt to his voice, your too-quick squeak of NO and the way you wince at yourself afterward telling Jake otherwise and only make that grin of his grow wider.

“C’mere, sweets.” His big hand glides up from your knee to your thigh, leaving goosebumps in its wake as Jake helps to guide you closer and closer to him until you’re hovering over his lap, your hands coming to rest on his broad shoulders.

“You want this, darlin’?” His face is serious as he searches yours for any hint of hesitation, fingers brushing across the smooth skin of your cheek and causing you to whimper as you lean into his gentle touch.

“Yes, I want it— want you, Jake.”

His large hands trail down the length of your sides and you can feel the warmth of them through the thin fabric of your t-shirt as they wrap around your waist, pulling you down securely onto his lap.

Leaving you breathless as his signature cockiness returns, smirk taking over his face and mirth in those pretty, hooded green eyes as Jake leans in to whisper,

“Oh I know you do, honey.”

One hand cradling the back of your head, the other tenderly squeezes at your waist and pulls you flush against his chest as Jake pulls you in for a bruising kiss. The movie long-forgotten, this is just the beginning of a not-nearly long enough weekend spent learning each other’s bodies, figuring out what makes the other tick and fall apart, with Jake taking you on nearly every surface of your parents’ house and making you feel oh so good.

hehe thank you so much for this delicious thot, my love! I hope you enjoy this little birthday present from me 🥹 happy birthday babey, ilysm! 🥰😘💐💜💕💜💕💜

everyone go wish @sebsxphia a happy birthday <3

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@simsandchesscrossover

My name is CDOCRS01, which is short for Cognitive Development and Offensive Capability Robotic Structure, but Jake calls me Brobot. In appearance, I am a sixteen-year-old boy of average height and weight, which means that I am 70 inches tall and weigh 145 pounds. In actuality, I am seven months old.

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warnings: Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category:  Gen

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Brobot & Jake English, Brobot & Dave Strider, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal & Brobot, Past Jake English/Dirk Strider - Relationship

Characters: Brobot (Homestuck), Jake English, Dave Strider, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal, Sawtooth (Homestuck), Squarewave (Homestuck), Lil Sebastian (Homestuck), Dirk (Not there but haunting the narrative)

Additional Tags: Ambiguous/Open Ending, Robot Feels, Major Character Undeath, Suicide Attempt, mentioned csa, to be clear: no actual csa

An entrant in the Homestuck Fan Author Coalition's January 2025 Competition: Bard. 

Awards:

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This is my fave character for t00lbs life. I guess lol. No one’s gunna care anout these xD back to yugioh tomorrow i swear xD

If you wanna see his bf and the first attempt i made at redrawing these ancient characters, check before the cut lol

These 2 pics are roughly 12-13 hears apart.