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"I'm Just a Bartender" - Luke Hughes Imagine

A/N: Welcome to my blog. It's been years since I've last written an imagine. I had major writer's block and personal issues going on. I'm back but I don't really know for how long. Pairing: Luke Hughes x afab!reader Warnings: insecurities about self-esteem, ...

"Yo, [Y/N]! Pass me the prosecco please!", you heard your co-worker Trent shout to you. You quickly passed him the bottle while finishing the drink you were preparing for the customer in front of you.

Suddenly you heard a few shouts coming in from the direction of the door. You had the subconscious reaction to roll your eyes. Trent laughed at you because he knew why. Some NHL players whom are regulars at the bar you work at. You lowkey despised them because they were always rowdy and would stay late if they didn't have practice in the morning. Which annoyed you, a lot - especially when you wanted to be home on time for your cat, Oreo.

Your little fluffball has terrible separation anxiety after being left for dead on the street before you saved him. After a few weeks he got to know your schedule and when you would come home late he would ignore you for a couple of days. You, of course didn't want that because he wouldn't eat the food you'd serve him. Such a stubborn little kitten you had.

When you looked at the stampede of hockey players - one stuck out like a sore thumb like always, Luke Hughes. With his 6'2" stature, you were able to pick him out of every type of crowd that frequented the bar. His good looks definitely had nothing to do with it. Definitely not. You undoubtedly didn't have a little teeny tiny crush on him because of his beautiful hazel(?) eyes or his nice smile or possibly not because of his charismatic but nerdy aura he gives off every time he orders. Because you know, Trent certainly hasn't hinted to you that he only wants to order with you when you're working. You would roll your eyes every damn time Trent would mention it. You'd think someone like Luke Hughes would be into someone ordinary like you. You had no special or striking features that would make men drop their jaws to the floor. You don't have an extraordinary body like the models you see on TV or in magazines. You were regular old Plain Jane. You were also 'definitely' not insecure about your body and/or face. You were just a Bartender, doing your job every time you had to come in.

"Hey, [Y/N]! It's always lovely to see you working.", you heard one curly headed guy say to you. You looked up to see Luke, of course, you would recognize his voice everywhere. "Hey Luke, totally not long time no see.", you said with a chuckle. Luke and his teammates, but certainly his brother Jack would frequent the bar a lot. Especially because you offered a place to dine as well - the food was good but surely not that good. You tried it some time and it did not sit well with your stomach and intestines. Maybe it was a wrong batch that time. He chuckled as well and winked at you. "Can I... get 8 beers and 3 soda waters, please?", he asked while turning around and counting the heads of his teammates. "Sure, will be coming right up.", you put in his order, stuck out your hand for his card and you quickly felt his hand brushing yours while he put his card in your palm. You felt a little shiver going down your spine when he did that. He definitely saw you do it because he gave you a small smile. Your cheeks blushed a little red but you quickly turned around hopeful he didn't see it.

When you were done with his order you put it on a tray so he could take it back to his table. As you handed him the tray his hand would brush yours yet again. You'd think it would've been on purpose and as you looked him in the face - that just confirmed it because he was smirking at you. That damn smile. You would always swoon about it, but silently. You gave him a stern look but it just made him smile more at you. As he turned around to finally go back to his table you let out a visible sigh, slumping down your shoulders. Which made your co-worker Trent turn towards you. "Was the little shit flirting again?", he asked. Even though he would joke about them or tease you about Luke, he had a aversion for hockey players because he got hurt by one and other co-workers had as well. He didn't want you to get hurt but he had an inkling Luke wasn't like those other players, who were well players. He had mentioned that Luke's aura feels like one that is looking for a long-term and steady relationship. He was an empath and all that. You would roll your eyes every time he mentioned it.

The night flew by like nothing. The NHL players were pretty tame tonight, even though they had won their game that had happened the same night. They would always get rowdy and let loose of their worries which would always concern you. But lately they have been calm and just chilling at their booth. You weren't asking for them to be rowdy, you were just appreciating the calm atmosphere going on at the bar. They had ordered a lot of drinks and each time Luke was the one getting the drinks. That too has been a common occurrence going on. Him joining you at the bar, sometimes flirt with you - sometimes use a random pick-up line he definitely asked ChatGPT about. It would make you blush, involuntary giggle or even roll your eyes at him. You wondered were the courage came from because usually he would just be friendly or even quiet when waiting for the drinks.

At the end of the night, pretty close to your closing time. He came up one last time, of course to handle the bill but he also did something else. He asked you out. He did what??? You were wondering if you actually heard him right?

