#jason is a dilf

[batsandbirdsandothers]

Collection of “I’m Robin and being Robin gives me magic!”

Part 1 | Part 2 of Ghost Jason Series

[forwards-beckon-rebound]

dan mora art appreciation post

[reginalusus]

Might have to click for detail.

Terrible and fucked up AU where after Harvey kills Jason's dad for being a dick, he becomes his new dad(s). (This is just an excuse to draw Harvey with baby Jason).

Bluesky Ko-Fi

[shrugemojiidk]

Jayroy to me. If I’m being honest

[mariskiii]

this man must be illegal in some countries...

[ho-ii]

Everytime Charlie Reid appeared unannounced | Chicago P.D.

[the-bat-bros]

Almost at 300 followers so uh thanks I guess 😅.

Here have some panels from BWFA of Bruce being a good dad.

Then Bruce says “I know you will.” And I cried a little bit 🥹.

[varpusvaras]

Roy stands in front of the stove and stares at the soup.

He watches it simmering, the surface gently bubbling every now and then, and he tries not to think too much.

It's been pretty hard, lately, not to think too much, but he has to do it, because if he starts to think, he will get angry again.

Roy can't afford to get angry. Not yet, anyway.

He stares at the simmering soup until it is ready, and he turns the stove off and takes the pan off of it, and he takes the nice bowl out of the dishwasher and starts to ladel the soup in it, because, damn it, he is using the nice bowl for this. Would it be safer to use the less nice ones? Maybe, but Roy doesn't feel like playing it safe and behaving like the nice bowl is above this.

He is getting way too agitated about bowls. Roy stops, breathes in the herbal scent of the soup, and continues to get the soup from the pan into the nice bowl. He then gets the high glass from the cabinet, because the nice bowl of soup needs a nice glass of water to go with it.

He then takes both and makes his way to the bedroom.

He stops at the doorway.

The ceiling is off, because Jason's eyes and head can't really handle too much light right now, but the desk light on Roy's side of the bed is on. Lian is laying on that side of the bed, curled as close to Jason as she can, with a book in her hands. It's one of Jason's, though Roy can't see which one from where he is standing, but the words he can hear Lian softly reading out make it sound very English.

Jason's eyes are closed, but his head is turned ever so slightly towards Lian, and from how he is breathing, Roy knows that he is awake.

It is something that any other time would only make Roy's heart swell with love and happiness, but right now, there is an ugly, bitter taste all over it, preventing him from truly enjoying it.

He clears his throat a bit. Lian turns to look at him over her shoulder, sees the bowl and the glass, and she takes the book and scoots to the edge of the bed.

"Lian."

Lian looks at him little pleadingly, even though by now, she already knows the answer.

Roy shakes his head. Lian turns her eyes down. She puts the book on the nightstand, and reaches to wrap her fingers around Jason's for a second, before she slides off of the bed. Roy steps into the room to get away from the doorway, so she can get past him and out of the bedroom.

"Thank you", Roy whispers to her as she walks past him. He then nudges the door closed and walks up to the bed.

He turns on the desk light on Jason's side of the bed. Jason twitches a little, his eyes flutterin and his brow pinching a bit.

"Sorry", Roy murmurs. He puts the bowl and the glass on the nightstand to have both his hands free. "I'm gonna move you up a little."

It's a familiar dance for both of them by now. Jason hums affirmatively, Roy steadies his back and neck and pulls him up a little against the headboard. Jason's jaw clenches because by now, the painkillers have stopped working and he is more lucid and definitely more aware of everything that is going on with his body, but he wants it this way, because being more lucid means that he can kind of eat on his own.

'Kind of' in this context means that he can swallow without spewing anything on himself, and that is something that Jason is willing to take, even if it comes with more pain.

Jason opens his eyes when Roy lets go off him to pick the bowl back up.

"How're you feeling?" Roy asks. He tries not to ask it every time Jason is even marginally awake, but it's difficult, because every time Jason closes his eyes, Roy can only see him laying there, bloody and still and him looming over his body.

It's been weeks now, and still, Roy can't seem to forget how he had felt back there, when for a one moment, he had thought that Jason was dead.

Jason just breathes for a moment. He has to do it a lot, as he cannot breathe very deeply at all.

"Fine", he says, which Roy deciphers as meaning not worse than the last time you asked. It's good enough, all things considered.

"That's good." Roy gets some soup on the spoon. Jason's left hand is in theory capable of holding onto things, but in reality, it still shakes too much for him to be able to do anything precise with it. So what he gets is Roy spooning the soup for him.

They don't speak while Jason eats. Just the act of eating takes too much of his energy, and he needs to focus to it in order to get it done. It is all familiar by now as well. After Jason has gotten at least some food and water down his throat, Roy will give him his next dose of painkillers, and then talk to him while he falls back asleep.

Roy knows that Jason hates it.

