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watched the gamestop documentary and dumb money yesterday and the whole thing made me think about buying stock in tumblr for shits and giggles
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i need yall to stop posting abt cum kisses and simeoultaneous orgasm because its making me miss my ex and im trying to make myself not have sex for a while its rlly killing my vibe
#my ex isnt even accessible but like#my fuckbuddy is just there for convenience and like i dont even rlly wanna fuck him#like i only wanna fuck one person that stopped wanting me a long time ago#and everyone else disgusts me#jayebird chirps
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I wish I could actually use tumblr for like. journaling and shadowwork but its a public website that just turned off the option for ur blog to be taken out of google search results so like. guess i have to find some other app to take up space or continue to only remember to journal and that i have a journal like once a month
#its basically once a month like most of my entries are a month apart or two months if im bad#and then when i journal i dont even process my feelings. I feel like im bad at it#im eons away from the teenager that loved english class and would write poetry that i never really showed anyone just to get my feelings#out i used to make so much art#also i wrote this while i was shitting. maybe i should keep my journal in the bathroom#maybe if i process my feelings while i shit bc thats at least once a day ill get better#jayebird chirps
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had a nightmare last night where a candy vendor tried to charge me 89 dollars for a single spool of cotton candy
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Tumblr user symptoms: when people dont know spoon theory, you are shocked every time
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I love that skwovet (the squirrel pokemon) evolves into a fatter chonky squirrel called greedent, esp that they changed pokemon go to change the spawn area of my city to spawn more squirrels instead of pidgeys like it used to, its so much more accurate.
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I struggle to go to bed on time because i cant stop kissing my cat who curls up in a ball or stretches out peacefully at the foot of my bed, i must kiss her n smell her and bother her to let her know i love her lest i kick out in my sleep,,,,
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What is better than a cat laying on top of ur foot tbh
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cishet men are so fucking creepy and weird i wish i could exist in peace
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its funny how a middle aged man can make someone half their age feel soo disgusting and wrong and violated…
#career struggles#being hit on by ur boss of sorts in ur union no less#i feel gross and i tried to pretend it wasnt thst but my therapist my mom snd my closedt femsle friend as of rn confirmed what i dont want#to be true#jayebird chirps
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ugh i really hate myself today
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before i have to do something responsible i always have the most crippling stay awake andxiety no matter how physically exerting my day was its really frickin crazy
#therapy note to self#jayebird chirps#also forgot to tell my therapist i havent been taking adderall as much lately but also i didnt even have caffeine this morning
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my cat looks like the loch ness monster in her bed when my glasses are off
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my cat has met her first white cat thats shes gonna be living with for two months abd they were not fabs of eachother so far. Marshmellow immediately tried to kill diana through the window. Marshmellow does not know that my cat, Diana, is one hell of a bitch even tho this is clearly marshmellows home
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my body is a machine that turns sugar into yeast infections
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if u feel bad abt ur day, at least u didnt put a jacket ur cat pissed on running late to work this morning
#daylight savings#jayebird chirps#i did not know she had and like i thought she didnt have ANY car accidents bro
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