"You said what?", you asked him astonished. He rolled his eyes at you and repeated himself with a chuckle. "I was wondering if you wanted to get some coffee with me some time.", he smiled at you while leaning on the bar you just wiped down. You stayed quiet in shock for almost a minute which made him awkwardly swing from side to side. You shook your head at first before answering. "But, I'm just a bartender.", you said with hesitation. He frowned at you. "What makes you say that?", turning his head down to the side, looking at you like a little puppy. You cleared your throat before answering. "I'm just some girl working here. Of course I have to be nice to you otherwise you wouldn't come back. I'm also just some plain chick from around town.", you said shrugging your shoulders. He frowned just even more which makes him really adorable but you gotta stay serious for the situation going on. "Why are you being like this, [Y/N]?", he asked truthfully. "I've seen you around town, yes. In the grocery store helping some old lady. At the park with your friends enjoying a picnic. I've seen you and I am seeing you right now. You are not just some plain chick or just a bartender. You are a lovely and certainly a pretty girl, I've had my eye on for weeks." He paused for a second, pretty desperately adding the next. "I just want to ask you at to get to know you in a romantic way. So please, go out with me." He added with a sigh, almost flopping down on the bar with his head and shoulders.

You looked at him astonished yet again. "I never would've guessed you feeling like that about me..." But quickly added the next. "And I would love to get to know more about it next Wednesday" This made him perk up at that. You quickly wrote down your number on the receipt he had lying in front of you and handed it to him. He stood up straight and made a little jump when he picked up his receipt which made his brother - you certainly hadn't noticed - holler at Luke. The two of them made their exit, but before the door closed on them, Luke made a quick turnaround and gave you a little wave. You quickly waved back before returning to your closing duties. Trent left an hour before this so you were glad you were alone at the bar. Only left with Chelsea in the back, who was cleaning up the kitchen as your bar's cook.

As you were laying in bed, you suddenly got a message from an unknown number. Guessing it was Luke you opened it.

I'm looking forward to next week! Let me know where you want to go and I'll make some space in my agenda. x Luke

You smiled at the message and quickly typed one back.

I'm looking forward to it as well. I'll think about it tomorrow and will let you know when and where. But the next date it will be definitely your choice! x [Y/N]

You got a next message in only thirty seconds.

Oh so there are already plans for second dates. I like your vision you have going on, keep that going! x Luke

You rolled your eyes, maybe you shouldn't have mentioned it as of now but yet you only dreamed about an opportunity like this.

Goodnight Lukey x [Y/N]

Goodnight Peach. Sweet dreams xx

You liked the nickname he gave you as you turned on your side to finally get some winks in.

[wangxianficfinder]

In the mood for...

May 19th

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1. Hii! For the next itmf I was wondering if anyone had anything with wwx resorting to cannibalism after being thrown in the burial mounds?

🔒 the aftertaste of desperation by moonshine (princemin) (M, 4k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Nightmares, Cannibalism, Corpse Eating, Burial Mounds, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Trauma, Panic Attacks, Vomiting, Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified, welcome to my agenda: let wwx have a breakdown, Additional Warnings In Author's Note)

🔒 Three Months, but One Day Shy by mondengel (M, 1k, Angst, Gore, Cannibalism, Horror, 🔒 PodFic by flamingwell)

🔒 my eyes got used to the darkness by curiositykilled (M, 4k, JC & WWX, JC & WWX & JYL, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Body Horror, Implied Cannibalism, Dehumanization, Sunshot Campaign, YLLZ WWX, Demonic Cultivation, PTSD, Suicidal Thoughts, Ghosts, Disordered Eating, Referenced Animal Abuse, 🔒 PodFic by flamingwell)

a kind of emptiness by ScarlettStorm (E, 11k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Eating Disorders, Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified, Eating Disorder Recovery, low angst, Happy Ending, seriously in spite of the tags this fic is very soft, Tender smut, Frottage, Praise Kink, Additional Warnings In Author’s Note)

💖 the absence of hunger by parsnipit (M, 27k, WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified, Starvation, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Body Worship, Praise Kink, ft. WWX's really fucked up relationship with food, PTSD, Flashbacks, Blood and Injury, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Cannibalism)

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2. Hii! For the next itmf,

A. I was wondering if there are any fics of wangxian during the opium war? Or any fics set in that time period?

B. Concubine wwx who already has children/yuan falling in love lwj? (Who is not the current emperor/king) @songtaegguk

2B)

Red Lotus Blooming at Sunset by janewritesstuff (Jane_de_Plaine) (E, 18k, WangXian, LXC/WWX, LWJ/WWX/LXC, implied LXC / Other(s), Royalty, Historical, Female WWX, Concubine WWX, Harem, Threesome - F/M/M, Porn With Plot, Consensual Infidelity, Voyeurism, Angst with a Happy Ending, extended tags in author's note, Dark LXC) mind the tags

all rivers flow safely to sea by GenerallyBookish (E, 140k, WangXian, WIP, Angst with a Happy Ending, Memory Loss, Mutual Pining, Unrequited Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Royalty, Historical, Historical References, Ancient China, Historical Inaccuracy, Happy Ending, Oblivious WWX, A/B/O, Omega WWX, Alpha LWJ, Soft WangXian, Jealousy, Idiots in Love, Strangers to Lovers, Concubine WWX, Miscommunication, Misunderstandings, Jealous LWJ, Amnesia, Mpreg, Post Mpreg, Fluff and Angst)