They have talked more than enough of their childhoods at this point. Roy knows all the unsavory details of Jason's story, and right now, at this moment, the ones of his mother, almost always unresponsive towards the end, with Jason trying his best to keep her alive by any means necessary, are at the forefront of both of their minds. Roy knows it.

He also knows that it is the one place Jason never wanted to end up in, and he's been there once already.

It is why he doesn't want Lian to see him right now, no matter how much he adores her. Jason had been alone, back then, taking all the responsibilities of adults when he had just hit double digits in age, and the last thing he wants is to make another kid go through the same. It's not the same, since Roy is there, but it is too close for Jason nevertheless.

Roy has tried to explain it to her, so she wouldn't feel like she's done something wrong. She understands, but with that understanding, has only come the need to help even more.

Roy loves her so much. He wishes that she never has to go through anything bad in her life.

Roy also loves Jason, and while he knows that there is nothing that he could've done for him before, he will never forgive himself for not protecting him now.

He doesn't say that out loud. Not yet.

Jason finishes half of the bowl before he just simply cannot make himself eat more. He accepts enough sips of the water to not be dehydrated and to get the painkillers down. Roy lets him stay sitting for a moment longer, before he lowers him back down onto the bed.

He says other things out loud. Simple things. Simple, loving things, that don't reveal how much Roy wishes to take all the pain from Jason and give it back. He will, eventually, because Roy knows Jason, and he knows that for Jason, saying those things out loud is love as well.

But not yet. Not yet, simply for the fact that if Roy does so, he will have to do as he says, right there, right then, and he cannot yet.

Not yet, when Jason still needs him like this.

Jason closes his eyes, slowly, as the awareness in them dims, and eventually his breathing evens out, as much as the painkillers allow him to not care about everything in him that has been broken.

Roy watches him sleep.

He is happy, now, that he listened to Jason and never told anyone, not even Dick, about them. As much as Roy loves Dick, he is now a safety hazard, a possible breach in this place that Jason has for himself. A place that no one will know to come and look for him from.

That is good. That is exactly what he needs right now.

That is exactly what Roy wants.

Batman will not be able to find Jason. He will not be able to come for him.

No. When the time comes, it will be Roy who comes for the Batman, and when that time comes, Roy will be ready for it.

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

REID: Dad?

HOTCH, GIDEON & ROSSI: Yeah?

REID: Guys, I’m on the phone.

[batsandbirdsandothers]

De-aged Jason Todd and his morally-grey parental figures + Dick

[oriixxc]

[jdms-flat-ass]

JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN : dilf at a bar in The Good Wife

[punkeropercyjackson]

Duke:Why'd you never hate me for replacing you as Robin like you hated Tim for the same thing?

Jason:Because you were never my replacement.I never knew you as that.I've only known you as my Robin so you didn't replace me.You're a part of me i didn't know i was missing

Duke:.......And if someone else was your Robin?Who would they be if they weren't me?

Jason:No one.There's a multiverse out there and in every single one of them,i'd choose you as my Robin.Nobody could ever replace you.You're my signal of hope and chaos whenever i need to remember what i'm fighting for and why i started

Duke:*Scoots closer and reaches for Jason's Batmeal*Does that mean i can have this?And you'll buy me more?*Baby northern yellow bat eyes to butter him up*For your favorite Robin?

Jason:*Waves over a waitress and tips her a fat wad of cash Duke stole from a soliate while undercover*Bring little man 4 Batmeals-With holiday pies.And a big cherry blossom flavoured milk tea,he goes crazy for those

Waitress:Your little man?Is this your dad?

Duke,through a mouth full of two Big Bat's:Nofep!He's beffer!

Jason,swinging an arm around Duke's shoulder:Tell Big Boob that next time you see him

Duke:*Thumbs up,still eating but also going back to writing in his poetry journal/mixed media scrapbook he made with baby punk diy game*

[tchetcheca2]

idk if it is just me, but at the same time i would eat cockroaches dipped in cow shit just to meet my celeb crush, im extremely scared of actually meeting them

what would i even say???

"hey, ik you don't know who I am, but i have read like a thousand different fics of you giving me backshots, nice to meet you"

IT WOULD BE SO AKWARD OKAY

SHOULD I PRETEND IDK WHO THEY ARE SO THEY FALL IN LOVE WITH ME OR WHAT

AM I GOING TO MAKE MY 11 YEAR OLD SELF WATTPAD DREAMS COME TRUE???

[ho-ii]

"Something up?" "No, I’m coming with you."

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓

You can't understand what it means to live until you see Batman in the gym while he trains. Folks, that man is the original dilf. Johnny Depp who? I would totally eat him.

 

Flash @TheOriginal ✓

Dude, are you drunk?

Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓

I might have a concussion. But hey, I'm seeing something worth living for. 10/10, I recommend it.

 

Flash @TheOriginal ✓

I hope Nightwing doesn't see this tweet.

 

Green Lantern @EarthMostGreenHero✓

Come on, he's still a kid. What could he do?  

 

Flash @TheOriginal ✓

It's official. You're stupid.

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