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3. ITMF!! Any modern au/college au fics where the ensemble( wwx, nhs, wq, lwj, lxc, jyl , jgy etc) is just one cracky friend group that does dumb shit that likes to fuck around and find out @yesibest

if you ever feel alone, don’t by livinginaworldofnoise (G, 25k, wangxian, Modern, College/University, Texting, group chat au, Fluff, Fluff and Crack, everyone is chaotic but especially wwx, disaster bi wwx, Matchmaking, Bad Matchmaking, maybe a splash of light angst just for fun, the most dumbassery u have ever seen, Mutual Pining, Miscommunication, an unholy amount of miscommunication really, chatfic, now with a bonus valentine’s day chapter, Podfic Available)

Carefully Orchestrated Plans (no strings attached) by Maledictius (T, 101k, WangXian, SongXiao, ChengSang, XuanLi, MianQing, NingYu, Modern AU, Chatting & Messaging, Orchestra, Fluff and Humor, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Gossip)

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4. Hello, love an appreciate what you’re doing it’s amazing. For the next itmf, There was a fic finder that was asking for wangxian Addams family aus, and I read all of the suggestions bc I love Addams family aus, do you know of any more in the same vein?

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5. Hi all I hope you are doing well and recovery fast this is a request for ITMF I’m looking for a fic where lan zhan is the flirt to wei ying and not the other way around ❤️ @red-spacekitten

Our Eyes on the Road by etymologyplayground (E, 22k, WangXian, PWP, Getting Together, Road Trips, Modern, Intimacy, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Humor, Banter, Oral Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Hand Jobs, Car Sex, Hotel Sex, Dirty Talk, Rimming, Coming Untouched, Sexual Tension, Come Eating) #5 is a hard one in that I can't think of fics where Lan Zhan is overtly flirtatious like Wei Ying is, so here are some ones where Lan Zhan is pursuing Wei Ying in his own way lol

gotta get lost (if you wanna be found) by Spodumene (E, 27k, WangXian, Modern, High School via Flashbacks, Compulsory Heterosexuality, Underage Kissing, Identity Porn, Dubcon of the Phoenix Mountain variety, Eventual Smut, Overstimulation, Mild CNC Play, Getting Together, Happy Ending)

Love 'em and leave 'em fast by danegen (E, 23k, WangXian, Modern, Set in America, POV WWX, meet creepy, rough but fairly vanilla sex, Bisexual WWX; LWJ FUCKS, not a coffee shop au, not NOT a coffee shop AU, but a secret third thing that sometimes involves a coffee shop)

🔒 Take my heart by LadyKG (Not rated, 22k, wangxian, Fix-It, WWX POV, Time Travel, WWX is oblivious but not THAT oblivious thank fuck, JC is done with Wifi’s shit, LXC is an angel, but when isn’t he lbh, author is biased because of love for characters)

Back up and dream again by The Silverfish (ZephyrAndTheSilverfish) (T, 3k, WangXian, LXC & LWJ, Fix-It, Time Travel, Fluff, Flirting, Cute, Embarrassed WWX)

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6. Hi, 👋

Itmf

Are there any works where

A) WY parents prepared him for emergency (if they die). May be survival skills or maybe survival kit and alert to a friend.

B) WY parents taught him not to allow others belittle him (abuse)

C) WY parents told him to not become a Jiang disciple

Thank you!

6A)

Forked Path by nirejseki (G, 3k, WWX/WRH, Sect Leader Nie/WRH, WRH & Sect Leader Nie, WWX is more mentioned than appearing, Sir Not Appearing In This Fic, despite it being about him, Canon Divergence, WX Not Raised In the Jiang, Somewhat crack) I'm not sure if this one counts because it's a rare pair (Wen Ruohan/Wei Wuxian) where Cangse Sanren and Wei Changze make a deal with Wen Ruohan for him to take Wei Wuxian in to the Wen Sect if they die, specifically because they don't want him to be raised in the streets or by the Jiang sect.

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7. Hi 👋🏼 Thanks for your amazing work . For the next itmf can you plz recommend some fics where the Jiang Cheng (or both Jiang Siblings) are older than Wei Ying . Like at least a few years, 3 to 5 or more , and they protect him .Preferably a complete work ❤️

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8. itmf some didn't-know-we-were-dating type fics! any where one of wwx or lwj think they're dating or engaged and the other one doesn't know. any manner of we're-just-hanging-out or fwb or it's-just-casual-between-us is good. thanks!

without your new eyes by anaphoricae (E, 66k, WangXian, Modern, Didn't Know They Were Dating, Sexuality Discovery, Self-Discovery, Literal Sleeping Together, (there is so much sleeping in this fic), mentions of WWX/others and LWJ/others, Drunk LWJ, Teacher LWJ, WWX is a… throws dart… computer scientist, No Angst, Jealous WWX, Flirty WWX, Eventual Smut, Bottom LWJ, Fluff, Non-Sexual Intimacy, WWX's Love Language is Physical Touch, Guess what: even more non-sexual sleeping together, the plot of the fic is just… co-sleeping, call it the Nap Fic ™, Podfic Available, WWX isn't so much 'oblivious' as he is wilfully blocking some feelings subconsciously, WWX 'idk how I feel' to 'I'm gonna marry him' pipeline)

so hot you're hurting my feelings by isabilightwood (E, 40k, WangXian, JYL/WQ, Modern, Oblivious LWJ, Didn't Know They Were Dating, no moms were harmed in the making of this fic, mama lan took LQR in the divorce, LWJ Has Friends, all wwx characterization decisions were made to make lwj pine harder for his own boyfriend, Fluff, Eventual Smut, Bottom LWJ, Halloween, WWX's birthday, Sub LWJ, Light Dom/sub, Spanking)

be still, my foolish heart by mirrorofprinces (E, 6k, WangXian, Modern, Friends With Benefits, Friends to Lovers, Pining, Blow Jobs, Shower Sex, Misunderstandings, One innocent rabbit who did nothing wrong, based on a reddit post, Getting Together)

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9. looking for fics where wwx didn't die and was soon made aware of lwj's punishment. wwx going mad about it? sure. wwx nearly wiping out the lans? sure. wwx kidnapping lwj? sure. Any recommendations please

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10. Hi! For the next ITMF post, can you recommend some fics where after wwx gets resurrected by mxy he is in pain and doesn't know what happend and then lwj shows up with the juniors and he's like 'lan zhan, help me' and he falls into his arms. Actually I don't really remember if it's a specific fic or just in the mood for something similar, but thank you for time ♥

🔒 they do not fall to earth by LtLJ (G, 2k, WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, Missing Scene, Episode Related, CQL canon, Canon Compliant, Fluff and Angst)

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11. Hi all! In the mood for post-canon fics with a focus on Wei Wuxian and Jin Ling bonding? Thank you!

singing through the dark by twigofwillow (G, 13k, JL & WWX, WangXian, Post-Canon, Yunmeng bros reconciliation if you squint, angst with a tiny bit of fluff)

Rotten Work by ShanaStoryteller (Not Rated, 63k, WangXian, WWX & JL, Post-Canon, Protective WWX, Protective JL, Yunmeng Bros Reconciliation, Reluctant Matchmaker JL)

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12. Do you know of any wheelchair use wwx that isn't thread of love? Thank you so much mods for being amazing 🩵🩵🩵

How did I end up with this Frozen Heart? by Grace_ShadowWolf (TaubeLePigeon) (T, 53k, WIP, WangXian, Time Travel, Fix-It, PTSD, Angst with a Happy Ending, YP!WWX, twin prides of yunmeng are horrified at the relationship between their future selves, YP!WWX has short hair, Canon Divergence, Self-Indulgent, wangxian get together early, Songfic, JC Bashing, LXC Bashing)

Gentians of Yesterday by KobaltBlu (G, 11k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Paralyzed WWX, Lan WWX)

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13. hi for itmf do you know any fics where wwx knows lwj doesnt love him back? but in the end lwj does love him back. similar to sarah-yyy’s rebuttable presumption verse. thank you sm!

When the Words Stop Coming by mrcformoso (T, 7k, WangXian, Canon Compliant, POV WWX, POV LWJ, Cloud Recesses Study Arc, Pre-Sunshot Campaign, Burial Mounds Settlement Days, Canonical Character Death, Love Confessions, Rejection, LWJ is a Panicked Gay, Temporarily Unrequited Love, Trauma, WangXian Get a Happy Ending, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sad with a Happy Ending)

Blooming You a Garden Inside Me by xxxMiaHikarixxx (G, 66k, WangXian, WIP, Hanahaki Disease, LWJ's inability to understand his feelings, LWJ being a meanie, WWX's first life, Angst, Happy Ending, Pain, Canon Divergence, Fix-It of Sorts, Good Sibling JC, Jiang siblings, One-Sided WWX/WN, Good Friends, everyone loves mr. sunshine, POV Multiple, JC & WWX Talk About Feelings, JZX & WWX Friendship, Good Sibling LXC)

Regret Blossoms by piecrust (G, 7k, WangXian, Hanahaki Disease)

For you by 10thNoNamePerson (T, 17k, WangXian, Cloud Recesses Study Arc, Cloud Recesses Shenanigans, Canon Divergence, No War AU, Teen Wangxian, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Jealous WWX, Soft LWangXian, No Sunshot Campaign)

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14. Hi!! For the next itfm: does anyone have anything with Wei Wuxian getting triggered? I would prefer if it's post canon but everything is fine tbh! Thank you ♡ @menimimimeni

Home, Family; a Safe Feeling by Thinking_of_Wolfie_Fluff (T, 6k, WangXian, LQR & WWX, Bittersweet, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Fluff, Idiots in Love, Gusu Lan Forehead Ribbon, Gusu Lan Sect, Post-Canon, PTSD, Panic Attacks, Soft WangXian, Married WangXian, WWX Loves LWJ, WangXian in Love, WangXian Get a Happy Ending)

hunters seeking solid ground by Attila (E, 23k, WangXian, Canon Compliant, discussion of canon character death, Hurt/Comfort, Nightmares, bed sharing, Getting Together, Yearning, Literal Sleeping Together, Really Excessive Amounts of Hurt/Comfort)

The most dangerous thing is to love by KatAnni (E, 113k, WangXian, Golden Core Reveal, Fix-It, Everybody Lives, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Canon Divergence, Hurt!WWX, Found Family, Implied/Referenced Torture, POV Multiple, Implied/Referenced Cannibalism, Panic Attacks, PTSD, Golden Core Transfer, Golden Core Transfer Fix-it, Medical Procedures, Fainting, Major Character Injury, Blood and Injury, WWX Has a New Golden Core, Asexual JC, homophobia doesn’t exist here, Marriage Proposal, Marriage, Wedding Night, Whump) It's divergent rather than post-canon.

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15. Do you know any fic where, when Wei Wuxian dies, his Golden Core (in JC) vanishes?

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16. heyy admins how are u guys? itmf more longer fics like twelve moons and a fortnight by stiltonbasket? thank you! ❤️

The River Runs Forever by Cerusee (T, 257k, wangxian, JYL & WWX & JC, NHS/JYL, WWX & NHS, character death, BAMF WWX, inventor WWX, sect leader WWX)

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17. I wanted fics where wangxian are killers or partners in crime. It could be every type of fic you know. I just want some where they kill and are loving @quwieiidkd

silhouettes to steal this night by moonsteps (T, 51k, WangXian, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Modern, Assassins & Hitmen, Roommates, Rivals to Lovers, Fluff and Angst, Identity Porn, Violence, Blood and Injury, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, Secret Identity)

🔒 For good by apathyinreverie (M, 6k, WangXian, Modern, mafia, everyone is a little darker, lxc really needs to practice those people skills, general warning for JGS, Domestic WangXian, Praise Kink, Simp LWJ, BAMF WWX)

So Full Of Love (Wouldn’t Know Where to Start) by witchupbitch (M, 63k, WIP, WangXian, Best Friends, Friends to Lovers, Fluff, Eventual Romance, Eventual Sex, Possessive LWJ, Protective LWJ, Blood and Violence, Idiots in Love, Humor, Mafia AU, Modern AU, Flirting, shameless WWX, Confident WWX, Explicit Language, Mutual Sexual Tension, dark LWJ, Dark WWX, Exhibitionism Sex, Possessive Behavior, Unhealthy Relationships, Twisted and Fluffy Feelings)

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[evak-fic-rec-turtleanon]

Evak Fics - Crossovers

Crossovers. Movies. Reality TV. TV Shows. Animation. Superhero. WIPs. (The Harry Potter aus will be in a separate list. Under a read more:

***** MOVIES *****

Alex Strangelove Only You Can Feel What You Feel by dvorahbee (4.3k words)

Before Sunrise blue like the night in cuba by piccadilly (44k words)

Call Me By Your Name

We Found the Stars by Sabeley (39k words)

mystery of love  by eggsntoast (18k words)

Candy Jar en passant by peachbombs (21k words)

CITY of ANGELS Breathe me into life by nofeartina (7k words)

Enchanted that's how you know by colazitron (7.9k words)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Fusion in these deep solitudes and awful cells by hippopotamus (14k words)

Grease Those magic changes my heart arranges by diamondjacket (7k words)

Hang Over Night I Want to Remember  by KeriJoh1515 (8.6k words)

High School Musical Breaking Free (Outta the Closet)  by valtersass (58k words) - 11/12 chapters posted

Inception i kept running for a soft place to fall by grinsekaetzchen (17k words)

It's a Wonderful Life It's a Wonderful Life by kapplebougher (13k words)

Jongens Next to you, is where I call home by LostInAdmiration (101k words)

Moulin Rouge The Moulin Rouge! by theyellowcurtains (orphan_account) (8.6k words)

Nerve Oppfordre (Nerve) by Evenbechbaesheim (25k words)

Notting Hill light up the dark by argentae (68k words)

Pacific Rim if i run away, how long will i bleed by nicolesthename (1.6k words)

Papertowns inspired when i wake up i'm afraid (previously called Gone) by bixenboye (29k words)

Pretty Woman Old Money by twentyonetwentyone (100k words)

Princess Diaries 2 prize your heart of gold (the way i do) by orphan_account (30k words)

Robin Hood a man after midnight by Jules1398 (4.2k words) - Not exactly based on the movie.

Romeo and Juilet Cut Us Out In Little Stars by allyasavedtheday (32k words)

She Loves Me - Actually a musical Dear Friend by bri_ness (26k words)

Spiderman

 Welcome to the New Age by wyoheartsmusic (1.8k words)

 i have always been standing in your doorway by ahana (1.4k words)

The Greatest Showman Blinded By The Lights by lost_our_graces (16k words) DELETED

The Holiday

A Thrill of Hope by mlbee (34k words)

Titanic I'm Flying - SKAM Fic Week Day 7 by bashfulisak (1.2k words)

To all the boys I've loved before To all the boys I've loved before by janewritesstuff (Jane_de_Plaine) (46k words)

***** REALITY TV *****

Big Brother Expect the Unexpected by bri_ness (80k words)

Survivor

 Blood vs. Water by bri_ness (100k words)  Bury the Competition by daigina (1k words)

The Mole The Mole by bri_ness (26k words)

***** TV SHOWS *****

Black Mirror

  The 99.8% by TheGirlNoOneKnows5 (Series, 3 fics)

  waves crashing on distant shores of time by Anonymous (2k words)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

  i bet my life on you by janesargnt (4.8k words)

  I Don't Date Cops by jinglebin (2.9k words)

  Adrian and Markus by ufologies (3.9k words)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer Isak the Vampire Slayer by Ye_Olde_Hedgehog (13k words)

Friends

  the one with the prom video by thekardemomme (5.5k words)

  Stuck in an ATM Vestibule with Even Bech Naesheim by yllawonders (868  words)

  TOW The Blackout by bri_ness (1.7k words)

  the one with the disastrous double date by orphan_account (3.1k words)

Merlin (not exactly a crossover) Camelot by whovian1243 (13k words)

Sense8 some kind of miracle by puddingandpie (41k words)

Shadowhunters As long as you love (and remember) me... by onlydeadsoulscantdance (WIP) - Last update Feb 2019

Shameless Finding a friend in a strange country by LadyEkaterina (1.2k words)

Star Trek And straight on 'til morning by diamondjacket (5.5k words)

The Office White Elephant by HazyCosmicJive (1.8k words)

***** ANIMATION *****

Beauty and the Beast Beauty and the Beast by Masterless (16k words)

Coraline with the taste of a poison paradise by chasingflower (6.1k words)

Tangled starlight by thekardemomme (13k words) - Rapunzel au

The Little Prince Show Me Where My Armor Ends by ikerestrella (17k words)

***** SUPERHERO *****

Not exactly a crossover but hey! Superheroes!

All the Sickness Starts in the Heart by Laika_the_husband (14k words) WIP

Just your average ordinary everyday Superhero by vorfm95 (34k words)

Not a Bird, Not a Plane by shakespeareandsunshine (4.6k words)

********** WIPs **********

Star Wars May the Force by Laika_the_husband (13k words) - Last update Oct 2019

10 Things I Hate About You helium hearts (we're on fire) by itjustkindahappened (27k words) - last update May 2019

Anastasia Things I Yearn to Remember by daigina (27k words) - last update March 2018

Doctor Who doorway back home by hippopotamus (7k words) - last update Dec 2017

Enchanted just a bit of kindness by enterpoIaris (6.8k words) - Last update July 2017

Hunger Games whatever it takes by parallelisak (6.5k words) - last update Aug 2019

Life as We Know It Life as We (Don't) Know It by AnotherGallavichLove (1.6k words) - Last update Sept 2018

Lilo & Stitch To Find a Home by ahana, Carolus (12k words) - Last update Jan 2018

Stranger Things Stranger SKAM by Jamz24 (11k words) - last update Nov 2017

The Princess Bride The Princess Bride / The Prince Groom. {Skam} by EvakAlterlovebab (13k words) - last update July 2017 

Romeo and Juliet A Boy Like That by everything_else - Inspired by West Side Story. First posted in Sept 2019

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To all the boys I've loved before

Rating: Teen And Up AudiencesPairing: Even Bech Næsheim/Isak ValtersenChapters: 5/7Summary: Isak has a secret. He's gay but he's not ready to admit it. Not to himself and definitely not to his best friends Jonas and Eva who are dating.Especially since he's kind of in love with Jonas. So he writes a letter to let his feelings go and adds it to the other four letters he has written to four other crushes he's had. But suddenly everything changes. Eva and Jonas have broken up and somehow the letters are out and he needs to do major damage control! But how?A "To all the boys I've loved before" AU.

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i don't know if you know, but there is a to all the boys i've loved before au on ao3

is this the one you’re talking about? “To all the boys I’ve loved before” by JaneWritesStuff / @acorpseofthornsandroses. it’s a WIP for anyone who is into reading those!

(i was not aware because i don’t actually read fic, but thank you!)

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Evak Fics - Fake/Pretend Relationship

Fake/Pretend Relationship List. Twist on fake dating, faking to fool the family, roommates, for an event. And WIPs. Under a read more:

***** A TWIST ON FAKE/PRETEND *****

Boyfriend! by smilexdarling (1.1k words) - Even and Magnus wait for Isak at a bar.

Even's "fake" boyfriend by radiantsilver (2.4k words) - Is this a twist? I don't know. Even's friends don't believe Isak is real 

last night by bbyfruit (2.7k words) - Isak wakes up beside Jonas 

But the prettiest sight to see by imminentinertia (3.2k words) - Even deeply regrets doing Eva a favour for Christmas, but it might not be so bad 

stars collide by bbyfruit (3.7k words) - Isak is, objectively speaking, the dumbest bitch alive (that's the actual summary haha) 

The best boyfriend by champagneleftie (3.8k words) - "Hey man, what's up. I'm Isak." The guy still looks confused, like he has no idea what's happening, so Isak decides it’s probably best to be as obvious as possible. “Vilde’s boyfriend.” This is the possible love of Even’s life, the most perfect boy he’s ever laid his eyes on, with the perfect height and perfect lips and sometimes he does this little thing with his tongue that reduces Even to a puddle of feelings -- and he has a girlfriend. 

how to get a guy in seven days by thekardemomme (5.3k words) - Even and Yousef won't make a move, so Sana and Isak take matters into their own hands. It doesn't go exactly as planned. 

Ground rules by Kollakolan (24k words) - The Travel-AU where everything is not what it seems. I don't want to spoil the twist so this is all I'm saying 

four movements on a first wedding by chevythunder (47k words) - Isak's spent years keeping his distance to Even, worried that any kind of closeness could trigger feelings he won't be able to suppress. Waking up married to Even after a blurry night in Las Vegas throws a slight wrench in those plans. 

Twice by intothewind (101k words) - Even’s in a punk rock band. Jonas and Isak fake date because Jonas wanted to be in said band. 

***** TO FOOL THE FAMILY *****

first dates by princevaltersen (1.8k words) - Isak asks Even to be his fake date to an engagement party. 

Family Dinner - SKAM Fic Week Day 1 by bashfulisak (2.8k words) - Isak needs a date for a family dinner and he kinda lies, telling his parents he'll bring a boyfriend. Even is his one option. 

I'll Come With My Boyfriend by bashfulisak (3.1k words) - isak is kind of in love with even -- isak kind of asks even to be his pretend boyfriend to his aunt’s wedding. 

with you i'm in warm water by shadesofcool (4.1k words) - Even’s sister is coming to visit and he has to pretend to be in love with Isak. It wouldn't be so difficult if he hadn't been trying to pretend like he wasn't in love with him for years. 

A Grump for Christmas by Schedazzle (4.3k words) - To a dinner with Even's family 

How to Get Your Man - A Plan By Even Bech Naesheim by Evakkk (6.1k words) - When Magnus drops a big secret in front of Even... Even comes up with a brilliant plan to get Isak to reveal his true feelings. All it takes is one little lie, and one crazy family reunion. 

my longing drives me crazy for you by orphan_account (7.7k words) - Isak's mum worries, Isak makes bad life decisions and Even loves Isak. 

79 Percent by wyoheartsmusic (13k words)  - Isak helps even out

Late December With My Heart In My Chest by LavenderWater (23k words)  - In order to stop his mother's fussing since he left for college, Even tells her he's dating his roomate, Isak.

In this bed of snowflakes we lie by MermaidsandMermen (SophiaSoames) (49k words) - Follow Isak and Even in this University Dorm life AU, full of snowflakes, fluffy pillows, and people who are nothing like they seem on the outside. Is this fake/pretend? Maybe more like accidental or things were assumed trope. 

Vivid in Black and White by Fxckxxp (62k words) - In a Hei Briskeby video prank taken too far, Isak meets Even for the first time down on one knee

***** ROOMMATES *****

friends don't treat me like you do by hippopotamus (1.7k words) - Isak’s going to humiliate himself in front of Even’s friends because he has no idea how to be - pretend to be - in a relationship. What is Even expecting him to do? Hold his hand? Kiss him? Hold eye contact with him for more than two seconds? Isak can’t do any of that. And he also can’t sleep. 

let's pretend into forever by Bellakitse (2.3k words) - “Let me get this straight,” Even starts. “You lied to your boss about having a boyfriend, told her it was me, and now you need me to go with you to your science nerd dinner?” 

Ring On It by TotallyTinkerbell (2.4k words) - Isak's room is the biggest mystery of the kollektiv, and only the guys that Isak hooks up with from time to time, get to see it. Even is very jealous and pretends to be isak’s husband. 

Feng Shui by champagneleftie (4.9k words) - “Even!” Isak says, indignant, affronted. “I miss kissing. Kissing is nice.” Even misses kissing too. That was nice. Kissing Sonja was nice. She smelled nice. Isak smells nice. Even has a brilliant idea. “You could kiss me!” 

Homecoming by DickAnderton (82k words) - Neither of them has felt at home in a long time. Until they meet each other, jump into a fake relationship. bed sharing. demisexuality. slow burn

***** TO AN EVENT *****

In the Eye of the Beholder by HazyCosmicJive (2.3k words) - After weeks of Even using him as a 'muse' and refusing to let him see it Isak is attending Even's first art exhibit. And to make it all worse he's going as his fake boyfriend, which wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't hopelessly in love with him. 

just one look and i'm out of touch by ihatefindingusernames (3.1k words) - Halloween party. Isak needs a date because the theme is couple/pair costumes

Something Borrowed, Something Blue by BluebeardsWife (10k words) - Even hires Isak to pretend to be his boyfriend at his ex's wedding

Come and paint the world with me tonight by LostInAdmiration (10k words) - "If he had been smart and sober enough to say no, he wouldn’t be stood in a church he definitely shouldn’t be in, wearing a suit that was far too tight and a rainbow coloured bow-tie."  A dare and a wedding. 

***** OTHERS *****

Tram Boy by evak1isak (1k words) - Even is on the tram and sees a cute boy without a ticket and goes to his rescue

I May Have a Little Crush on You? by mittliverskam (1k words) - Even helps Isak out of a tight spot. Emma is involved 

Hopeless by waitineedaname (1.2k words) - There was no way in hell Isak would be able to talk to Even. He was tall and cool and handsome, and Isak was pretty sure talking to him would make him spontaneously combust. He was hopeless. 

makin' me a mess by itjustkindahappened (3k words) - Isak gets stood up where his ex works

gloom boys by theyellowcurtains (3.5k words) - they want to annoy Emma

This feels like falling in love by ForEvenAndEver (yuraxchan) (3.5k words) - Even needs help at the club

Adrian and Markus by ufologies (3.9k words) - Isak and Even go undercover on a case that unexpectedly ends up bringing them closer together. 

Every Day You're Here, I'm Healing by foryouareeverywhere (4.1k words) - Isak having a health scare causes Even to reevaluate exactly what he wants in life.

might become my lover, for real by evamohns (orphan_account) (4.2k words) - It’s Even who finally does it, hooks his finger around Isak’s before turning his hand over and nudging at Isak’s palm with his until they’re holding hands, Isak flexes his fingers in the grasp – still looking at the floor. Festival. Sonja is here 

Draw The Line (Need To Know That You're Mine) by thesoulsailor (8.8k words) - Five times Even pretends to be Isak's boyfriend, and one time there's no pretend at all  - DELETED 

Let‘s Pretend by wematch (10k words) - Isak has been trying to get rid of Emma for weeks, luckily for him Even has a plan. Bed sharing. Truth or dare

FOCUS by LiliMane (10k words) - Isak and Even fall in love before even attempting to fake-date

Lost & bound by hjertetssunnegalskap (Crazyheart) (16k words) - Even has been in a bicycle accident and he has lost his memory of the past three years. However, Isak gets a shock when Even tells him that they’re bonded soulmates, and expects them to be a couple. 

would it be a sin if i can't help falling in love with you? by cosetties (18k words) - the kossegruppa meeting goes another way

Wish You Were Mine by cuteandtwisted (18k words) - Even is Isak's favorite bartender and there's some mutual pining involved. 

You're a different kind of new by LostInAdmiration (23k words) - Even has had a hopeless crush on Isak for months now, but has never been brave enough to talk to him. And then Isak rescues him. 

I wanna hold you like you're mine by giraffingallday (24k words) - Isak is often nervous and just trying to get through his required semester of Theatre. Emma makes it a little harder until Even comes along and makes it too easy.

They do not love (that do not show their love) by rumpelsnorcack (28k words) - the one where Even finds himself in need of a fake boyfriend and Isak offers to help.

The edge of the earth with you by TheGirlNoOneKnows5 (29k words) - A romantic Arctic cruise along the west coast of Norway provided the perfect setting for Even to woo his crush. Accidently ending up in a fake relationship with a cute stranger, while the real object of his affection was in the arms of another was not at all in his plans. 

latching onto you by Behindthecities (31k words) - model Isak and director Even get caught by the paparazzi and the only solution to it is to pretend to be each other’s boyfriends.

Come out, come out, to the sea my love... and just, drown with me by GayaIsANerd (32k words) - In which Even saves Isak from an asshole ex, and from himself.

let's talk about love(to me, it's only you) by vitane (37k words) - they become friends. Pretend to date once and just kept on pretending.

To all the boys I've loved before by janewritesstuff (Jane_de_Plaine) (46k words) - A "To all the boys I've loved before" AU

Masquerade by Sabeley (53k words) - Isak and Even were best friends before one botched mission tore them apart. They are assigned to go undercover as newlyweds.

***** WIP *****

Runaway Boyfriend by stories_and_dreams (15k words) - last update Aug 2017. Isak runs into Even at the airport. 

Feel the Lightning by briennejamie (15k words) - last update June 2019. Twist on fake dating. Isak and Sana have a plan. 

run boy run by pansexuaIeven (29k words) - last update March 2017. Eva and Even fake date to make their exes jealous. 

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Chapter three is up! 

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To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before

Pairing: Isak Valtersen/ Even Bech Næsheim

Rating: T

Summary: Isak has a secret. He's gay but he's not ready to admit it. Not to himself and definitely not to his best friends Jonas and Eva who are dating. Especially since he's kind of in love with Jonas.

So he writes a letter to let his feelings go and adds it to the other four letters he has written to four other crushes he's had. 

But suddenly everything changes. Eva and Jonas have broken up and somehow the letters are out and he needs to do major damage control!

But how?

A "To all the boys I've loved before" AU.

[evak-fic-rec-turtleanon]

Hi love 💕 two more fics for your crossover list: Blinded by the lights by lost_our_grace (The Greatest Showman) and To all the boys I’ve loved before by janewritesstuff (Movie with the same name)

I forgot those ones! Thank, sweet anon 😘

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Chapter 4 is up! 

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The second chapter is up!